#these guys definitely a marriage kink if thats a thing

[slvtforfiction]

Andre Lee NSFW Headcanons

☆ No one asked for this but I needed this

☆ Inside job!

☆ Andre Lee X Reader

☆ Fluff,Smut

☆ Tw// Drug abuse and misuse

☆ New account layout,will try change old layout as much as possible,requests are open.

☆ Hey guys! Before anything else I would ask you to request anything you want because I've lost a lot of motivation and it would really help! :D (Please look at pinned post to see if requests are open.)

☆ Credits to @cafekitsune for dividers!

☆ You two met because you bumped into him at a party

“Fuck sorry,didn’t mean to.”

“You take molly?”

“Yeah,I’m tripping dude.”

MARRIAGE.

☆ OR meeting him at a rave

“Hey have you got anything?”

“Your inner beauty is beyond special.”

“I’ll give you my number if you wanna sell me some Molly.” I giggled

☆ This man is sloppy. SLOPPY. He will be so beautifully sloppy when he’s eating you out,it’s almost a daily orgasm from how much you crave his touch.

☆ This man is an absolute munch and you can’t tell me otherwise. He will look up at you with the most blown out eyes and yet you can still see the adoration in his eyes as he eats you out.

☆ He’s definitely a switch.

☆ MASSIVE Sadist,if you slap him for any reason that man is on his hands and knees begging you to do it again.

“Sorry I shouldn’t have hit you.”

“Oh god please do it again.”

☆ He loves a rope bunny,if he can tie you to the bed watching you wriggle underneath him he’s reeling above you.

☆ HIGH SEX. Andre is the best when it comes to high sex,he knows how sensitive you become when you’re high and he knows all the sensitive places along your body,he’s committed them to memory.

☆ Following up he would absolutely take edibles with you. If you get horny while you’re high he’s all over you. Subtly grinding against his thigh,it’s not subtle at all,as he quietly helps you rub against him,you don’t notice.

☆ He’ll absolutely fuck you in his lab. He’s already trashed it,may as well help him further ruin it. He’s high and thrusting up into you like it’s the last thing he’ll do. Fast,quick.

☆ He definitely gets turned on by the thrill of being caught. Thats it.

☆ KINKY. To list of a few of his kinks ;

Masochism,absolutely loves your nails digging into him,reeling whilst you suck hickeys onto his neck,biting around the area.

Praise,tell this man he’s doing so good for you and he’s cumming on the spot.

Degrading,he loves hearing you call him a coke-whore,slut etc. especially when it’s mixed with praise ; e.g, “My good slut.”

Switch,it doesn’t matter if you’re on top of him telling him how good he’s doing or if he’s on top of you telling his princess how good she’s doing,working her through her orgasm. It doesn’t matter,he will cum just as fast either way.

Orgies, you already know that if he can have an orgy and his beautiful girl is with him,enjoying it with him,he’s more than happy.

Orgasm denial, tell him no and he’ll whine and moan,watching him wriggle underneath you as your hand moves sloppy against his cock. He loves it,though when he’s high don’t expect him to hold back.

EVERYTHING, I couldn’t list every kink he has because I‘d be writing for years. He‘ll definitely try everything once and he’ll most probably like it.

☆ He’s more than happy to come home and smoke whilst lying on your tits. He’s also more than happy to do coke off your tits :3

☆ He’d definitely let you ride his thigh. Watching his pretty girl glide against him messily while you smoke.

☆ He’s never quiet he doesn’t care if he needs to be quiet whilst hiding in the broom closet at work or hiding in the bathroom at a rave,he’s LOUD and he physically can’t be quiet.

[bridgetotheskyyy]

I've seen you have written a Renji fic so i wanted to ask...any headcanon about him? Thanks!

Omg Renji ~

I've actually talked about Renji and have shared some of my thoughts for him here, but I can go in a bit deeper in a few hcs. Also sorry this took so long asdfghgfdsa -

Renji’s very traditionally romantic ― dinner dates with candles, flowers, come to their door to meet your dad type of man. Renji a man who throws 100% into whatever he does, so he somehow manages to make the cliche riveting effortlessly. I think anything having to do with romance he would take very seriously. Renji’s a romantic at heart and very earnest. Totally the type to confess his love all dramatically to them (even though you’re already in a relationship lol). He’s very meticulous, a mind like a steel trap, and remembers the tiniest things about his partner, so surprises are always very nuanced and especially sweet.

Definitely not the one to make the first move or anything; Renji’s shy with someone he’s interested in, so he tries to woo them in other, more discreet ways, like impressing them with his bankai or combat skills, or his proficiency as a lieutenant and leader. These are things he excels at, so he tries to be THIS Renji whenever they’re around. He’s also the one to run around and do lots of favors and tasks for them if they ask. If they need something for work, it won’t be a surprise when that thing magically appears. He’s the guy to listen in to what they need and then one day just say, “Oh, btw, got you this.” Like, try to be all unbothered, cool guy about it, when he knows damn well he’s been scouring the universe for the ONE thing they need.

Supremely jealous partner. Not even in the cute bf way. Renji doesn’t have the most self-esteem, having to compete with his rival/captain, Kuchiki. There’s also the issue of his upbringing on the streets of Rukongai, so doubts are sure to plague him of not being good enough for his crush, of not being able to offer much. Deep down he fears he’s not good enough for his partner, that he won’t be able to give them the world and this haunts his every action. So this is definitely something he and his partner are gonna have to address.

Prefers a partner that can rival him intellectually, and maybe in ways he wouldn’t expect, like introducing him to a new hobby or subject in life, like philosophy or literature. It’s part of the reason he admires the astute Byakuya Kuchiki so much. Renji really can’t stand dumb people lol. He’s made a name for himself being something of a bruiser but he’s really the whole package: brains and brawns.

