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Agatha All Along deep dive: episode 5 part 2

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I was so looking forward to brighten this particular scene, it's the darkest yet and it's such a beautiful one it's a pity to miss even one detail

oh no lilia stop being so cute????

have you ever seen jen with a bigger smile? and she's quiet as usual, it's almost like more than the ride she's enjoying how much fun her friends are having. especially lilia, those two have been forming a bond that is equal parts bickering and a growing respect

I'm just glad alice had this moment of pure unadulterated joy before it came all crashing down

agatha is very, very quiet. despite never letting herself feel anything freely, she takes a moment to close her eyes and enjoy the beauty of it all

she looks back at rio, so sensual and confident

how can kathryn hahn convey so much with so little time? her breath catches at her sight. and then worry and fear take hold and she gives the tiniest shake of her head, as if she's forbidding herself to entertain any kind of thought about rio. she looks away. the blood moon behind her spells disaster

meanwhile billy is that kid who has the time of his life hanging out with the teachers during a field trip

I want to personally thank aubrey plaza for every acting choice she made as rio, but ESPECIALLY for this witchy laugh

(I just brightened the salem seven witch vomiting bees and it's actually pretty impressive! but I don't want to trigger any insect haters around here) (I love insects though so please talk to me about spiders if you want)

they couldn't get a good look at the cabin before rushing in and I couldn't either until now, do we know if it's something from Agatha's past? did she use to live there?

I'm salty that alice had to die in these stupid clothes

So. I think this trial is the most fucked up and humiliating yet. Billy knew nothing about jen except superficial facts, so he put her in a scenario that matched her work aesthetic, more of a personal insult than a wake up call (compare it with the broom lilia just made for her: roots and flowers, something that speaks about jen's work, beliefs and traditions.)

Alice's trial was entirely based on lorna, we know billy is a big fan so he ran with that concept creating something that really shook alice, and not in a good way. she was forced to sit in her dead mom's house and wear her clothes for god's sake. she took it as the Road wanting to teach her a lesson, when it was just a teenager with the grace and subtlety of a newborn puppy.

Now, agatha. billy doesn't know a thing about her because she's private to the point of paranoia. he has gathered that there's something in her past about a dead child and that's probably what makes her grumpy, so he... tried to make her talk to nicky. with a fuking oujia board. Despite having had his share of shock and trauma billy inevitably has a kid's point of view re: death, and even more so because he's functionally immortal. death is something that happens to other people, or far far away in the future. he thinks he's giving agatha much needed therapy, when he actually put a grown woman in child's clothes and made her relive her traumas for everyone to see.

btw I'm not in any way saying that the trials are bad writing. they are brilliant writing. they're just tragic and fucked up behind the funny exterior, just like agatha herself. sorry for the rant.

I mean I wouldn't be opposed to that. we could put billy back in a closet for a little while and get down and dirty with it. and ooh there's a little leaf on rio's shirt, I hadn't noticed it!

jen's retainer always SENDS me

agatha's face when she realizes it's her trial

agatha is irrevocably, eternally linked with death in all its forms

looks like rio is playing along and setting the scene, but she's also doing something more subtle that only agatha understands: she's provoking her, and it's becoming more personal and hurtful. she's testing and punishing more than she used to. she is growing angrier.

agatha wants to tell rio to fuck off but knows she deserves it. agatha is NOT happy to be in this trial for reasons that go beyond what everyone present (except rio) assumes, but she'll bite the inside of her cheeks until they bleed before she shows any of it

the way he says it with a straight face too (again, NO PUN INTENDED. forgive me joe, I would never)

oh great alice has only thirty minutes to live

everyone looks worried and on their guard, rio has her whole knife out, playing along. agatha is STILL trying to look cool and casual, it's painful to watch. girl is panicking, hard

meanwhile billy is always bringing a whole different energy, he's playing and having fun! think back to the second episode when they met lilia and then jen and alice for the first time. billy had no clue about the tension, the fear and hate between them and agatha. right now he's still more excited than scared. he's about to have a rude awakening.

do not taunt the spirits, AGATHA.

lmaooo. this motherfucker.

another moment when billy sounds chillingly cruel. being jigsaw without realizing it

I'm not pointing it out every time but whenever agatha does this with her arms she's really, really really nervous

what does agatha do when she's scared or overwhelmed? she puts on a show. like clockwork. and rio has already guessed what's about to happen

I really want to continue this so there will be more later today, stay tuned!

go to episode 5 part 3

[autlantic]

aaa hello, hope youre doin well! id love to get a hq matchup :]

personality wise, i think im a very open, honest, and compassionate person! sometimes to a fault haha. i can be rlly naive and trusting at times, but no matter how many times im hurt i always get back up. i like to see the good in ppl after all! my friends have described me as vibrant, dynamic, and spirited. im a very colorful person. clingy, cringy, and very unapologetic about it!

one of my fav hobbies and biggest passions is creating. ive been drawing/writing since i was super young, and take great pride in my work. i find my inspo in people, usually drawing art of or for those i care ab. im a huge gift giver even tho im broke, so i make instead! art, poems, songs; if its creative ill do it

my dream date hm... id say its between a museum or amusement park! i love all kinds of museums, especially interactive ones. just having someone to take turns geeking out over exhibits with, to share that excitement and interest, would be so sweet. amusement parks are also super thrilling though. i love going on roller coasters and other rides, and am a sucker for cute merchandise. i think itd be really sweet having someone win a prize or buy something for me, just because it reminded them of me. id do the same too of course! tho we could do that in a museum gift shop too :]

other facts ab me

im a gay trans guy! so male match pls

known for my horrible taste in men

huge flirt/tease, but i cant take what i dish out lol

being mean is a love language! me and my friends bully each other all the time affectionately, and i love the banter

most ppl associate me w green, even tho my favorite color is yellow!

i’ve matched you up with…

IZUKU <3

and the trope that brought you together is BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS !

• you two are always hanging out, laughing and just having the best time. going on dates AS FRIENDS! then holding hands sometimes AS FRIENDS! and kissing AS- not friends.

• you’re both merchandise lovers so he’s always bring you random bits and bobs or facetiming you to show off his new all might keyring

• loves when you draw him and gets emotional if you make him a handmade gift

• your friends approve for once !

THANKYOU SM FOR JOINING <3

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catte catte catte! i told ya i'd be back if i had any thought on wrio and guess what!!

so i was showering (why do the best thoughts come up when you're in the shower?) about your post on (ex)boyfriend tattoo artist wrio and and and and i went feral thinking of combining more little aus because why stopping at one when you can be an unhinged gremlin!

so tattoo artist/piercer-biker-single dad of sigewinne wrio! (ex bf or not is up to you hshshshs) like you go to his shop for a tattoo and meet him having a little break playing with the cutest little girl ever before you get your tattoo (maybe got an appointment via phone only knowing his voice?), and sigewinne takes a liking to you and then time passes and you and wrio get closer till you become a couple and have dates where he takes you on rides on his bike, sigewinne sometimes joining you having whole town envy of you cuz damn you laid THE bachelor and you 2 get matching tattoos and and and and AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

i'm dead @-@

if you have then any idea on how some stuff could end up in spice (i don't remember if you write nsfw content help, if no feel free to ignore this part) don't be a gatekeeper will ya? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

also you should be awake by now so good morning! ♡ here's a coffee and a brioche ☕️🥐

Aaa hi honey !! This is so late I'm sorry @-@

But OOOOH that sounds so cute though ?! That's the cutest thing ever 😭 And man I can just imagine Wrio showing the drawing of the tattoo you want to get done to SIgewinne, and she just thinks it's the coolest looking thing ever, and she makes you all sorts of stickers based off of your tattoo 🥺

and AAA the matching tats 🥺 i can imagine them getting something a bit more lowkey, you know? Like, if reader and Wrio were to match, i can see them getting something like those tattoos on their wrists or on their hands or something, that connect when they hold hands?? Idk but just imaginig it is making me ahjsdjha

ajhsda unfortunately i don't have any spice thoughts rn 😭😭 but if i ever do, I'll let you know ahjsdjhas

And !! thank you thank you for the coffee and brioche ♡ it's very appreciated :D

[itiaskia]

do you have physical body trait headcanons for femstars shumika?

NSFW under the cut, also mentions of eating disorder and body dysmorphia

So coming up w/ them I first thought of what Shu’s type would be because I think it’s relevant to his and Mika’s bodies in the original (shu preferring smaller more androgynous looks, not being like that, and Mika also being insecure even though he’s closer to that look than Shu)

I think Shu’s type would be the same pretty much, small and dainty. So fem!Shu would be curvy and a little chubby. She’d have a large chest probably like DD, big nips that she’s insecure about so whenever they fuck she’s always wearing a bra/corset/lingerie cuz that’d also make her more comfortable about her shape (gotta hide the tummy). Hair like Mademoiselle’s but pink, but as for the rest of her body she’s just as hairless as masc!shu she waxes/shaves everywhere there will be no stray hair. Keeping her tall so she’s still 5’10” :333 uhh as for pussy quality I think she has naturally wide hips so she’s never really “tight”, pretty and light pink. She’s convinced it smells weird but it just has normal pussy smell lmfao.

