#they always bring Jellie/Scar’s new kittens along

[regularconvexheadcanons]

Headcanon 4

Cub and Scar love stargazing. Every so often they take a ton of supplies far from society and just enjoy watching the stars, being in each other’s company, and eating cake.

Cub tried to teach Scar the names of some of the constellations, and Scar, in full Scar fashion, created his own names for them. The Big Dipper is the Dippledop, Cassiopeia is the cassiobobola, Ursa Minor is the Cubstellation (Ursa Minor = small bear = bear CUB). And sometimes Cub understands which constellation Scar means, and sometimes he doesn’t, but he accepts every single one (I mean, none of the constellations really look like cats but it makes Scar happy so yes, that bunch of stars is the Jellie Constellation). And, at the same time, Scar doesn’t understand most of Cub’s space-talk, but does love listening to Cub get excited about a topic and listens nonetheless.

[universal-kitty]

Jelly Beans, Skittles, Airhead, Now or Later w/ any F/O('s) of your choice

Candy Themed Self-Shipping Asks!Jelly Bean: What’s a quirk/little detail about your fave that you think is cute?

   Answering most of these with my OT3 w/ Jack an’ Nish!! Let’s see... With Nisha, I suppose I’d have to say her hair! It’s so fluffy... She let’s me play with it sometimes as a way of kicking back for a bit and relaxing; especially if she’s gonna sleep soon. (Also, those lips... Distracting.)

   With Jack, I find his egotistic attitude...kinda cute!! Ngl!!! (Don’t tell him I said that, tho, or he’ll start fussing at me.) There’s just something ridiculously charming about a guy with his head so far up his ass that he thinks he’s the blessing to all the galaxies....      If I wanna be nicer and sweeter, though? His scar. Well, maybe less “cute” more “downright attractive”, but still! I love it!!

Skittles: Do you have any headcannons for your f/o?

Nisha’s violence towards animals and cute things was her response to her horrific childhood. However, those are my exact favorite things and distressing me? Making me cry? Not an option. So what started as a tolerance grew back into an odd, aggressive love for animals. (She only likes cute things if it involves me.)

Jack is a terrible parent in only of his equally horrific childhood and no wife who’d stick around long enough to help him raise Angel. Luckily for him, her, and myself, I got involved with him a bit sooner than Nisha had, meaning while Angel was still involved with his practices, Core Angel never reached full completion and I carefully oversee Jack never does so.

So I basically said “fuck canon” and saved my adopted daughter, yeah.

Looking at the three of us is...a bit silly. I’m a renowned scientist thanks to my father’s influence, but also due to my usage of The Machine to secretly make myself smarter and push the limits. However. I’m also dating both of this galaxy’s WORST people (Nisha, who’s not only our babe, but later Sheriff of Lynchwood) and Handsome Jack himself (who took the throne of Hyperion and became the six galaxies worst dictator).

I’m basically saying it’s like seeing a ragdoll kitten between a rabid wolf and a hyena.

Airheads: What was your first interaction with your f/o like? Did you always like each other?

   Well... I originally knew Jack back when he was a programmer. He signed on as such, but wanted to be called Jack... Called him his other name once, he corrected me, never said it again. So it was a good start, back when things were still tame...more or less. (I was still kinda shaken up by my home life and my cheating fiance.) I kinda left that meeting to the wayside, but he never stopped watching out for me... Not that I noticed much.

   He only forgot during the events of The Pre-Sequel, trying to get vault hunters to help him out for power...and the spin that took into Shitstormsville.

   It took Nisha noticing me staring at her one lunch break to bring me up to Jack about this “cutie science nerd in the lunchroom” that Jack remembered me in a bolt and dragged me up an’ out of my position in R&D. I mean, I stayed as his scientist, but I also got suddenly promoted (I now run the entirety of R&D) along with being their pet/new datemate, so..... Score?

Now and Later: What was your first self ship, do your still ship with that character?

   Kurama from YuYu Hakusho! I mean... I might’ve had a crush on Ash [Pokemon] once upon a time, but my earliest, true-to-form self-ship I remember was Kurama. A bunch of art of us together, obsessing over him... My ultimate comfort character, even now.

   As far as my self-ship world with him is concerned, we’ve know each other since...basically forever. He knew me back when I was just another person trying to figure the world out and watched me not only become a mom to our two fraternal twins, but also learn more about myself. He’s been here for a long, long time and I don’t think I’ll ever say adieu to him.

   .....Though if y’all WANNA hear about an older F/O I’ve since let go of.....

   Naruto Uzumaki!! Oh, how I used to ship with this guy!!! ....He was also the one that I did my first....uh, nasty art piece with.... The more you know!! (That got buried in my old yard and oh my GOD, I hope it’s beyond repair now or I will die...)

   But yeah, another guy I used to majorly obsess over. I will never forgot how hard I freaked when I realized my first and last name match the same amount of letters his has!!!! (AKA we both have 6 letters in our first name and 7 in our surname.)

   I don’t remember why I dropped him, I just did over time. I suppose cause I shipped NaruHina more than I shipped myself with him...? Something like that, maybe. Anyways, I’m happy for him!!!!