#these don't look good but whtvr

[madelyncilne]

CAILEE SPAENY as PRISCILLA PRESLEY PRISCILLA (2023) dir. Sofia Coppola

[supermaks]

scared isn’t the right word for it but this season is truly giving changing of the guard like it’s no longer just max whose being foxy with it. - just a girl who hates change

I mean I get u as a Max fan the rb20 does not give me the confidence that rb19 did, not at all, even tho by all means and ik it doesn't look like it, but it IS an evolution of the project, and u can c it how Max is able to put together laps in some of f1s tightest quali sessions in recent memory, like I c the vision, I think maybe the design itself has hit somewhat of a plateau and everybody else is catching up. Thats like what's supposed to happen. It shud have happened sooner ‼️ but when u have powerhouses like Merc and Ferrari in their flop era it makes sense it took 2 years because Mclaren wasn't ready either. They left Verstappen alone at the front wid a moody, razor sharp car that needs some special neurodivergent attention, bro will be putting bitches into comas for 2 seasons because that's the Schumi, Hamilton special and those are his peers. So if u are getting that lil feeling in ur tummy throughout a grand prix for the first time in a while and u don't like it .. like I wanna tell u rn baddie. for both our sakes... Max Verstappen will always be foxy wid it. Whtvr change ur about to witness he wont be a passive bystander. Do yk what we saw in Imola? Like do u really know. On Saturday Max went out there wid a crooked setup and no quali sim. He had one chance to nail the tow and put together a good enough lap and keep rbr alive. He did. Not the car, him. That frankenstein setup that they created had no information on the hardest compound either. On Sunday Max created the gap at the start by once again nailing his launch and squeezing the blood of Jesus out of those mediums in the first stint, and he got a black and white flag in the process. He was on the limit because he had to be. Again, they had no idea how the hards wud perform. When later on the tires dropped out of temperature, its also a black and white situation. Once it happens theres no going back. The tires lose pressure, car becomes slower, cant turn as well. In the final laps Lando never managed to get into drs detention because 1) Max was surgical in how and where he chose to empty his battery and try to keep his car afloat against a faster car 2) right before drs detention he braked early which forced Lando to do the same and ruined his momentum. He did this so effectively he managed to actually gain a lil bit before the gap dropped to less than a second. With track limits, on dead tires. Mind u, none of this is the car. Its never been the car. The car is what Max makes of it, always has been. Max's dominance has been used to discredit his worth as a driver when the whole point is that its only been as dominant, as mind numbing, as historical, because its him. He's also a girl who hates change and trust that if nothing else, if not the car, if not the team, he will put his thumb on the scale

[hereticdrws]

Waking up with mizu

No warnings

Summary is in the title

Pls read the bottom, love yall 😊

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The sun beamed onto my skin, a soft hue of yellow rather rudely invading my eyes as they fluttered open, a groan leaving my lips at the sun's assault on my eyes resulting in my eyes hammering back shut. A honey like laugh is all I hear as I cover my head with the cotton sheet, my lovers slender hand finding my cheek,

"Good morning hon," her voice raspy, yet so soft against my ears.

I hum back an attempt of a reply, though I don't try hard. My hand leaves the covers finding hers against my skin, weaving my fingers through her calloused ones as I lean up to kiss her.

"G'morning mizu" I whisper against her soft lips, my eyes fluttering open to glance at her, immediately finding her snow blue eyes gazing softly at me.

As we stared at each other, simply basking in eachothers presence we were rudely interrupted by her blaring alarm clock, I laugh as she wrestles the sheets for her phone back, a reminder of today's promise of coffee to akemi and taigen.

"You ready baby?" She said as she rose from the bed, her arms stretching over her head as she yawned.

"Not really," I laughed as I sat up onto my knees, reaching for her waist as I rested my hands on her, placing my chin on her shoulder, pecking her neck as a soft blush found haven on her cheeks and nose, climbing up to her ears.

"Whatcha doing?" She laughed as she rose to her feet.

"Oh nothing just showing my beautiful wife how much I love her" I sighed with a sweet expression on my face, now completely sat up on the bed, swinging my legs over the side as I pulled her body back, her hips and belly flush to my chest as I left a new trail of kisses on her belly.

Her hands finding my hair as she lighted softly, leaning into me.

"Cmon hun we have places to be, you know akemi gets pissed when we're late" She sighed, equally wishing that she could stay in bed with her new wife.

"Ok, ok I'm coming" I laughed as I rose to my feet, giving her a quick kiss on her cheek as I head toward the bathroom to get ready to meet the other couple for breakfast.

A pair of hands found my back as I did a simple makeup look in the mirror, mizus chin resting upon my shoulder just as I had done to her moments earlier.

"I love you so much" She sighed contently in my ear.