For Mika, still 5’7” but wiry, I originally was a completely flat AAA fem mika truther but I’ve been opened up to lopsided tits mika so fem!mika has like. one AAA and one A. Mismatched like her eyes. Has the same haircut as masc!mika, anorexic but Shu’s been helping her with that so she’s getting healthier… Same eyebrows as masc!mika, and a strong jawline that she’s self concious of because she doesn’t feel feminine and dainty enough for Shu because of some of her stronger/striking features. Pussy quality… Chronic razor burn because Shu makes her shave and she doesn’t change the razors out often enough. Lopsided lips, darker in color than shu (nips to match, they’re like 2 shades darker than shu’s). A little bit acidic. Clit pokes out a little bit but Shu finds it cute so it’s okay. Long slender fingers with bony knuckles but Shu really appreciates them >:3c can’t imagine why.

As much as I nitpicked things I do think they’d both be really hot lmao they both just have their own insecurities I wanted to hilight so that’s why it seems like I’m focusing on really nitpicky stuff- I mean thar’s how insecurity works usually other people just don’t really care and people are too hard on themselves.

I think fem!shu wouldn’t be as hesitant to eat pussy as masc!shu. Like in my “Shu oral hc’s” he’s really oral avoidant, takes him years to work up to eating pussy and even more to suck dick for the first time. But I feel like fem!shu would be a lot more open to it. (Also Shu loves thighs so Shu face squished between Mika legs as she pussy munches :333) Mika’s better at eating Shu out than Shu is for Mika.

(For my masc!shmk hcs I actually don’t think they do penetration that much like at all, mostly hand/mouth/sensual maintenance) For fem!shmk I think Shu 100% bottoms but prefers to ride Mika wearing a strap.

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Latin Lover Podcast w/Cibernetico notes

Podcast link: https://youtu.be/HUycYSvltgM

Recap of Latin Lover's podcast with Cibernetico. One of the very top stars in Mexico from 2003-2007 and most charismatic wrestlers people in wrestling.

Cibernetico and Latin Lover talked about all the jealous wrestlers and people they had to navigate. Being some of the few people that trained bodybuilding like them. They had a similar path.

Both started wrestling at around the same time. 1-2+/- years

Cibernetico grew up in Mexico City. A son of divorced parents.

He always wanted to be a wrestler. His father was a big fan and always take him to shows. His father was a huge Canek fan. At age 7 this began.

Cibernetico started training at 16-17. A student at Ham Lee's gym. He transfered to another gym under Ojo de Tigre. Who did not do a very good job training him. Mostly took his money and gaslit him into believing he was ready.

Ciber found out how ready he was once he started training at another gym and was immediately punked out by the trainer. He instantly grew fear for the trainer at this new gym.

One day he confronted his new trainer and asked be trained how to really wrestle from him. Ebano Ruiz.

Ciber says a wrestler should only need 18 months to be ready to work.

They both agree that ability is not the only quality you need to be a sucessful wrestler. Ciber saying if it was really like that, than many of the opening match workers would be in the main event, and many main eventers would be in the opener. "If it was fair".

"Fortunately! Wrestling is not fair!" Ciber laughs and screams

Ciber brings up he was able to get the fans on his side in CMLL. Which many thought would have been impossible. Saying that many go there and do not get any reaction or ignored.

He admits being nervous to work CMLL. Calls it big test for all wrestlers.

Ciber talks debuting in UWA working legends since his first match. They were tough 15 day tours. Working every day for 2 weeks at a time.

He was picked on by Shu el Guerrero. He recalls always getting beat up by him. He finally got fed up and confronted him after weeks of abuse. Ciber was ready to fight. Shu told him this was all a lesson in order to value the spot he was given. Villano V was also a big bully of his in the same way.

He had to earn his way in. Ciber reveals that he was paid $50 pesos a match in UWA and worked his way up to $200 pesos a match. It was taking a toll on him and his body. He lost size.

Ciber brings up wrestlers now being idiots on social media posting pictures without their masks. He thinks these idiots should stop clowning around and take it off if they don't respect it.

Ciber joined AAA in 1995. A year after his debut in UWA. Noting this would be the last chance he would give himself to do something in wrestling. He was fed up with the lifestyle and being broke all the time.

Ciber was working as a security guard for some bankers. A job his father had set up for him. It paid well enough. He was ready to leave wrestling over the lack of money.

Villano 3 called him up about a new promotion starting up named Promell. All the ex-UWA guys were heading over to there. The pay improved to $800 pesos from $50 per match. This brought him back into wrestling.

It lasted until the guys abandoned Promell to go their seperate ways. Ciber then joined AAA.

Latin Lover met Cibernetico in AAA. They hit it off for being some of the only wrestlers that would train like bodybuilders and aim for a good physique. They would train together and Ciber's mother would cook for them.

Latin Lover said they would go to restaurants together even when they were programmed against each other. Latin did not think it was a big deal. They would even split the bill.

These 2 were working a show in Laredo and had a show the next day 2 hours away. Latin Lover convinced Ciber to get a ride from girls who were part of his fanclub. The girls were driving them, but the car broke down and overheated.

Latin and Ciber went to a nearby river to retrieve some water for the car. It worked but, again broke down 5 miles later. Eventually they hitched a ride with from a truck driver. They got to the show as it was ending.

Latin and Ciber quickly changed in the truck. They put together a plan to start having their match outside and reel the people back into the building. Latin and Ciber threw their suitcases at each other and began to brawl. The fans that were leaving the show were circling around and would follow the match back into the arena.

These 2 had their match to end the show. Ciber jokes that he was paid double since singles matches are paid double in Mexico.

At a AAA show Latin Lover was heading to the back after a match and felt a very rough strong hand grab his ass. He was frozen from the groping. Latin looked behind him and asked "who did it?". To his surprise it was a dark tall, grown man wearing a vest and a hat. Think Cien Caras.

This fan said it was him who groped Latin Lover. Latin asks the man again if it was really him. "It was me. So what?" and the tall dark stranger twirled his moustache.

Latin said the only response was to hit him and he did. He knocked the fan down to the ground and made his way to the back. As they were in the locker room the door was kicked in.

This fan kicked open the door and said he was looking for that fucking Latin Lover because he was going to kill him (pistol in hand).

Sangre Chicana, who was changing by the door quickly de-escalated the situation. Telling the fan that he would take care of it and fuck him up. This fan threatened the promoter and said he would be waiting outside.

Latin snuck out and did not wrestle at this town for another 6 months.

That next show, Cibernetico came up with a plan after being told the story from Blue Demon Jr and Humberto Garza.

Ciber went out and bought a vest,hat, moustache, and toy gun. Before the show, Cibernetico in costume, kicked in the locker room door. He yelled "where is that fucking Latin Lover? Now I'm really going to fuck him up!"

Ciber explains that Latin was tying his boots and froze up. He threw a sandal at Ciber. Latin was scared shitless and thought he was really going to die. So scared that in the match, he was dancing around the whole match on the apron. Trying not to stay still in order to avoid an eventual shooting that never occured.

Cibernetico who was very close friends with him, knew Parka wanted to retire soon.

Latin Lover brings up Hector Garza. Who was another good friend. Latin introduced supplements to Garza. Who then got bigger, after already being naturally big.

He had a match with Latin and Garza gave him a chairshot to the head that left him knocked out. It was by accident. But Latin describes symptoms of a concussion.

They were to have a match the next day. So Garza felt bad about the chairshot and before the match brings Latin Lover a chair. He tells him to return it to him during their match. "however or wherever he wants". He insisted after Latin did not want to.

Latin gave him a return chairshot, but the chair had slipped in his sweaty hands and cut Garza open. Hector needed 8-10 stiches afterwards. Antonio Pena in gorilla was reprimanding Latin because blood was not allowed on TV at the time.

Cibernetico brought up his mask match he won after waging his mask against La Parka's world title. The first time a mask was waged against a belt. Later that fueled their rivalry and eventual mask match. One of the biggest matches in AAA and modern Mexican wrestling history.

Ciber still maintains a fandom for wrestling. Attributes his success in wrestling to this burning passion that he never lost.

The subject changes to retirement talk and finding a new passion after wrestling. Ciber compliments Latin for doing things outside of wrestling. He believes when one retires, they should not want to wrestle any more.

Ideally that everyone retires and does not need to wrestle in order to eat.

Latin says nothing makes him feel the way wrestling does. A person that has been on primetime national tv, movies, morning shows.

Ciber explains that there are star wrestlers right now that are not really stars. They just work main events. Then there are "superstars", that are the real deal.

"It's like looking at the sky. The few that get to touch the top are the real stars." "…and those that do..it becomes more difficult to retire."

"There is nothing like hearing 20,000 fans screaming your name..there is nothing like that."

Ciber thinks that the real superstars get that star reaction from 40K fans. Those are the few real stars.

Latin talks about wrestlers not preparing for life after wrestling.

Ciber brings up Shocker. Being a bad example for others. He says when he saw Shocker at a show recently, he spoke with him. He recalls Shocker being a beast in CMLL early on.

Ciber: Hey do you want to die?

Shocker: I feel like I do.

Ciber: Then fucking die already. Die. Don't be causing pity. You are giving a disgraceful image. Just fucking die already. We will remember you at your best.

Shocker: Well, maybe not yet.

Ciber: Stop your bullshit and get it together then.

Latin Lover really compliments Shocker and his career. Even noting that he turned AAA upsidedown when he came back.

Ciber thinks Shocker can make a comeback. If he just puts in some effort, the fans will take him like he never left.

