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httpdabi · 4 years ago

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Strawberry

Genre: smut, romance? Idk?

Summary: The reunion with your childhood best friend took some turns, and instead of hugs and tears all you wanted to do was kill the familiar stranger, that made your day at work worse.

(Ye, I suck at describing lmao)

Word count: 6.7k

Warnings: 18+ (MINORS DNI), unprotected sex, dom!Dabi, creampie, a bit of dacryphilia, a bit of teasing, rough sex, choking, facefucking.

,,Girl, just hop into the water’’ Mina screamed, taking all the attention you were giving to your phone. You were already regretting the decision you made to join her and Bakugo. You’ve never liked those public pools, and you never understand people who did. Like seriously, children there pee in the water, some of them even poop, who knows ? And its not that you are some hygiene freak, it’s simply a no go for you.

,, Nah, I’m good over here’’ You screamed back, hoping she heard you, as you hid under the shadow of the tree. Sun was also a big minus for you, since 10 minutes were enough for you to get sunburnt and end up with Yoghurt all over your body trying to pamper the burning stings. Plus your pierced nipples didn’t help in this case either, heating up too fast in the sun, since the only peace of clothing that covered them was your swimming suit.

,, You are no fun’’ she pouted, hoping her puppy face will work on you.

Usually on your days off, you liked to enjoy your time at home, reading a nice book or simply lazing around watching a movie, cooking for yourself, and doing simply anything that didn’t include contact with others. Yeah, you had enough contact with people since you were working at the famous café in the city.

People who saw you working there thought that you loved your job. Always smiling, always having so much patience. Truth to be told, you were exactly the opposite. You hate it wholeheartedly. You couldn’t deal with children screaming around all the time, while their parents ignored them, you couldn’t deal with drunk dudes, cat calling you all the time, and you couldn’t deal with rude costumers always complaining about something. Fuck it, you couldn’t deal with anyone.

You felt more than happy once the day came to an end and once you waved goodbye to your co-workers. Nothing against them of course, you loved Mina and Bakugo, but sun, water and loud crowd of people drained your energy out. At that point you found yourself appreciating your apartment and your bed more then ever before.

The next day you woke up pretty late, since you had late shift. Not that you were complaining, you liked sleeping longer, but the fact that you will be working till fucking 10 PM, if not even longer since it was summer, was driving you insane.

Sure waking up early isn’t amazing, but in the morning there wasn’t that much work, and it was much more quiet then in late shift. And sure, some people would consider calling sick, but you didn’t want to be such an asshole toward your co-workers.

Since you will be the one getting the orders on the counter and maybe, only maybe work with ice cream, you decided to wear your favorite comfy skirt, not too long, but also covering everything up. Once you found your fav comfy shirt, you tucked it inside of your skirt and did your casual make up before you left your apartment.

You didn’t like your work, but you were thankful that you could at least get a free meal there, since it saved a lot of time for you. It wasn’t anything special, but at least you didn’t have to prepare anything or stop to buy something before work.

,, DROP THE BEAT’’ Bakugo yelled once he saw you coming, making some weird noises as you gave your best to give them a Top Model walk.

,, TC, TC, TC’’ you repeated, waving your hips from side to side in the beat with the weird sound you and Bakugo made. You hopped beside them, as you took the small pack of cigarettes out of your bag.

Usually after the end of the morning shift, you and your co-workers sit together, enjoying the last minute of the shift exchange together. Of course if there’s a new costumer, one of you would go to work immediately. But most of the time, the café was almost empty at that time, giving you a chance to catch up a bit.

,, Today was pain in the ass, I swear’’ Shiggy said, taking one cigarette out of your package, while Bakugo told you everything you needed to know, if there was something to do and so on. Nodding your head, you lit a cigarette for yourself, preparing yourself for one hell of annoying day that was waiting for you.

Once Bakugo and Shiggy went home, you made your way toward the small counter, preparing everything you needed for the late shift, as you waited for Mina to arrive. You were glad that there weren’t any new costumers, since it gave you lots of time to prepare everything, from ice cream, to sandwiches and drinks.

,, Hiii girl, sorry for being late’’ Mina greeted you happily, while you placed the new drinks into the fridge. It wasn’t anything new for you, she was always late, but you never minded it at all. Your team had some up’s and down’s, but after all, all of you worked great together.

Around 7PM you wished you never got that fucking job. The café was getting fuller and fuller, and people were getting more and more annoying.

,, Can you please serve that table ?’’ Mina asked, pointing on the table where some boys were sitting down. Nodding your head, you took the small notebook and pen, before you made your way towards the table you had to serve.

,, Heyy, what can I do for you?’’ you asked, acting all happy as you prepared the small notebook to write the order.

,, Well, you can blow me off if you are asking that nicely’’ one of them said, making the rest of the boys laugh loudly. Taking one deep breath, you almost rolled your eyes in annoyance.

,, Can I take your order ?’’ you repeated yourself, ignoring the rude comments they gave you, talking about your skirt and how you looked, like you weren’t standing right in front of them.

,, Five beers. Sorry, they really don’t know how to behave’’ one of them, mature enough, said. Giving you one small and apologetic smile. Nodding your head, you just hurried back, wanting to finish their order fast enough, before you did something you would regret later.

Once you bought them their beer, and once they gave you the money, you almost smacked the bottle against the blondies head, when he started checking you out shamelessly. What pissed you even more was the fact that the line waiting for fucking ice cream was already waiting for you.

The whole day was a complete disaster and you wished more then ever to finish your shift and leave the fucking café. At least you had Mina by your side, as the two of you gave each other encouraging words.

,, What can I get for you?’’ you asked, faking a smile at the woman with a child. You were so done with that fucking job, but you couldn’t let the costumers figure that out.

,, Honey, what do you want?’’ she asked her child, as she prepared her wallet. The fact that she was waiting for you to come, and than ask her child what she wants was lowkey pissing you off. They could literally decide before you arrived, but whatever.

,, I want vanilla… Hmmmm, I want mint and strawberry!’’ the little girl screamed excitedly, as you prepared the cone, already putting the vanilla ice cream in it.

,, I’m sorry, we are out of Strawberry ice cream’’ you said, giving her a small smile, as the child started screaming and crying around how she wants strawberry. You had to give your best and stop yourself from throwing the cone against the child’s face. That little girl was old enough to understand what a no means.

,, Sorry sweetie, do you want anything else?’’ you asked, hoping she’ll stop with the whole theater.

,, Noooo I want strawberry’’ she screamed, crying loudly.

,, Just give her raspberry’’ the woman said, rolling her eyes in annoyance like it was your fault that you were out of the strawberry ice cream. Mina noticed that your blood was already boiling, as she asked you if you need some help. Once she heard you saying how everything’s fine, she continued with her work.

NOTHING WAS FINE FOR FUCKS SAKE, NOTHING.

,, What can I get you?’’ you repeated the same question, as a guy approached, holding his phone in his right hand. You looked at him, giving him one fake smile, as you analyzed his face. Black hair, scarred face, few tattoos and lots of piercings. His appearance was pretty much freaking you out, but you had to stay professional and just wait for his order.

,, Hey, strawberry and chocolate’’ he said, casually scrolling the screen of his phone with his thumb. The moment you heard him say strawberry you wanted to quit that fucking job and just move to Poland or whichever country.

,, We are out of strawberry, sorry’’ you breathed out, hoping that the last cell in your brain didn’t die at that moment.

,,Oh ok, then only strawberry is fine’’ he said, giving you a small smile. At that moment you were more then sure that he was making fun of you, even a deaf person was able to catch up that strawberry wasn’t an option anymore after that stupid child made a scene. And that’s when you finally snapped, having enough of everyone’s shit.

,, Which part of we are out of strawberry you didn’t understand?’’ you asked, slamming the cone onto the counter, almost regretting your actions. But once you noticed the way he was trying not to laugh made you snap even more.

,, Are you making fun of me ? Is this funny to you ?’’ your voice was raising with every word you spoke. Once Mina realized that you were having your half mental breakdown, screaming at costumer, she hurried toward you, repeating your name all over again as she tired to catch your attention.

Hearing your name, his eyes widened in surprise, now totally focused on you instead of his cellphone and if Mina wasn’t there, you would probably start a bitch fight with him for even looking at you that way.

,, Woah, what’s going on? ‘’ she asked confused, as you gave the dude death glares.

,,This guy here is going on. He’ll be my 13th reason why’’ you screamed waving your hands in air, not even trying to calm down anymore.

,, Chill out, we only have 30 minutes more till we close’’ she said, patting your back slowly, as she mouthed small sorry to the guy.

,, Oh, 30 minutes ? We’re out of the ice cream’’ you hissed, slamming the glass down, giving him a clear sign that he won’t lick shit tonight. If your boss heard and saw you at that moment, you would be fired in just a second.

After 20 minutes, the two of you happily told the costumers that they have to leave. Before you could leave, you took two corona tests, already working on your own test as Mina went to the toilet to change.

,, OH MY GOD, YOU’RE PREGNANT’’ she screamed, placing one hand over her mouth.

,, Bitch, this is corona test’’ you hissed, loud laugh following your words. ,, And it’s only one line, which means that I’m negative. What the fuck’’ you laughed, placing one test in front of her, thinking about where the fuck did she get all her informations from, since she thought that one line means pregnant. Ignoring the fact that she thought that corona test is fucking pregnancy test.

,, You really overacted today, maybe he didn’t hear’’ she said, as you puffed onto your cigarette.

,, Girl, even my grandma from nursing home could hear that we were out of strawberry, and trust me her hearing aids ain’t worth shit’’ you rolled your eyes, making Mina giggle quietly.

,, But still, he might tell to boss, you don’t know that guy’’ she whispered, as you watched the guy sitting on the bench with his friends. She had a point sadly, he did look like someone who would cause trouble just for fun.

,, You’re right, I’ll go and apologize’’ you said once you saw him wave goodbye to his friends. Taking one deep breath you hugged Mina, before you forced yourself to walk fast enough to catch up with him.

,, Hey’’ you screamed, almost running behind him, hoping he actually heard you. Once he turned around, giving you one hella confusing look, you sighed in relief, placing both of your hands on your knees as you tried to catch your breath.

,, Wow, such a sporty spirit’’ he joked as he watched you fight for air.

,, Yeah, oh my god. I just wanted to apologize for what happened earlier’’ you managed to say somehow, ignoring his comments.

,, Yeah, that wasn’t very nice of you’’ he pointed, taking one cigarette and placing it between his lips. ,,I was ready to write a review on google about the way you treated me’’ he joked once again, but you completely misunderstood it.

,,I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT’’ you screamed, pointing your finger in his direction. ,, Look man, I already hate my job, don’t make it any worse’’ you whined loudly, not getting the irony in his voice.

,, Well, let me treat you with dinner, what do you think? And then I’ll think about the review’’ he smiled, using the way you misunderstood his words in his advantage. Once you heard him say that, you definitely regretted the way you acted one hour ago.

,, That won’t work, I have a cat waiting for me home and trust me, he ain’t capable feeding himself on his own’’ you spat, hoping he’ll understand and simply leave you alone, but once you saw him raise his eyebrow at you and giving you one questioning look, you almost rolled your eyes on him.

,, but you can come with me and we can order fucking tacos or whatever’’ you added, surprised that you went that far and disappointed once he accepted your invite.

,,Taquitoooo, I’m home babyyyy’’ you screamed, kicking your shoes as you got inside your apartment. Turning around you found the tall man looking around, analyzing every corner of your apartment.

,, Taquito? You’ve gotta be kidding me’’ he laughed at you. Even tho you just met the guy, it felt like you knew him for ages for some weird reason.

He sat outside on the balcony, as you prepared the two glasses and drinks for the two of you, while he ordered some food.

,, Anyway, what’s your name ?’’ you asked, remembering that you don’t know shit about the man sitting in your apartment.

,,Ah yes, I totally forget that, the name is Dabi’’ he grinned, taking the glass away from you, as he made himself at home.

,, Why the fuck did you call your cat Taquito?’’ he asked, as your cat jumped onto his lap, purring softly, making you just stare at them surprisingly. Taquito didn’t even like your family and friends, yet he was all cuddly with some fucking stranger.

,, Yeah long story short, I was drunk as fuck, found him on the street while I watched the stupid Tiktok about a girl that bought a turtle and called it Taquito’’ you said fast, as you sat there waiting for the food. Once you had a good look of him, something felt off. Nothing weird or scary, but you only felt like you already knew him. Sure, you definitely wouldn’t forget a face like his, but something about his eyes was telling you that you met him somewhere.

,, Anyway, enough about my cat. Did we meet somewhere?’’ you asked, staring at him shamelessly as he played with Taquito.

,, Maybe ?’’ he said, wiggling his eyebrows at you.

,, Cut it. Your eyes are familiar. I swear, I feel like I know you from somewhere ‘’ you confessed, placing a finger on your lip, as you tried to figure out from where you know him.

,, Yeah, I have such a pretty eyes, don’t I’’ he said, blinking fast as he tried to give some weird effect with it.

,, You can’t be that stupid doll’’ he added, when he realized that you still can’t remember him. Sure he changed, sure he went thru some shit and ended up with scars, and sureee he colored his hair black, but still he felt a bit disappointed when he realized that you have no idea who he is.

,, Does a name Touya tell you anything ?’’ he asked, raising his eyebrow at you playfully, laughing loudly at your confused face.

,, Nah, go fuck with someone else, that can’t be true’’ you hissed, crossing your arms on your chest. If you saw Touya, you would remember him, your childhood best friend.

,, Monday, 2PM, old tree house?’’ he said, almost asked about something only the two of you knew, trying not to laugh at your shocked expression.

,, It can’t be’’ you gasped, eyes wide enough, almost popping out of your skull. ,, YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHY DIDN’T YOU CONTACT ME?’’ you screamed jumping suddenly, making Taquito run form his lap, scared from your sudden reaction.

,, Honestly, I forgot what your last name was, so I couldn’t find you anywhere’’ he admitted, happy you finally remembered him. Sure he didn’t recognize you at first either, but once he heard your co worker calling you by your name, he immediately figured everything out, and understood why you seemed so familiar.

,, Are you serious ? And what kind of reunion was that ? I was ready to choke you with a fucking ice cream cone’’ you laughed, still not believing that the stranger sitting in front of you was no one else than fucking Touya Todoroki, the best friend you once had that left you behind and went overseas.

,, Yeah that was one iconic reunion if you ask me’’ he laughed out, thinking about the way you acted few hours ago.

The two of you talked about everything possible, about his life overseas, about the past, your shitty job, your cat and his dislike on every living being. Once it was too late, he wanted to leave, but you simply couldn’t let him go home at such a late hour, since people at the city were pretty weird and the city isn’t the quiet and safe one and after a long time of your insisting he finally agreed.