He doesn’t really like his hair all that much, thats why he ties it up and keeps it out of the way. And the only reason he keeps it long is 1) because he’s used to it the way it is and 2) because he loves the feel of his partner’s hands through it. His partner is really the only one outside of himself who can touch his hair and if they play with it for too long he will playfully slap their hands away. Like, “ok, stop.” lol 

― NSFW

Definitely a virgin. There probably won’t be sex until the relationship is firmly established (or even marriage, I wouldn’t put it past him to be that conservative lol!) The first time with his partner is really just him feeling around, too proud to admit he doesn’t really know what he’s doing but eager to learn how to satisfy his partner. And, thankfully, Renji is a quick learner. He’s very attuned to what his partner likes and what they don’t. This appreciation for his partner’s body quickly evolves into body worship, which he’s fond of; he can take his time with one particular part of their body and appreciate that one part for what will feel like hours. 

Has a bit of a size kink, but a reverse size kink? He’s fascinated with having a smaller partner (if his partner is smaller). The difference in sizes of hands, the way they feel so fragile in his embrace. And then, he’s doubly fascinated with the way they can take him so easily, not nearly as fragile as they look. 

Speaking of which, there’s a bit of a praise kink in there as well. Nothing sends Renji over the edge like knowing he’s making his partner feel so good they can’t contain themselves. 

Has a weakness for legs and smiles. His favorite positions are the one where his partner can have their legs wrapped around him. A partner with a cute smile can get him to do pretty much anything. He’s also fond of neck kisses, giving and receiving, and sensual neck kisses and hickies is usually how he initiates sex. 

[youn9racha]

Hi do you think you could do a skz reaction for when their s/o says they're a virgin right before they have their first time together.

Ella’s Thoughts #17 (Hard/Soft)

Headcanon/Reaction: Stray Kids reacting to you being a virgin.

I have the consensus that they’re all the type to not judge you or give your shit, so think of this as more of a mini thought/headcanon/whatever.

Chan: The most understanding man ever. He would look down at you as he heard your confession after he began lifting your shirt slightly to carress your bare sides, you felt you needed to tell him as you wanted to progress further. Chan would go slow and wouldn’t even make you go fully naked if you’re not comfortable. I also think he’d feel so appreciative for you to let him take away something you’ve held in for so long, even though you had past relationships and such, and you let him to take it away. Your trust means the world to him, so to see you let him in you is probably the best thing. He also gives off as the type to put his pleasures and kinks (might still incorporate corruption kink into the mix but you didn’t hear that from me) to the side, up until you’re more used to doing. But for now, it’s your moment and you’re in charge.

Minho: he would be really chill about it. he’d hear you out and would give you a silent nod as you’re talking. He’ll be sort of silent, but yet really understanding, as he thinks about what he should do with you. he’s very cautious and he needs to analyze you on what you should do. he’s very grabby, so he would hold your body in anyway and would constantly ask you if you’re okay with it. he would also go slow, just like Chan, but i can’t guarantee that he‘d be as gentle and slow as him. while he would still check up on you, he couldn’t really control his motions that much and he would later tend to your sore body. he may seem like a stand-off-ish guy when it comes to affections, but he’s really caring and affectionate in his own way and is often protective of you, so he isn’t letting you go until you’re feeling well and satisfied.

Changbin: another chill individual who doesn’t make it a big deal. he is hyper aware on what to do and is willing to drop his lust for another day if you’re not willing to do the deed at the moment, although he would definitely be slightly ticked off but he wouldn’t pressure you or anything so he opts to masturbate when you go to sleep. and once the time has come, he’d let you take the steering wheel for the boat ride ahead. you had to tell him the pace and strength he should be exerting into you, as he may start off painfully slow, since the last thing he wanted to do is hurt you. nevertheless, he’s there to make your first sex with you fun and enticing, but he always showcases his love and care for you just by the way his muscular arms is holding onto whilst his eyes look down at your sweaty yet gorgeous face.

Hyunjin: he may seem calm and collected, but there is this slight trepidation going on in his head. he obviously has to hide it as he doesn’t want to freak you out. at first, it may seem that he would focus more on foreplay than the sex itself just to give you time for your decision, and making sure its not something you would regret . he’d be very loving towards you, holding your hand when needed, caressing your sides to hold you in a protective way. all in all, he’s very protective, and he can be a soft lover in this moment. he would also be the type to giggle and tell you things like “we did it,” and kiss you <//333

Jisung: he always strikes me as the nervous kind, but he’s like that for a reason, especially for a moment like this. you might feel bad because his reaction wasn’t the most pleasant at first glance, but he explained his case and you started to understand where he’s coming from. while he is goofy in nature, he’s very cautious and scared he’d do anything that could eventually fuck you up, and thats the last thing he wants to put upon himself. he’d harm himself than harm you, so he had every right to feel nervous. after many reassurance from you, he’d almost immediately calm down and get into the action. i feel like he’s also pretty fast pace, but he’s also very aware of his surroundings so even if he’s too deep into it, he’d still check up on you.

Felix: my soft lover. just like how many would suggest, he’s very soft when it comes to this, but that doesn’t mean he’s very aware of all things. he gives off as the type who’s as inexperienced however he’s very laid back about it, since he sees it as a more learning experience. he’ll comfort you, and let you know that everything will be fine and that you both will learn from each other, whats good and whats not. he’ll hear you out, just like how you hear him out. he’d knead your soft skin to calm you down if he sensed any discomfort coming from you, he’ll just be so soft towards you :(

Seungmin: he kinda gives off as the type to let go of everything until you’re sure of this, like Changbin, but i think with seungmin he could probably be even more nonchalant about it than Changbin. he would also be pretty straightforward and highly advises you to be upfront with him if you’re sure or uncomfortable. he may come off as cold, but he’s just analyzing your reaction to any action he gives you, and he’s just trying to make you feel good. i also sense he would take it slow just like Chan, like maybe he would start off by fingering you and moving on with your pace.

Jeongin: now, everyone says that he’s inexperienced as well, and you could be right on that one. now am i saying this because he’s the baby of the group? maybe, but thats not really the case here. it’s moreso the fact the he never got to have any interaction with anyone because he felt that sex should be something that is done when you two are in love. i don’t think he’s necessarily waiting for marriage, but if he could, he would. so if you tell him you’re a virgin, it can go in any way. he would follow your path, and would do it if you did (only if he’s comfortable ofc), but he can hold off if you want to and it wouldn’t cause that big of an affect.