Latin Lover weighed a comeback too. But he thinks it's changed so much from what he did. Ciber calls him a pioneer for being one of the first stripper wrestlers that could also brawl. Says current talent should pay their respect.

Latin remembers wrestlers burying him for what he did in his career. He brings up Gronda.

He tells the story about Gronda getting injured after his major knee injury. It was when Gronda caught a plancha from his cousin, El Oriental. Gronda could not base to save his life.

When Latin went to see him in the back, he saw someone trying to adjust Gronda's knee back in place. But he knew it was destroyed. He hopes to get him on the show in the future.

Ciber thinks he was addicted to putting on size. He was super impressed by his body. Gronda was still training hard and putting on size when he was out with a bad knee. Ciber calls that a major mistake. He should have slimmed down to help his mobility.

Latin Lover once shared a room with Gronda. Said that Gronda would mix a large protein and oats shake to have at bedside. Gronda would set an alarm to wake up every 3 hours to eat his shake.

They both talk about needing less mass as they get older. To maintain good health.

Latin Lover was so sick of working with Gronda. Because Gronda would stain his gear with all the red paint he would wear. He confronted Gronda about him paying to get new gear made after staining it after working a tour.

Gronda did pay up. He was a top draw at that time. After that, Latin changed from white to red gear.

Latin and Ciber talk about their dieting. How Ciber would get so extreme with it that he would go into the kitchen at the restraants they went to, to prepare his meals. He would teach them to cook unseasoned, boiled chicken and rice.

They both competed in a bodybuilding comp and Latin Lover won.

Ciber revealed that he suffered a collapsed lung in his match with Pagano. Calling it his toughest match and advises new wrestlers to not wrestle Pagano.

Latin Lover tells high flyers to calm down and to regulate their high spots.

Latin Lover then tells a story about doing a media tour with other famous actors and stopping to get gas. He says the people instantly recognized him and asked for pictures. They deemed the actors less approachable. Latin thinks wrestling allows them to be more relatable to all people. Breaking all social barriers.

Cibernetico says it has opened a lot of doors for him. He is able to speak and socialize with anyone. Including politicians and people from other social gambits.

Ciber criticized the older generations for being angry that the younger people have it easier than them. But that the new generations should be patient and try to learn for themselves too.

They both run down all the things they've done outside of wrestling.

Ciber acknowledges he did not know how to cook besides his diet food when he did Masterchef. He notes that housewives and people that know nothing about wrestling come up to him and compliment his time on the cooking show. They end up surprised that he's a wrestler.

Latin Lover brings up Ciber's exotic pets. Joking that he had a monkey (as a jab to Konnan).

Cibernetico said it's important for wrestlers to save their money. But he also was shamed into saying he threw away a lot from partying and women.

They both prelude to divorce costing wrestlers a lot. That it's tough to turn some people down.

They joke about burying Chessman. But will save if for off-air.

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[milqueandsugar]

aaa hear me out,, sub!eret with softdom!reader praising them while riding them on their throne 👁👁

🏵 Your Tea Is Ready 🏵

Warnings: NSFW MINORS DNI

Genre: SMUT

| If the crown Fits |

Tight walls squeezed around your cock as Eret plunged themself back down. A steamy make out session turned into something more scandalous, kisses turned into bites, giggles turned into moans, and now you were balls deep in the tight ass of the king of the smp. "Ahhhh shit shit.. fuck I'm close" your words are breathy and barely audible above the sound of skin against skin.

Eret in all their glory doesn't let a thing pass by them. Smiling they lean forward and pull you into a sloppy kiss, one you happily reciprocate. "I'll take it as you are too?" You chuckle between pants, rolling your hips up to match the bounce of your lover. You were sure your grip on their waist must have been almost painful at this point, but without any complaints from them you happily kneaded their soft flesh between your fingers, nails scratching at any skin they could get a hold of.

"G-god we haven't we ever done this before?" You question, hazy in your pleasure as you bite into soft, supple skin. Eret opened their mouth to answer but could only let out a moan as you snapped your hips into them once more. "You're so beautiful, so pretty for me, me pretty cock slut.." you sigh trailing kisses up and down their chest.

A hearty laugh catches your attention as Eret tugged on your hair. "You're the one.. the one cumming after ten minuets" he teased, only to suck in a sharp breath as you wrap a hand around their cock. "Oh yeah? I bet I can make you cum before me."

"Fuuck, yeahhh.. y-yeah I'll take that bet."

[edgelordfucker]

Do you have anything in the works regarding reader and Belos having sex in the throne room? I feel like Belos would just love to fuck his sweet little thing on the throne

MDNI - MINORS DO NO INTERACT!

BIIIIITTTCHHHHH!!!! I!! LITERALLY!! HAVE ONE!! AND IT'S ALMOST DONNNEEEEEE!!! AAA

It was one that I was using to procrastinate on 'Man Born Knees? Oh Geeze!' and then I finished that, and got stuck on - the working title for "throne room fucking" is "qucik", because I already had a "quickie" from my Jack Morrison Overwatch days (RIP I loved him), and also I can't spell - 'qucik'. Anyways, here's a bite of it! BTW, if anyone has a question about my WIPs, please feel free to ask! There's a chance I have a smooth 500 words about the thing you're thinking of just rottin' in my docs.

This is rough, and needs first pass edits, so the Words are Not Up to My Snuff - if you see something that reads weird, that's why. Hope you enjoy, Anon! 🖤

CW: daddy used as a title.

“Oh, darling, I know it all too well,” he says, longing plain in his voice. “We don’t have much time,” he tells you, dragging you into his lap to straddle his thigh. “Can you get yourself ready to take me?” he asks, desperate. He starts to leverage your hips against him, guiding you to grind.

“Oh!” you whimper, catching his rhythm. He can feel the heat of your cunt start to bleed through his layers. “I’m not wearing any panties,” you say, in a tone of voice that indicates a warning. He growls, yanking your skirt to your waist. 

“I don’t care. I want you to soak my thigh,” he demands. Belos can’t tear his eyes away from your mons, tongue sweltering in his mouth at the way your vulva spreads to cup him, itching with the need to tease your clit. He brings his gloved thumb to brush your lips. “Lick.”

You look up at him with hooded eyes, wetting your lower lip with your tongue before you lead with it, laving it over the leather underside of his gauntlet and then using it to carefully guide your mouth over his thumb. Gently, so as not to get your teeth on the metal half that covers the top of his hands and fingers, he starts to slide it back and forth over your tongue, breath picking up as you bob your head to match his thrusts. 

You whimper when he pulls it out of your mouth, and he chuckles even as he palms your thigh, letting it land at the apex of your outer labia before he presses it right up against your clit and starts to rub counter clockwise, the way you do when you touch yourself. 

“There we go. Doesn’t that feel good?” he asks. 

“Yeah,” you breathe, rolling your hips. His other hand comes up to cup your ass, feeling for the seam of your cunt so he can fuck you open with his fingers. Wait. Fuck. He can’t take his gauntlets off - the timing is going to be close enough as it is. “Touch yourself.” Belos reaches up to grab one of your wrists, but you shake your head. 

“I don’t need my fingers,” you pant, working your hips back and forth, back and forth. “Oh, this feels good.”

“I need you stretched out for me,” he says, dangerously close to begging.

“I want it to hurt,” you tell him, “I want to feel you in my pussy for a week.” Your heavy tits are bouncing, and he skates his hand up to palm one, squeezing roughly over your bra and dress before he switches his grip so that he can roughly pinch your nipple with his thumb and forefinger as he works the rest of your breast with his hand. 

“Fuck,” he snarls, heartbeat in his cock. He’s filled with the indelible urge to thrust as blood swells him to a steel-like hardness. Planting the foot of his opposite leg on the ground, he starts to really give you something to ride. Your head rolls back on your neck as you start to wind your hips, meeting his thigh with the full force of your weight. This adjusts the angle, just a touch, and now your thigh presses against where he’s getting hard. He grunts at the sensation, a little rough, but that just puts the pleasure into a stark relief.

“Oh,” you whimper, “oh, this is going to be so quick.” The strain is apparent in the tension of your brows, your mouth. “Haven’t had you in so long- I can’t make myself come as hard as you do. So good, so good.”

“Am I going to get you off with nothing but my thigh?” he asks. You lean forward, resting your forehead against that of his mask, eyes desperate. 

“Yes! My clit is so sensitive, you feel so good.” Your gaze flicks down to where his mouth would be, and then you tip your head and press your lips in the same spot. Belos moans, toes curling in his boots. Oh, that was unexpected. He can only feel the pressure of your face against his as you give his mask wet, desperate kisses, but, fuck, does this do something for him. He slips his free hand to your back, pressing you closer to him, rocking his hips with yours. 

“You want me that badly?” he pants. “Bad enough to grind against me like a slut, to moan against my mask?” 

“Mmm,” you hum. There’s a wet noise as you pull back, and he grunts, frustrated. “Bet I could get off on it- rubbing my pussy against your mask, riding your face like that.” He surges forward and you meet him, driving him to madness with the noises you make with every touch. “Belos,” you moan, “Daddy, gonna come.” He has to restrain himself to maintain the pace that’s treating you so well.

“Do it.” He pinches your nipple harder, twisting a little to give you that contrast you need.