When you woke up, Touya was nowhere to be found, but he did leave a small piece of paper, with a number and apology written on it. You grinned to yourself, as you hurried to get ready for your work, since you stood up too late.

The day was much better than the last one, only instead of Mina who always managed to calm you down, you had Bakugo who was even more aggressive then you are by your side. You had the same task as last night, but once you saw Touya and his group of friends making themselves comfortable at one of the tables in the corner, you told Bakugo that you’ll take their order.

,, hayyy, alredy know your order ?’’ you asked excitedly placing your hands on Touya’s shoulders from behind, the smile on your face being honest for a change.

,, My girllll, why didn’t you text me ?’’ he whined, as he grabbed your hands and pulled you down, forcing you to hug him.

,, Didn’t the two of you have a huge fight last night because of strawberry ice cream?’’ one of his friends asked, totally confused.

,, We talked it out’’ you laughed, as he placed a small kiss on your cheek, before you finally took their order, almost forgetting you are at work.

If you were being honest, the whole shift was better with him and Bakugo who was cursing every second costumer around. Almost every 15 minutes Touya would end up at the counter, asking for a strawberry ice cream. Every time you would tell him that you are out of it, he would simply ask for the Book of complaints, making you roll your eyes playfully at him.

You were surprised when you noticed that he was actually waiting for you, laughing loudly when Bakugo commented how this whole romantic shit is making him sick.

The next few days the two of you spend way too much together, and first time in forever you actually liked having someone around. Every day he would drop by at your work, and wait till you are done and then the two of you would go home and have a late dinner, while he had cuddle season with Taquito.

On Saturday, you were looking for excuses to call sick, and once Mina told you that the only person who would be forced to jump in was no one else than Rumi, you immediately called them, acting all sick and everything.

After you called, you gave yourself one good deserved nap, not feeling bad anymore since Rumi was the co-worker no one liked.

The loud knocks at your door woke you up, grabbing your phone your eyes widened in shock once you realized that you slept almost the whole day. Rubbing your eyes, you rushed to open the damn door.

,, What the fuck?’’ Touya hissed, once he saw you healthy and alive standing there in nothing but oversized shirt.

,, what? I overslept a bit’’ you gave him a weak smile, as you let him in. You were surprised yourself that you slept that long, but you totally deserved it.

,, I swear, once your co worker told me you’re sick, I thought you died or something’’ he added, following you inside.

,, Yeah, I just needed some rest’’ you laughed, hoping he’ll chill the fuck out. Thankfully he calmed down real fast, almost forgetting about all the worry he had once he saw you all healthy, and once he saw Taquito running happily to him.

There was something comforting in having Touya around again. Somehow it made you feel like a child again, and the fact that he’s staying this time, for real, made your heart skip a beat for some weird reason. He was all the time around, at your work waiting for you, giving you a ride back home or walking you back home, dropping by on your days off with your favorite snacks and so on. Usually you wouldn’t like it, but since it was him, you embraced the affection he was giving you wholeheartedly.

You even became a laughing stick at your work, as your co-workers always made jokes about your new lover boy. Especially Mina and Bakugo, turning every conversation into Touya related one.

Making the drinks some costumers ordered, a yawn escaped your lips. Still sleepy as fuck, you somehow managed to put your attention on your work instead of the lack of sleep.

,, So, how was the date last night ? What did you two do ?’’ you asked, remembering that Bakugo met some girl he liked so much last night.

,, See when two people come together, they perform an intimate act called getting fucking railed’’ Bakugo said, trying to sound as romantic as possible.

,, You’re disgusting’’ you gasped, throwing the small sponge at him, as he laughed loudly, making his way to the costumer that just got in.

You were completely focused on your work, until Bakugo told you that your lover boy is there, and he’ll be the one to get his order. Rolling your eyes, you just let him do it, as you continued with the work you already did.

Bakugo was much louder than usually, probably because his little date went good, singing around you and joking around every now and then. Not that it bothered you, in fact, you were so glad that he showed his unusual side that day, since he’s grumpy and mad almost all the time.

,, I swear the headache is killing me today’’ you whined loudly, hopping beside Touya once you got the chance. You took one cigarette from him, and lit it up, enjoying the peace with almost no costumers around.

,, You seem pretty close with that guy’’ Touya said, also taking one cigarette.

,, Huh? You mean Bakugo?’’ you asked and he simply nodded his head, not taking his eyes from the spiky haired guy. ,, Yeah, we are pretty close’’ you added, puffing onto your cigarette.

,, You like him ?’’ Touya’s eyes met yours, making you feel a bit uneasy with his sudden behavior.

,, No, we are literally only friends and he’s much younger, wait, why ?’’ you were too confused, finding it hard to proceed the whole situation. Changing the topic, he simply asked what you wanna do after work, acting as nothing happened at all.

,, So, that Bakugo guy, he has a girlfriend ?’’ Touya asked, as the two of you made your way to the nearest store.

,, At this point I’m not sure if you are interested in me or Bakugo’’ you joked, dragging your feet lazily.

,, In you, obviously’’

After that day Touya was giving his best to show you how he felt, he was giving his best to show everyone to who you belong. Being a little too touchy in front of his friends and your co workers, in a way that seemed innocent to you, yet clear to everyone else. Small kisses he usually placed on your cheeks, were getting closer and closer to your lips. The hand he usually places around your shoulders, was getting lower and lower.

Even when he comes over, he was using every little chance he had to touch you, using everything you liked into his advantage. He knew how much you loved when someone caressed you, and he did it more than gladly for you. Tracing his fingers against your soft skin, starting with your arms, only to end up with his hand under your shirt, caressing your back slowly, until you would end up falling asleep in his arms.

,, What do you want to watch ?’’ you asked, placing the bowl of popcorn onto the table, while Touya waited for you patiently on you couch. The weather was perfect for nothing else than a lazy movie evening.

Hopping next to him, you made yourself comfortable as you listened to the storm outside. The sound of strong wind and thunder was more then relaxing to you, and for some reason you enjoyed weather like that.

Gasping loudly, you jumped a little once your cat tried to climb onto you, destroying your small enjoyable moment.

,,Taquito get the fuck off her, she has a boyfriend’’ Touya pushed the cat away gently, joking around, as you just sat there and watched him, eyes wide in shock.

,, Do I?’’ you asked, not moving at all.

,, Fuck yes, you do’’ he added, wrapping his right arm around you, pulling you closer to him, as he looked for a perfect movie to watch. He took his time searching for anything interesting, mumbling some words of disappointments as he couldn’t find anything on Netlfix. At the end he played Oh, Ramona! , since none of you watched it and it was it was simply in Netflix recommendation list.

Pulling you closer to him, he started tracing his fingers along your arm, both of you concentrated on the weird movie that was playing on the screen of your Television. You always begged your friends to caress your arm, since you loved the ticklish feeling that always made you sleepy, yet they would always refuse it, giving you some lame excuses how they’re tired and so on.

Now that Touya was doing it without you having to ask him, you tried to enjoy every second of it. If you only knew, how much Touya enjoyed it, almost as much as you did. The feeling of your soft skin under his fingertips was driving him crazy, as he traced them down your tattoos, mesmerizing every inch of them.

The air got steamier in one moment, and you weren’t sure if it was because of the overly erotic scenes that were showed in the movie, or because his hand was now under your shirt, slowly moving from your back, to the side of your hips.

Trying to calm yourself down a little, you grabbed your phone, checking out all of the unread messages in the group chat. The way he moved hiss hands from side to side made you almost way to shaky. It took you some time to write a reply to your friends, and you almost dropped your phone once he put a little bit pressure into his touch, making your skin burn under his palm.

,, You should concentrate on the movie doll’’ Touya said, not stopping his movements.

,, Yeah, sorry’’ you mumbled, dropping your phone beside you, as you tried not to close your eyes in pleasure.

Once the movie got too erotic fro your taste, you found yourself with your phone in your hands again, trying to hide the blush that was spreading across your cheeks. Of course, that didn’t go unnoticed by Touya. Annoyed groan left his lips, as he snatched the phone away from you.

,, You really don’t listen’’ he pointed, hiding the phone away from you, as you complained quietly. The hand that was under your shirt was suddenly wrapped around your neck, pushing you slowly into the couch, there was no pressure in it, but the sudden turn of the whole situation made your eyes widen in shock.

,, Are you bored doll? ‘’ he asked, his face only inches away from yours as he locked your body under his own.

,, No, it’s just.. the movie is too much’’ you whispered, gulping on your saliva as he slowly tapped his fingers around your neck. This time you didn’t have to ask yourself, you knew that he was the one turning you on, and not the fucking scenes from the movie.

,, too erotic’’ you mumbled, making him laugh loudly.

,, You should have kept your eyes on me, instead of your phone, if it was getting to much for you’’ he gave you a smile, a dangerous one.

,, That won’t help’’ you confessed, making him smirk widely as you spoke those words. How could it help, when he was laying beside you handsome without even trying, as his hand was caressing your body gently.

,, Oh, am I turning you on?’’ he asked, mocking you shamelessly, as you tried to avoid his eyes.

Touya didn’t need your reply, the way you acted in the moment was enough for him, and God did he want to fuck you senseless in that moment. His hand moved a bit up from your neck, holding your jaw in one place, as he connected his lips with yours.

His hold on your jaw grew stronger, forcing you to open your mouth just enough so he could slip his tongue inside. Not breaking the kiss, he parted your tights apart, as he hovered on top of you, his hips between your legs, slowly grinding against your clothed core.

You wrapped your arms around him, pulling him closer into the kiss, not giving a shit about the movie or your phone anymore. The way he was grinding against you, the way you could feel his hard dick rubbing against you, made you insane in that moment and you found yourself wanting more and more.

,, On your knees’’ Toyua commanded, breaking the kiss as he sat onto the couch, spreading his legs enough to give you some space between them. Without thinking twice, you obeyed, positioning yourself down, between his legs, as he pushed his hips just a bit to pull his sweatpants and boxers down.

Touya looked down on you, not hiding the smirk on his face, as he slowly caressed your hair. Kissing the tip gently, you looked up through your long lashes, satisfied with the fact that he was going crazy as much as you do. He cursed something under his breath, as you gave him one lick, taking your time and making sure you licked every inch of it.

,, Don’t tease me doll, you’re not in position for it’’ he hissed, as you placed your lips on the tip of his cock. His hand found its way to your hair, gripping onto it, as he brought your mouth farther down him. You wanted to take your time, to play at your own pace, but Touya didn’t let you, he waited too long for this to happened and teasing wasn’t something he needed in the moment.

,, Open your mouth a bit more’’ he growled, gripping your hair tighter then before. He wanted you to obey him, he wanted you to do everything he wanted in that moment and you did, you gladly did.

It was the first time you had someone’s dick deep down your throat, and the feeling you weren’t used to made your eyes glossy so fast as his tip hit the back of your throat, making you gag a little.

Without giving you any time to get used to it, he started moving his hips, as he held your head in place. You could feel his hardness more then clear now, as his hips thrust into your mouth at some lazy, yet strong pace. Focused on his dick, you didn’t even realize that tears were rolling down your cheeks, vision getting blurry as his moves got much faster, not giving you a chance to breath properly.

,, You look so pretty when you cry’’ Touya groaned, getting even more turned on as he watched you get ruined because of his dick. The small amount of mascara you had, was all gone, turning your tears into blurry shade of black. You started gagging, and without even knowing you tried to move away a bit, giving your best to breath through your nose.

Looking up on him, you saw him squeeze his eyes shut, head swung back into the edge of your couch. You could feel your saliva dripping down your chin, and if you weren’t in that position at the moment, you would probably end up blushing. But none of that was possible, since all you could focus on was his dick hitting the same spot of your throat.

Touya stopped his movements, slowly petting your head, as you fought for your breath, coughing loudly, while tears rolled down your cheeks. If it was someone else, you would probably told them to go to hell and throw them out of your apartment, but it was Touya, and all you wanted was to do was make him feel good.

,, My good girl’’ he praised, pulling you up into his lap. You wanted to stay in his lap a bit longer, you wanted to snuggle into his neck and enjoy the moment, but just after he gave you one sloppy kiss, you found yourself under him again.

Touya took your shorts and panties off, throwing them across the living room together with his shirt. In less then a minute, the two of you were all naked, enjoying the feeling of each others skin.

,, Touya, please’’ you begged, feeling his hard erection between your legs, as he sucked onto your neck, leaving wet love bites all over it. Taking one deep breath, he started rubbing the tip of his dick up and down your clit, making you beg for him even more.

,, Needy baby’’ he mocked, placing his tip only a bit into your core, as he continued to tease you, loving every second of the way you were almost breaking down for him.

A loud scream escaped your lips as he entered his full length into you, kissing your jaw and giving you some time to adjust his size. The moment he looked down your body, to see his dick buried deep inside your core, something else grabbed his attention. Cursing loudly, his eyes focused on two shiny pieces of metal, pierced thru both of your nipples.

,, How didn’t I notice this earlier’’ he hissed, lowering his head just enough as he sucked onto your nipple, the contrast of the warm feeling of your skin and the cold metal against his tongue made his curse all over again. His hand found it’s way to your left boob, slowly pinching and twisting your nipple, making you throw your head back, and making it hard for you to concentrate on anything else than his dick that stood still inside you, while his tongue was working wonders on you.

Playing with the small piercing, Touya started moving his hips at a lazy and sloppy pace, making you feel every single inch of him. Touya groaned against your nipple, deciding to waste no time, bringing his cock out and then slamming it back inside almost urgently.

Your hand reached up to his hair, tugging it roughly, as your other hand went up to his back, scratching red lines down helping release some of the pleasure you felt in the moment. Touya rocked his hips quickly, gaining depth with each thrust he made, as you were pulling at his hair lightly, eyes shut strongly as you moaned his name loudly.

He loved how you felt around him, he loved the way you were scratching his back and tugging his hair, yet he wanted more. Placing his hand around your throat, he gave it a small squeeze. It looked like he was asking for a permission, but he wasn’t. In fact it was more like a sign, a little sign for you to prepare yourself for what’s coming.

You didn’t get the little hint he gave you, totally unprepared once his grip around your throat grew stronger, making your breathing stop, as he slammed his hips at ruthless speed. He enjoyed playing with you, giving you only a second to fight for air, before he puts the pressure around your neck again, wrapping his fingers firmly around it.

In one moment you weren’t sure if he forgot about the fact that you couldn’t breath, hand wrapped around your throat for too long making your eyes roll back. You clenched his hair, yanking it tightly, giving him a sign that you need air, only for him to smirk in response as he held it even tighter, thrusting into you with much more force then he did before.

You were more then grateful when he gave you a whole minute to breath properly. But even without his hand around your neck, you had trouble catching your breath since he was hitting your sweet spot all over and over again. Of course, that was your problem and not his.

