#theworldsonlyconsultingpirate

[followedbyimplosion]

theworldsonlyconsultingpirate said: no prob ;x sorry i didn’t reply to your message ages ago. i forget about messages. i’m sorryy. i do that.

hey don't worry about it! i do that too honestly it's totally cool <3

[kittengf]

16, 41, 48

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"? i think it's easy to come to love a person in a short amount of time but in the literal "first sight" way i think no

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"? it's late spring or early summer and we go to an art museum and make up backstories for all the paintings we like or pretend to be art snobs and talk abt the what the brushstrokes imply abt the meaning of the piece and then we go walk around downtown and go shopping in my favorite vintage consignment shop and then we sit in my backyard and play music and talk and laugh and kiss a lot and we end the day by watching but i'm a cheerleader and cuddling and feeding each other popcorn and sharing a milkshake

48: What's your favorite love song? oh man there's no way i can pick just one sorry no

hey send me these psst ily

[kuuutea]

theworldsonlyconsultingpirate replied to your post: NO BUT OMFG  ANDERSO...

HIS CUTE LITTLE FACE FUZZ AND HIPSTER CARDIGAN

fucketywucketyhobbit replied to your post: NO BUT OMFG  ANDERSO...

oh god I know right????

hE LOOKED S O PRECIOU SI WANTED TO KISS HIS LIL BEARDED FACE I HOPE WE GET TO SEE SALLY TOO THO OM G

[h-e-i-m-a]

my dearest followers, go follow this hella cool girl, you won't regret it and she's an amazing fucker. she's purely awesome. she's lovely. what can i say more? so, go follow! 

[scifijew]

collection of dumb selfies since shaving headuh i saw cloud atlas and pacific rim and baked some mean cakes+cookies

(feat.  ray+laura)after raylaura left i spent the whole day lying on the mattress floor listening to night vale (summer break is the best)there was this fucking crazy lightning storm here in london with like blue forked lightning and continuous thunder and we listened to night vale while everything flashed and rain poured and ahhh （*´▽｀*）lightning storms

[snail-man]

theworldsonlyconsultingpiratesaid: omg

yep it's perfect c:

[fulgoras]

oh look I was tagged in a thing

the rules:

1. always post the rules

2. answer the questions the person tagged you asked and write 10 new ones

3.tag 10 people and send the link to the post

4. let them know you’ve tagged them

the questions:

Q. who are your all time favourite musicians/bands?

A. Fountains of Wayne, David Bowie, Alex Day (earlier stuff), and a lot of 80s rock, basically.

Q. do you have a middle name? what is it?

A. yes. It's Jean- the same as Hermione's middle name!

Q. do the love calculator with my URL and your URL, what percentage did you get?

A. 1% :( I think we can do better than this, Grace!

Q. recommend me your favourite book/s

A. anything by John Green, the entire HP series, and The Hobbit

Q. who did you last send a text to?

A. my friend Kerry

Q. what is the most expensive thing you own?

A. I think it's my laptop

Q. do you speak any other language?

A. aside from english: french, latin, and elvish

Q. when is your birthday?

A. the 19th of march!

Q. What is your favourite subject at school?

A. english, physics or art

Q. what is your favourite song ever?

A. HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO ANSWER THIS errmmm I have so many and it varies depending on my most recently discovered music and mood etc.

SO YEAH THAT'S ALL THE QUESTIONS HERE ARE MINE OR SOMETHING

when did you first join tumblr?

do you have any siblings?

what is your favouritest book?

what is your favourite movie/television soundtrack?

which hogwarts house are you in?

favourite food?

do you own a pair of crocs, and if so, how embarrassed are you?

how many social networking sites are you on?

what is your OTP to the ends of the earth?

what is the thing you like most about yourself? (looks/personality/anything at all)

[mrsmarymorstan]

theworldsonlyconsultingpirate replied to your post

DUDE IT’S FIIINE it wasn’t offensive at all

No it's like... there are jokes I can say that directly affect/effect you and then there are jokes you can say to a general audience and idk Tumblr has made me very wary of any sexuality jokes I might make. Even if it's a reflection on the variety found amongst my friends.  

[followedbyimplosion]

Dear future me,

dear future me,

i hope you've tried to publish something and i hope you're not screwing over your education. did you study english lit in england? i hope you did. keep playing violin and keep writing cause those are your things and stuff. also what colour is your hair? i hope it's blue still. i have a lot of questions that you can't even answer. well. please say you deleted your ffn account. and if you haven't already, delete it. please. it's a shame to you. never write bad oc fanfics again i'm literally begging you.

actually i really hope you and eleanor got that flat together like you planned because that's a lifetime achievement and i'm proud of you two. even if you didn't. still proud of you both. okay. i have nothing to say. you're probably not doing anything useful right now are you.

[claycoloured]

theworldsonlyconsultingpirate replied to your photo: I CUT ALL MY HAIR OFF I REPEAT: I CUT ALL MY...

AH COOL

My head feels so light it's absurd

oh and

also:

[luciusisalive]

32, 39, 40 and... 9. creeper love is deeper love xx

32.Something that brings back a good memory:

39.Something cool:

40.Something weird that you own:

9.The shirt you’re wearing:

ignore my ugly face and body ldsjjghsd

[daydreamingdragon]

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death-frisbee-wielder

[scifijew]

k- kerr-senpai

[frecklyh]

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[courefeyrac-blog]

the other day my friend was late meeting me and when she arrived she told me that when she was waiting on the platform for her train a homeless man came along and accidentally set himself on fire and i cried

[jamesxide]

theworldsonlyconsultingpirate replied to your post: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Congratulations on your birthing!

Indeed, thank you for your congratulations :P