#they appreciate each other's style. he can respect a strong woman. he doesnt give a hoot about aliens and hes very used to robots

[fauvester]

bad bitches in bell bottoms with weaponized guitars?!?

[torixus]

THE SQUARE ROOT OF 69

I have heard a lot of people try to tell other married couples how they should have sex in their marriage, and to what extent a man and his wife are supposed to explore on the marriage bed. Some even teach that the only acceptable sex style in marriage is the missionary position; that lazy sex position where a man builds a castle ontop his wife and refuse to come down. Some folks make it look like every other bending-over activity outside the missionary position is a sin for believers, as if they were the Moses that wrote the 10 commandments of love making. I can't understand why some folks will just sit down to look for how to send Godly people to hell, as if someone told them there is no more space in heaven. So it's now not enough for two devoted believers to get married, live right, and make heaven? I cannot touch my wife the way I like because if I do my name will be removed from the book of Life and written in the book of hell. Is it because I'm living undevotedly? Nope. Then why? Because I am using the Holy Ghost in me to flip my wife over when my blood is hot 🤣🤣🤣. But why are we so interested in sending people to hell? Well, let me leave the jokes aside and teach this because I believe alot of us are listening to the rumours spoken about Jesus when we can actually open His word and learn the truth about Him for ourselves. Listen guys, truth is, the Scripture plainly commands us to desire our spouses body only, and nobody else. God wants us to always be hungry for each other the same way we are hungry for more of Him, but how each of us choose to do the desiring is nobodys business, nobody's business at all!!!! See, all sexual activities are permitted on the marriage bed on TWO conditions, two conditions only: #1- the first condition is that it must be between a man and his wife, with the Holy Spirit as a witness. I included the place of the Holy Spirit as a witness because for us believers, sex is a physical interaction between two spiritual vessels. That is, for two people having sex in marriage, it means that the Holy Ghost in me and the Holy Ghost in my Spouse are physically communicating through our flesh. I want you to see making love with your spouse this way. See it like the Spirit in you high-fiving the spirit in your partner, sex is a physical interaction. Sometimes when I am sharing a warm hug with my bestie Chocolate, I be like "I just want to give our Spirit an opportunity to hug each other for a moment." 😍😍😍, that's what it is. "To be carnaly minded means death to the spiritual, but when your carnal leanings are inspired by the Holy Spirit, it gives life to your Spirit." - Please don't ever forget this lessons. I may not remember to teach this again. #2- The second condition is that, whatever sexual exploit you decide on in marriage, has to be done in AGREEMENT between a husband and his wife. Paul answering a question said that the only time it is permissible for one person to deny the other sex is when it is done in agreement, and for a particular TIME. In other words, an agreement is not enough to keep your body from me, but even after it is agreed between us to stay apart, our agreement will only be valid for a particular time. So there are two conditions inside this box; agreement + time. For instance, some persons do not like the idea of PDA. Some dont like kissing in public and fondling up. There's nothing wrong with this if your husband is fine with it, and agrees that anytime you're out in public he will not try to get all mushy on you. This is an agreement. And the agreement is only valid anytime you're out in public. But then, the moment he steps inside the house and shuts the door behind him, he is permitted to tear up your lips as he pleases, the agreement no longer becomes valid because the conditions are not the same. Denying him your body will not only mean disobedience to God, but it will also mean you are dishonouring your husband. If she doesnt like to kiss in public no problem, respect her, and keep to the agreement. But the moment she steps Into the house, you may kiss the bride mmuuuaaarhhhh!! Ooooohhh kiss your bride muuaaaarhh.(who remembers that old song?🤣) So please don't allow anyone define to you how you should or shouldn't touch your spouse in marriage. There is no single Scripture that admonishes us to make love like this and not like that, what you decide to do to each other is totally up to you, for as long as you both agree to enjoy eachother that way. The first time Adam made love to his wife, the Lord preferred to use the word "KNEW". He said, "and Adam knew his wife and they bore a son..." You know why He ended at Knew? Because the details of their KNEWING does not concern you. If God had told us how Adam knew his wife, the church would have turned it into a love making policy and a doctrine for Christian couples to follow by force. The Lord so wise, the last thing He wants is to take away our freedom of choice. He just kindly spared us all the details of how Adam was busy bending Eve over trying to look for where his junior is supposed to fit. You can imagine two people who don't know Jack about sex making love for the first time 😀😀, I bet eve was the first woman to get pregnant without experiencing the joy of Orgasm. We could hear the excitement in her voice when she shouted "I have received a man from the Lord." Adam on the other hand must have had multiple orgasms and thought it was a panic attack 🤣🤣🤣🤣😀😀... Oh Lord forgive me! I'm so soaked in your word. Whatever is bound on agreement in your marriage is bound in heaven, let no one scare you with hell, hell is supposed to be scared of us. Do whatever is true, honourable, lovely, pure, pleasing, and admirable.(Philippians 4:8) If your wife appreciates the leg on fan style of lovemaking, by all means buy a very strong fan that can withstand the backflips. If your husband likes the balcony instead of the bedroom, then decorate it with beeautiful flowers to make the experience more amazing. If she wants you to go down there, then halleluyah!! Do it, even if you may have to wear an oxygen mask 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😀🤣😀🤣😀🤣😀🤣😀, you owe each other the very best of sexual experience in marriage. The square root of 69 is AT{2} Agreement and Time raised to the power of two. Missionary journey is for lazy people. Written by Allison Bisongs Hyacintho via Blogger http://bit.ly/2U5ho75

