#these r my two favorite shows rn and i have brain worms

[toilonto649lore]

community -> iasip parallels (in my mind at least)

jeff = dennis

troy / shirley = mac

abed = charlie

britta = dee

annie = the waitress (?)

pierce = frank

chang = cricket (???)

dean = i have no fucking idea

[dykedykegooses]

i'm askin u every single even numbered question for the lesbian ask game

at least you didnt bother with the algebra this time, for which i am thankful

Femme or butch?

i’m more femme but i try to act butch sometimes and i just end up failing hopelessly. ‘look mom i know how to put air in a tire!!’ ‘peyton thats like… not even right’ or ‘oh SHIT look at that blitz!! that was cool’ ‘peyton that was a sack’ ‘oh’

Do you have a “type”? If so, describe it

not really, mostly just like… humor. if u funny we click

Plaid button-ups or leather jackets?

why not both?

no but seriously plaid tbh

Describe your style

um yes

converse, (ripped? sometimes) jeans, and whatever top i feel is appropriate for the Big Aesthetic today

Describe your aesthetic

yes

ive tried going more punk but its just kinda , not worked

my physical aesthetic is very adultolescent. i got chub and look like a freshman but ive been told i pass as a college senior so like

my Big Mood aesthetic is yes

Favorite article of clothing?

either my converse or my “”combat boots”” (theyre not and it makes me sound like an edgelord just saying that) (can you tell im gay)

OH WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY JEAN JACKET its like baggy and light and ive started sewing patches from my favorite bands on it (super punk right)

Favorite pair of shoes?

^^^

oh my black strappy heels, theyre surprisingly comfortable

Current haircut?

ive got a bleached bob rn

Any haircut goals for the future?

i kinda want a pixie cut bc i cant handle long hair however long hair is so PRETTY and wow

Describe the best date you’ve been on

iiiiiiiiii dont really know. ive been on very few. i have a Perfect Date in mind, and i guess my favorite was my first date with my ex. we had gotten back from a successful science competition (HAVE I MADE IT OBVIOUS IM A NERD YET IM A BIG OL NERD) and it was like midnight by the time we got back and we were both starving so we went to taco bell and just sat there talking and laughing and i know we were pissing off the staff, but we stayed til like two in the morning and we went home and honestly we both considered it a date but we didnt like… tell each other it was a date? if that makes sense? idk honestly im triggered

Describe the worst date you’ve been on

ugh oh god i went on a tinder date and this girl like in the DMs was like ‘hey do u smoke weed’ and im like ‘lol no’ and then like we made plans to meet up at a coffee shop and she asks me AGAIN if i smoke weed and im like……………. no and shes like ‘oh right lol’ well THIS BITCH sleeps through the time we were supposed to meet, completely stands me up, and then texts me back like an hour later and was like ‘omg im sorry i overslept!!!’ and it was like….. noon but ok so we meet up after my class and we just sit there really awkwardly trying to make conversation and she asks me AGAIN if i smoke weed im like ‘honey no i dont’ and we just talked about drugs for a while and when i left because i had to gtfo she like gave me an awkward hug and like i sent a text later that night bc im courteous and im like ‘hey i had a great time today’ (i didnt) ‘lmk if you ever want to meet up again!!’ and she just. ignored me lol.

Single? Taken?

im currently in a polyamorous relationship with myself and my anxiety

If taken, talk about your girlfriend/wife!

:)

If single, what are you looking for in a potential girlfriend/wife?

someone who’s able to make me laugh and deal with my bad ideas and will let me cook for her and wants to travel the world with me

Describe your dream wedding

its small. outside. maybe in a field or in front of a lake. i dont personally want a big ballgown, just a short white dress will do. lavenders everywhere. R A I N B O W  C A K E. reception where we slow dance to all the sappy romance songs. its great.

Do you want kids?

not really, but ive considered being a foster parent. i feel like im here to do good; i don’t want to have my own biological children, and im not sure i want to have the permanent responsibility of adopting a kid, but i feel i could handle fostering once we’re financially stable and have the room to accept children into our home.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

spain, definitely. somewhere in the north. i want to have a small farm with goats and chickens and vegetables and i want to be away from this american mess.

Favorite lesbian movie?

well ysee…………. the only two explicitly lesbian movies ive seen have been ‘all about E’ and ‘blue is the warmest color’ and i didnt like either of the lmfaoooo i prefer watching lesbian television shows tbqh (or, most commonly, just rewriting all the female characters in my head to be sapphic sooooooo dont @ me)

Favorite lesbian novel/story?

i mean same as above, i dont read as much as i like to. however, i did read “georgia peaches and other forbidden fruit” and that was Really Good and i did read another that was slightly better, but i forget the name but it was about a pakistani (?) girl who was struggling to come out to her parents bc they were very traditionalist but she joins the theater and her like really elite school and the girl she had a crush on basically outs her and is a bitch about it and GOD i wish i could remember it because it was really good

Favorite lesbian song?

ummmmmmmmmmmm i just recently listened to ‘honey’ by kehlani and that was pretty good and pretty gay, but my personal favorite is ‘girls’ by beatrice eli bc holy shit what a Mood

Favorite lesbian musician?

i love mary lambert and beatrice eli.

