#these two diaster bi himbos…

[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

I can totally see Eddie and TASM!Peter having a conversation like this

Eddie: So… how did you get like this?

Peter: Heh, I was gonna ask you the same thing. But since you’re wondering, it was basically how you’d expect; I snuck into OsCorp Tower, touched something I shouldn’t have, and got bitten a radioactive spider.

Eddie: Seriously? That’s almost exactly what happened to me! I snuck into the Life Foundation, touched something I shouldn’t have, and wound up bonded with an alien.

Peter: …Okay, that’s just eerie.

Eddie: I know, right?!