Feeling your walls getting tighter around his dick, he once again put the not so small pressure onto your throat, forcing the tears out of you as he continued to reach your g spot each time he slammed back inside. Scratching his back, your grabbed his hand that was wrapped around your throat with your own, closing your eyes shut as you found yourself coming undone. You weren’t sure if it was because of the lack of air, or because he didn’t stop his movements, but the orgasm that hit you was the best one you ever had.

In that moment, Touya left your neck alone, smirking to himself as he noticed the marks of his fingertips buried deep in the skin of your neck. Placing his hands onto your hips, he sped up, rocking his hips against your at animalistic speed as he reached his own high.

Groaning loudly he came inside, body collapsing on your own as he slowly fucked his seed into you, as he repeated how much he loves you all over again.

Once the two of you finally calmed down, Touya helped you clean yourself, being extra careful like you were a small piece of glass that was about to break any moment.

Hopping back onto the couch, you rolled your eyes at the view of the ending of the stupid movie Touya found. He wrapped his arm around you, snatching the cigarette that was hanging between your lips and placing it between his own.

,,Oh God’’ you gasped loudly, as your cat jumped on top of you, making you jump a bit in surprise. ,, Fuck off Taquito, I have a boyfriend’’ you pushed your cat lightly away, repeating the words Touya said few hours ago, making him grin widely as he placed a kiss on your cheek.

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superhero--imagines · 4 years ago

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Part 1 here! / Part 2 Here! / Part 3 Here! / Part 4 Here!

A/N: I can’t always do tags since these parts are long but if you want to be tagged just lmk @thecrazytealady

* Honestly, everything feels so normal

* You’re sitting in the stands of a football stadium as a sea of graduates pass in front of you

* Well it’s mostly normal except for all the stares you get

* “You’ll get used to it” Kate tells you from your right side, you’re not sure when it happened but somehow you’ve become her favorite little member.

* “Sometimes we stare back to mess with them” Irina says from your other side with a teasing grin.

* Irina also seems to really like you, she’s probably you’re favourite

* While everyone else treated you like a child (which in a sense you are), she treated you like an adult

* You hope you can save her if things go exactly like they did in the book

* You’re hoping your close friendship with Edward changes things

* “Oh look there they are now-“

* And right on cue Alice was called first, then Edward

* An entire group of cheers erupt from your section, a few stands above you sits the entire Cullen clan

* Apparently the rest of them have already “graduated”, Alice and Edward are playing a year younger

* You catch him after the ceremony on the -pretty cold- field along with your-

* aunts?

* You’re not really sure what the official family structure is.

* “So what is this, your thirtieth time graduating high school?” You whisper to him after handing him his graduation present

* Some sheet music you know he’s been eyeing and a card that says “you only graduate once”

* You think he’ll appreciate the joke

* “It actually only my sixth” he grins, he so close you can feel a ghost of a breath on your ear

* You notice a couple of boys, adorning similar green graduation gowns staring at you. When you meet their eyes they hastily look away.

* “Hey Edward, what are those guys thinking right now?”

* He follows your line of sight and grins even wider

* “They’re thinking that it suddenly makes sense why I’m not interested in anyone at this school when I’m already dating someone as beautiful as you”

* And if you were anyone else you might have realized how you and Edward look when you’re together to everyone around you

* And it might have been the first sign that things have started to veer of the future you imagine

* But of course you don’t, and you say:

* “Really? You want me to believe two teenage boys used such eloquent language?”

* He laughs

* “I might have picked some.. kinder diction.”

* You both laugh, another private joke that would be referenced for years

* “And where’s my graduation gift?” Alice asks, you hand over a brightly wrapped package, it’s a magic 8 ball and a Chanel scarf, Edward already read Alice’s mind and assured you she would love it.

* “That’s hilarious” she says with a laugh, she hasn’t even opened the package, already seen what’s inside with her gift.

* “Are you coming to our graduation party tonight?” When she notices your confused expression she gives a pointed look to Edward. “You didn’t invite them?”

* Edward rolls his eyes

* “I didn’t think it would be that fun,” he looks to you and explains. “It’s just a party Alice likes to throw to help us fit in better.”

* “It also to commemorate graduating and going to college, which is Infinitely more fun.” She grins, a hand on Edwards shoulder

* He turns his attention to you, his mouth quirked in a lopsided smile

* “Do you want to go?”

* The party scene in Eclipse sure looked fun

* “Sure, sounds like a fun time.”

* It’s decided you’ll drive up with Edward after they all split up, and go to the party with him.

* You’re telling Kate and Irina when they get a look on their face

* “Is that not okay?” You wonder if it’s about Tanya, and how maybe she doesn’t like you spending so much time with Edward.

* “No it’s fine it’s just... will you be alright with all those humans?”

* You had done fine on the stands, but a house party was different, you guess it’s probably easier to eat someone when there are so many dark corners and so many suspects to pick from

* You wrinkle your nose, honestly you don’t get what the big deal is, sure they smell kiiinda nice, but the scent is comparable to one of your deers.

* Also, who knows where these people have been and what they’ve been eating. The thought of eating an alcoholics blood makes you scowl.

* “I think I’ll be fine” Irina laughs, and rests a hand on your shoulder

* “We’ll tell the others, do you want me to bring you a drink later on?”

* You shake your head, you ate a little bit more since you were going to be around so many people today.

* “I should be fine, Edward will probably drive me home, but if not I can always run”

* You always forget you can run faster than a car now.

* “I doubt Edward will refuse the opportunity to spend more time with you.” Irina smirks and you roll your eyes

* You’re both just friends, stuck in family’s where everyone seems to be in a relationship (except for you that is)

* There’s only so much you can take watching Eleazer and Carmen’s pda

* “I’ll see ya later” you excuse yourself to find Edward, who seems to be talking to a group of boys

* “So what’s their deal, are they your cousin or something?”

* “Um... they’re a family friend”

* Looks like Edwards confused about your family structure too

* “They look older are they in college?” Another asks, Edward hesitates, well you are older but you’re not really in school

* “Are you hooking up with them?” Edward winces

* “No we’re not close like that.”

* You decide now is a good time to intervene in the conversation

* “Hey, are you ready to go?” Edward looks relieved to see you

* “I’ll see you guys tonight at Alice’s party” he offers a polite smile before leading you towards his car

* When you’re finally out of earshot, you say

* “You know, I always thought we were the closest of friends” You think he’ll grimace at your teasing but instead he grins.

* “Do you enjoy being the subject of several teenage boys imaginations?”

* “I mean, it’s not-not a little bit flattering.”

* On the drive back to his house Edward takes you through town and points out every mundane landmark like you’re on a safari tour

* “And that is the grocery store I never visit, and next to it is the diner I had to pretend to eat food at during my mandatory “senior breakfast””

* “So what you’re saying is, this is the worlds’ most boring town.”

* “I would say boring adjacent, the town we’ll move to next doesn’t even have a major grocery store”

* He’s definitely talking about Forks.

* You must have killed quite a bit of time with your impromptu tour because when you get to the party it’s in full swing

* You and Edward stand in a corner and play your favorite game

* “Blonde girl in the corner.” He says

* Edward picks someone, and you have to guess what they’re thinking. You’re never right but it’s still funny

* “Hmmmm I’m going to say she’s thinking... ‘This is what all the hype was about? Can’t believe I’m wasting my Saturday night HERE.’”

* He laughs and shakes his head

* “She’s actually thinking about how the object of her affections hasn’t noticed her once, and has been spending all his time with someone else instead.”

* You totally miss the meaningful look Edward gives you.

* You make a face, unrequited love was the worst

* “Well that sucks, I wish there was some way we could help.” Edward only shrugs

* “They’re human problems, for us even if the person we love doesn’t love us back, we just wait a a decade or so, and they usually change their mind.” He grabs your untouched red solo cup

* “I’ll go get us some more drinks.” For a second you wonder if maybe Vampires can drink alcohol, but then you immediately deflate.

* Oh right, the human act, you almost forgot.

* You’re standing by yourself when the “unrequited love” girl from before approaches you, another girl with hair the color of caramel in tow

* “Hey, I haven’t seen you around before, do you got to our school?”

* Any person could see this was a hostile encounter

* anyone except you that is

* “Nah, I’m taking a gap year right now.”

* “Oh?” Miss. Unrequited lights up at that. “Didn’t get into your first choice school?”

* “No my parents died.” You say it causally, but they both freeze at that. So much has happened, colleges and your parents are the last thing in your mind. You notice the reaction though “It’s been a while though, so everything’s fine now”

* You give your best smile and the girl in front of you seemed flustered

* “How do you know Edward?” Miss. Caramel asks, while her friend takes a long sip from her cup.

* “Well- I guess he’s a family friend, but really I met him through Carlisle.”

* “Through Carlisle?

* “Dr. Cullen,” you quickly supply, to them he’s just the local handsome doctor. Not exactly someone who they’re on a first name basis with. “Yeah, Carlisle talked about Edward a lot when I was in the hospital.”

* Before you can scar either of these girls further, Rosalie appears by your side

* “Hey! Glad to see you made it!” She gives you a side hug and turns her amber eyes to the girls in front of you. “Amber, Bethany glad to see you. What are you guys talking about?”

* Both of the girls fall speechless in front of her, probably from her beauty you guess.

* You still get the urge to shield your eyes when you look at Rosalie.

* “Edward.” Rosalie rolls her eyes

* “Of course, the most perfect man alive.” You snort at that.

* “Perfect my ass, I saw him snort drinking yesterday and he sprayed the whole counter top.” Rosalie raises a well groomed eyebrow

* “Really?” A smiles tugging on her lips

* “That’s not even the worst part, do you know he took 43 minutes to clean it up.”

* Rosalie laughs, and the other two look at you with awe.

* “Edward Cullen snorts?” The caramel Coloured hair one, Bethany asks.

* “To be fair I did say a pretty good joke”

* “What was the joke?” Amber asks, and you grin.

* “What did the vampire say to the girl?” They look at each other and shrug

* “What”

* “See you next month” The two girls don’t seem to think it’s good, but Rosalie is dying of laughter

* “He must have hated that!”

* “Oh I’m sure he did, that’s why I said it” Rosalie laughs even harder

* By the time Edward comes back, it’s basically just a two way conversation with you and Rosalie roasting the ever loving crap out of Edward, with two humans eagerly watching

* “One time while we were eating Edward just kept complaining about how “existence is agony and how none of us have a soul” like dude, we’re eating, could you just chill for a second please?” Rosalie says and you laugh

* “I have the perfect Edward impression” you clear your throat and set your face to the best “I’m constipated and existence is agony” face you can manage “I’m an outsider. No one can understand me. No one has thoughts like I do. Existence is agony”

* if Rosalie could die she would have died of laughter, she’s hunched over and every time you think she’ll stop laughing she starts another wave.

* “To be fair, I don’t think anyone has thoughts like mine” You turn to see Edward behind you, he’s actually got an amused smile as he hands you a red solo cup.

* “It’s Henrietta,” he whispers in your ear. “ I figured all the laughing might have made you thirsty”

* “For an outsider like yourself, that’s awfully kind of you.”

* The laughing did make you thirsty, it also explains what took him so long. You wonder if he ran all the way to your house to get you a drink.

* Rosalie doesn’t say anything just grins as she watches you two, Edward’s eyes flick from you to her, and you wonder what he’s experiencing right now

* You’re not going to lie, his narrative of mind reading was your favourite part of midnight sun

* “Do you want to dance?” Well that question came out of nowhere.

* “Sure”

* Queue you and Edward awkwardly waltzing on the makeshift dance floor

* “Who taught you how to waltz?” Edward asks as you step on his feet yet again, you’re glad he’s a vampire and can’t feel pain.

* “You. Right now. I’m learning from the school of life experience.” You grin and he rolls his eyes

* “Here,” he picks you up, and places your feet on top of his. “Better?” You nod and laugh

* “They’re kind of cute right?” Rosalie says to Amber and Bethany, a twinkle in her eyes. Amber sighs.

* “Yeah they are.”

* Rosalie feels kind of bad. She didn’t mean to rub it in her face, but she doesn’t like anyone being mean to you. She already kinda liked you from The game night , and after tonight she REALLY likes you. It’s nice to have someone else on the “roast Edward squad”

* “Oh look, it’s Bradley from the swim team, should we go over and say hi?” Bradly was definitely single, and Rosalie loves playing matchmaker “Sure”

* Edward drives you home at the chaste time of 11:30

* “Did you have a good time tonight?” He asks, walking you to the front door. Ever the gentleman.

* It’s not like a thing alive could hurt you anymore.

* “Yeah it was really fun!” He let’s out a sigh of relief and a nervous smile.

* “That’s good, you’ve been seeming kind of... off lately so I was worried”

* Ah, so he had noticed. You had been feeling off lately. Only four more years with him at most until he moved somewhere far away.

* “Yeah, I’m just a little jealous I guess.”

* “Jealous of what?” His eyebrows thread together. And you sigh.

* “You get to go to college and I can’t.”

* You really are jealous about that, While you’re stuck in the house, Edward will get to move forward and make all sorts of relationships and memories

* His mouth purses, and you feel bad. You shouldn’t have said anything, there’s nothing he can do about it after all.

* “Ah, don’t worry about it, I’m just glad to be here with people who care about me.” That only makes him frown more. But he offers you a small smile.

* “I’ll see you tomorrow.” He says and then he does something really unexpected:

* He kisses your forehead, before retreating back to his car. You watch his car wind away down the circle driveway from the porch. A hand on your forehead where his lips touched and a flutter in your heart.

* Man, Edward was so unintentionally smooth, no wonder Tanya was still hung up over him

* Wait, was Tanya still hung up over him?

* Somehow you found her behavior not consistent with someone with unreciprocated feelings

* The days pass on by, Edward’s around more now because it’s summer break.

* Likewise trips to the Cullen residence are also more frequent because it’s summer break

* You oddly enough spend a lot of time with Rosalie, you mostly roast Edward but occasionally you reminisce about human stuff

* “What do you miss the most?” She asks and you think for a minute

* “Probably Italian food, maybe alcohol” She let’s out a moan

* “Oh my god, how good does mushroom ravioli in a creamy Marsala sauce sound?”

* “Good enough to kill for”

* By extension you also get close to Emmett, but in a totally different way

* “Alright hit me with everything you’ve got!”

* “Uh are you sure about this Emmett?”

* You’re both in a clearing about thirty feet apart

* “Yeah, just show me what you’re made of” He giving you a wicked grin, no doubt glad to have someone new to spar with.

* You shrug, he is asking for it

* He doesn’t even make it a foot forward before he crumples to the ground. You’ve been holding back so long, it almost feels good to not have to contain all your body’s grief

* You reel it back in when he taps out. You expect him to look at you like you’re a monster but he just grins

* “You’re really something else kid”

* You even get close to Esme who assists you in drawing up a schematic for a barn, and Jasper helps you build it.