[satorucomfort]

Could we please have little Satoru scenario with his s/o being jealous? 🤭

｡*:☆ SATORU GOJO WITH A JEALOUS S/O! ☆:*｡

a/n: thank you so much for the request hun! this was so much fun to write aaa ヽ(▽｀)ノ

⚠️warning: gojo himself is a warning bc of how much of a tease he is, grammar errors probably, implied nsfw at the end but nothing too bad

rules

All you wanted was a nice dinner with your husband. But no.

With you and Gojo both being sorcerers and having busy lives, you two decided that on the rare days where you both were off, you would have a date night at home or go out to a new restaurant to try. This night your husband picked a fancy restaurant to go to, which made you excited because you finally get to really dress up for once and look nice instead of your regular daily work attire you we’re always in. Satoru knowing this even picked out a dress for you to wear; a silky short black dress paired with heels and then him in a all black suit, you two matched perfectly. Everything was perfect. Until being seated.

You we’re having a great night until the waitress you had came over and start outwardly flirting with Gojo infront of you. Complimenting him, twirling her hair between her fingers, winking at him, ignoring you anytime she comes to the table, and even going as far to ‘drop’ her pen infront of him to pick it up slowly and making eye contact with him while smiling. You’ve known since the beginning of your relationship that everytime Gojo walks into a room or down the street all women, men, and enbys we’re staring at him because of his good looks, and there has been instances where people have flirted with him but you have only laughed about it, never taking it seriously or getting jealous. Both of you love each other and no one can break that, you know this. But with the way this waitress has been acting, its making you boil with anger as you hold your wine glass, glaring at her.

And what set you off was your husband laughing at one of her little jokes at the end of your dinner. She came over to give your check, but she started to only flirt with him once again telling some dumb joke while doing so, making Gojo laugh a little too hard for your liking. It was obvious he didn’t know what was going on, but at this moment you we’re burning with jealousy and him laughing only made it worse. You ‘accidentally’ kicked Gojo under the table, making him yell out an ‘ow’ and slamming his hand on to the table making a tiny disturbance and the waitress jump.

“I’ll take the check, thank you.” Your voice was sharp and venomous, finally making the waitress looking at you and her finally understand to back off

She quickly set the check down and walked away, you pulled out your wallet and throwing cash down on the table. Gojo looked at you confused and shocked as he rubbed his leg where you had kicked him. You didn’t want to look at him, all you did was get up and walk away leaving him to quickly follow behind you.

“Baby, wait!” He yelled out for you, but you only ignored him and kept walking out of the restaurant, down the sidewalk to find your car letting the night breeze hit, only making you feel more bitter

Gojo was right behind you trying to catch up to you, but you we’re walking too fast for him.

Finally making it to the car, you opened the door quickly and slamming it in the process while Gojo quickly getting in the drivers seat.

“Bunny please talk to me...” He reached over to hold your hand, but you only pulled away and said nothing, looking out the passengers window with a pout

He only sighed and started the car, he didn’t want to pry but he knows your upset. Also, he is kinda scared of you at this moment.

The car ride home was in pure silence. He didn’t say a word to you, only thinking about what he could’ve done to make you so upset. You don’t get upset a lot, so to see you this way always hurts him. Was it the food? Maybe the restaurant wasn’t cool? Did he say something to you? His mind is racing the whole way home.

Once arriving home and Gojo parking in the driveway, you quickly got out and unlocked the door. Kicking your shoes off walking into your house and hanging your purse up then making your way to the living room only to have Gojo teleport behind you, grabbing your waist gently and pulling you closer to him.

“Let me go. Now.”

“Not until you tell me whats wrong.”

“Nothings wrong.”

“You cannot tell me somethings not wrong when you just kicked me, stormed out of the restaurant and not speak a single word to me in the car.”

Silence fell over you two again, but only pulled you closer leaning down to place soft kisses on your neck to your cheek

“Bunny.. Please tell me what happened.. If it was the food or something I said-“

“It was none of that..”

Gojo turned you around and gently tilting your head up to look at him, making you feel suddenly small under his gaze

“Then what was it bunny?” He coos softly, wanting you to speak more

“It.. it was that stupid waitress!” You yelled, letting your anger hit you all over again

He only blinks at you with a confused expression, taking him a minute.

“I- What do you mean-“

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘what do you mean?’ SATORU! SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME! Especially with all those compliments and the little drop the pen stunt with her big tit-“

“Oh my god... your jealous? YOUR JEALOUS~” Gojo only smirked, as he started to die with laughter which made you smack his chest in the process

“I am not jealous! And its not funny Satoru!” You glared at him with your arms crossed

“Baby, sweetcakes, honeybun, sugar, bunny, the love of my life; I’m so sorry, I need to be better at noticing these things. But I hope you know that I only love you and you only. No one or anything can make me stop loving you, okay? I love you so much.” He pulled you back closer to him, pulling you in for a real kiss making you melt under his touch, then placing small kisses all over your face making you laugh

“okay! okay! I love you too!”

“Good! Now, how about I show how much I love you hmm~”

[qqueencowboy]

BROOO I SUPPORT THIS AFFF HOMIEEEE

ALR ALR ALR ALR BET BET BET

yea ok so uh

setting the hype aside,,,

larry w a THIQCCQQUE gworl,,,, like shes also really tall like 6’ around there, wears 4+ inch heels often

but is actually like super soft spoken and extremely just like

soft in general

uwu ty

HIIII

SORRY I SEEN THIS JUST THIS MORNING BUT I HAD SCHOOL and i was literally thinking about it all day and was coming up with ideas and giggling to mysled hhehehehe cuz i was imagining me with her NOT GONNA LIE

i have like a whole idea of what she looks like and her style and she is so fine GIGGLING AAA

anywayz thx for being my first request!!!!

ok so

larry is 5'8 as a teenager and 6'1 as an adult, so u guys started dating in highschool and he RLLY LOVED HOW U WAS RLLY TALLER THAN HIM like he just loved it

he really likes that u wear big platforms and that ur not insecure abt ur height

he ALSO loves ur thick :wink::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: like if ur walking infront of him hes like blushing and giggling CUZ SAME

if ur ever insecure abt it hes always the first person u go to cuz hes always ur hypeman abt it

one time travis called u tall and small and he took ZEROOO offence and referred to you both as tall and small

he loves ur stretchmarks ;)))

whenever he notices u got new platforms he always pretend to scuff them

he is NOT ashamed of being shorter than u like at all he actually kind of prefers taller girls

and i think its so good that hes with a taller girl cuz hes used to being taller than everyone else

he isnt ashamed of looking

or you knowing hes looking

his confidence matches his third leg 🤫😲

hes always willing to RAG ur platforms off even if they smell a little from wearing them all day 🥺🥺🥺

once he got that little bit taller than you, u made it a MISSION to wear platforms everyday but you also kinda liked the fact he was now a little taller BUT U STILL WORE THOSE PLATFORMS

cuz domination to men xx

u dom..............TBH

when u guys r cuddling in bed he flops ontop of u likeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAIWEHFOW

if ur sat on the sofa ur thighs r a pillow

if ur a shyer person then hes like ur little guard dog

u give him piggy back rides...... tbh.......

u give him forehead kisses a lot cuz girl if i was wearing platform shoes all day everyday and i was originally 6' i would not be leaning down just to give a MAN the pleasure of feeling MY LIPS ON HIS. (i would tbh just pretend i wouldnt)

one time he tried on ur biggest pair of platforms and he was surprisingly good at walking in them!!!

(until he started running)

he traces ur curves when ur asleep

lisa loves ur whole style and wishes she could pull it off

but mama u could!!!!!!!!!! (call me lisa x)

before u and larry started dating ash kind of had a little crush on u and it was a fight for attentuon between her and larry

ash always said to larry "first to ask her out" so ofc billy bigballs asked u out right there and then

ash was very ego hurt but rlly happy for u two

she mightve cried herself to sleep that night..............

OKKKKKK my brain is fried now exams r drainign BUT i rlly loved this idea and i will be saving myself for a girl of ur description xx

HOPE IT SATISFIES UR NEEDS THANK U!!!!!!!!!!!

[caffeineaddicted-noonie]

Addict and Julian

(👀🚢 @insane-horror-movie-addict with Julian 💕❤💖)

+ Addict, this is your chance to put him in a coma for god's sake-

+ Man needs sleep. Ask him which one is an orange and an apple and he'll point to the piano and says "That's the tree,"

+ I mean sure, he doesn't look sleepy, still has that sexy face but heck is his brain-

+ Force him to sleep, threaten him, pursue him. A N Y T H I N G

+ Keep coffee away from him-

+ Sing with him! As he plays the piano or violin, you could make up lyrics to fit the mood and melody,

+ You two have a book, specifically for the songs you two made. At least 5 books.

+ He writes down the notes and you write down the lyrics! (psst-sing them to your children~)

+ Ok, he can't cook. But he whips up the best cocktails, coffees and homemade recipe teas. Let's just say he's a very good beverage maker? Barista.

+Aaa, ya'll be dancing together with either your fav songs or to the ones you made. Singing while dancing- too cute- im dead💀Dance under the rain in your backyard, or under a tree in the park- either way. I SHIP

+ HIS HAIR- when you play with his hair, his muscles just go- he'd go soft- Like, you could feel him melt into your touch immediately

+ Kisses! He loves to give! Peppers it all over your face, carrying you bridal style!