[maschotch]

Your tags are always great, but the one where you mentioned Hotch cheating on Haley being a thing you just can't see - I love you for that. I get that people are entitled to their own interpretations but that's one I've always struggled to see - how do you see a guy who admits to planning to 'confront' his father (who he clearly dislikes) for cheating on his mother (and see how, while their marriage definitely had Problems, he did clearly still love Haley even after the divorce) and go, yeah that seems like a guy who'd totally cheat on his wife.

EXACTLY

like its one thing for reader inserts or whatever bc they'll write for the situation first for the character second so live ur life write ur smut im happy 4 u enjoy ur kinks have fun

but for people's actual headcanons about the character?? again--people are entitled to their own opinions--but im also allowed to call you wrong aksjdhfglksh like i just completely disagree. its just something that really says a lot about what kind of character he is, and if you think he'd do something like that, we're not even looking at the same character anymore. for him to do something like that is so fundamentally contradictory to who i see him as. thats the kind of stuff that will make me look away and just not engage bc its just someone completely different from the character i care about so much. its easier for all of us if we just dont interact bc our perspectives are like oil and water--we'll just never agree bc we view the core of his character in ways that are worlds apart

there are a lot of different interpretations i do like! of course i have my own preferences. and its easier for me personally to focus on one linear (or two similar) story for him just for consistency's sake. i think he's not telling the whole truth in that ashes and dust scene you mentioned, i have my whole intricate backstory created for him, i think hotch and haley loved each other but i think they did the right thing getting a divorce and that both of them deserve to move on and find their own happiness.

that being said, i love seeing people explore different possibilities. we've gotten so much and so little about hotch's childhood that there are a million ways we can put the pieces together, and it's fascinating to see what others come up with. some people like the idea of hotch and haley as this tragic romance: soulmates who never got to see the end of their journey. there are endless possibilities on what hotch's family was like growing up and what those early relationships were like for him, and each one inspires me to look at things a different way and tweak my own perspective. there are some really creative and beautiful takes people have on who hotch is and it's so so interesting to hear about unique interpretations

i dont want to come across as someone who only cares about their own ideas. i mean i think im right aksjdhglas not gonna deny that but i never want to minimize the value of different viewpoints or discredit someone's opinion. there are just levels to the way i may disagree: i can appreciate a headcanon that differs from my own, i can enjoy someone else's story and try to incorporate my favorite aspects into my own, and i can ignore ones i flat out disagree with. its okay to have different opinions, but its just as acceptable to disengage from interpretations that you don't like. especially for something as insignificant as headcanons for a character on a serial cop show that ended X years ago

[idylliceden]

Can I request hcs how would gom+kagami+himuro react during their gf's first time doing 'the do' ? How would they treat their s/o? 😳🤭if that's too much characters feel free to write the ones you want !!) thank you!!

I already kinda did kagami when i wrote his dating headcanons so i’m just gonna skip him

GOM+ Himuro being their s/o’s first time:

Akashi:

He found out on the spot

Straight up between your legs making out with you, things are getting hot.. and THAT’s when you decide to tell him you’re a virgin

Thankfully he’s well aware of what to do, just teeny bit annoyed cause he could’ve at least brought lube

Will prep you like his life depends on and we all know akashi never does anything half-assed

Experience wise? Doesn’t have much. But he knows what he’s doing

Will take it slow and practically make an evening of it, he mainly studies your expressions to know if he should move or not

Is very proud to be your first, it means alot to him

especially since i see akashi as more of a date for marriage type

Will draw you a bath for aftercare and even ask your preferences for salts and scents

Bitch you’re getting fucked lavishly

Midorima:

Tell him before , do NOT catch him off guard

Studies it

I’m not even joking , he studies it

Even went as far as looking into kama sutra

Probably is a virgin as well , not that he cant get any?? He’s just not into flings and is picky with dating

Wants to ask takao since he has more experience but also doesn’t wanna let takao tease him so he just keeps staring at him angrily

Took a looooong while for midorima to finally ask him and thank god the latter didn’t laugh

Just chuckled and gave him pointers on what to do and NOT to do on their first time

“I suggest keeping it simple and slow, don’t try to experiment too much on your first time, i’d say avoid kink/fetishes till you’re more comfortable with eachother”

Surprisingly takao was very mature with his explanations but midorima still cant help but blush

When it was time to do the DO, baby was very slow and careful

Will probably be worried if you seem like you’re in pain even though he took his time to prep you and used plenty of lube

So both of you will need to reassure eachother

Over all a very wholesome experience, will clean you up, hold you close kissing your forehead and ask if you’re okay before drifting into much needed sleep

Murasakibara:

Probably asked you if you’re a virgin as soon as you got comfortable in the relationship

Definitely fucked before but he cares about you so he’ll just do a quick double check on the way back from school with tatsuya

Knows he’s fucking big and that he needs to take it slow

King of oral lemme just say it

Will eat you out until you have to ask him to pull

“I think we should do this more often”with your juices on his chin

Gives you a break to catch your breath before starting to penetrate

He loves how you hold on to his biceps

Very fucking observant, he almost bottoms out instantly when your expression changes from pain to bliss

Absolutely enjoying every single second of it

Is the type to kiss you while thrusting into you because he just cant get enough of your lips

Cleans you up after and sleeps holding your waist with his head against your stomach

Aomine:

DEFINITELY fucked before

Many times

In other words, boy is experienced and he knows what he’s doing

Asked you if you were a virgin by the second date

Wasn’t into doing it with virgins because he has to hold back and take it slow but .. found himself being so turned in by the thought of being your first

Is determined to not use lube but brings a bottle... just incase

The amount of times you came on his fingers or mouth???