* “I think the door should go here” he tells you

* “But then it would be facing the fence and that doesn’t seem right”

* He scratches his head and you stare at the architect sketch in your hands

* “It’s supposed to be right here” Alice tells you, already searching through the future for the correct placement.

* And of course you and Edward continue your piano cat and mouse game, where you each start a piece and wait for the other to catch up to your playing.

* Maybe it’s because things are going so well that you can’t help but wonder what went wrong with Tanya and Edward

* So one night, when you’re sitting together in the library, you ask her

* “Tanya why do you hate Edward” She sputters

* “I don’t hate him!” You raise a skeptical eyebrow and she sighs “it’s just- it’s embarrassing !”

* She tells you about how Carlisle had told her about his son, and how he was the last to be without a mate, and was very depressed

* “I thought of it like I was doing a service you know, we would date for some time and have a brighter perspective on this life.”

* You can already guess how this story ends, but you ask “So what happened?” She huffs

* “Well he flat out rejected me, told me I wasn’t his type, can you believe that? A forever 17 year old telling ME I’m not his type.”

* Yeah for a woman like Tanya who was every man’s ultimate fantasy that does seem pretty mortifying

* “Is it-“ you meet her eyes “is it okay that I’m friends with him then?”

* Her eyes soften and she beckons you into a hug

* “Of course it is little one,” she kisses the top of your head “and if it ever happens to grow into more than that that’s okay too.” You wrinkle your nose

* “I wouldn’t bet on that Tanya.” She rubs your shoulder

* “Well you never know, and if that happens, and for some reason he’s lost his mind at tells you you’re not his type don’t take it personally, there’s something seriously wrong with that boy.” You laugh

* The days pass by in a blur.

* Edward starts college studying veterinary science, and every day he comes back and teaches you what he learned

* “Sometimes I feel like I’m getting more out of this than you” he tells you as you do his homework

* “It be like that sometimes”

* You start experimenting with other animals blood, mostly chickens, ducks, and geese.

* You also have a moose now so that’s cool

* After many faithful years Henrietta passes away. You stayed in the barn with her all night, and planted a pine tree over grave.

* “All things die in the end huh?” You whisper as you stand over the first deer you befriended, and Eleazer rubs your shoulder

* “Not us” he whispers

* “Not us” you repeat

* You and Edward are lying next to each other in your bed, both of you pretending to sleep

* “What was it like when you turned?” Edward’s the one break the silence. He always is when you do your dreaming sessions

* “It was... nice” it really was, the venom was warm like a blanket, lulling you into a peaceful last sleep. This surprises him.

* “Are you some kind of masochist?”

* “Well what was it like for you?” You roll your eyes. He goes on a long descriptive tangent, but in short: it was absolute agony.

* “Well that’s weird, I wonder if Alec had some kind of special venom or something.” He flinched at the mention of Alec but doesn’t say anything else.

* The days pass on, just as they always have, but something starts to feel off. Both in your household and in the Cullen’s house. Some sort of tension

* You think about asking Edward or Eleazer about it, but decide against it.

* Maybe you’re just being paranoid

* One day you’re getting blood from the kitchen, when you notice the entire coven is sitting on the kitchen table

* Weird, but maybe they do this all the time and you just never noticed.

* “(Y/N) can you come here for a moment?”

* Well crap

* They all ramble over each other for a few minutes, and you only catch bits and pieces of what they’re saying

* “Everyone here loves you-“

* “It won’t be forever-“

* “Carlisle might even get you a blood bag or two-“

* “Enough!” Tanya roars and immediately the others fall silent, she looks at you with warm eyes and a kind smile

* “(Y/N), the Cullen’s are leaving,” ah, so it’s already time for them to go, Tanya explains how the Cullen’s move around more often than your coven does, on account of Carlisle’s job. Well you knew this was coming. It was nice while it lasted

* “-And that’s why we think you should go with them”

* Wait what.

* “You want me to leave?”

* “No of course not!” Irina shouts, wide eyed, she’s sitting the closest to you. “It’s just-“

* “We see the way you look at Edward,” Eleazer says. Oh not this again, how many times do you have to say it. YOU BOTH ARE JUST FRIENDS.

* “Like you want what he has.” He finishes

* Oh

* “We’re too late in the cycle to send you to school, Irina and Kate have already gone, and it will be another ten years before we decide to move.” Carmen says, her teeth digging into the flesh of her lip. “A lot of things could happen in ten years,”

* The Volturi could want you back on ten years

* “so we think you should go with the Cullen’s and get an education and have a normal life-“

* “Normal-adjacent,” Kate interjects, because life was never going to be completely normal for you ever again. Carmen grins,

* “Normal-adjacent life, you’ll get to have friends, and you could study whatever you want, you don’t have to learn secondhand from Edward.”

* “And you can come back whenever you want!” Kate reassures. “If you decide you don’t like it, and that it’s not what you want, you can always come back, we’ll be right here.”

* They all stumble over each other to reassure you that it’s your choice, and if you decide to stay that’s fine too. But there’s only one question on your mind

* “Do the Cullen’s already know about this?” The table falls silent.

* “Yes, they do.” Tanya says

* “And what do they think about the arrangement?” All eyes trail to Eleazer, so he was the go between for your Covens

* “I think they’re all pretty excited, Carlisle wanted you from the start.”

* Carmen sucks her teeth and lightly slaps him on the arm. “What it’s true, you know Esme’s been cross with him ever since she met them, she wants you too.”

* They’re all looking to you waiting for an answer. You’re not sure what the right thing to do is.

* You’re not stupid, you know things have changed from the original story line, you know the Volturi isn’t going to want Bella as much now that they have you.

* But still... you do want an education, a chance to do everything the way you always imagined

* You also kind of want to see Edward and Bella’s love story play out. Especially now that he’s your friend

* Also you think you should really deter him from watching her sleep, that crap was creepy as hell

* You sigh, there’s really only one choice

* “I’ll go with the Cullens’.”

#twilight #twilight imagines #twilight reader insert #twilight headcanon #twilight imagine #twilight saga #edward cullen x reader #edward cullen imagine #edward cullen #Rosalie cullen #Emmett Cullen #Alice cullen #the cullens #midnight sun #alec volturi #Volturi imagines #superhero—imagines

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multi-lefaiye · 2 years ago

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why hello hello!!!! :D another ask, another oc to share some lore about sadfjkl;

hmmmm i'm gonna do two for the price of one, 'cause these two characters never really got developed all that much, and they're kind of a package deal! :'D

anyway this is beaux lancaster and phoenix sycamore! two characters i came up with based on a dream i had about a silly queer fantasy romcom. i ended up not writing it but it was fun to think about! maybe someday i'll revisit these two.

the basic premise was that phoenix was a wizard in a queerplatonic open marriage with a vampire, and he develops a crush on the mage living next door, beaux. and his wife helps him try to impress them <3 shenanigans ensue.

[Image Description: Two headshot sketches of my OCs Beaux and Phoenix. Beaux is a young, feminine person with a pink undercut, tan skin, and warm brown eyes, wearing fuschia makeup and with an eyebrow piercing. Phoenix is an older person with light skin, two piercings in his ear, and long, dark hair streaked with lighter grey. he has violet eyes and a light beard. Both characters have their names written next to them, as well as their pronouns. End ID.]

#talk to the bunnykitty #ask game #oc ask game #corvid!!!#a magical romcom #i think that was the tag???#anyway yeah romcoms aren't really my thing #but i do like the concept for this one #so maybe someday i'll revisit it

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hasquetzorkukudoneanythingwrong · 3 years ago

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FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS!!!!

Rex and Quetzalcoatl had a pair of twins that they cared for very much. A girl named Maria, and a boy named Eduardo.

The twins were born on the 25th of September, and that date had arrived so it was time to celebrate their birthday!

In the morning, Mari was peacefully asleep.

Mari: *SNOOOOOOORE!*

Quetz, softly: mijaaaaaaa....

Mari: mmm....!

Quetz: mijaaaaaaa.....!

Mari, sleepily: mama..... I wanna..... sneeeeep......!

Quetz: but mija, it's your birthday today....!

Mari: hmmm.....

Quetz: did you hear me, mija?

Mari: *grumble* ok..... *sigh* I'm getting up already.

Mari got up, still very tired.

Mari: Da hell's my glasses?

Quetz handed her her glasses.

Mari: gracias....

Quetz: you should probably hurry, everyone else is already getting ready.

Mari: who the hell is everyone else?

Quetz: just the rest of the family.

Mari: hmmmm.... okay...... was worried I'd have to deal with a party.....

Quetz: don't worry, we know you don't enjoy those. It'll be just the family.

Mari: good....

After some time getting ready, Maria went out into the living room.

Mari, while yawning: ok.... how long will it take to get there again?

Rex: uh... not too long, maybe an hour or so on the serpent.

Ed: still crazy how fast he can be.

Quetz: well of course my familiar would be fast! It'd be a bit disappointing otherwise.

After a bit of time getting ready, the family went outside to see Quetz's pterosaur outside ready to go!

Quetz: ok everyone! Get on!

The family got onto the large flying reptile.

Rex: ok then. Now just a simple invisibility spell so we're not spotted on our way there.

Ed: radar won't work either right?

Rex: right, I've got everything covered, Mijo.

After that, the beast took off!

After some time in the air, their destination was in sight: Mexico City!

Ed: wow!

Mari: such a massive city.

Quetz: ah, it's been too long since we've been here.

Finally the pterosaur landed and they got off to go out into the city!

Rex: man, this place brings back memories!

Ed: so, where to first anyways?

Quetz: it's up to you guys

Mari: breakfast!

Rex: ok yeah, should probably eat first

*stomachs were growling*

The family went to a nice restaurant for their breakfast.

Quetz: mija, those are a lot of pancakes...

Mari: si, and?

Rex: your mother is just a bit concerned for you is all.

Mari: hmmm, sounds unnecessary.

Rex: also Ed, is that enough bacon?

Ed: hmmm.... maybe.

After breakfast, there were still many things that could be done.

First thing, was visiting the old site of Teotihuacan.

Quetz: *sigh* it's been a very long time.....

Mari: looks kinda.... decrepit.

Rex: kinda par for the course with old ruins and shit.

Ed: ....is there a ball court?

Quetz: si, but I doubt we're allowed to play these days.

Ed: awww....

Next stop, was the Aquarium.

Mari: Shork

Ed: Shork

Rex: ya real fascinated by those sharks huh?

Quetz: don't ya wanna see the penguins?

Ed: Penguins?!?!

Rex: also piranhas.

Mari: PIRANHAS?!?!?!

Next was the Zoo

Rex: mi corazon, it's just a random Jaguar. There's no need to cause a scene.

Quetz: I CAN SEE MY STUPID BROTHER TAUNTING ME THROUGH IT'S EYES!!!!

Mari: Mamá, not every Jaguar is Tio Tez.

Ed: we're gonna get kicked out if you don't stop.....

Rex: really hope there aren't any spiders too.

Another fun site, was the museum.

Ed: so..... this is Piedra del Sol?

Quetz: si

Mari: but... so is your noble phantasm?

Quetz: si

Ed: ....how does that work?

Rex: don't ask too many questions about this kinda stuff. You'll get it eventually.

Finally, it was getting a bit late. So it was time to return home.

Mari: we getting the presents now?!?!?

Rex: si, si. You relax will ya?

Ed: you already know she can be a bit greedy.

Quetz: it's better that you try to relax that, Mija.

When they finally got home, a Large assortment of presents were waiting for them.

Mari: Hell yeah!

Ed: hmmmmmm......

Mari: let's see.... which one first....

Mari first grabbed one with.... very unique wrapping, eyes and other odd things decorated the paper.

When she unwrapped it, what was inside was a plush wolf

Mari: AAAWWW!!!

Ed, opening a similar box, got a plush Narwhal.

Ed: oooooh!

And the horn started to glow

Ed: huh

Rex: ....that's a sword

Quetz: it's definitely a sword

Mari: also, my plush smells poisonous.

Rex: well.... that's par for the course for your Tia Quinny.

Next were.... slot machines?

Ed: so we just... pull them?

Quetz: I guess so?

The twins pull the levers of the slot machines.

The machines spun their slots for a time, until finally stopping on 3 symbols that looked like present boxes. Then out of the machines, popped out tickets for both kids.

Mari: oh

Ed: huh

From Mari's popped out VIP tickets to a Music Festival.

Mari: POG

And from Ed's popped out, a soccer season pass.

Ed: oh word?!

And finally, matching tickets for the two, for "5 hours of use of the Mooncell" from BB

Mari: ......

Ed: .......

Quetz: well that sure is.... interesting.

After that, was another box. Wrapped in blue wrapping paper. The two unwrapped it, and inside were two gecko eggs. Along with incubators and everything necessary to raise lizards. With a lil tag saying "from Calamity" (Chalchiuhtlicue)

Mari: LIZARD

Ed: they're cute!

Next were two VERY big gifts wrapped in bone patterned wrapping.

Mari: gimme!

After Mari unwrapped the gift, what she found was a VERY large obsidian Hammer.

Mari: ah hell yeah!

SLAM

Ed: damn.... ok.

For Ed, was a large Obsidian Club.

Ed: oh fuck, ok.

Rex: there a reason Xolotl decided to give such gifts?

Quetz: good question.....

Then a very deep and loud *CROAK* was heard

Ed: FROGE

Then hopping out, was a very VERY large bullfrog. About a foot and a half in length!

Ed: OH HE'S A LARGE LAD!

Mari: damn.

Rex: mija, look behind that tree.

Mari: hmm?

When Mari looked, she saw a Huge car! Modeled after the Batmobile!

(Tho, with bat theming replaced with skulls)

Mari: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

After latching onto the car, Mari was very happy.

Mari: finally.......! I can drive!

Quetz: can we trust her with that?

Rex: we'll play it by ear.

And in a small package near the center of the pile. Was a first aid kit, with a note.

"Happy birthday you two, hope you enjoy the car and frog. And don't forget to stay safe with the first aid kit love, Florence, Julius and Eva."

Mari: awwww.....

Ed: so sweeet....

There were many other presents from friends and family alike, more toys, clothes, even laptops too.

Then it was finally time for Rex and Quetz's presents for the kids.

Boom

Mari: the hell?

Then, out of the trees of the nearby jungle, came a large animal. A dinosaur known as Giganotosaurus.

Mari: oh...!

The creature stomped up to the family, until it stopped in front of Mari.

Mari: holy crap.....

Rex: now you have your own divine familiar too, Mija!

Mari: oh shit!

Quetz: si, wasn't sure why you didn't get one the same time as Ed's Pliosaur, but now we got you one!