+ He gives you all the blankets if you are cold, and really loves sharing what he has.

+ if your in a bad mood, situation or condition, he'll try his best to help you with it in any way he can.

+ Life or death doesn't matter if you didn't exist, he says

+ Polaroids your pictures. You alone or with him, mostly pictures of you. I imagine, in his car, he has a stash of em somewhere

+ You two have matching tattoos

+ Matching clothing color pallete~

+ One dog one cat~ And a bird, raven (uheheuh)

+ You two don't plan! Going somewhere? Follow the flow~ It's all for the adventure. If you want to go to the arcade you end up on a mountain. You want to go on an island, you two are riding a rollercoaster

+ Aha, he hates the "Drop", the funfair ride-

+ Omo, I can see you two just casually eating on a rock in the middle of the ocean-

+ Portia would try to stop you two from parachuting and landing in the Alps-

+ Overall, a very daring and adventurous couple. Chaotic, but cooperates well. You two would get along through time spent together. <3

[content-consummer]

hello hello may i rq sfw and nsfw faith x reader and marion x reader hcs. with some fluff maybe .. you don’t have to though aaa

Hey hey~!

Indeed I don’t have to but I want to 👁👁

Also Billy scout tomorrow and I’m shaking trying to farm for a ten pull after my 19 tenfolds to get fucking anniversary Faith 😩

Since I already have written Faith fluff you can read more things here

Nsfw under cut❗️

Welp time to get typing! 🌸

Marion Blythe x reader Faith Beams x reader sfw/nsfw headcanons

Sfw Marion

Marion is a very strict person and depending on his mood swings it also sometimes applies to his s/o

He feels like he has a reputation to uphold so he outright refuses any kind of PDA. He believes that it would be a sign of weakness so don’t try it

You are indeed his weakness with how soft he can be behind closed doors

He👏needs👏validation👏and👏praise👏

Marion just LOVES it when you say how strong he was and how cool he was in today’s patrol or mission

He gets really shy when Jack and Jacqueline are around so if you want a chance to tease him here is your chance honey

He isn’t used to cuddling or any physical affection so please try to be patient with this boi

Give him a smooch on the lips and he dEd

Marion has become unresponsive

He will let you listen to him playing the piano!

If he is in a good mood he will even try to teach you

He has an amazing memory and can remember anything in detail

Let it be things you like or dislike or prefer

He remembers it all to make the next date even better

Will teach you self defense so you can be safe in case he isn’t near when you need to

Many people still confuse him for a girl so expect some grandmas to be “aww look at that youthful couple, you have a lovely girlfriend ^^”

Cue to Marion taking out his whip and chase those grandmas and just hitting Gast cuz he was on the way😩 jkjk ksksksk💕

Sfw Faith

He prefers when you hold hands to sometimes just link pinkies

Says I love you at the randomests times holy shit it is bad for the heart

He takes the hoodie he is wear and puts it over your head to wear it too

epic sandwich time

When people hit on you (cuz you a hottie and I don’t take “no I’m not” for an answer) and you say you have a bf oh boy proud sneaky cat boyfriend face activated

You two have matching accessories

Faith once saw couple shirts online and bought them

They say “they are my favorite pain in the ass”😙 #CoupleGoals💕

Nsfw Marion

One big problem of his it’s that he gets jealous suuuuuuper easily

Gast was being the friendly fellow as always to you? Man… you fucked up

Victor decided to come to you and talk about substances???? OH SHIT IM PLANNING YOUR FUNERAL

He def going rough with you tonight and will make sure everyone in blue north hears it

Bondage?? Yes.

He Loves seeing you tied up with pretty bows on your wrists begging him to finally fuck you after continuously denying you to release

He finds the art of Shibari* very interesting so he definitely wants to try it out

Wear👏red👏lingerie👏 He will SIMP

And also maybe just maybe let you make one demand but it really depends on your attitude

Sometimes he just a soft boi that desires some love 🥺

He will hug you, gently kiss your neck and coo your name until you give him the attention he needs

If you ask him if he wants to do it when he is like that you get the once in a lifetime embarrassed but soft Marion

“It’s not like you have to! I- well maybe I do b-but like it isn’t necessary!”

This is your only time to ride him

He adoooresss being praised

Marion will hide his face on your neck because he is afraid that you will laugh at his reactions 🥺

His moans sound so damn cute??? Like it is almost impossible to not go awwww

Say what a good boy you are

He will get harder if possible start thrusting in faster for more praises 😩

Aftercare is mwah schefss kisdsss 😩👌

He brings you everything you need and ask for and apologizes for being rough but quietly, he has a long way to go to put his pride aside a little but he’s trying

In general Marion is mostly a jealous angy floof ball that loves it when you praise him💕

*Shirabi: the art of Japanese rope bondage

Nsfw Faith

He tease

A LOT

Like DAMN “awww you wanna cum pretty girl? I really need to hear you say it loud.and.clear babe~”

You fuck at his room most of the time and when Juni walks in after he screams about the whole room smelling like sex 🙄

Juni’s just traumatized at this point

He lets you ride him only so he can see you work for it

Smug mf

Leaves a lot of hickies in places that only you can see and One that is super visible for everyone

He so damn horny sometimes and whisper dirty things like it’s nothing even when other people are around

He has the energy to go for hours even tho he acts like a lazy cat 24/7

HE IS AMAZING WITH FINGERING YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND

They so long and he damn knows that he is doing and where to put pressure

He might be experienced with sexual acts but the way he looks at you with such genuine emotions in his eyes tells you that this is the first time he is actually feeling real love and pleasure

Quickies. Yes.

When you give him head, he combs his fingers through your hair and pushes you so you can take him further and when you look at him you can only see that fucking smug sadistic smile

Aftercare is giving you water and then cuddling cuz he is too tired to do anything else💕

[forbidding-souda]

Can you hc if Maki and Mondo was your best friend

HC for if Maki Harukawa and Mondo Oowada were your best friends

I'm doing them seperate to make it a little neater

Also?? I have so many people in my inbox now it's like oh thank god it's not BARE anymore (/pos) and forbidding souda fandom represent?/!?!

-Mod Souda

Maki Harukawa

▲ Being best friends with Maki means that you've spent a lot of time with her.

▲ You'll force her to get whatever social media site you're on the most and even get her into posting. It'll be of things she sees on her many adventures - sunsets and trees.

▲ You never realized how much she paid attention to wildlife until then.

▲ She's always willing to protect you. Whenever you're walking alone at night, you'll give her a call and talk to her all the way through.

▲ She has a lot of stories, which is surprising. She'll think of something that reminds her of you and then randomly message you this huge wall of text about one of her missions.

▲ Other times, she is the person to type in all lowercases like "k" and "bye".

▲ Doesn't know how to work phones either so she'll accidentally add you to a lot of group texts. You can't even name them because she has a different type of phone than you. That's the most annoying part.

Mondo Oowada

▼ Motorcycle rides are mandatory. He'll even bring a helmet for you. It's his way of bonding with you.

▼ You get to hear about all the drama when it comes to being in a gang. So much random stuff you wouldn't even predict. Who looked too long at who's girl? No way. What's he gonna do about it?

▼ You find yourself very invested.

▼ There's a lot of talks about cars, so much that you will have random (impressive) trivia over small things. The history of Japanese motorcycles? If there was a quiz about it - you'd pass.

▼ He starts sending you the views of the sun raising - "this reminds me of you." It's very sentimental. Almost every day he rides and stops just to take a picture.

▼ You also have to scold him because he very much will drop his phone like everywhere. For his birthday you got him a life case.

▼ He doesn't eat a lot so you can take two bentos with you every day to school (matching too - aaa) so he can have some. You've learned all his favorite foods and his least ones, and now you go according to that.

▼ No one will mess with you either. It seems weird that Mondo Oowada will have a best friend - but hey, you're the best candidate for that.

[cxsmicmyeon]

HURT ; KJM [M]

kim junmyeon x fem! reader

IN WHICH you bring to light your insecurities and doubts about your new relationship to your boyfriend and the response is nothing if not tender and caring.

genre: non-idol au! angst with comfort, fluff and smut word count: 2.2k warnings: mentions of anxiety and past relationship trauma, explicit sexual content, body worship, PRAISE, porn with a lot of feelings, jun being the best lover and the sweetest thing🥺

author’s note: i combined two requests from two anons (aaa happy to get them for my ult!!), hope u both enjoy!! <3 this entire concept really hits close to home because both of my past relationships have been with toxic people who are similar to how the reader’s exes are (one more than the other but toxic nonetheless). i do resonate and understand the reader’s perspective in this since i too still deal with trauma from my past relationships and i have felt insecure about dealing with these issues, so i wrote jun to be as understanding as possible and how i would want him to handle this. 

You waited in front of the restaurant where your latest date was for your boyfriend, Junmyeon, to bring his car over. Tonight was your fifth date with him, and this, as well as the previous four, had gone very well so far. He was nothing but great: being a perfect gentleman, sharing your strange sense of humor, you name it. Each night, he’d bring you home and leave with a lingering kiss, which always left both of you wanting more. Tonight was the night where you were going to try and get more.

Junmyeon pulled up in front of the restaurant, parking in front of the curb. As you began walking toward the passenger side, he rushed out of the car, stumbling a bit as he opened the door for you.

“Jun, I could have gotten it.” you whined, giving him a mini pout.