Honestly you probably did that so many times but today.. is the day.. ya get deflowered if you catch my drift

Usually have a tit for tat rule , as in if he gives you oral you give him oral and vice versa

But today he said it’s all about you with the softest smirk before kissing you deeply and ma’am, your toes curled

And he was NOT lying

You never even thought aomine could be that gentle

Takes his time, lets you adjust and kisses you to distract you from the pain

Goes slow at first and gets excited when you ask him to go faster but he still won’t go at a 100%.. that’s for next time

Tells you that you’re fucking beautiful and that you were made for him

You cum together and both of you fucking loved it

Carried you into the shower with him and if you feel like it.. hey round 2

Kise:

He’s a model so let’s not pretend he didn’t have some flings here and there

Not as experienced as aomine but definitely knows what he’s doing

Never actually asked, you just brought it up one time

He feels very special to be your first

Honestly this boy is definitely a romantic

Will kiss every inch on your skin while telling you how gorgeous you are and how lucky he is

Literally looks in love

Loves it when you grip his hair while he’s going down on you and when you cum he leaves a little peck on your clit before going back to kissing you

Holds and caresses you thighs while penetrating you

Asks you if you’re alright and if he should move

Eye contact when he’s not kissing your lips, your jaw, your neck

Surprises you with a gentle spank and squeeze on your butt

Would prefer to relax with you in a bath but if he’s feeling tired, you’ll take a quick shower together, and nap right after while holding you close

Kuroko:

Is a virgin

Let’s not even deny it you’re obviously his first

You’re both honest with eachother so you knew pretty early

Reads some books to have an idea on what to do but doesn’t go crazy into research

Doesn’t ask anyone or talk about it

It’s a private matter and he’s a private guy

Encourages both of you to explore and experiment, i mean you’re both newbies and he sees no shame in that

He’s rather excited to learn and discover with you

Asks you to not hold back on being vocal as it will let him know what he’s doing right

He’s surprisingly vocal as well

Just lots of caresses and slow movements but so passionate

Honestly you practically cancelled all plans and made a day of it

Tries SO many things

And the boy is kinkyyyyy but you love it

Will clean up and hold you against his chest, brushing his fingers in your hair until both of you drift to sleep

Himuro:

Boy gets fan letters day and night

So i’m just gonna take a wild guess and say he definitely fucked

Mainly when he was frustrated to be honest with you

When he starts dating you and finds out you’re a virgin, he gets this weird possessive side popping up

Too happy that he’s your first

When he gets too arrogant you tease him by saying maybe you’ll have someone else pop the cherry and his ego deflates

“Yeah maybe kagami would do the trick-“ “ now wait a damn minute”

Definitely had non-penetrative sex many times

Like when you tease him he feels the need to prove himself and thats how you find yourself in the locker room against the wall with one leg slung over his shoulder and his head disappearing under your skirt

You didn’t set a date or plan for it to happen , it just did

Like one day you were in his room fooling around and asked him to take you

God he almost came right then and there when he heard you

Kisses you deeply while penetrating and whispers small encouragements while pushing into you

Like “ you’re doing so great baby, almost there.. just a bit more”

You barely cought your breath after orgasming before pushing yourself on his lap to his surprise

Kissing your shoulder while you ride him and encouraging you while holding your butt and helping you move, meeting your thrusts to get you close because he knows how tiring it can be the first time

When you’re done you just stay in his lap while his dick goes limp in you, slowly kissing before you push his hair back and smile

“You’re so beautiful”

His breath actually hitched in his throat

He was just so love struck and knew he never wanted to leave your side

[mochees]

"𝗱𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰"

-> headcanons, they do be gettin domestic out here huh 

characters: daichi, sugawara, asahi, bokuto x gn!reader

warnings: SFW & slight NSFW gender-neutral headcannons

wc: 1.2K

a/n: my second ever fan material is dedicated to vanessa and valerie i love u both thank u for being my personal hypewomen this is for u, a little POUR of domesticity <3

Daichi Sawamura

housework is generally split 50/50, but when one of you has had a long day more often than not the other will do more to make it 75/25

is an AMAZING chef

you cant fight me on this he's a whiz in the kitchen

you take turns setting up date night and one of his favourite things to do for you is cook

on weekends he sleeps in and you use it as time to make him breakfast and work on your cooking skills but as soon as he smells it or hears you hes up and on you

he'll stand behind you and wrap himself around you trying to help or guide you in any way he can while simultaneously kissing your head and telling you how much he loves you serving as more of a distraction than praise

after breakfast he'll INSIST on doing the dishes so you have to settle for helping each other before it turns into an all out WAR

avid pet name user likes to call you: honey, sweetie, love, babycakes, and babe

grocery shopping? COUPLES ACTIVITY

BUT ALSO A RACE/COMPETITION TO SEE WHO CAN GET THE PRODUCE AND MEAT/DAIRY THE FASTEST

when everythings been done in the house or you're both just tired he'll lay down on the couch and pull you down with him and you could stay in his arms like that for literal hours especially when he puts a blanket on the two of you and a movie's playing or even if you just straight up nap together 🥺🥺🥺

full on hot and heavy make out sessions

like literally anywhere

this man LOVES you

common knowledge at this point that daichi sawamura is a dom and a kinky MF

is open to trying anything in the bedroom before he makes a final decision

but is also very concerned about your comfort and consent!!! safe respectful sex people !!!!

gives strong dog lover vibes, probably would want to get a big dog with you something like a dalmation, retriever/lab, or german shephard

would absolutely LOVE that dog and you would have to fight the dog over your man before you lose him forever

Asahi Azumane

lisTEN UP Y'ALL CAUSE THIS IS IT the beat that im bangin is delicious 🤪

this MF is SOFT for you

like we already been knew hes a big teddy bear but this man? this man STARES at you 24/7 in absolute AWE

he goddamn LOVES YOU

would probably have proposed like no sooner than a year into your relationship (if marriage is ur thing if not NICE yall cool AF LIVE THAT NO GOVERNMENT INVOLVED LIFESTYLE)

anyway, when you go grocery shopping he will not let you carry any heavy bags. you can carry the bread and like maybe a bag of potatoes but thats it.