"I love you too, more than you could possibly know"

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Alright idk what that was but whtvr I've decided I want to write more js bc I will still be doing art so no worries/j idk what to write tho so I'm js gonna do small blurbs/oneshots/headcanons so if anyone has anything in particular my asks r open the skies the limit I hope yall enjoyed have a nice day 😌

[footytea]

i dont even get the tyla gossip. like yes, 2 good looking black (or coloured whtvr) ppl with a huge following. ill be honest she reminded me of him idk why ig it's the tropical vibes or the light skin lmao. ppl tend to group two individuals similar in looks, colour and fame in a box.

i have nothing against her and don't thing that just bc they are attractive they automatically meet each other. and even so, she is ver bubbly and he just stand there like a roblox character so it's funny. her accents triggers me sometimes (don't get to me south africa) but that's it.

there is no gossip tbh it's just people shipping them together

[anos-sensei]

WHEEZE- xhen i tell you those things inspire me im NOT lying.

Here's some smutty with lucifer, for those who did not understand.

⚠ NSFW AHEAD ⚠

GN!MC x lucifer.

This is readersinsert beware okay? I used the "you" terms :) next time it'll be mc as mc or as them or whtvr gender i decided to give em

Btw its rather a short drabble than an actual promt.

You came in his office late at night, he was still burried under his papers, scribbling away on what you could only assume was some pompous and important document.

You sneak behind him and delicately wrap your arms around his broad shoulders. frowning when he doesn't react, you slump forward softly blowing on his cheek to get his attention.

Still not getting it you huff and let go if him, dropping to your knees and making your way under his desk.

An annoyed groan leaves his lips when he feels you brushing against his leg.

"Mc don't do anything foolish, i have to finish those papers for tomorrow, go to bed ill join you shortly."

He doesnt look at you to make himself clear but his leg does twitch when your hand touches his knee.

"Mc? Please get from under my desk."

He says again and thats when he feels your hands sneaking up his thighs, a ghost like touch hovering over his cock.

"Mc. Get out." His voice is stern but his legs spreading to give you some space speak the complete opposite from what he's saying.

"Take a short break luci."

He doesn't answer but you can still hear him scribble on his papers.

You unzip his pants and take out his half hard dick out, you pump it a few times and lick your lips at the glinstering bead of pre that formed on the tip.

You reposition yourself and give it a few kitten licks, grinning at the sharp inhale lucifer took.

"If you're gonna do it, do it properly." He says.

You roll your eyes and suckle on the tip.

"i thought you were a sado-masoshist."you mumble leaving his tip for a second to remove your own belt and unzipping your own pants.

"Wrong, i am a sadist, mc you should know that."

He says and despite his tone you could still hear the slight smile in his phrase.

"You're a brat though, i would've expected you to have some masoshist tendencies too, my dear lucifer."

You take his dick back in your hand and take it in your mouth in one go, driving it to the back of your throat.

Slowly, you bob your head back and forth, letting your tongue apply a sweet pressure around his length.

After a good minute you accidentally let your lips loose making your teeth graze his lenght.

The jolt in lucifers body surprises you, making you pull back. "Im sorry that wasnt on purpose-"

He cuts you off by rolling back his chair a little to see you, "do it again." He orders and your eyebrows raise in surprise.

You shuffle between his legs again and take lick a long stripe up his now fully hard cock before taking the tip in your mouth, you softly graze your teeth over the sensitive tip, trying to keep yourself from smiling when you see the goosebumps trailing up.

You take his lenght back in your mouth and your hands travel freely around his body, undoing the buttons of his shirt and sneaking your hands uo his torso.

Your teeth graze his shaft again and the soft arch in his back encourages you to do it again, this time accompanied by a pinch to his nipples.

A moan leaves his mouth and his hand comes down to fist your hair to keep you in place.

You could see he was getting impatient to finish, his hair came lose, falling over his sweaty foread, his breathing was hard.

You take one of your hands down between your legs, grinding against it at the same pace lucifer had started fucking your mouth, with every movement his cock was hitting the back of your throat making it hard to breath, but it was SO hot to see him like that, fucking your mouth with so much drive, seeing him in this disheveled state was like a bliss to the eyes.

"Dont let a single drop escape you, you hear me?" He says, his dick was twitching in your mouth, you could feel the tension building up by the way his hand was fisting your hair, nearly pulling some strands out.

You nod and after a few more movements, with your teeth grazing him so sweetly, burning his skin so perfectly, he came down your throat with a low moan, the thick substance nearly making you choke in the process.

He lets go of your hair and slumps back in his chair, eyes closed and breathing heavy.

You push his chair back and stand up removing your pants and straddling his lap.

He opens his eyes to look at you, red eyes staring right through you.

"My turn." You say and guide his slowly softening dick to your entrance.