What lesbian stereotypes do you fit into, if any?

ummmmm now that im thinking of them i cant think of any. i used to play softball and soccer? i love cats. i immediately start planning out the next five years of our lives together anytime im remotely interested in a girl?

Ever been assumed to be nothing more than a gal pal?

i mean………………. no

If a woman wanted to woo you, what would a surefire way to accomplish that?

well bake cookies w me and lets go for a walk & go out and watch the stars at night in the bed of a truck

Be positive! What do you like most about being a lesbian?

I LOVE LOVING GIRLS!!!!!! I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN!!!!!! GIRLS ARE FANTASTIC!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Are you more of a cat person or a dog person?

why not both

idk ive never had a cat but i know i lov them

Turn ons?

i.......... dont know

yes

im gay

Turn offs?

long nails youch theyre pretty to look at but i mean at what price

not having anything to talk about

putting yourself down like a lot (i went on a date w this one girl and that was all she did like the entire date like......... im sorry ? :(???)

Do you usually ask other women out or do you wait for them to ask you?

if im being honest i would love for someone to ask me out but since that is Very Unlikely, i tend to be the one to message first and initiate dates and stuff

What is your dream career?

i want to be a psychological researcher in the field of social comparative psychology how sick is that!!!!! just play with dogs all day and record whether or not they boop their noses on a screen

also i wanna be a farmer and a bookstore owner but thats Farther down the line like , when im 50

Talk about your interests or hobbies!

im honestly such a psych nerd i love psychology what the fuck!! its so interesting like ppl are weird man idk brains are weird

im also having a really big green day phase like billie .. he so smol... and also anyone who wants to bash warning or the trilogy can fight me ok those are like My Favorite Albums

im going to a concert in february to see declan mckenna, a Giant Meme

im getting a tattoo w some lyrics of declan’s actually its gonna be sick

What is the most attractive quality a woman can have?

yes

idk for me its being able to have quick, witty, skillful jokes i just love listening to girls talk and tell stories and jokes like wow im gay

also long curly hair? thats always a Solid Look

Do you love easily or does it take time for you to warm up to someone?

i mean. do we really wanna open this can of worms rn

too late, its open

i get those microcrushes where you like see a girl and youre like ‘WOW IM GAY DATE ME’ however once it comes to actually being in a relationship i throw my full weight behind it and worry that im being too suffocating or that im pushing my boundaries etc and ive been told that makes me come off really cold and uncaring so lol choose ur own adventure, you decide

Ever fallen for your best-friend?

unfortunately

Ever fallen for a straight girl?

can you even call yourself a lesbian if you havent

The L-Word: yes or no? (love it or hate it?)

i havent seen it, im such a fake lesbian

Favorite comfort food?

mac n cheese

or pizza

or cheesy potatos

OR CHEESY TOAST

scientific conclusion: im a fatass

Coffee or tea?

coffer

Vegetarian? Vegan? None of the above?

im vegetarian!! have been on and off for like two years now

Do you have any pets?

i have one pup sittin right next to me and shes the prettiest girl in the world

Early-riser or night-owl?

yes

idk i get up at like 9 which is early for me but not as early as like. 5. so

more like night-owl. thanks teenage hormones!

What is your sign?

pisces

Can you drive?

yes

can i drive well?

no

but i do have a sense of direction so thats cool

Who was your first lesbian crush?

tbh.................... my best friend, but i didnt realize it was a crush at the time

the first Gay Crush i had that i knew was a crush was on my close friend at the time, now my ex girlfriend

At what age did you know you were a lesbian?

uhhhhhhhhhh lesbian specifically, like 15-16. queer, i knew in like fall semester freshman year (so like 13??)

At what age did you come out (if you have)?

i mean, i come out to people all the time. first time i came out explicitly as a lesbian was when i was like 15 or 16 (actually i came out to a close straight friend and my ex and they both said ‘congrats’ like it was weird but very nice) and the first time i came out as queer/questioning was to my then-best friend at like 13 and i came out to my mom (involuntarily) at like 17? ish?

Are you crushing on anyone at the moment (celebrity or otherwise)?

yes im crushing on every girl simultaneously at all times

just kidding

(not really)

i dont really have any explicit crushes that i can think of im just really gay

Talk about how your day went

it was fine. got free froyo so that was cool. found out i made an A on my bio practical, so that was cool too. however, i wore a crop top and it was like 55 degrees out and raining so i looked like a total Idiot but yk follow ur slutty gay dreams amiright ladies

Talk about your dreams/aspirations for the future

most of mine are career-centric, but a few are personal.

i wanna go to costa rica in may, i wanna go to yale over the summer, i wanna go to NYC pride in june, i wanna go to spain after i graduate, i wanna go to grad school, i wanna be a psychological researcher, i wanna move to spain or england or hell even france, i wanna have my own farm with the woman i love, i wanna own an LGBT bookstore/library, i wanna just live a quiet life near the sea and not have to worry so much after a while.