also loves to cook for you

hes no whiz in the kitchen but god damn he puts his heart and SOUL into cooking for you

but he loves it when you cook for him because "anything you make is amazing sweetheart"

doesn't use a variety of petnames especially baby and babe because he feels they're too objectifying so he only really uses sweetheart and love

unless you're in the bedroom, then baby and babe are free real estate.

is shy at first but after a few times knows EXACTLY how to treat you RIGHT

definitely wants kids probably 2, MAYBE 3

ideally wants a boy and a girl but oh boy, if he had two girls, spoiled little babies, daddys girls

this man he drinks tea. real men drink TEA.

hes got that earl grey with two teaspoons of sugar vibe goin on

you have multiple TV shows on the go together and you love to sit down at the end of the day or on a free weekend and just straight up BINGE until your eyelids are heavy

afterwards you'll cuddle in bed and fall asleep within minutes and just hold each other all night 🥺🥺🥺

Koushi Sugawara

he BABIES you

like not in a "i view you as incompetent" way but in a just genuine love and affection "my s/o is baby" way

like Asahi, he watches you in awe like you're a newborn baby just developing motor and speech skills

cooking is like a split evenly thing and u both love it just as much when you cook for each other so its not really a huge part of your romance

HOWEVER food COULD be part of your romance ;)

im talking like whipcream maybe some body shots ;) who knows! not you! suga is like johzenji in bed! crazy and a little confused he's unpredictable!

anywho, also enjoys the mundane things like grocery shopping what else do adults do i dont know im only in twelfth grade and i still sleep in until 11

pet names!!! uses!! pet names!!!!! LOVES pet names!!!! honey, sweetheart, love, he likes the more affectionate, mushy ones

although if other guys are flirting with u and he gets jealous he will NOT hesitate to call u babe/baby in front of them

you call him sugar. if you don't you're lying.

he's not super built like some of the other guys but he does still have a bit of muscle obvi, and the best part is because hes not super built he SQUISHY

SO HIS CUDDLES ARE JEJEJEWJ THE BEST

likes to go on walks together as frequently as you can, weather not really dependant and he WILL hold your hand and he WILL kiss it

if its really hot that day on your walk he'll buy you icecream and if its colder probably hot chocolate, or coffee or something

idk why but,,, i feel like he gives the best massages?? like maybe its because he's a setter and he's got those good hands ;) but just,,, i need a suga back rub :((((

Koutarou Bokuto

bokuto drinks his RESPECT MY S/O JUICE DAILY

is BAD AT COOKING DO NOT LET HIM IN THE KITCHEN

your cast iron frying pan will CHIP

he will confuse salt and sugar and probably flour and icing sugar

so just either bokuto-proof your kitchen or put a goddamn steel door with a retinal scanner

suspiciously good at cleaning

like everytime you see him clean your face visibly makes a ???

because this man has approximately no braincells???

what the fuck is he??? a male cinderella????

BUT u dont complain when he does

1, because it helps evenly divide the basic domestic needs of eating and cleaning

and 2, he likes to clean with his shirt off

he does, he likes to make you drool over him, he KNOWS you see him and he will PURPOSELY flex his muscles just to make u squirm

is fucking kinky but you didn't hear that from me

DATE NIGHT DATE NIGHT DATE NIGHT

THRIVES OFF OF DATE NIGHT

LOVES TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND SQUISH YOU AND KISS YOU AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE HIS S/O

DOESN'T CARE WHERE YOU GO AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T HAVE TO LET GO OF YOU

AVID baby/babe user

will use love, honey, sweetheart when its soft bokuto hours

babydoll? ah fuck, its free real estate for bokuto the property investor!

this man, this man who drinks his RESPECT juice every day is HEAD OVER HEELS for you

he WORSHIPS you

its definitely also a body worship kink

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[leviaraelle-moved]

okay they might not be a """"rOMANTIC SHIP"""" but lapis and levi pls & thx

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU. / @vernxte !!

where was their first date ?: probably a nice little restaurant so that he can impress her instead of going on a date to a bar lmao

what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: levi would definitely spoil him in alcohol and gifts just after a long day where he feels stressed. also kisses!!!

who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: i feel like it depends on the day??? honestly, i bet some days after a rough night of fucking he’d just kiss all over her face and neck and just call her ‘princess’ ??? im weak

who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: lEVI DUMPS WATER ON HIS FACE WHEN HE’S LATE FOR WORKhow my muse would wake your’s up: through the smell of food man, she’d just bring food to the bed because he treats her so nicely ??? esp after sex i imagine ???who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: guess who has to clean up all the flour from her kitchen??? she doeswho would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: lapis. lAPIS SUGGESTS MAKING WEED BROWNIES AND SHE ENDS UP AGREEINGwho said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: it was a dumb night of theirs and she’s just got her head laid in his lap - while they watch conspiracy theories at 4am, she just starts saying he looks super pretty in that lighting that’s her form of saying i love youwho would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: oh god lapis, i dont think lapis would want to see levi get abused or hurt so he’d kick the dude’s/girl’s/their ass for hurting his best friendwho insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: THERE WAS ONE NIGHT HE HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH TEQUILA AND LOOKED UP PICTURES OF CATSwho is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: both of them are loud BOTH IN AND OUT OF BED they are social monsters my guy they love socialisingwho takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: dude you know that picture text where she says she loves the guy bc after she falls off the bed the guy says ‘five second rule’ and keeps fucking her ? yeah thats lapis lmao he takes a lot of things to the limit - that’s something he has in common with levi