"Make me feel good, yeah?"

[silverflqmes]

໒⦂ 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐇𝐂𝐒.

notes. reposted from wp!

ft. tooru oikawa, tadashi yamaguchi, yu nishinoya, hajime iwaizumi + osamu miya

genre. fluff + crack

gender neutral! reader

➫ 𝓞𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔 𝓣𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ KING. ahem- anyway the minute you arrive at the beach, the girls would SWARM him, even boys — and honestly gurl, i don't blame them, he sexy or whtvr😐

⌗ you would most likely have to drag his crazy ass away from them or he'll probably shoo them away with his charm while he carries on with you

⌗ y'all would honestly both be jealous, cuz he's got fans all over him and then everyone just starts staring at you — so oikawa might yk.. get territorial🦮

⌗ "i suggest you take your filthy eyes off my precious y/n-chan before you i knock you out myself with my amazing serve!" he'll say while pulling you to him yk like one of those really protective hugs❤️

⌗ okay at some point i feel like he'll start beefing with kageyama, meanwhile you and hinata are just standing there dumbfounded. at least, until your boyfriends drag y'all into the water and force you into a chicken fight..

⌗ BONUS — you're on the bottom for the chicken fight cuz tooru don't wanna ruin his hair smh this ass. so he ends up fighting poor shoyo🙁

➫ 𝓨𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 𝓣𝗔𝗗𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ feel like yams would be chilling with a snow cone while watching everyone from a distance at first cuz he feels a lil insecure and nervous since you're around and all🧎

⌗ well — that is until you drag him off the beach chair to be your partner for beach volleyball against kagehina ;)

⌗ "i- but y/n-chan, why not ask tsukki — he's way better than i am, i promise..!"

⌗ babes. you literally want him, why ain't he picking up the hint😭

⌗ in that case, you needa reassure him like 24/7, so be ready for that — but like it's ok cuz he's really cute and blushy when you give him words of affirmation ( tbh could be his love language too chile ). also give him lots of hugs too!! he needs them♡︎

➫ 𝓝𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗬𝗔 𝓨𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ um chile prepare your ass cuz this boy is picking up babes and in this context that means you, babes.

⌗ GARIGARIKUN FOR DAYS, this man robbed sakanoshita for you ( keishin is screaming somewhere istg )

⌗ besti would totally shower you with them, talm bout sum "as your senpai i'm supposed to take care of your wellbeing, you got it?!"

⌗ he may be a lil birb but he'll still throw your ass in the water, watch yo self😭 he'll come from behind when you least expect it too like dayum bitch no breaks AT ALL

⌗ ok after running around all day there would definitely be a bonfire and he'll just wrap his towel around you two while you cuddle and listen to bokuto's bullshit stories cuz he gets so immersed in them??? don't question him.

➫ 𝓘𝗪𝗔𝗜𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗜 𝓗𝗔𝗝𝗜𝗠𝗘 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ umm this man ended up with a blindfold and a bat trying to crack a water melon open ( and almost hit tooru.. )

⌗ he likes the beach, which is also why he chose to go to cali but anyways he was happy you asked to go with him when he said he'd be going with his team, so y'all vibin

⌗ your day is not too lazy but not crazy either, just kinda going with the flow and spending time with one another; also food! he was so excited for the seafood istg this man was on some "listen, i skipped breakfast for this shit, we are going to eat right now no questions asked."

⌗ he's that one guy who gotta keep everybody in line at the beach in terms of sunscreen, avoiding accidents and making sure no one gets lost lol literally becomes the resident worried mom..

⌗ at the end of the day tho he takes you to look at the fireworks that go off — unless he brought some with him, and sets up a little campfire to roast marshmallows for s'mores

➫ 𝓜𝗜𝗬𝗔 𝓞𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ this man. he packed lunches for you and the rest of his team istg y'all were eating so good BUT y'all ran out of food fast😐 which leaves no choice but to buy more ofc ( it was planned istg ), so another fellow food enjoyer who wanted to try that good ass seafood

⌗ kinda on the lazier side, he put sunscreen on in the first few minutes there and plopped down to get a tan chile; naturally, you had to get his ass outta that chair

⌗ so you, with the help of his crazy ass twin, filled two buckets of water and dumped it ALL OVER HIM ( knowing damn well this man just put sunscreen on ), and RAN

⌗ yeah suna was taking pictures, don't think he was gonna ignore this😐 so yeah anyway osamu tried to beat atsumu's ass and as for you, oh besti, you weren't allowed to eat😪 THAT MAN WAS LITERALLY THE SOUP NAZI FROM SEINFELD "no food for you!"

⌗ but he got over it quick since he isn't one to hold grudges for long, and just laid with you in his arms under the stars later that night while you shared a twin coned ice cream together cuz we love that

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