“I know I know, but I wanted to get it for you.” Junmyeon responded, lifting your hand to his lips and pressing a soft kiss onto the skin. You shivered at the contact, blushing as you entered the navy blue Maserati. He shut the door before going back to the driver’s side.

‘Ah, why is he so sweet?’ you thought to yourself as Junmyeon started the car. He toyed with the radio for a bit before settling on some popular pop song that you both knew the lyrics to. You giggled to yourself as he began to belt the lyrics in a rather loud falsetto. How he managed to still sound like an angel was beyond you.

Soon after, Junmyeon pulled into the parking lot of his apartment building. The two of you exited the car and made your way to the entrance of the building, taking in the scenery of the night sky.

On the elevator ride to his penthouse, the two of you were mostly silent apart from a few kisses stolen here and there. When you got to the apartment, Junmyeon pulled you to the couch and pressed his lips onto yours as soon as you sat down. The kiss started off gentle but soon grew heated. You entangled your fingers through his luscious chocolate-brown hair as he pulled you closer to him, hands resting on the small of your back. 

Junmyeon bit down on your bottom lip and tugged a bit, causing you to gasp in surprise and pleasure. He took the opportunity to shove his tongue inside of your mouth, clashing with yours. You tugged at his hair, softly moaning out as you continued to kiss him. You felt his hands slip under your shirt, tracing patterns into the soft skin of your stomach. You initially welcomed the contact, naturally, but soon enough, it got too much for you. Instinctively, you pulled away from him and wrapped your arms around your stomach, looking down at your shoes.

You swore to yourself that you were ready to take this next step with Junmyeon. And consistently you’d assure yourself that he would not be like them after taking this step. You were so sure of it. So why, oh why did you pull away?

“Y/N? I’m so sorry, I should have asked you if you were okay with that. I... I got a bit carried away and I should not have done that,” Junmyeon shifted closer to you and placed a hand between you and him. “Please don’t push yourself to do anything that you’re uncomfortable with. If you want to go home or do something else, please don’t hesitate to tell me.”

You didn’t reply for a moment, opting to interlock your pinky with his. Taking in a deep breath, you asked him: “Do you mind if I get this off my chest?” After hearing a hum of approval from him, you braced yourself and took in a deep breath. 

You opened up about your past experiences with partners. While you haven’t had many, they still shared one toxic trait that you were desperate to get away from. The only connection you had with them was sexual. They never contacted you for any other reason.

“It’s like I only existed for their genitals to get wet and so they could get off. They didn’t give a shit about everything else about me. I really liked them at those times and wanted to actually and genuinely get to know them through real, non-sexual dates. But my efforts proved futile. Each attempt I made at actually having a real human connection ended in yet another faked orgasm.”

“You... I know we met at that shitty fast food place that I work at. You showed up in your suit dressed as if you were on your way to a wedding and asked for a black coffee and an order of hashbrowns. And every day for two weeks you came back and ordered the same thing. Until one day you ordered a third thing.”

“A date with me...” Jun whispered, wrapping an arm around you.

“Yeah, and I thought it was the silliest yet sweetest way to ask me out. And after our first date, I knew that you weren’t gonna be like them. You actually gave off the vibe that you legitimately gave a shit about me and you didn’t want to bed me at the end of the night and leave the next morning.”

“And... I really really appreciate that you’re actually taking the time to know me. And I did want to... y’know. But I don’t even know why I even pushed you away. I know you’re not like the others. I know that. But...” You let out a loud sob as you covered your face with your hands. More sobs racked your body as you leaned into Junmyeon’s embrace, your head becoming clouded with anxious thoughts.

After what seemed like an eternity to you, you felt yourself calm down. In a strange yet gratifying way, letting yourself express your traumas and pain proved somewhat of a relief to you. After everything being pent up internally for so long, you felt more at peace with what happened and, in a way, let it go. Wiping your tears, you turned to Junmyeon and gave him a weak smile. He returned your smile, rubbing your arm and placing a kiss onto your temple.

“Are you feeling better?” you gave him a nod, taking a short breath. “Good,” he took your face into his hands, wiping a lone tear that almost dared to escape. “Please don’t feel pressured to do anything that you don’t want to do. If you aren’t ready for anything tonight, that’s completely okay. I... I really like you. And I don’t want you to think that you have to have sex with me right now, you can call the shots and let me know when you’re ready.”

You rested your forehead on his, noses touching as you pressed your lips onto his lightly. “I promise you, I am ready to do this with you. I just... I honestly don’t know why I freaked out before. If I do again... do you mind if we do stop?”

“Of course not.”

“Okay. Then I’m ready.”

“Lead the way, love.”

At that, you cupped Junmyeon’s face into your hands and pressed your lips to his. He kissed back, wrapping his arms around your waist, bringing you to straddle him. Your lips never left each other as Junmyeon stood and carried you to his bedroom. He placed you down onto his bed, breaking the kiss as he gazed at you with hooded eyes. You reached over and grabbed his wrists, guiding his hands to the hem of your shirt. After receiving a nod of approval from you, he pulled your shirt over your head and tossed it onto the floor, revealing a lacy black bralette.

“So beautiful.” he muttered, toying with the straps of the material hugging your chest. He slipped the straps down your shoulders and pulled the bralette over your head, allowing your breasts to be revealed. He gasped softly, trailing a finger down your sternum, fingertips barely grazing your left breast. Immediately you craved his touch, a chill of pleasure being sent down your spine.

“Touch me.” you pleaded. Junmyeon nodded before taking both of your breasts into his hands and squeezing them. He removed his left hand and lowered his head into your chest and wrapped his mouth around your perked nipple. You gasped out as he swirled his tongue around the bud while squeezing the plump flesh of your other breast. Releasing your nipple with a soft pop, he began to trail kisses all over your chest, quickly moving up to your neck and then your lips. You kissed him once before resting your hands at the hem of his shirt.

“You can take it off.” Junmyeon breathed out, pressing his lips onto yours. You complied, trailing your hands up his chest and to the top of his collared shirt. Gazing at him with lust in your eyes, you slowly unbuttoned the first button. With each button you freed from its confines, you kissed down his chest. You slipped his shirt off of his shoulders once all of the buttons were unbuttoned, licking a stripe up his chest. 

“God, you do that so well, baby. You’re so beautiful.” Your panties immediately became soaked at his praise. You met his eyes and leaned in to kiss him again, the feel of his bare chest against yours setting your entire body ablaze from a singular touch. His hands made their way down to your ass, squeezing the flesh as you moved to straddle him. You moved your hips in a downward motion, feeling Junmyeon’s hardening cock through his pants. He thrust upwards, causing you to moan in his mouth. 

You broke the kiss, breath hitching as Junmyeon moved to remove your skirt. He pulled the material down your legs and let it fall to the floor, revealing a matching pair of lacy black panties.

“You really went all out, huh?” Junmyeon teased, pecking you on the lips. You playfully rolled your eyes, pinching his cheek. He placed his hands on your thighs, tracing indistinct patterns all over the skin before lowering himself down to pepper kisses on your thighs, spreading your legs so he was eye-level with your clothed core.

“You are so beautiful,” He hooked his thumbs through your panty line and slid them down your legs. You blushed and covered your face with your hands, feeling your arousal drip down onto the bed. He removed your hands from your face and kissed you with utmost passion before motioning for you to take off his pants. 

You ran a finger down his chiseled chest before resting your hands at the buckle of his belt. “We’ll save this for another time.” you joked before unbuckling the belt and placing it next to your discarded clothes. 

“Kinky, are we?” Junmyeon returned as you unbuttoned and unzipped his slacks.

“You’ll just have to find out.” You reached your hand inside of his briefs and palmed his cock before sliding the underwear and his slacks down his legs and pushing them to the floor. 

“Can’t wait to- Ohhh....” Junmyeon moaned out as you began to stroke him to full hardness, collecting drops of precum from his tip onto your thumb. You let go of his cock and wrapped your lips around your thumb, sucking his arousal off of your finger. “Fuck, (Y/N). Ride me. Please.”

“God... I will.”

You crawled onto the bed, hovering over Junmyeon. He placed both hands at your hips and guided you down onto his cock. Both of you gasped out at the new sensation as he filled you oh so deliciously. You began moving up and down, relishing in the feeling of being wrapped around Junmyeon’s cock. His hands never left your hips as you bounced on his cock. 

“Fuck, you look so pretty like this, sweetheart. So so pretty.” You moaned out, placing your palms on Junmyeon’s pecs as you brought yourself closer to your orgasm. His hands moved to your ass, lifting and squeezing the skin. His thumb made its way to your clit. The sensation of him rubbing the sensitive bud added to your pleasure tenfold.

“Jun, I’m close.” you whimpered as he thrust upward. You dug your nails into his chest, screaming his name as you clenched down on his cock, an earth-shattering orgasm washing over you. It wasn’t too long until Junmyeon spilled inside of you, panting heavily as you pulled yourself off of his cock.

You laid next to your lover and covered your eyes with your sweaty forearm, still shaking from your previous orgasm.

“Now that... that was the best sex I have ever had.” You sighed, turning on your side so you were facing Junmyeon. He chuckled softly as he moved a stray hair from your face, kissing you on the forehead.

“I’m gonna go take a shower okay, love?” Junmyeon kissed you on the forehead and went to get up. You grabbed his forearm, causing him to stop in his tracks.