[torixus]

THE SQUARE ROOT OF 69

I have heard a lot of people try to tell other married couples how they should have sex in their marriage, and to what extent a man and his wife are supposed to explore on the marriage bed. Some even teach that the only acceptable sex style in marriage is the missionary position; that lazy sex position where a man builds a castle ontop his wife and refuse to come down. Some folks make it look like every other bending-over activity outside the missionary position is a sin for believers, as if they were the Moses that wrote the 10 commandments of love making. I can't understand why some folks will just sit down to look for how to send Godly people to hell, as if someone told them there is no more space in heaven. So it's now not enough for two devoted believers to get married, live right, and make heaven? I cannot touch my wife the way I like because if I do my name will be removed from the book of Life and written in the book of hell. Is it because I'm living undevotedly? Nope. Then why? Because I am using the Holy Ghost in me to flip my wife over when my blood is hot 🤣🤣🤣. But why are we so interested in sending people to hell? Well, let me leave the jokes aside and teach this because I believe alot of us are listening to the rumours spoken about Jesus when we can actually open His word and learn the truth about Him for ourselves. Listen guys, truth is, the Scripture plainly commands us to desire our spouses body only, and nobody else. God wants us to always be hungry for each other the same way we are hungry for more of Him, but how each of us choose to do the desiring is nobodys business, nobody's business at all!!!! See, all sexual activities are permitted on the marriage bed on TWO conditions, two conditions only: #1- the first condition is that it must be between a man and his wife, with the Holy Spirit as a witness. I included the place of the Holy Spirit as a witness because for us believers, sex is a physical interaction between two spiritual vessels. That is, for two people having sex in marriage, it means that the Holy Ghost in me and the Holy Ghost in my Spouse are physically communicating through our flesh. I want you to see making love with your spouse this way. See it like the Spirit in you high-fiving the spirit in your partner, sex is a physical interaction. Sometimes when I am sharing a warm hug with my bestie Chocolate, I be like "I just want to give our Spirit an opportunity to hug each other for a moment." 😍😍😍, that's what it is. "To be carnaly minded means death to the spiritual, but when your carnal leanings are inspired by the Holy Spirit, it gives life to your Spirit." - Please don't ever forget this lessons. I may not remember to teach this again. #2- The second condition is that, whatever sexual exploit you decide on in marriage, has to be done in AGREEMENT between a husband and his wife. Paul answering a question said that the only time it is permissible for one person to deny the other sex is when it is done in agreement, and for a particular TIME. In other words, an agreement is not enough to keep your body from me, but even after it is agreed between us to stay apart, our agreement will only be valid for a particular time. So there are two conditions inside this box; agreement + time. For instance, some persons do not like the idea of PDA. Some dont like kissing in public and fondling up. There's nothing wrong with this if your husband is fine with it, and agrees that anytime you're out in public he will not try to get all mushy on you. This is an agreement. And the agreement is only valid anytime you're out in public. But then, the moment he steps inside the house and shuts the door behind him, he is permitted to tear up your lips as he pleases, the agreement no longer becomes valid because the conditions are not the same. Denying him your body will not only mean disobedience to God, but it will also mean you are dishonouring your husband. If she doesnt like to kiss in public no problem, respect her, and keep to the agreement. But the moment she steps Into the house, you may kiss the bride mmuuuaaarhhhh!! Ooooohhh kiss your bride muuaaaarhh.(who remembers that old song?🤣) So please don't allow anyone define to you how you should or shouldn't touch your spouse in marriage. There is no single Scripture that admonishes us to make love like this and not like that, what you decide to do to each other is totally up to you, for as long as you both agree to enjoy eachother that way. The first time Adam made love to his wife, the Lord preferred to use the word "KNEW". He said, "and Adam knew his wife and they bore a son..." You know why He ended at Knew? Because the details of their KNEWING does not concern you. If God had told us how Adam knew his wife, the church would have turned it into a love making policy and a doctrine for Christian couples to follow by force. The Lord so wise, the last thing He wants is to take away our freedom of choice. He just kindly spared us all the details of how Adam was busy bending Eve over trying to look for where his junior is supposed to fit. You can imagine two people who don't know Jack about sex making love for the first time 😀😀, I bet eve was the first woman to get pregnant without experiencing the joy of Orgasm. We could hear the excitement in her voice when she shouted "I have received a man from the Lord." Adam on the other hand must have had multiple orgasms and thought it was a panic attack 🤣🤣🤣🤣😀😀... Oh Lord forgive me! I'm so soaked in your word. Whatever is bound on agreement in your marriage is bound in heaven, let no one scare you with hell, hell is supposed to be scared of us. Do whatever is true, honourable, lovely, pure, pleasing, and admirable.(Philippians 4:8) If your wife appreciates the leg on fan style of lovemaking, by all means buy a very strong fan that can withstand the backflips. If your husband likes the balcony instead of the bedroom, then decorate it with beeautiful flowers to make the experience more amazing. If she wants you to go down there, then halleluyah!! Do it, even if you may have to wear an oxygen mask 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😀🤣😀🤣😀🤣😀🤣😀, you owe each other the very best of sexual experience in marriage. The square root of 69 is AT{2} Agreement and Time raised to the power of two. Missionary journey is for lazy people. Written by Allison Bisongs Hyacintho via Blogger http://bit.ly/2U5ho75