who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: he teases her abt the word and he’s like “what if you called me it ???” what is their shared, favourite kink ?: HMMM we havent talked much about the kinks they both like but i imagine... maybe assertiveness? praising? idk YOU GOTTA COME INTO  MY IMS TALK TO ME ABOUT THISdescribe their typical kiss: fiery , up against the wall , the type to make a guy jealous if levi or lapis so needed it.how my muse shows their love for your’s: the stupid mundane things like bringing him alcohol or even just snuggling himtheir favourite ways to give affection: GIFTS GALORE, CHOCOLATE, ALL THAT GOOD STUFFwho is more dominate ?: youre seriously asking if lapis or levi is more dominant???? rlly.... i feel like they’re both dominant they just like to switch it up in bedwho sings in the shower ?: levi, in the languages she knows but hey im not opposed to lapis singing trashy love songs in the showerwho washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: levi voice “why is that a thing”who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: sometimes , but not always, levi initiates it to get him relaxed before heading out to work . it usually works tbhwho teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: is that even a question ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKINGwho has the weirder taste in music ?: theyre so similar so by this point i bet you they jam along to sex tunes in the morning and their friends come in and like “are you getting sexy” “no we’re just feeling the music???”who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: its a dumb thing but levi rlly ... likes it . so i imagine lapis just ?? does it for levi just to see his best friend smilewho would be the one to suggest marriage ?: oh boi.... if it happened , itd be during a conversation where there’s like wine involved just to stop a jitter during the convo... maybe? lapis? maybe he was curious about the thought.what would they name their children ?: CRACKS KNUCKLES ITLL BE A BOY AND A GIRL LETS GO ONE ITALIAN NAME ONE KOREAN 

girl: possibly ye-ji ?? i dont see many characters with that name, and individually , ‘ye’ means waterside / water’s edge and ‘ji’ means ‘earth’ , ‘ground’ so its complimentary!!boy: fiore ??? possibly??? like just imagine their son being badass and owning his name like ‘sure yeah it means flower buT IM A FUCKING THORNY NETTLE BITCH’who would their children take after more ?: its probably split 50/50, but they definitely teach ye-ji and fiore to respect people and to stand up against sexist assholes and those who tend to disrespect others. fiore has a lot of both of their fieriness , and ye-ji has the caring !!

but god imagine if they had to teach one or the other kid magic before they even reach middleschool

[criimsonsarchive]

reid n sav for the ship thing obvi 😜

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU ─

where was their first date ?: everything they do could be considered a date but i think their first official one would be at disneyland because they are that extra but also five years old

what my muse would do to cheer yours up: binge watch all her favorite movies with her or just buy her a dog since he knows she’d ask for one eventually anyways……. JDSHFJKSDHFJ

who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: both ! probably happens on the lips everyday since they’re both soft but i KNOW it’s also in more sexual places if one of them wakes up in the mood™

who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: i’m gonna say sav since he’s a heavy sleeper sometimes like there could be an earthquake and he’d still be dreaming about the house of representatives…

how my muse would wake yours up: again he’d kiss her the majority of the time but if he’s feeling extra annoying he’d lay on top of her :)

who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: sav… he’d easily get distracted by something else and she’d need to get his attention

who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: reid would probably say it as a joke but since they are more adventurous now they’d end up going through with it one day SDJFSJFS

who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: reid did it officially when he visted her but if we’re bein honest they said i love you all the time as friends and we both know they meant it romantically

who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: they both would if the situation was serious enough ! but we’ve both seen one tree hill so you know sav could pull a haley and slap a rachel if she wanted too…

who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: like i said it would definitely be sav except it’d be a whole ass zoo

who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: in bed .. both ! no offense but reid isn’t one of those guys that stays quiet cause it might make them look weak so. thats that :) out of bed it’d depend on the situation

who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: sav probably takes more risks out of bed and reid takes more in bed but they trust each other so it might be equal ?!

who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: idk if either of them have that kink so it’d be brought up as more of a joke i think

what is their shared, favorite kink ?: we just found out it’s sav on top so that’s interesting huh…. hope she doesn’t get tired easily ! SDFJSDFSD

describe their typical kiss: passionate considering it took so long for them to finally do it and everytime feels better than the last

how my muse shows their love for yours: until they compromised on the college thing or finished it i know he’d go to her as much as he could and spend every moment he could talking with her .. but afterwards he’d obviously propose someday

their favorite ways to give affection: i feel like they always send texts and voicemails of cute things everyday just cause .. also reid is pretty cheesy so i could see him sending a letter every now and then too

who is more dominate ?: they’re so comfortable with each other i really.. don’t think it’s just one of them.. they switch back and forth

who sings in the shower ?: sav with her disney songs i bet !

who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: both.. ok honestly after doing this i’ve realized their teamwork is truly outstanding i’m gonna cry

who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: reid cause he’s always got some activity or meeting to go to

who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: neither of them would care about wilding out in front of their family so they both would do it

who has the weirder taste in music ?: i wanna say sav but then again i’m not 100% sure

who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: sav since she’s that cute

who would be the one to suggest marriage ?: since they probably talked about the concept a decade ago it’d be a mutual thing like they each have stuff they wanna finish before they take that step so when they were ready i don’t think one would even have to suggest it .. it would just happen

what would they name their children ?: i hate this question cause it made me emo thinking about their kids. SDJFHSDJFHS it’d depend on where they were in that point in time with their lives like their closest friends or their interests but i know reid would try to convince sav to name one something fuckin dumb like jedi or bruce wayne

who would their children take after more ?: obviously both but i know he wants a girl so he’d baby her a lot

[anti-yandere-dev]

hey so i 'redid' the yansim characters but not all of them i wrote 2 much so

[I put the submission under the cut since it was pretty lengthy]

hey whats up guys i had 2 put this in a submission as well as literally typed this in a note bc im on data & i dont wanna use a lot of it

basically my au takes place in a college instead. seems more fitting bc theyre actual adults & just feels Right.

theres more characters than there is in the original but thats mainly because i took the ‘genderbent versions’ & made them useful (i pretty much made them in2 siblings 4 some characters lol) anyways!! lets break down the characters

also lads, lassies, non-gender specific term for those bc i dont know the term, im givin yall a warning 4 self harm, suicide, nsfw implications/rape, possible drug abuse, and the rest of the Basic Criteria