Least favorite gay celebrity?

this is a weird one to end on, but iiiiiiim not sure i have one? i can tell you ellen page is probably my favorite, but i cant think of many i dislike so

[dek0pon]

do all 100 of them u cuck

i saw this coming you coward 

1. Last kiss

ive nvr kissed nyone so :-/

2. Last phone call

i facetimed meg (@freckled-punk) if tht counts

3. Last text message

“r u busy”

4. Last song you listened to

sad boy by gabriel black

5. Last time you cried

like 30 minutes ago whoops

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice

no

7. Been cheated on

no

8. Kissed someone & regretted it

no

9. Lost someone special

uhhh depends on th def of “lost” nobody’s died but ive been ghosted by people and nvr heard from them again which is shitty lol

10. Been depressed

oh worm? i hate this question 

11. Been drunk and threw up

no but ive been high and vommed

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex

no

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

zero sex u pisser

15. Made a new friend

yea? maybe

17. Laughed until you cried

not yet

18. Met someone who changed you

bitch we r 13 days in

19. Found out who your true friends were

see 18

20. Found out someone was talking about you

see 19

26. What did you do for your last Birthday

i went laser tagging & to a protest w my friends and then we watched movies n played games

27. What time did you wake up today

uhhhh 6am??? i was baked last night and got hella sleepy and fell asleep at like 8:30

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

to fucking graduate i want OUT

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

like an hour ago

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

theres a lot of things lmao i wish i actually knew what i wanted and what i was doing and i wish i wasnt so fucking sad all the time and i want to kill dysphoria with my bare hands and i wish my parents werent like that

32. What are you listening to right now

the air coming thru the vent and the cars passing behind my house

33. When is the last time you had sex?

see 12

34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now

my self honestly my brain needs to shut its fucking mouth

35. Most visited webpage

this shithole probably

36. Favorite colour

magenta

37. Nicknames

sharkboi, iz, , ,,,, i respond to almost anything tbh

38. Relationship Status

single bitch!

39. Zodiac sign

aquarius

40. Male or female

no

41. Primary school

this year have i primary school? no. 

as a kid i went to like three different elementary schools, one in kentucky & two in china

42. Secondary School

same school as the last 2 yrs of elementary

43. High school/college

im going to hs in colorado and i want to go to college in new zealand but i havent looked anywhere else yet lmao but i would!! kill to go to new zealand also im thinking about taking a gap year

44. Eye color

brown

46. Height

5′3

47. Do you have a crush on someone

like.... no but also theres a hot boy in the cast of the show im working on oops

48. What do you like about yourself

i like my hands and like.. my self of steam isnt as low as it was a few yrs ago i like my fashion sense and my sense of humor uhhhh 

49. Piercings

just ears

50. Tattoos

i have three dots on the side of the bottom knuckle on my pointer finger , an upside down cross on the outside of my wrist and the comet symbol mixed w/ the agender symbol on my hip and im thinking of giving myself another one but idk if i could hide it

51. Righty or lefty

right handed

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing

ears when i was a baby

54. First best friend

uhhhh two boys in my kindergarten class

55. First hookup

see 1

56. First Bestfriend

see 54?? how r these different

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating

im not

60. Drinking

water

61. I’m about to

get off or smoke idk or binge youtube videos maybe watch a movie

62. Listening to

see 32?? i love redundancy

63. Waiting for

college!! a boyfriend! (or gf or anybody) to like, fucking feel completely ok!! happiness!! sappy i kno but im sad rn

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?

ehhhhh maybe when im like old but thats if i make it that far

65. Get married?

im largely indifferent to whether this happens or not but im not necessarily opposed to it

66. Career

film/photography/activism/art in general

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes

mmm lips?? i dont think about this shit

68. Hugs or kisses

see 1. no reference point

69. Shorter or taller

im literally the size of a 7th grader so taller

70. Older or Younger

???////??? older? ?? /

71. Romantic or spontaneous

who says it cant be both also im captain impulsive soo

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

?? largely indifferent uhh stomach

73. Sensitive or loud

sensitive

74. Hook-up or relationship

:-/

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger

no

77. Drank hard liquor

yea

78. Lost glasses/contacts

no

79. Had sex

oh my fucking god see 33

80. Broken someone’s heart

tbh maybe

82. Been arrested

no

83. Turned someone down

yea lmao on multiple occasions

84. Cried when someone died

nobody super close i know has died but yea

85. Fallen for a friend

no lol

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself

sometimes

87. Miracles

maybe

88. Love at first sight

no. shits not that simple i dont think

89. Heaven

i dont think so

90. Santa Clause

no

91. Kiss on the first date

why not

92. Angels

this is.. Big religious connotation , i dont think i do

93. How would you label yourself?

gay

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For

i dont pray.

95. Did you sing today

i sang in the shower

96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About

i have no ex’s bc all ive ever done is reject people lmao

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

prolly like... 50 yrs max OR to the beginning of time

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

2 b able 2 live my damn life and not have to worry

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

probably not

100. Do you like the way you look?

i like my face most of the time and i dont hate my body necessarily i just wish it didnt look like that