“Mind if I join you?”

“Not at all.” He scooped you into his arms and carried you into the connected bathroom. 

Oh, you were in for a good night.

[heyitsyn]

Keeping Up With Seijoh Ep. 6

a/n: DKFJSLDKFSJ OMG YOU GUYS IVE LTR BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR SO LONG AACCKKK!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also, omg im screeching bc BAHAHAHA THERE IS GOING TO BE A SLIGHT PLOT TWIST YOU GUYS!!!!!

for more seijoh content, check this masterlist out!

anon:

- Ever since yn got lost during a trip to another school, the team made the rule that she has to hold one of their hands. Its probably so small compared against the boys. She got lost cause babie saw a cat

SKDLFJLSDKFJ EWWWWWWWW IM SCREECHING IN DISGUST RIGHT NOW LIKE THATS SO DIS COS TANG OIKAWA TOORU LIKE LEAVE MY GUY ALONE!!!!!!! #LETMAKKILIVE

lmao yep this is really happening

okay so anyways

you guys know how seijoh is like known around the prefecture right?

and we all know that nekomata and old ukai are like besties so they were talking over the phone right

and nekomata was complaining that his players were already fed up with playing against the same people and they wanted to be challenged and wanted new exposure to other players and all that jazz

old ukai was cackling at the other side bc haha youre actually begging me to find you new teams now?

but anyways

theyre like besties forever so ofc old ukai would help

and by help, he turned to poor zaddy keishin and told him to look for teams that could be sent up to tokyo and play against nekoma

‘what?! im already busy and i dont have time to scout-’

‘YOU WATCH YOUR TONGUE BOY! I CREATED YOUR FATHER AND WITHOUT HIM, YOU WOULDNT BE HERE TODAY!’

‘BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WANTED TO BE ALIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE!’

family goals 😍😍😍

but keishin still listened to his grandfather and recommended seijoh as being the one to go as they are one of the hardest to beat opponents in the preferecture

but its more like he wants to hear about nekoma being destroyed by oikawa’s service aces and grovel at their feet since naoi always made fun of them saying country boys arent as good as city boys

LIKE PLEASE

anyways!!!!!!

nekomata got word of it and immediately phoned aoba johsai and talked to the coach 

‘yes, i heard from an old friend of mine that you are quite strong’

nekomata praised, wanting and desperate to have them come up

‘and do you think your team is good enough to beat us?’

LMAO YESSSS GRANDPA IRIHATA!!! DRAG THEM KITTIES!!!!

WAIT NO THAT SOUNDS WRONG

but they settled on their disagreements and decided yep they were going to go up there and have a practice match

however

irihata and nekomata wanted their boys to be kept in the dark about who this team is as knowing them, they have sources to find them tapes of old plays

they wanted it to be a fair match

even the managers were being kept from it as they could easily be influenced by the players for that information

irihata walked into the gym and announced a team meeting to which they stopped

you sat down next to kyotani, who pulled you beside him and wrapped a protective arm around your waist

‘we have a practice match against a prominent team up in tokyo in 3 days. make sure you have your plays right and pat down as they are known to be quite an opponent’

the boys shouted a determined cheer and they all hussled back to practice

you were running around, tending to everyone with towels or medical tape

once you finally sat back down on the bench, you noticed your phone screen light up, indicating someone sent you a message

it was natsu

you swiped open and smiled softly at his picture

it a selfie of him in front of his school as you told him to send you a picture that he arrived safely

‘got here in one piece since im not ready to meet daddy satan yet’

i hate him you guys

after receiving news of his mother gaining custody of him, he cheered and was able to go back to tokyo without his father in the picture

lets just say,,, hes not nice

anyways

you were sad to let him go but you understood he missed his friends and his almost-boyfriend so you were able to say goodbye easily at the station

‘gross but im pretty sure katsuki would blow satan to smithereens’

‘hehe ;) he would’

‘N A S T Y’

you cringed but giggled and the team noticed so they tried hard to gain your attention back on them

‘aaa!!!!! y/n-chan!!! my leg!!!!’

‘i think i chopped off my finger!!!!’

‘my head snapped off my body!!!!!’

you rolled your eyes and placed your phone down before walking over to mattsun to help him snap his head back on his neck

finally, it was the day of the match

you were arranged to stay the night at tokyo to have a few practice matches with this unknown team

the team was arranged to meet at the train station at 9:45 since the train leaves at 10 

you arrived the earliest to keep track of everyone and just because you were actually kinda excited

theres this weird feeling in your stomach that isn’t exactly bad but its,,, giddy

you sat on the bench, waiting for the team 

they all started arriving one by one and you were doing a headcount for everyone but you were missing one

you checked your phone and you noticed he was getting late

it was already 9:54

you hate it when people are late to meeting time so you were slightly irritated

you dialed up your captain’s number and you stood up, pacing around

‘hello~~~~ y/n-cha-’

‘oikawa-san! do you know what time it is?! you were arranged to come here at specifically 9:45 but its 14 minutes passed that so where the hell are you? you better have a good excuse you piece of-’

‘aww y/n-chan oikawa-san is sorry’

someone whispered in your ear from behind and you flinched, surprised at the sudden person

oikawa wrapped an arm around your waist while his other hung up the call and you turned around, arms crossed while pouting at him

‘sorrysorrysorry!’

he apologized and you rolled your eyes

‘i swear, oikawa-san. if i find out it was because of your hair again-’

‘oi shittykawa! your sister just called me and you left the curling iron on, you stupid bastard!’

iwaizumi’s shout made oikawa sweat and pale 

your eyes glinted dangerously 

‘this is the last straw, oikawa-san’

you growled and he shot down to his knees and was about to start praying to you when the coach decided he had enough entertainment for the day and called everyone to gather around

‘heres your tickets. this train will get us there around lunch time so dont worry about getting hungry’

the shinkansen train had 2-person seating so everyone fought secretly amongst each other to sit next to you

literally, their private group chat was blowing up until early this morning at the shouts and yells of everyone caps locking their arguments as to why they deserve to sit next to you

the only one who didnt was mattsukawa issei

bc quite frankly, he didnt care who he sat next to and although it sounds nice to be next to you, he isnt exactly the comfiest to sleep on due to the obvious size difference

lmao like your head probably wouldnt reach his shoulders bruh

now youre not oblivious

or blind

so you noticed the glares of everyone as you all stood for the train to come

and you also noticed mattsun just standing there, bored, so you sneaked over to him, wrapping your arms around him

‘arent you excited, mattsun-san?’

he gasped quietly at your sudden appearance but he smirked

‘its nothing special. just another team that we’re going to beat’

you giggled at his confidence and you walked in front of him so you could properly be held by him

it was practically second nature now by the way he just opened his arms and you crashed into them, his own wrapping around your shoulders to hold you tight

‘i love your confidence so much mattsun-san’

he flushed red and furrowed his eyebrows, head turning to the side to hide the obvious effect you had on him

‘whats the point of playing when you cant be confident’

‘aaaa why are you looking away mattsun-san!!!’

lmao when the team saw you sitting next to mattsun, they all felt so betrayed like bruh

ltr kyo and iwa were about to go feral

oikawa was like ready to screech his ass off but one look from you made him shut up

‘i sincerely, really, truly hope youre just complaining about the seat hurting your flat ass, oikawa-san’

KDFJLSDKFJSDL Y/N NO STOP IT

it was kinda funny actually bc everyone was all pouting and sulky while you just have mattsun who’s smirking like ‘beat that’

SDKFJLSDKF I LOVE MATTSUN’S SMIRK LIKE PLEASE OMG

ofc he let you sit at the window bc you love window seats

like iwa, he also pulls up the arm barrier thingy and you shuffle closer to him and mattsun practically combusts

the ride isnt expected to be very long but you still found yourself sleeping during it

mattsun has his arm around your shoulder while your head is leaning against his peck man boobie 

omg its so cute like he actually slides lower on the seat to help you reach his shoulder and hes slouching and back is hurting just for you

;’)

he was awake the whole time bc he couldnt sleep with his heart beating so hard it might rip out of his chest

ew thats kinda gorey

your hand was gripping his own and to pass time, he found himself fiddling with your fingers 

an unknown smile appeared on his face at the obvious size difference between yours and his

a finger traced different and foreign shapes just to feel the softness of your hand and he combusts again when you unconsciously squeeze his hand

mattsun couldnt help but bring your linked hands up and kiss the back of yours

it was soft, gentle, and his lips lingered there for more than a second

then a sudden feeling of fatigue washed over him and he leaned his cheek against the top of your head 

the last thing he remembers is the smell of your f/s (favorite smell) shampoo

then you guys arrived in tokyo

irihata had to personally wake you all up because even naoi fell asleep and everyone fell asleep

irihata gently shook mattsun awake and when the boy opened his eyes, the older man nodded over to your form

‘gently wake her up’

as if mattsun didnt already know

thats why he softly ran the pad of his thumb on your cheek that was exposed to the air

‘y/n~~’

he coos and your nose twitches, in between the border of dreams and reality

‘darling, wake up, baby bear’

FSDKLFJSDLKSDJKFJDSKLFJSDLFKSJDLF YOU GUYS I CANNNNTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also im listening to kataomoi by aimer  so that kinda influences the ‘darling

his deep voice that surprisingly reaches a level of quietness made your eyes flutter

your whole face scrunched at suddenly being woken up but the sight of mattsun’s genuine smile made you mirror it and cuddle closer for an extra dose of warmth