Akihiko (Previously known as Senpai): He’s gay & trans. His name means 'bright prince’ which really has no significance, I just thought it was pretty……………and everyone views him as a prince bc he’s rly nice and kind and forgiving and actually has a personality other than being a cardboard box. Eventually gets into a commited relationship w/ 'Yandere-kun’ who I really need to give a name. Akihiko has a twin brother, I took that idea from the possibility of a younger sister, and admittingly(admittedly???) enough, Koumi’s 'genderbent’ Hanako. I’ll get into detail on his twin later, but they have a pretty good relationship. Akihiko (it was at this point i actually looked up a name 4 him & went back 2 edit stuff bc i h8 senpai lol) is still childhood friends w/ 'Osana’, who I renamed Ami(i4got her last name i had 4 her). However, neither of them have romantic feelings for one another, considering Akihiko is only attracted to males, and Ami is only attracted to females(theyre gay.). Akihiko actually meets Ayano when she is about to commit suicide, when he saves her. Ami is there with him, so they both save her. Aside from slight backstory related stuff, Akihiko is actually rather popular. People like him for an actual personality this time!! He’s very kind and puts others needs before his, which is rather dangerous. Ami has lectured him on this many times. Akihiko’s also known for having really good grades and being very helpful when it comes to tutoring others. He meets Ichirou (yandere-kun i literally just looked up anothr name his name means first son bc hes the first son btw lolol) eventually when Ayano invites him over. (sry this is everywhere btw i should have put this in2 a specific order) ngl i feel like this is enough on akihiko like if u wanna kno more abt him hmu on my main christopherpierre-official

Ami (Previously known as Osana): god shes so fucking gay like as soon as she met ayano she fuckign DIED bc she loves her so much???she thinks ayano is like. the prettiest fuckgin girl ever. holy fuckshit shes GAY AND WILL DEFEND AYANO WOTH HER LIFE!!!! Anyways. Ami comes from a dangerously abusive household, and as a result, took a lot of self defense classes when she ran away at age 13. (what year is tht in japan pls help) She still retains some of her 'tsundere’ personality, but she’s more thoughtful of others feelings. She met Ayano as she was about to throw herself into highly active traffic, but she and Akihiko were able to stop her before she could hurt herself. As soon as Ami and Akihiko were able to calm Ayano down, they called an ambulance/contacted the hospital, considering she had a lot of bruises and cuts. They would later find out Ayano’s father was extremely abusive, and the mother was unable to do anything because she was away on a trip for work. A lot of people know Ami for how assertive she can be, misinterpreting her mostly good intentions as aggressive. Ami is mostly known for her knowledge on medical related things, but she still has a slightly bad reputation because of how rude she comes off as. again thts enougb on ami if u wanna kno more just ask me!!

Ayano: still keeps the name bc I Like It?? its pretty fuck u. Ayano has none of her yandere personality. She’s fuckign AFRAID of everything bc of her SHIT ASS ABUSIVE DAD!! Her mom’s still kinda yandere tho, but she didnt kidnal the dad or anything. Their marriage is founded off of Pure And Honest Love…….until the mom kills the dad 4 being a homphobic shit bitch lol. Ayano actually has a lot of self harm scars. She barely gets to see her older brother, Ichirou, who is two years older than her, because he’s away or some shit idk he gets abused p badly too tho. Ayano is rly reserved & quiet & im debating on giving her bpd but its Iffy idk. she has ptsd & kinda sorta got raped by some Fucker in middle school (ichirou took care of the fucker (: hes dead.) so she has a lot of trauma going on here!! I kinda sorta projected some emotional trauma of mine onto Ayano;;; Obviously when Ami found out she was fuxking enraged. Ayano can’t afford to move out of her house just yet, and her brother can’t necessarily take her in, nor does he have her contact info. He kinda sorta left thr country for a bit?? Not sure what country I want this to take place in yet. However, Ichirou is fairly powerless against his father as well, so he took a lot of the beatings, (even tho this boy is fucking Strong as Hell like GOD FUCKIN DAMN!!! he can lift his own mom w/o an issue!! but he kinda left like right away as soon as he could & couldnt take ayano i mean she was still in high school & he Obviously has guilt over not taking her w/ him) but not as many as Ayano, seeing as to how she was the fathers least favourite. Her mother never married the father, and she didn’t want the children to inherit his last name either. …..anyways this is enough i thimk

Ichirou (Previously Yandere-kun): Gay. Loves Akihiko. Retains the yandere personality, but it’s not as bad??? He left the [insert surname household here fuck aishi its not even a Real japanese surname] household as soon as possible, and had immediate regrets. Loves his darling little sister with all of his heart, but it’s literally not incestuous. It’s just good sibling love………also he likes 2 embarass ayano a lot lol. As soon as he met Akihiko, who I never mentioned to have pastel pink hair, he fell in love like, right away? Even though I personally don’t believe in love at first sight (that’s a lie I fell in love w/ most of my anime bf’s @ first sight i can shut the Fuck Off) Ichirou was just??immediately enchanted by this beautiful prince…….he’s just that gay. He’s 2 whole singular years older than Ayano. actually not 2 whole years but w/e hes a scorpio tho. Ichirou has definitely been in relationships w/ other men b4 but they didn’t work out too well. Some rando called him 'daddy’ once and wanted to fucking Die he has shit experiences with his dad & hates the daddy kink so much. He also has ptsd. Doesn’t know how to deal with his emotions at all so he just bottles them up and lets them out all at once and it’s a mess. Also has self harm scars, and some scars from his father trying to Literally Kill Him. This boy……strong as fuck. Can lift his own mom. Has held Ami, Ayano, and Akihiko all at once. Somehow. He’s just a really good older brother? But he’s also really sneaky. While he is jealous of the time Ami & Ayano spend with Akihiko (the A squad lol i just realized their names all start w/ the letter a) he does respect that they’re really close friends, and nothing more. He’s also aware of the unsaid feelings between Ayano and Ami (vry perceptive) so he doesn’t care lol. However, he has little to no tolerance of anyone else being around him. He has a slight distaste for Akihiko’s twin, Kazuhiko (the name means harmonious prince i got a Theme goin on here) but he disregards the feelings. wow talk abt an Info Dump okay next 1