Mari: finally!

Quetz: and for Mijo, it may not be as big. But since you already got your Pliosaur. We got you this instead.

In Quetz's hands, was what looked to be an electric eel. Tho it glittered with green sparkles, not unlike that of jade.

Ed: whoa, he's an odd lil guy.

Rex: he's very special too. He's not just any electric eel. But a divine construct at that!

Quetz: si, his name is Onotlachin. The storm fish.

Ed: hot damn!

Ed held the lil guy in his hands, and felt the energy within the fish. It also seemed perfectly fine without water.

Ed: he's amazing, gracias!

Mari: si! Gracias for this!

Rex: no problem you two!

Quetz: si, anything for mis hijos!

A/N: and there's the birthday story. Sorry it came out a bit late. Things happened irl. Hopefully everyone likes it! And the festivities can still continue on throughout the weekend and even longer if anyone wants to celebrate with us.

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THE NICHIASA SHITPOSTING REPORT

GOING STRONGLY LATE FOR TWO YEARS, UNDER SEVERAL DIFFERENT NAMES. I DON'T REMEMBER THEM ALL.

IN TODAY'S EPISODE: THE TWO EXS TRAPPED IN THE GREAT TRAIN RACE, SANGO TAKES THE STAGE, GEORGE SHOWS OFF IN A BATH, GEORGE REALLY SHOWS OFF OUT OF A BATH, KAITO STEALS FROM A FRUIT'S BEST FRIEND, AND "OUR 5 LIGHTS WILL GUIDE US TO THE FUTURE!"

Tropical Rouge, Trouble On The Train! Asuka's School Field Trip!: It's time for Asuka's reward for spending three years in the local public middle school: A graduation field trip to celebrate her and her class's upcoming graduation! However, one person didn't think it was fair that she got to go on a super special field trip without her.

And that person was Smug Fish Laura.

And the best way that she could show that she was getting in on this exclusive trip? Showing off her best Halloween trick. I mean, you'd think so too if a random hand just sort of... came up out of your bag. Leading to the smuggest of fish faces. In any case, the trick was so good, Asuka had to pretend she was hit with a bout of diarrhea to run to the bathroom and hide the smug fish back in her bag. Maybe don't talk about an exclusive trip for your grade with a fish that can hide in an Aqua Pot next time.

Elsewhere, the other Tropical girls are running full force in full transformation, with Summer carrying a large box for a special mission from God the seal. Or just in case they can stay on the train.

Back on the train, it turns out that Numeri has a part-time job as a train conductor, and she's here to collect tickets, eat oranges, and once again prove that she's the only one that can come up with a semi-functional plan to quietly steal Yaruki power. She even got the uniform and ID badge and everything. But at least everyone is in agreement that it's a bit too cramped to fight in the car of an overnight sleeper train. Good thing there's a stop coming up. It's not like none of them will get left behind. Probably.

After a fierce showdown and intense staredown, the battle between Asuka and Numeri begins.

And ends with Asuka just running back into the train, leaving Numeri behind with the biggest smug grin that would make the smug fish proud. For all of Numeri's smarts, she sure didn't see that coming.

As part of the "illegal train rider" package that Laura bought, she also gets dinner and a show. So long as she can hide when Asuka's Ex shows up. At least someone's finally mentioning how they seem to hate each other? In any case, we finally get the long-awaited explanation for why Asuka and Yuriko are exs. And good news everyone, it's not a 555 level misunderstanding we're dealing with. Turns out, some girls from another school had decided to start messing with Yuriko's racket during a championship and Asuka didn't take it too well. While Yuriko knew Asuka was telling the truth, for the good of the club and the game, both schools would withdraw to keep Asuka's outburst quiet. Asuka really didn't take too well to it and left the club. I think we can all be glad that it was a clash of ideals rather than MISUNDERSTANDING.

Meanwhile, Numeri comes in with the Yaraneda Express, in order to do her doctor duty of explaining the birds and the bees. Trains have to come from somewhere, people. But at least the two fighting exs put down their grievances to help evacuate students. Even if one of them is really confused about a smug fish being there at all, while still trying to pull rank against her ex who could not care any less. But as the trio continues to moving students to the front (which turns out to just make Numeri's job easier), Yuriko gets knocked out. If anything, it allows the girls to transform, and when she comes to, Yuriko sees Cure Flamingo. You can also see the exact moment strange and funny feelings pop up in Yuriko's heart. Especially when Flamingo hits the backhand just like Asuka. Hmmmm... Is it backhand? I'm not good with tennis.

In any case, we're finally met with the other members of the Tropical club, already transformed and just as confused as to why Laura is there already. But after everyone is together, the girls release their tactical Rider Kicking Pink Elephant and deal with the Yaraneda. Something Yuriko wonders if it was all a dream.

And the Tropical Delivery Service delivered to Asuka one (1) emotional support pillow and one (1) emotional support Kururun.

Tropical Rouge, Stride Down The Runway! Sango's Fashion Show!: The Mythical Sango episode Is here! And we begin with not-Sango's dad in a panic about not having his top model that has decided just recently to head to Paris like the star princess she was born to be. It was highly unfair of him to burst into Sango's and Sango's mom's bonding time, honestly. Sango was getting the low-down on all the new, shiny inventory too. Then not-dad Koni had the audacity to pull the, "Do you know who I am" card. At least she knew who he was.

The Not-Dad being the professor of cute. And Not-Dad Koni knows what he wants. And what he wants is to:

Make Sango Aozora's Next Top Model.

And in a bout of sudden confidence, Sango says "Sure, I'll do it." Enter the Sango training montage with the help of her fellow Tropical Club members!

Sango works hard to make sure her posture is perfect, her walk is on point, and even trying on the dress that she would be expected to wear as part of her runway debut. She even thought of a way to show off the total cuteness of the dress so that everyone can see the hidden hearts in the skirt. Everything is going so well.

Until the day of the actual event, at least. Seeing all of the actual models start giving Sango some stage fright and super familiar confidence issues. It's understandable. Everyone she's walking with has done this before, and she was just invited. The Happy to Be Here type.

Practice begins for the actual walking on the runway bit, and Sango accidentally becomes a full-blown statue, before she rolls her ankle. But with the spirit of everyone, she was able to walk off the runway and gave her time to reflect if this was the most appropriate career choice for her. But the call of cute is too much. Far too much. And that's enough to steel her resolve. And all the help she received, allowed her to get up and help blow the cute balloons up when no one else would. The models would join in because they will not lose to a new up-in-comer.

Elsewhere, Numeri proves once again that she is the only one with a working plan for collecting Yaruki power. And as the manager of the Yaraneda Model, she is highly upset that she was not contacted to bring her client in for a try-out for this runway show. Luckily Manatsuu and the others were there because Sango was occupied blowing balloons.

When Sango finally hears the commotion going on, she finally sees the not-very-cute Yaraneda, a monster that is completely ruining the vibe of the runway. Not cool. But it lets her sprint down the runway to protect the cuteness of the show, and the girls make very quick work of it. I mean, really quick work. It was a blink and you miss it type thing.

And with the monster gone, and Sango's confidence at full power, Sango is able to walk the catwalk with confidence, showing off the dress with the hidden hearts. And Sango is able to let go of the balloon that is either her negative feelings or just one of the ones she blew up. One of those.

Revice, The World Reforming Rider! Who is the Traitor!?: Poor Hiromi isn't taking the fact that he was demoted all that well. Now he feels like he has to steal company property and sell them on the black market just to make ends meet. I mean, a demotion is a hell of a loss of income. I mean, the poor man is losing sleep over this. I mean, so is Daiji but for different reasons. And anyway, will FENIX really miss two stamps?

I mean, George probably will. The fanboy.

Meanwhile, at Shiawase Yu, word has gotten out that Ikki is fighting the Deadmans and have taken to reporting all of their Deadman sightings to the family, courtesy of Dad's live stream on Twitch. Including, but not limited to: "I think a Deadman tossed my cat up the tree", "A Deadman knocked over my plants", and "I saw a Deadman going through my perverted neighbor's garbage." You know, the important stuff. Don't worry. Just take a nice long soak and Ikki will take care of it.

But if working in the baths and being a Rider is tiring, Vice has a great idea for a new career: Canabalistic Mukbang Twitch Streamer.

Back at the FENIX HQ, it turns out that they did miss those two stamps. And George DID know that Hiromi was the culprit. Because Hiromi was THE ONLY ONE he told about his Kamen Rider SoDo collections triggering his Spidy Senses.

In any case, back at the Shiawase Yu, an old man comes to report a Deadman incident. This time, it's about his grandson, a rival YouTube Streamer named Bon. Talking about a YouTube streamer in a strictly Twitch household. His streaming goal: go after the black companies and become a hero with his own Pokemon using a very much so stolen stamp. マサオ「ボン」は勇者である。

And when I say stolen, I mean not even the Deadman know where the fuck he got that stamp. And they think he's lame.

But this is great for Bon who, by acting like a Pokemon master, is hitting every single one of his sub-goals. But Ikki comes and demands to know how going after sleazy companies will bring happiness to his grandfather. And to think of that first and that he'll deal with the black companies. After a Pokemon battle, Bon loses. Both his Pokemon and his stamp, and is told by the totally-not-the-person-who-gave-him-the-stamp that he also sucks and his stream sucks, and off to FENIX jail for him.

Back at the Deadmen HQ, they are still wondering who gave that loser a stamp. And trying to figure how to deal with Revice. They are quite busy.

Elsewhere, the Mom is still in the hospital. And Sakura needs to understand what the definition of Righteousness is since she's a little lost and the word is being thrown around like candy.

Back at FENIX HQ, George has his stamp back. He has named him Kingy. And while George is happy to have his DX Stamp back, Daiji starts to come up with an idea to find the missing Kong VStamp, using the disgraced YouTuber as bait. While everyone is hammering out how they're going to find the mole in their company, George does what George does best, which is make a dance showing how he'll break the neck of the person who stole his DX Stamps.

The plan is brought up to Ikki and his family, in a small tight room because they had to discuss this during closing time. Ikki disagrees with using Bon as bait in a retirement video and destroying the stamp, but since Bon was doing this for his grandfather and to get out of jail faster, along with no other option, he went with it. Even if Daiji doesn't like the fact that his brother is getting the top position in protecting Bon. This is a competition, damn it.

George decides to play prankster and nearly gets shot. At least he gave Ikki the Lion VStamp in exchange for a soak in the tub where he can hold his... chicken... watching Daiji sink into the secondary emo role.

The day of the plan arrives and turns out Hiromi is still not all that happy about losing his position in FENIX. And while traitor mctratior face was doing "Just Traitor Things~" the Deadmen show up. And they successfully take the Lion Stamp. Which is a little more than paper mache painted crudely. Basically, it wasn't the actual stamp. This causes a fight to break out, and the first use of the Lion Stamp is here! And it turns Vice into a lucky cat. And as the fight continues, a new Rider enters the arena! A Rider strong enough to knock Vice right up into the sky. Who are you, mysterious Rider? When will your identity be reviled?

Revice, Evil's True Identity! Shocking Showtime!?: So after Evil's Identity is reviled to be Daiji (to the audience) who wasn't all that happy about getting second billing constantly against Ikki. So much so that he basically beat up everyone in the area and knocked out all of the FENIX group in retaliation for being the middle child.

Turns out George plays both sides and gives Daiji the belt earlier on because sure, why not. It also turns out that Daiji had Hiromi's ID card, probably stole the VStamps, and... damn Hiromi can't get a break, can he?

Back at the Shiawase Yu, Ikki still has no idea about Daiji being the Evil bit and is concerned about the new Rider and what to do with him. But trying to have a heart-to-heart with Vice doesn't work. All Vice wants is his Ramune candy. So a bet is placed, and if Vice can guess what hand the candy is in, he gets it.

Ikki is a dirty cheater.

Meanwhile, back at the Shiawase Yu Deadman Report Desk, a woman comes asking if Ikki could get a JD and pass the Bar because she needs legal help dealing with a Deadman issue. Turns out her brother was hit by a driver and despite being suddenly paralyzed, the driver was deemed innocent because there is no such thing as justice in this world. Either way, Ikki takes the case.

Via a third party, named Buu-san, they find out a few things for their client. Like how the lawyer, Kudou, was actually shit up until a few weeks ago, and everyone he goes against seems to either disappear or enter the hospital with Mom. This smells like Deadman.

Don't ask how he got that information. It would be best if you don't know.

But they also need info from the actual office, and that's where Virtual Assistant Vice comes in. Formally introducing himself to the family and managing to not mention how he wants to eat the mom.

At Kudou's office, while Ikki is trying to get proof that he and the Deadman are involved, and getting stonewalled, Vice is floating around taking pictures. They can go now. They have the evidence.

Back at FENIX, all but one person can't believe that Daiji would betray them like Tachibana-san that. The only person who can is George. Because he gave him the belt. He's running an experiment, leave it alone.

Then we get a nice flashback to a completely, as the day he was born naked shot of George, holding his... chicken. Toei knows what they're doing. Gotta keep the moms involved.

Later that night, it's Dinner Time! And Sakura is the cook tonight. Turns out Sakura and this writer have something in common: A love of absently spicy food. And this curry kills the Ikki and father. However, turns out Daiji can suddenly handle spicy food like it's no big deal.

The next day is the trial day, and the court has reached a verdict. But before that could be read, Ikki bursts into the courthouse like this is a Ph****x Wr**ht game with new evidence. Video of the intimidation and the stamp are entered into court. In anger, the VStamp is activated, and out comes a Kangaroo. Like the courts. The Kangaroo is dealt with easily but turns out the lawyer slipped the Stamp to someone else. Damn. After Vice reminds him of the whole dirty lying thing with the Ramune candy, they figure who now has the stamp.

That dirty Judge needs to work on his punching.

And after asking the Kudou why can't he do things the right way if he's smart enough to become a lawyer, he's told that hard work doesn't always work. True...

Elsewhere, Sakura is helping a new Karate student in the class and he looks really familiar. And The Squid is also bringing in a new person into the Deadman family and.... damn it Daiji, don't roll around in Hot Topic stuff.

Zenkaiger, No. 30-kai! Is the Machine Next Door Persimmon-Eating Destruction?!: The Persimmon World wants the whole world to know that they are coming, and even hit a ceremonial bell to commemorate the event. Too bad that bell burst the eardrum of everyone in a 100-mile radius. Including the ears of our friends the Zenkaigers.

But before any fight could happen in front of the temple gates, a new Sentai pops up. This Sentai's mission: Protect the Worlds. This Sentai's name: Kaki Power Hakaizer who is totally not Kaito's missing dad.

Not our world, though. We're the ones beating up those poor worlds of Tojitendo Kikaitopia.