‘hmm, is my baby tired?’

he teasingly whispers and you nodded, snuggling even further and he gently cups your face

his hold had made your cheeks squeeze slightly together and your pout increased the cute factor 

‘nwoooo dont skweeze demmm’

you slurred and he chuckled

‘hai hai’

‘kwiss it better’

you demanded and he full on laughed before moving his hands to your jaws so he could plant many kisses on your cheeks

the repeated kisses tickled so you giggled and squirmed

‘aaaaaa mattsun-san it tickles!!!’

your playful protests forced him to stop and allow you to actually sit up

as usual, your hair was a bird’s nest and mattsun attempted to settle it out

‘hah, y/n-chan your hair is like another being itself’

he choked out and you pouted at him

‘so mean! mattsun-san is so mean! baba-san! rescue me!!’

yahaba was known in the team to be the one who fixed your hair and you trusted him the most with it

hearing his name being called, the pretty boy dashed towards you and mattsun’s seats

‘is senpai giving you trouble again? come, honey, come to baba-san’

mattsun gave him a look for the younger’s passive agressive tone

oikawa immediately dashed over right next to yahaba

‘oh? y/n-chan! oikawa-san is here!!’

iwa and kyo growled

‘SHUT UP SHITTYKAWA!’

meanwhile irihata and naoi were just done

they just wanted to get off the train like is that such a big favor?

finally!!!!

seijoh was able to actually make it to the city and ngl, despite living in sendai, you were actually overwhelmed by the bustling city of tokyo

there were people all over the place and many cars and you were being pushed around

it didnt help that it was ltr lunch hour and a flurry of business people just flooded out of their buildings

you unconsciously gripped your bag and focused on just not tripping over people so your eyes were trained on your feet 

then in the corner of your eye, you saw a tiny animal that was in danger of being stepped on so you ofc had to go chase after it

you shouted at some people to watch out and to not step on it

but then it disappeared

the moment you looked up, everyone was gone

you panicked and your head was turning from side to side

‘MATTSUN-SAN?! IWA-SAN?! KYO-SAN?!’

you shouted but it seems your voice wasnt loud enough

GIRL YOU GOTTA MANIFEST THAT BULLHORN VOICE

worry and dread bubbled inside of you but you stopped, just trying to calm down and think

then you saw the flash of white again so you hurriedly ran after it, not knowing that you were straying away from the city and towards the suburbs

you noticed you were now lost at the less amount of feet walking and this wasnt the city and you were now away from the team

taking yoru eyes off of the cat, you looked around to confirm your fear and that gave the cat an opportunity to disappear again

yoo crookshanks

huffing a curse, you pulled your phone out of your bag and dialed each 

your phone wasnt reaching the boys and no one was picking up

what the heck

you ended up at some quieter and less crowded spot 

like a neighborhood

you contemplated calling natsu as he lived in tokyo but tokyo was a big city and you were at some neighborhood so its highly unlikely he would know where you are

so you just walked around, looking for a place to sit and think like a park

then you heard a distressed meow

you were just walking and hearing that loud cry of help made you stop and immediately follow the sound

‘kitty? kitty?’

you called out even though you knew fully well they didnt understand you

but the cat cried even louder and you heard another cat

it was less higher pitched and honestly, you just felt like there was another cat

as you looked around, you saw the same cat you followed after and it bobbed its head at you as if asking you to follow him

‘you want me to go with you?’

the cat blinked then turned around and started walking

‘okay then’

you took the time to inspect the actual color of the cat

it was dominantly white furred but it had multiple colored spots, mainly yellow and brown

you eventually ended up at a large tree with a cat shivering on the biggest branch

it was black and had some fur sticking out at the top of its head and it looked young so its probably a kitten

you tutted and reached out your hand but it recoiled, hissing at you

BOI SHE TRYING TO HELP YOU WHAT

‘hey, i want to help you’

you softly said and maybe youre just doctor dolittle? 

bc it stopped hissing and started whining instead

‘kenma-san! i swear i saw it just now-’

a sudden foreign voice made the black haired cat hiss again and this time, even you were counted as a threat

the appearance by the corner of two boys made you glare at them

one was freakishly tall with grey hair and scary green eyes while the other was shorter and had bleached hair that grew out

they both wore running shorts and black shirts and they looked like they were on a run or something

then you had a thought

this guy was tall

he could help

‘hey! you!’

you waved and the boys stopped, eyes wide

they pointed to themselves and you nodded

‘yes, silly! especially the tall one!’

the other had a flash of a glare that disappeared almost immediately but the ‘tall one’ happily skipped over

‘oho, hello chibi-chan’

KDFJSLDFKSDJLFDKSJ YES IM CONDENSCENDING

you puffed your cheeks out in anger at the nickname but this was not the time

‘that kitty up there is stuck. and i cant help it because its scared. and its all the way up there’

you pointed and he nodded

‘i followed that cat here too but i needed someone else. thats why i brought kenma-san’

your eyes shifted to ‘kenma-san’ who was focused on the other cat who also stared back at his spot by the tree

hmmm, they look kinda similar

‘well! we need to help it,,,,,, grandpa-san!’

taken aback by the nickname, the tall guy gasped while the blonde boy choked out a sudden laugh and you giggled

‘GRANDPA?!’

‘yea. you know cus you have gray hair’

you reasoned and he was about to retort when he stopped himself

‘no. we have more important matters in hand. kenma-san, come stand on my shoulders. chibi, use my jacket to catch it if it falls’

you scrambled to do your task but you heard kenma-san mumble

‘you cant tell me what to do’

‘oh hey! whats your name?’

you asked and the tall guy waved

‘im lev. haiba lev. first year’

‘kozume,,, kenma. im a second year’

‘oh! then nice to meet you! im l/n y/n!’

introductions had to be cut short as you all assembled

kenma wobbled while lev cringed at the obvious pain but they gritted their teeth and kenma lunged to grab the cat 

but the cat jumped away, falling to the ground where it was caught safely by you

thankfully the jacket saved you from scratching but after a few soft whispers of reassurance, the kitty calmed down and it resulted in just shaking

‘its okay. we’re okay. i got you’

you were completely oblivious to the fact that kenma and lev were on the ground, bleeding after falling, or the shout at the distance

‘kenma! lev!’

‘Y/N-CHAN!’

you three turned to see two groups of boys coming from two directions

on the right had a guy with black hair similar looking to the cat on your arms 

while the left had your familiar looking captain

‘oikawa-san!’

you shouted and he ran up, eyes wide with worry

‘where were you?! why did you run off?! you shouldn’t-’

he rambled but your eyes stopped at the appearance of your familiar pink-haired cousin

‘natsu?!’

you shrieked and he had an equally surprised expression

‘y/n?!’

he shouted 

‘what-!’

he started but you beat him to it

‘why are you here?!’

you pointed to the people behind him

‘im,,, a manager. im a manager for my volleyball team’

‘volleyball,,,’

you trailed off

‘VOLLEYBALL?! NEKOMA?!’

you knew of your cousin’s school but you didnt think you guys would meet here

‘shes your cousin?’

someone piped up from the back and natsu nodded, still looking at you

‘oya? the apple doesnt fall far from the tree, then. hello gorgeous, the names kuroo tetsurou’

KSLDFJDSK I HATE THIS LIKE PLEASE HES JUST A NERD YET I WRITE HIM LIKE THIS I HATE MYSELF

‘HAH?! YOU BACK OFF!’

kyotani started but you caught him in time, holding him in your arms

‘nooo,, calm down, kyo-san’

natsu’s nose crinkled and his mouth curled

‘ugh, nice to see you too, brat’

‘BRAT?! YOU BASTARD!’

‘IM A THIRD YEAR, YOU BASTARD!’

kyotani was held back by oikawa and iwa while your cousin was with that kuroo guy and lev

you hurried back to the rest of the team and they each glared at you but they had an obvious expression of relief

‘do that again y/n-’

‘i know, makki-san. youll use a leash backpack’

lets just say its not,,, the first time youve been lost

‘new team rule. youre holding someone’s hand at all times. no matter what, always hold us’

yahaba scolded and watari nodded

meanwhile, mattsun grabbed your hand and gripped it tight

‘youre never leaving my sight again’

his tone was different from his usual playful and teasing voice 

you knew he was very worried and that made you feel really guilty

‘im sorry’

you whispered and he pulled you to him, hugging you tightly

‘its okay. youre here right now and thats all that matters’

you nodded and you turned your head, leaning on his chest to watch oikawa yelling and shouting at this kuroo guy while your cousin and kyo were arguing and you chuckled

this was,,, chaos

‘dear god, you shouldve let me be lost for a few more hours’

you mumbled, smiling lightly when mattsun’s chest vibrated as he laughed

‘take me with you next time’

‘i will’

you hummed

‘Y/N-CHAN! YOU ARE NOT GOING NEAR THIS-THIS MONGREL!’

oikawa screeched, stomping his way over to you

you smirked

‘oi kuroo-san! lets hang out after the match!’

oikawa screamed

a/n: now that my nekoma manager is out, i can finally have a manager x manager interaction and uwuwuwuwu just wait until i finish the others and ill do that req anon sent in ;) if you sent it in, you know what im talking about ;)