#they are dumb lab rats who know if they press certain buttons they get pleasure

[tennessoui]

Anakin as a goal-obsessed RW or LW because the only reason anyone knows he can pass is because he did it once by accident in practice.

anakin, infuriated after the twins’ game, cornering obi-wan in the community locker room: what are you doing as their coach!! why is leia passing to solo when she is at the goal!!

obi-wan, shoving him back: I am making them team players!!! I know that’s something you wouldn’t understand!

anakin: excuse yo—wait what do you mean I wouldn’t understand. have you been reading up on me? have you been watching me play?

obi-wan, who could recite anakin’s Wikipedia page at this point: like I would waste my time with hockey !!!!!