And the fight commences! And is over. Turns out, Hakaizer has a spiffy gun that has the heads of previous Sentai on them and sends out in whatever group he so chooses. He was feeling a little feisty so he sent out a few Yellow Sentai to deal with them. And as the Zenkaigers were beaten by their predecessors, the Persimmon World hit the bell again to both hurt people's eardrums again, and signal the end of the fight.

Back at Colorful, Secchan is almost sure that the Kikaitopia World has committed IP theft. Back at Tojitendo, Ijirude is showing off his latest and greatest invention in Hakaizer. Right in front of his previous latest and greatest invention Stacey. Stacey doesn't care. Stacey just wants his ice cream and he does not see it anywhere in this area.

Once again, back at Colorful, man, is anyone else getting kinda thirsty? A nice cool glass of water sounds good right now. Also, it turns out that Tojitendo did indeed, commit IP theft and took the plans for Hakaizer, Zenkaiger weapons, and proto-Zenkaiger from Kaito's dad. So, Tojitendo (Ijirude, specifically) stole from Kaito's parents, and Tojitendo was robbed by the Twokaizer group. It's like a snake eating its own tail.

Really, does anyone have something to drink? I mean, Yatsune is drinking straight from a kettle. Vox is drinking everything in the ship, and suddenly there's a liquid shortage. Turns out hearing that bell makes you really thirsty.

And also, the world wasn't just the Persimmon World. But the Dried Persimmon world. And much like how this world is a dried husk of a fruit, everyone is now on the brink of becoming human jerky.

The Zenkaiger group finds them, but man, does anyone have anything to drink? Even an ice cube would do. And shortly after transforming, the Zenkaiger group was untransformed due to dehydration. Luckily, it seems Flint and Vox set up a table full of glorious water as a rehydration station for the fight. I'm surprised Vox didn't drink it all on the ship. This brings up a tag team match where a group would fight while another would rehydrate and vice versa.

And this pattern of fight and hydrate seems to work, and the two groups start to get the upper hand on the Dried Permission world. At least, until Hakaizer shows up again and decides, "Blue is like water, so Blue Sentai it is!" and lets out some of the Blue Sentai to fight. Kaito decides to fight Hakaizer while the others deal with... well, the others. Because he is the rightful heir of the head cannon. And manages to wrestle it away from dad Hakaizer. After finally grabbing the cannon, Kaito sends out the Zenkaiger head to the Dried Persimmon to defeat it. And suddenly everyone's thirst is gone.

And after the Dried Persimmon grows to mecha size, he was beaten once again. At least he had all those flower arrangements set for his funeral.

Hakaizer wants another go, but he's off the clock and there's no overtime. Rules, amirite? Even if he lost the cannon, at least he's fine?

Back at Colorful, they're just happy they got the cannon back. They will also be contacting a lawyer to deal with the IP theft.

Zenkaiger, No. 31-kai! Full Combination! New Release!: With the Zenkai Cannon back with the people who have the actual patient for it, Secchan starts looking into the blueprints and hidden power that Kaito's parents probably hid in it.

Then the Milk World shows. Where was this world last week?? In any case, this world is spraying everything with a nice coating of vitamin-rich milk. And with a bodyguard in Hakaizer who has vowed to protect the world of dairy. Kaito isn't happy that something his parents developed was doing evil things. But Hakaizer basically did the child-friendly version of "whatever, fight me bitch." or something and starts blasting. This allows for Milk World to leave, letting Dairy triumph again.

Back at Tojitendo, Bokkowaus isn't all that happy that a powerful toy was already stolen in the schoolyard. But Ijirude is insisting that that toy was so last week and a fresh new toy is coming up.

Meanwhile, someone took the term "Paint the town red" quite literally. But all they had was this white paint, so I guess that'll have to do, and promptly starts painting everything white, from Tokyo Tower to the street lights. How are we supposed to know when we can drive now? They also managed to find a way to paint data white too.

Man, this Dairy World is pretty flexible. At least Hakaizer is enjoying the show of The Whitening (TM). They're sure to win this time. However, on his way to find some ice cream probably, Stacey tells him not to get complacent since the Zenkaiger group are masters of pulling wins out of their collective robotic asses. Hakaizer is of course, confident that won't happen again.

A lot of people seem to think that.

Suddenly, Vox comes down from the sky as he is prone to doing, and said in no uncertain terms, "fight me bitch". Hakaizer vs Twokaizer, with Stacey color commentating. Now on PPV, for 59.99.

Back at Colorful, turns out all that white milk is erasing more than just the computer data that the Zenkaigers have. It's erasing the very existence of Secchan's data as well! I guess a hard reboot doesn't work?

Also, I'm sure Flint could fix Secchan. Just putting that out there. Look she even came to tell Kaito and Kompany that the Milk World is out and about. Perfect timing.

Elsewhere, the PPV is in full swing, but Milk World is sure Hakaizer will leave it to help them.

Any minute now.

Fine, they'll summon grunts. Some bodyguard. Too bad he gets hit with the cannon. Then he gets hit with the Full Power Zenkai Finale Buster. Being Milk World is Suffering (TM). But now everything is returning to normal, including Secchan. Thanks, Hakaizer.

After noticing that everything is regaining its healthy colors again, Hakaizer dips. He knows he goofed. Especially since Dai Milk World has popped up. The group promptly enters into their respective JuraGaon and VrooMagine forms. And it turns out that the cannon can become a jet that Kaito can ride. Huh. But with the Jet, they were all able to defeat the Dai Milk Mecha.

Only for Ijirude to release his latest and greatest invention, Kudaitests 2.0. But Secchan is nothing but persistent with data retrieval and has the Zenkaiger group do a full group combination. Enter, Secchan's latest and greatest bit of information from Kaito's parents: The Zenryoku ZenkaiOh!

This new form allows the Zenkaiger group to pull from all the previous large mechas before it much like the cannon, along with their own power. And with that new power, they beat Ijirude's latest and greatest creation.

Back at Colorful, there's a celebration being had with all the best food, and it's all in Secchan's honor. Secchan being the merciful and gracious bird they are insists it's because everyone was able to finally team up as one. Honor for everyone except for that one character from that one American cartoon from the orange network you're now thinking of.

And finally, on the Pirate Ship, Vox has a feeling about Hakaizer. It's either IP theft for his fighting style, or he's going to have to explain to his boyfriend Kaito that he was beating up his dad. Not sure which.

#depression is a hell of a thing #precure #pretty cure #tropical rouge precure #tropical rouge pretty cure #kamen rider #kamen rider revice #kikai sentai zenkaiger #zenkaiger #shitposting is my fitness.

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scaramxccia · 3 years ago

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Dosodo but it's funny to put you through the mental anguish of choosing what to do.

I'm gonna kill of ayaka marry kaeya becquse TITTIES. same reason for yae tbh

Hmmmm oh how about razor Bennet venti diluc?

y'all really like to HURT ME HUH </3 /lh

titties warm and soft.....

YOU GAVE ME FOUR ZKDKZK im killing venti sorry dude ily but the kids and the hubby

marrying diluc and hugging / adopting the other two bc they're a package deal <3

OKAY SO. diluc, jean and eula

ALSO THIS IS THE LAST ROUND you don't have to send characters back, just your picks <3

#{♾️} anon!

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winryofresembool · 5 years ago

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Edwin Fic: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

A/N: This is my fic for the final day of @edwinholidayweek! Yes, I totally got the idea from the song that I used as the title. I just found it a funny idea that the twins would see Winry kissing Ed as a Santa and this fic started expanding from there. And in case someone’s still wondering, I HC Edwin having 6 kids: Alan, Emma, Elena, Arthur and the twins Erika and Henry, who will be the “heroes” of this story. Pls enjoy and let me know what you think! Ps. In Finland it’s usual that Santa actually stays in the house for a bit so I’m going with my own experiences here.

Words: 1100ish

Genre: maybe a bit fluffy, general silliness

Warnings: none

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”Ho, ho, ho! Have you kids been nice?”

“Santa!” The 5-year-old Rockbell-Elric twins exclaimed in unison when they saw who arrived and raced to give him a hug.

“Yes, we’ve been very nice!” Erika gave the white bearded man a bright smile, patting her eyelids a couple of times.

“So nice you can’t even believe!” Henry accompanied his twin sister, trying to look as innocent as possible.

“Hmmmm? That’s good then!” Smirking, Santa Claus added: “Although, my elves have reported that sometimes you little rasc… um, sweeties, have caused some trouble for your parents, but maybe they have made some kind of mistake there. Mum, what do you say?” He turned his attention to Winry, who had just arrived to greet the guest.

“Well…” she gave the old man a significant smile. “Whatever small naughty things they have done, my husband has been good at dealing with it, and they rarely repeat the same mistake. They are just enthusiastic kids, that’s all.”

“Oh,” Santa couldn’t help but return to the ‘husband’ topic. “Sounds like your husband is a great person. But where is he? I was looking forward to meeting him!” He turned his head left and right as if trying to spot the man in question.

“Well, he can be a bit absent minded sometimes, so he forgot to get the dessert for our Christmas dinner… He’s out picking it now. That is, if he can find any on a holiday.” Winry rolled her eyes.

“Alright then! Well, I suppose we are gonna have to start giving out the presents without him because I’m a busy man!” Santa said and started lifting his heavy sack.

“Yes, let’s do that. The rest of the kids are already waiting in the living room.” Winry noted and swore she could see the Santa winking at her once before following the twins inside the house.

…

When the oldest Rockbell-Elric kids, Emma and Alan, saw the Santa, they both snorted a bit for a reason the twins couldn’t understand, but quickly wiped the smiles from their faces and sat down to wait for the gifts. The two middle kids, Elena and Arthur, didn’t show any signs that there was anything weird about the Santa, so soon the twins forgot about their older siblings’ weird reactions, instead focusing on the pile of gifts that was waiting in the huge bag. Winry got the honor of helping Santa to read the names in the packages and soon enough all the gifts had found their respective owners. The twins’ pile might have been slightly bigger than the others’, but no one really cared as long as the two were happy. Last year Henry hadn’t gotten the exact toy he had wished for, throwing a tantrum that had lasted for several hours, and no one wanted a repeat of that.

Before the Santa left, the kids sang him a familiar Christmas song (the twins messing up the lyrics constantly, while Arthur was the only one who really tried) and then wanted to take some pictures with him. Once the photos with the kids had been taken, Santa seemed to be eager to get one with Winry as well. At first Winry was a bit reluctant, but after some coaxing from both the old man and the kids, she finally sat on his lap.

“Santa is a married man, but still, it’s an honor to get to take a picture with a lady this pretty!” he exclaimed and made the older kids giggle. The twins were a bit confused again, they didn’t understand why Santa was acting so comfortable with Winry when dad wasn’t around, yet she didn’t seem to mind. But then the old man announced it was his time to leave, and Erika and Henry forgot about the weird behavior because it meant they were finally allowed to open the presents.

Despite having the most gifts, the twins were naturally the fastest to open them. Erika’s favorite present was a brand new football while Henry seemed to be excited about a picture book about Amestris’ history. They also got a lot of chocolate, which however made them thirsty, so they decided to go to get some water from the kitchen. They thought they’d find their mother there preparing the Christmas dinner, but little did they know she also had a guest there. When they noticed the familiar red clothed man near their mother, they stopped on their tracks to see what was going on.

“- c’mon, later!” Winry tried to shoo the man farther from her. “The kids are gonna start whining about the dinner soon. Please, get rid of that costume now.”

“Not before Santa gets a kiss!” the man demanded.

“I, ugh… Fine, if you go after that.” Winry finally gave in, and turned that she could give Santa a kiss – straight on the lips.

“MUM!” The twins had seen enough. They were glaring at the two adults and pointed at their mother accusingly. Winry quickly withdrew from Santa’s arms, slightly shocked to see the twins had been there all this time.

“Wha… I didn’t realize you guys were…”

“Why did you kiss HIM? What about DAD?” They yelled in unison.

“I can explain…” Santa tried to come between the kids and their mother.

“Don’t say anything! You were just as bad!” Henry growled. “Who are you anyway? There’s no way a real Santa would kiss our mum!”

Erika jumped forward before anyone could stop her and reached for Santa’s beard. It fell off. “See, Henry, it was a fake!” Then she looked at the face that was more visible now that the beard was away. She realized she recognized that jaw. “DAD?!”

“Yeah, kids, it is me,” Ed sighed and took off the hat and the glasses he was wearing. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to…”

“I thought it was weird that you weren’t at our present opening,” Henry noted coolly after recovering from the initial surprise, but Erika’s lip was trembling a bit.

“So you were lying about Santa to us all this time?” she asked sadly.

“See, Winry, we shouldn’t have even tried. The kids are way too smart for that.” Ed noted. “Well, what’s done is done. Erika, Henry, we’re sorry. We promise to no longer lie to you about Santa and elves.”

“Not elves too!” Erika yelped, and the parents’ faces told them they had made a pretty big mistake.

“Oh boy,” Ed sighed in his mind. It was gonna be a long Christmas. Well, at least he got that damn kiss, he thought before running after his kids.

#edwin #edwinholidayweek #edward elric #winry rockbell #fullmetal alchemist #my fics #edxwin

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springday-aus · 5 years ago

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Enemies to Lovers!AU with Doyoung

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Group: NCT

Member: Kim Doyoung

Genre: fluff, romance

Type: Bulletpoint AU

Word Count: 1.8k

okay so Doyoung is the mom friend of the lil high school!Dreamies

he’s got these mama bear instincts whenever he’s around them

all he wants to do is protect them because the world is awful

except for Donghyuk

Doyoung thinks Donghyuk can protect himself

I’m kidding……. not really though

anyways

he’s always making sure they’re always hydrated and eating all their meals

if they weren’t, he would make sure they got their reusable bottles filled or treat them out

sometimes he’ll just make large ass portions of food and give them some

Chenle and Jisung literally exploit this down to the core

Doyoung did catch on…... and nagged them………

……… only to keep feeding them later on lol

speaking of nagging

jeSUS

Jaemin: “my ears are getting closer to bleeding because of Doyoung”

Jeno: “he lectures me more than my actual mom”

Jaemin: “………….that sounds about right”

and like the dreamies…. they make these jokes all the time, but like….

at the end of the day….. everyone knows that it’s Doyoung’s way of showing that he cares

so, where do you fit in?

well, with the mom friend, there’s the dad friend

that’s you

you’re the whole package, from the dad jokes to the barbeque skills

you care for the dreamies just as much as Doyoung

like giving them relationship advice or spending some free time with them so they get to relax from school and life stuff

since you aren’t with them as much, you even give them some money from time to time if they need it

it’s like a cute little family

but….. there’s a catch……….

despite being the mom friend and the dad friend……. y’all do NOT get along

it’s almost like y’all got a bad divorce

Renjun: “I feel like I’m being asked which of my parents I like better”

Jisung: “how are we even supposed to respond to that?”