Kazuhiko (Previously the 'genderbent’ little sister/brother, made him into Akihiko’s twin brother): He’s actually a yandere too?? But not 4 Akihiko. He’s vry supportive of Akihiko tho. When he & his twin were in middle school, he gave his uniform to his brother bc he still got the sailor uniform, so he took it. There were some troubles but hey I don’t know how this shit is dealt w/ so please. Just accept this brother supporting his gay trans twin……pls….. He enjoys Ayano’s company. She reminds him of his gf/d8m8, the 'genderbent’ version of “”“"senpai”“”“ (theyre cousins but nobody knows yet so thats why) so he introduces them and they hit it off pretty well! Kazuhiko get Jealous™ and nearly exposes his yandere personality but his Lovely Beautiful Nonbinary Girlfriend reassures him tht they only love him. He loves Yuuka (their full name is yuuka minako) so much?? He would kill 4 them. Literally. He almost has. & b4 i accidentally make a cishet character bc i Refuse 2 4 some???odd reason idk, kazuhiko is a Bisexual Demiboy who fell in love w/ a nonbinary who is okay w/ feminine aligned things. Back on track, Kazuhiko is fairly popular w/ a lot of people for many reasons, and oh wow what a Fucking Cliche ppl r strongly sexually attracted to him!!coolio. he looks nothing like koumis fuckass potato lookin little brother btw. But a lot of people hate the fact that he’s in a Very Committed Relationship w/ Yuuka bc shes not that pretty damn!! But she is. She’s so fucking pretty. To him, at least. He basically fucking worships Yuuka. this is A Lot next character lol

Yuuka (Previously 'Senpai-chan’ or w/e lol): Nonbinary who’s fine w/ she/her pronouns, but also uses they/them. Very shy, Ayano & Ichirou’s cousin. Has a younger sister, and two older siblings who are twins. The younger sister is the old concept for the original little sister, and the older siblings are nemesis-chan & 'nemesis-kun’. While Yuuka and their siblings have lived a fairly abusive life, they haven’t sustained as much 'damage’ as Ayano’s family. Yuuka & Ayano are related by their mothers. They are sisters, only a year and an undetermined amount of months apart. This means after Ryoba, Ayano’s mother, or Sakurako, Yuuka’s mother, moved away, they lost contact with one another, never bothering to talk again. Yuuka and Ayano get along exceptionally well, and Hanako (u remember the little sister well her name stays the same bc its meaning is just flower child. also her design changes.) often refers to Ayano as an elder sister. Yuuka’s relationship with her little sister is somewhat strained due to the three year age gap, but they still get along regardless. Their relationship is strained because Yuuka promises to spend more time with their younger sister, but there’s not much time due to an overwhelming amount of schoolwork, as well as their job taking up a lot of time, too. Regardless, Yuuka doesn’t forget to call their darling little sister as often as she can, checking up on her and how well she’s doing in school. next 1!!!! also i4got 2 talk abt their relationship w/ kazuhiko here bc i was rly focused on mentioning family stuff…..oops (also 4got 2 mention mental health stuff??but like. yuuka has adhd, depression, anxiety, u can just ask me if u wanna know more tbh)

Hanako: i kept the name bc it just literally means flower child & honestly shes such a flowery child??anyways. Hanako retains little to none of her annoying rip-off-nico personality. Instead, she has set up a calm, shy exterior as a defense mechanism due to the many years of neglect she received from her father. (me @ myself y r all the dad characters fuxking Dicks in this like??okay damn.) On top of that, growing up, her mother was never around, due to the fact that she was in the hospital to a terminal illness. Instead, she had to rely on Yuuka for attention, since the twins, Tomoko (sister) and Kiyoshi (brother) left before she graduated her first year in middle school. Hanako also has difficulties with her schoolwork because she, much like her sister, has ADHD. Due to this, she struggles to keep up with the class, and has a hard time paying attention to almost anything that doesn’t interest her enough. However, she has many supports, helping her as much as possible in many ways, which does make her feel better about herself. After her mother had made a full recovery and left the hospital in her current year, she has felt much better about herself, and her grades have definitely improved. Although her father did leave her a while back when she found out he was having an affair on her mom, she still managed fairly well on her own. i mean cmon its not like she liked her dad tht much lol he was a Big Fucking Asswipe hanako isnt as fleshed out as i wished her 2 b but shes not That signigicant to the main story??idk. like shes still in highschool & shes only 17 & this takes place in college so??i dunno. i mean if u got suggestions or smth..sure

Tomoko (Previously Nemesis-chan, made her one of the older siblings bc idk y not lol: There’s not much to say about her. She’s 28, which is only 11 years apart from Hanako. She was entirely capable of filling in the missing mother role for her and Yuuka, but she herself didn’t know what to do. On top of that, she was more focused on getting the best grades out of the entire class, and was much better at academics than her brother. Tomoko has a very cold exterior. She is hard to connect with, and pays little to no attention to anyone elses feelings than her own. This mainly stems from the fact that her father, who she doesn’t even consider a blood related relative, was too busy messing around with other women. buddy i dont know what else 2 write 4 tomoko like she just has severe apathy issues & just doesnt know how 2 connect w/ others. next character

Kiyoshi (Previously Koumi’s shit ass 'genderbend’ Nemesis-chan): Unlike Tomoko, he was able to fill in the father-like role for Yuuka and Hanako. Due to having to take on the role of the father, it put a large strain on his academics and work outside of school. He, at one point, almost had to drop out to take care of his younger siblings, but decided against it. He eventually decided to teach Yuuka how to do her own laundry and how to cook when she was only 9. Due to this, Yuuka was able to take care of herself and Hanako while Kiyoshi could work and pay their bills. Kiyoshi was only 23 when he left the household so he could go to college and get a degree, leaving Yuuka at age 15, and Hanako at age 12. he could b more fleshed out but im??i dunno. im Panicking okay do u think i can work on a character tht doesnt rly show up in the story a lot.

anyways im just putting all of These Guys in 1 this 4 now bc this is A Lot as it is. ill do more later also give me criticism on these pls

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I really like what you’ve done with the characters (especially now that they have personalities and stories behind them, instead of just nothing). Also, the names you gave them were cute.

-Mod Sega