Renjun: “I suddenly don’t speak Korean”

Jaemin: “tHAT’S NOT FAIR”

anyways

one time y’all got dinner together as a whole group and….

yIKES

let’s just say there was an argument……

in front of the kiddos……. and the restuarant…....

and it was NA S TY

like y’all were real close to throwing some hands

no one dares to bring it up to this day nor does anyone try to plan another full fam outing……

Jeno: “we’re not involved, but we’re involved”

Chenle: “hmmmm, we love tea”

anyways

even though all of nct know what’s up……

(because Doyoung doesn’t ever stop to complain about you—cue side eye from literally everyone)

it didn’t stop them from planning a whole group vacation

and I mean WHOLE group so that means...

with you

because the dreamies begged Doyoung……..

when Doyoung asked you to come, you really stretched it

You: “sorry, what was that??? you??? need??? me???”

Doyoung, with gritted teeth: do it for the kids, do it for the kids

basically, Johnny and Jaehyun have lake houses near the shore and for spring break, y’all went together

and they thought it’d be fun to have everyone there

could you imagine a space that’d fit all of these boys like……. jesus christ

anywho—lakehouse, plus ot…. (god knows how many members there are now)

let’s just say like 20 of them

so, when you and Doyoung first arrive, y’all just kind of ignored each other….

because like no one wants to get between y’all

but like, as time went by, the small things started to build-up

like Doyoung’s side comment on your outfit…..

and your comment on his food…….

oof

Lucas: “how much did I miss???”

Taeyong: “you have no clue dude”

so everyone just let it happen

however…. some of the dreamies thought of this as an opportunity

by dreamies, you know I mean Donghyuk, Chenle, and Jisung….

basically, the troublemaker line

so, you all planned to go kayaking on the lake right

obviously, Doyoung planned it because the dreamies wanted to try it and they were like

“LET’S INVITE DAD”

Doyoung: “............................. I guess”

so y’all head out and it’s fun

like y’all have actual fun as a group

even though you and Doyoung are in the same kayak…… lowkey ignoring each others presence

……….. until Donghyuk decides to come out of nowhere……

and fucking takes your ores

and with pleasure—he’s literally laughing when he sees your faces

Jisung: “WORK OUT YOUR PROBLEMS YOU ARE ADULTS”

Chenle: “DON’T BOTHER CALLING UNTIL YOU TWO ARE MARRIED AGAIN”

**cue them quickly trying to row away in order to avoid you and Doyoung’s wrath**

so what happens?

almost nothing for like 30 minutes

but then Doyoung speaks up

Doyoung: “we can just pretend we like each other until we get to shore”

You: “that’s an idea that would have been nice about 20 minutes ago”

he just loses his temper with you and explodes

Doyoung: “literally, why are you so rude to me?”

can you believe the fucking audacity???

Doyoung’s literally been so rude to you since like week one and you could not figure out why

he’s always giving you nasty looks and it rubs you the wrong way

meanwhile, Doyoung can’t understand what your deal is with him

like you’ve been shutting him out since y’all met

both of you understand that y’all are only rude to each other……. because the other person’s rude…….

right????

You: “I should be asking that—why are YOU so rude to ME??”

Doyoung: “what are you talking about? you clearly started this whole fiasco”

You: “eXCUSE ME??? you literally look down on me all the time and I don’t understand why—did I do something to offend you?”

Doyoung: “....... I just thought…….. you…. had a problem…. with me……”

You: “.... I thought you had a problem with me…..”

…... well…. things have officially become awkward

so nct did find out what the lil troublemaker line was up to and came to get y’all

but like….. it was weird….

because y’all looked embarrassed as hell about the whole situation

later that night, after everyone went to sleep

you were out on the shore, looking at the beach with a lil fire you made and a glass of beer

Doyoung comes out as well and he spots you

so he heads over to you with a glass of wine in hand and sits next to you

not super close to you, but close enough for you to notice

Doyoung: “you might want to head in, you could catch a cold”

You: “if that’s the case, why are you out here?”

Doyoung: “..... valid point”

y’all just kind of sit there in silence, looking out at the waves…. it’s nice

it’s kind of the first official time y’all are not fighting

even in the dark, you can see he’s got handsome features

with the anger subsided…… you can see he’s got a good face

it’s okay though, he’s just noticing how cute you are too

eventually, he speaks up: “I’m sorry for the way I treated you before... I just thought you were rude to me so”

you didn’t think he’d say anything about the whole misunderstanding

You: “don’t be, it was my fault too for assuming, I’m sorry too”

tsk, tsk, common miscommunication

anyways, after that moment, you two were slowly making up for the bad times on the rest of the trip

y’all are kind of in your own little bubble,

whereas, everyone’s just confused

Jaemin: “are we in an alternate universe?”

Jeno: “maybe bc one of their plans actually worked”

Chenle: “this is why you should listen to us more”

Jisung: “we come up with the best plans”

Renjun: “no”

meanwhile

Mark: “I’m confused, do they like…. not hate each other?”

Donghyuk: “Mark, can you please keep up with the program?”

this even continues when y’all get back

the dreamies like to call this “the process of re-marrying”

because lowkey y’all end up lowkey dating

eventually, y’all do go out without the dreamies and it’s….. nice bc it’s kind of an official date

first, it was all casual like lunch

or brunch bc there was a coupon date deal and Doyoung wanted to use it

then y’all moved to dinner…. and then movies….. and other dates like when the fair came to town, shopping dates, or browsing through IKEA

you swore that you needed to get a new desk chair and y’all literally left with nothing LMAO

okay but like the dreamies rights?

they def followed y’all on some of the dates

the whole hoodies, fake mustaches, holding up the menus shit

Doyoung: “should we tell them we’ve seen them since the bus stop?”

You: “nah, they’ve been following us for a while, they might as well stay to get something to eat”

Jaemin: “WE’VE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT LOOK AT HOW SLICK WE ARE”

Doyoung: *pays for their meals*

Donghyuk: “I can’t believe I got roped into this shit”

anywho

dating Doyoung feels like having a housewife

he’s constantly making sure you’re eating six meals a day

(because he read online that it’s better for your metabolism)

which is without the snack breaks

…….. which Doyoung also preps for you………

and the dreamies of course

he’s got like EVERYTHING in his bag because ANYTHING could happen

also he’s gonna do that thing where he checks to make sure you got everything

imagine him with a little satchel and you literally have everything in your clothes with deep ass pockets

Doyoung: “where’s the medicine?? where’s the tissues???”

You: “babe, I only need my keys and my wallet”

anyways

he’s always gonna give you a kiss on the cheek before you go

there’s the full parent dynamic in the works

and even though the dreamies are glad “the parents” have made up

they do that thing where they scream when y’all kiss, or show just general affection in front of them

Chenle: “JISUNG IS STILL TOO YOUNG TO SEE THIS MONSTROSITY”

Jeno: *covering Jisung’s eyes* “you’re the role models here, what type of example are you setting for us”

Renjun: “happy for you, but ew”

Doyoung: “I want new kids”

anyways lots of warm hugs from Doyoung

like full-on hugs—he doesn’t give half-ass hugs

(unless it’s to Donghyuk……… joking)

that also means cuddling sessions for days

You: “I need to pee”

Doyoung: “................ just two more minutes”

the mom in him is like super supportive

like I’m talking ALL the banners and the pompoms

also cheers with your name

god he’s so embarrassing but you love him

bro I’ll bet good money that he gonna start nagging you too

but you know he means well

cause even though he’s telling you to stop playing in the rain with the dreamies, nagging you about your procrastination on your work, or complaining about the messes you make

you best believe that he’s gonna make you soup when you get sick, help you with your work, and help you clean up

Doyoung: *telling you about how you need to dry your hair immediately after to prevent colds and headaches from occurring*

also as he’s nagging, he’s got a towel and a hairdryer in his hands

You: **heart eyes** “I love you”

Doyoung: “you better, I’m not working this hard for you to die early”

You: “jusT LOVE ME BACK”

Doyoung: “so needy, I love you too idiot”

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symbioteburnout · 5 years ago

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“ What does a woman have to do to get some mutton around here? ” (murder-popsicle)

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@murder-popsicle @noworldnomad (because these two are a packaged deal!)

“Hmmmm.” Andi looked at her screen, then back to Bucky and the others at the table. “Since you spent the last of your copper and silver pieces on that big-ass sword, you’ve only really got two options here.”

“One, you can try and threaten the Ogre Bar-maid, in which case you’ll need to make an intimidation check, with disadvantage, because this lady is at least twice your size and could probably use you like a tooth-pick. Or you can try and charm some extra mutton out of her with a persuasion check, also with disadvantage, clearly this ogre has dealt with some pushy clientele before.”

“Or maybe one of your two party members.” She looked at Rikki and Natasha. “Might be nice enough to shell out some copper and buy you an extra leg of mutton?”

“How do you want to do this?”

#imagining them playing some D&D xD #Anonymous

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flipomatic · 6 years ago

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Fatigue

Summary: “Oh.” Was what came out of her mouth. “I’d better get going then, can’t be late for work!” Lisa stood, and the world wobbled. She inhaled sharply, but seeing Yukina’s eyebrows shoot up she forced herself to exhale slowly. One more breath and everything was fine. “See you later Yukina!”

Author Note: I reworked this concept so many times to try and get it in character. I hope I succeeded.

Word Count: 2600

Lisa deposited her bass in its case, taking a seat next to it to catch her breath. Band practice hadn’t been any longer than usual, but she felt oddly tired. Today’s rehearsal was certainly not her strongest showing, but Lisa planned to practice at home that evening to make up for it. The music had been hard to read today, quarter notes dancing with the rests in a mesmerizing way. Lisa still had other things to do after rehearsal, but she needed a short rest before continuing.

That morning, Lisa went in early to school to help set up for dance practice. One of the students who usually did it was out of town and asked Lisa to help while she was gone, which she was happy to do. It required her to be out of the house by 6:30, which meant she needed to wake by 5:30 at the latest. Lisa had been aiding in this task for the last week now, but it really wasn’t a big deal. She was able to complete it and only had to stop and yawn a couple times.

Her school day had been normal, for the most part. Yukina needed help with English, so Lisa spent time during lunch tutoring her. Her vocabulary was slightly improved, but Lisa knew that it would still take some more effort before Yukina could do it properly.

After school Roselia had band practice. Yukina and Lisa walked there together, and though they walked a little slower than usual they still arrived with plenty of time to spare.

Practice had been, well, rough. It was hard to focus on reading the music and playing at the same time. She’d been slipping lately, not just today. For the last week or so maybe things had been rough.

After rehearsal she needed to buy some food, since in about an hour Lisa needed to be at the convenience store where she worked. Extra shifts, on top of her normal ones, would help her make a few extra dollars. Her bass strings were starting to get worn out and replacing them with a good set would be expensive. She’d been working almost every other evening for the last few weeks. The shift was from 8:00-12:00, so she’d be done at midnight. Moca was schedule to work that evening too, so at least the shift would be interesting.

After work, the last task for the day would be walking home and putting in that extra practice time. There was one part in R she wanted to target, since she just couldn’t get it right during rehearsal. Maybe slowing it down and playing with a metronome would help.

“Lisa.” Yukina’s voice called out, drawing Lisa from her musing. She brought her eyes up, wondering when Yukina got so close. The other teen’s lips were quirked down, one hand lifted slightly towards Lisa. “Are you okay?”

Ah, Yukina must’ve been disappointed with her performance during practice. “I’m fine!” It almost hurt for Lisa to paste on her usual smile. “I’ll perform better tomorrow for sure!”

“That’s not what I mean.” Yukina shook her head once, eyebrows furrowing slightly. “You’ve been sitting there for ten minutes.” She said, but that couldn’t be right Lisa had just sat down a moment ago.

“Oh.” Was what came out of her mouth. “I’d better get going then, can’t be late for work!” Lisa stood, and the world wobbled. She inhaled sharply, but seeing Yukina’s eyebrows shoot up she forced herself to exhale slowly. One more breath and everything was fine. “See you later Yukina!” She scooped up her bass and school bag, heading towards the door.

“Okay.” Yukina said slowly and quietly, almost too soft for Lisa to hear even if her ears had been in tip top condition that day. She didn’t have time to turn back and ask what was wrong though; she still needed to eat before work after all.

Some food would also help fight off the heaviness in her eyes and weight in her feet.

The counter was a good height for leaning, Lisa decided. She could lean against it a little when there wasn’t a customer, which provided a small amount of respite. Most of the time there were customers though, so it wasn’t as useful as it seemed.

“Lisa-san, Lisa-saaaan.” Moca drawled from Lisa’s left. “Earth to Lisa-saaaaaan.” They both wore their usual work aprons.

Lisa turned her head, unable to read the expression on Moca’s face. “Yes Moca?” She fought back a yawn.

“Did you hear what I just said?” Moca was committed to the full lean, one elbow firmly on the counter.

No, Lisa hadn’t realized that Moca was talking to her before. “Sorry!” She apologized. “I’m a bit tired today.”

“Hmmmm.” Moca tilted her head, eyes narrowing. “The genius Moca-chan graces you with her stories, and this is how you repay her?” It sounded like a joke, which with Moca it usually was, but it was hard for Lisa to tell at that moment.

“I’m listening now, if you’d like to tell it again.” Lisa didn’t have the spare energy to joke around with Moca today.

A grin crept onto Moca’s face. “Nah.” She said in a lilting tone. “But if you restock the napkins, that would be a huuuuge step towards making up for it.” Lisa looked over to check if the napkins actually needed filling and, oh yeah, they were out. When had that happened? She couldn’t remember if there were even any there when the shift started.

“Okay.” Lisa conceded, leaving the comfort of counter leaning to look for more napkins. They kept additional paper goods in the closet near the bathroom, so that was the best place to check. It was locked so that customers couldn’t open it, which meant that Lisa needed the key. All of the building keys were kept together in the cash drawer, so the first step to replacing napkins was to find the right key.

The keys were labeled, so it shouldn’t have been that difficult. Why then, Lisa wondered, was she having so much trouble finding the one that said ‘supply closet’. She turned over all the keys multiple times, looking for the right one. Right when Lisa was about to give up and go look for it elsewhere, a hand popped into her field of vision.

“This one.” Moca’s voice was way too close considering she’d been leaning on the counter when Lisa turned away from her. “Here you go~.” The key felt heavy as Moca dropped it in Lisa’s palm, retreating back to her station once the deed was done.

Lisa turned it over in her hand, blinking at the words ‘supply closet’ clearly written on one end. It had been right there, but her eyes kept skipping over it. She had just, missed it, somehow.

Whatever, Moca had found it so it was fine. She was fine.

Step two was finding the napkins in the closet. Lisa was able to approach and open the door without incident. She looked inside and, where in here did they keep the napkins again? She combed the shelves one by one, making sure to stop on each item and not repeat the incident with the key.

It took a few minutes, but Lisa did spot the napkins. She grabbed one package of them, which would be plenty to fill the container.

Once she reached the container, all she had to do was open the back, remove the weighted part that held the napkins in place, and load the new napkins in.

Putting the napkins in straight was proving difficult though. Her hand eye coordination was usually pretty good, considering that she danced and played the bass guitar. For some reason these napkins just wouldn’t go in, perhaps the shaking of her hands… oh.

Lisa took half a step back, taking a deep breath and closing her eyes for a moment. She was fine, she could make it through this shift. She opened her eyes, hands steadied, and resumed the task. When she finished piling the napkins in it wasn’t perfect, but it was done. She just had to put the lid… back on… uh oh the lid was gone.

She looked around frantically, eyes landing on her coworker Moca. The younger teen stood behind the counter, spinning the napkin container lid on one finger with one eyebrow raised. How did she get that, Lisa wondered.

“Moca?” Lisa tried to keep her tone light as she approached. “Can I have that back please?” She forced a smile onto her face.

“No.” Moca stopped spinning the lid. “In fact, as your supervisor, Moca-chan is sending you home.” She said bluntly, far more firmly than she usually spoke.

“Excuse me?” Lisa stopped in front of the counter, extremely confused by the other girls’ statements. “You can’t send me home.”

“Moca-chan can, you know why?” Moca’s eyebrows furrowed. “You just spent thirty minutes filling the napkins.”

Thirty minutes? It couldn’t have been more than ten. “No way.” It was not possible for it to take that long.

Moca held up her phone. “I timed it.” Indeed, the timer on Moca’s phone read 32:07. “Go home and get some sleep, Moca-chan can take care of things here.” Moca stuck her phone back in her pocket as she spoke, freezing after she finished the motion. “Actually, if you walk home alone like this you might die.” She held out one hand. “Gimme your phone.”

Still too stunned by how slow her own actions were, Lisa acquiesced the device. Moca unlocked it, which was odd since she shouldn’t know Lisa’s password, and started fiddling with it before putting it up to her ear.

After a thirty second pause, she spoke into the phone. “Minato-san.” Oh, she must’ve called Yukina. Lisa thought maybe she should try to stop whatever was happening right now, but it was already too late.

“I didn’t steal it~.” Moca said in a teasing tone. She listened for a moment. “You noticed too then? Good, come pick her up.” With those words, Moca hung up the phone and placed it on the counter.

“You didn’t.” Lisa said, picking up her phone and stowing it away.

“I did. Minato-san will be here soon.” Moca was frowning. “Go clock out, Moca-chan can handle the rest.” She flashed an okay sign with one hand.

“I…” Lisa opened her mouth to apologize, but stopped midway through. “Thanks.”

Moca actually smiled at that, reaching her eyes instead of stopping like the smirk. “What are friends for?” She leaned back down on the counter with the other elbow this time, resting her face against one palm as if to hide it.

Lisa went to clock out, taking extra care to punch in the right row. She left the store via the back entrance, taking a seat on a bench behind the building. The bench was installed so the employees could have smoke breaks, but they were mostly minors so it ended up as more of a hangout before work kind of place. A lamp post lit the area around it, staving off the dark of early evening. Lisa leaned forward, head in her hands and eyes shut. Just for a moment.

“Lisa.” It felt like only a minute had passed, but if Lisa had learned anything that day it was that she couldn’t trust her own perception of time passing. Yukina’s voice, usually so composed, sounded rough as if she was breathing heavily. Lisa opened her eyes and looked up. Yukina still wore her school uniform from earlier, the frown was even more pronounced, and her cheeks were flushed as if she had… run there…

“Hey Yukina.” Lisa moved as if to stand, but Yukina stopped her with an open palm, taking the open spot to her right, the outside of their skirts barely an inch from touching. “Sorry about all of this.”

Yukina’s gold eyes glinted in the dim light, the color slowly fading from her cheeks. “It’s ok.” She said much more calmly than before. “How are you feeling?”

Lisa raised her arms up in a feigned stretch. “I’m fine, Moca’s just overreacting.” She resisted the urge to rub her eyes. “Ready to get going?”

“Not yet.” Yukina was breathing evenly now, completely recovered. Her eyes were locked onto Lisa’s. “Tell me the truth.”

The truth? What was the truth? That Lisa had been running herself ragged from dawn until dusk for the last two weeks? That she hadn’t slept more than 4 hours a night in the same amount of time? That it took her thirty whole minutes to restock one set of napkins? That she really wanted to play well and help people out but it apparently was slowing her perception of time to an incomprehensible level?

“You know.” Yukina’s voice snapped her out of her thoughts, her eyes still intense. “I rely on you, a lot of people do.” Her expression softened. “You can rely on me too.”

Lisa’s heart pounded in her chest and she had to resist the tears welling up in the corner of her eyes. She hadn’t thought about it that way. “I’m really tired, Yukina.” A single tear escaped, and Lisa quickly rubbed it away. “I still need to practice the bass tonight, and I didn’t even finish my shift. Moca is in there now all alone because I couldn’t do it.” Lisa sniffled, faced with too many tears to just wipe them.

“She can handle it.” Yukina scooted a little closer, but still not close enough to touch. “She seems competent enough, most of the time.”

Lisa chuckled at that. “I suppose you’re right.” She managed to smile through the tears.

“What else is bothering you?” Yukina asked, finally pressing her leg up against Lisa’s.

A sigh escaped from Lisa’s lips. “Without the money from this shift I’ll be short for the bass strings.” She would need to pick up another shift to make up for only working part of this one.

“Your sound has been suffering from the string quality.” Yukina mused, one hand on her chin. “I don’t have any equipment costs, so I can help cover the new strings.” She nodded firmly, causing a fresh set of tears to well up in Lisa’s eyes.

“Really?” She wrapped her arms around Yukina’s shoulders, pulling her into a sideways hug. “Thank you so much!”

“You’re welcome, it’s in the bands best interest.” Yukina pat her on the back lightly before Lisa released her.

Ah yes, it was for the band. “They will definitely improve my sound!”

“And.” Yukina shifted oddly, bringing her hands together. “You’ll have more time to rest too without the extra shifts.”

“It’ll be good for getting more practice in.” Lisa mused out loud, wondering which shifts she could drop now for practice time.

“That’s not what I mean.” Yukina paused, face scrunching up in thought. “I was worried today. About your health, not your playing.”

Oh. “Yukina…” Lisa was at a loss for words.

“The band is important but.” The flush that was long gone from Yukina’s face crept back onto it. “Not at the expense of your health. You should rest.” Yukina cleared her throat and popped out of her seat at what seemed to be a godly speed, though that could’ve been the sleep deprivation talking. “Come on, let’s get you home.”

She reached out with one hand and Lisa took it, rising to her feet.

She didn’t let go of that hand as they walked into the night under the pale light of streetlamps.

Even though Lisa was still exhausted, even as time warped around her, the feeling of Yukina’s fingers intertwined in her own grounded her. She didn’t want to miss a single moment as Yukina guided her home.

#yukilisa #bang dream #bandori #bandori fanfiction #imai lisa #minato yukina #flip writes #fanfiction #bang dream fanfiction #i redid the outline for this so many times #and I put off writing it for so long #hope you enjoy it

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Renegades: The Party

Assassin’s Creed: Renegades - The Party (Chapter Five)

Renegades Masterpost

Since their arrival in Piraeus - the port just to the south of Athens - the trio of Assassins have spent their time lounging around on the top deck. Although Kyra, Lisa, and Alexios spent most of their time sunbathing, Kassandra did do some work, until the hot sun made it unbearable to do anything, least of all work on the bikes. With Barnabas below deck getting some shuteye, the group are left to their own devices on the top.

“Your tan’s coming along nicely, Lisa,” Krya chuckles, pointedly staring at the pinkish sections of burnt skin along Lisa’s arms. “Shh you, I forgot to pack sun cream,” the reply comes from the shadows of the doorway, where Lisa lingers with a tube of aloe-vera.

After scrabbling around for an umbrella for poor Lisa, the Greek trio allow themselves to be introduced to the wonders of Uno - which, to Lisa’s surprise, they have never heard of.

“You guys are in for a treat,” she winks, dealing out the cards in quick succession.

The first round passes without much incident, with Lisa throwing in only the ‘friendly’ cards. Its when Barnabas joins them - with a plate of grilled aubergine and meat for them to share - that things get nasty. Explaining how to use the new cards, Lisa introduces them all to the glory of pick-up-two and pick-up-four cards. With a smirk of satisfaction on her face, Lisa sits back and watches as the assassins’ composures crumble around her.

“What do you mean pick up four? I’m your girlfriend Kass!” Kyra mewles, throwing down her cards in rage not two seconds after excitedly yelling ‘UNO’.

To make matters worse, Lisa is able to return Alexios’ smug grin when he places down his take two card - by placing another three take-twos of her own which she grabbed from the pile.

By the end of the game, Barnabas is the one to win - even though he doesn’t realise it at first: “Oh, I’m out then,” he mutters, sadly playing his empty hands to show the others. “No that means you won!” Alexios explains, clapping the aged captain on the back, who now grins excitedly. “Really?” he laughs, “Barnabas lives to fight another day! We must play this more often!”

The others agree profusely, showering Lisa in thanks for introducing them to the game, and vowing to play another round tomorrow. Eventually, Alexios slips off the boat, muttering something about needing to go shopping, leaving the girls alone once more - as Barnabas has gone to check the yacht’s engines.

Rubbing aloe-vera onto a particularly sore patch of sunburn, Lisa lounges on the deckchair set out for her, a limp sigh escaping her as a soft breeze drifts in across the still harbour. Seagulls soar overhead, their everlasting cries like the peals of bells to her ears as she reclines, already drifting off to sleep. Unfortunately, her bliss is interrupted by her own thoughts - of the party she is to attend tonight with Alexios.

An excited shiver pulses through her, tonight will be her first ever time working undercover - and if that isn’t enough experience to promote her to mentor status, she doesn’t know what is. After settling herself down again, her half slumber is stopped - again - by the sensation of something cool pressing against her leg.

“You’ll burn to a crisp out here like that,” Alexios hums, pressing the can of lemonade into her outstretched hands. “Oh, cheers,” she thanks, taking a swig of the sweet liquid, hmmmm, it’s icy, fresh from the fridge - just how she likes it.

Using the movements of adjusting the overhead sun umbrella to guise his actions, Alexios leans in close to Lisa. “Tonight, the only way I can get you in is if you’re my date,” he whispers, so only she may hear him, “To them, you know nothing of Assassins or Templars, and you must only call me Deimos,” “Okay,” she nods, “If you’re Deimos, am I Phobos?” “No, don’t joke,” he mutters, frowning at her, “I will introduce you as Agape for now, no one uses their real names at these meetings,”

Taking another sip of her lemonade, Lisa nods again. Ah, a secret spy name for her secret spy mission - this is going to be fun. After finishing off her drink, Lisa excuses herself under the pretence of taking a nap, and heads to her cabin. Waiting for her, on the bed, lies a bank shopping bag.

For a second her blood runs cold, until she realises it must be a gift from Alexios - for tonight. With the widest grin on her face, she plops down on the bed and gently lifts the contents of the package out and onto her lap. Peeling away the protective tissue paper, Lisa nearly screams with delight as she unfolds the fashionable jumpsuit. With the item held in front of her, Lisa stokes down the thin, loose black material, pausing only when she reaches the belt at the middle.

The buckle is of a pale bronze colour, the tree design on it matching the pendant on that damned necklace of hers. Oh for fuck’s sake.

Glaring into the bag, Lisa pulls out the little not at the bottom, reading the contents on it.

I saw this before and thought it would suit you, it will go well with that nice necklace of yours I think, - Deimos.

Shrugging, Lisa realises that Alexios doesn’t mean anything by it...after all he doesn’t know exactly what that necklace and Yggdrasil mean to her, it’s hardy his fault. With the promise of showering later, Lisa folds up her clothes for tonight neatly, and curls up on her bed, all too ready for the soothing claim of sleep. --

Shivering under the patter of water, Lisa uses the shower’s coldest setting to wake herself up again. Damn that was a good nap, especially if those creases in her arm are anything to go by.

Eventually, the iced water does her no good, and she turns it back to warm to lather up her hair and body. With a towel wrapped around her body, she sits on her bed, hairdryer blasting away at her hair until it’s golden, silken locks are dry and shiny. Making sure every part of her is dry, she shimmies into the jumpsuit, frowning a little at the lowness of its V neckline - it’s down near her damn belly button, but at least the red welts of her previous sunburn have faded somewhat, enough so they are barely visible. With her face painted with minimal makeup, she has just finished tying her hair in an up do when Alexios - Deimos - peeks around the door.

“You nearly ready?” he asks, slipping into the room, and looking at her through the mirror. He approaches slowly, confusing Lisa until she spots where he’s heading for, and opens the green velvet box on her bedside table. “May I?” he asks, taking the necklace from its box, “Do you like your gift?” “It’s lovely, thank you,” she replies, allowing him to clasp the delicate chain around the back of her neck.

The pendant bounces off her skin, coming to a rest in the exposed valley between her breasts. Alexios can’t help but look at it for a moment, before he pauses to adjust his own suit.

“We’d better get going then,” he announces, offering Lisa his arm.

They’ve barely made it two steps down the corridor when Kassandra appears out of nowhere, hands on her hips. Swallowing down the lump in her throat, Lisa looks to Alexios, who smoothly smiles at his half sister.

“And where might you two be off at this late hour, all dressed up?” she asks, blocking the doorway to the deck. “I, unlike you Kass, have many friends around here, they invited me to a party,” Alexios explains, laughing off his sister’s concern, “Lisa here is my plus one,” Brows raised, Kassandra merely nods, “Ah, at least bring back a bottle of good wine for me,”

Once Kassandra is gone, both Alexios and Lisa breathe out a sigh of relief. That was close. Together, they move off the boat and towards the waiting car - the same sleek, black one that nearly ran her over back on Mykonos.

“Good evening, Deimos, and…?” the driver opens the door for the duo, gesturing wildly to Lisa. “This is my date for tonight, you will call her Agape,” Deimos tells him, slipping in the back seat beside you. As the driver gets in to begin their drive north, the two spies sit in silence. It is only when he gives them a concerned look through the mirror do they shuffle closer. Taking his cue, Deimos slings a casual arm over his Agape, his lips close to her ear and looking for all the world like a lover whispering dirty thoughts to his lady. Instead, he mutters a harsh; “Remember what I told you earlier, Agape,”

Pasting on a sultry smile, Lisa leans into his warmth, excited for her mission ahead.

#renegades #assassin's creed: renegades

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