#these are oh so embarrising

[st4rb3rries]

summer activities with the main 4

pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (aged up 18+)

summary; going to the water park/gas station with them

warnings; cussing, mention of drugs

a/n; sorry for being inactive!! i love you guys hope you enjoy<3

key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader

so i feel like you guys would go to the water park because it's so hot. kyle is the one who suggested it because cartman can't stfu. "what the fuck it's so hot" "then how about we go to the water park tubby" "DON'T CALL ME TUBBY YOU STUPID J- that's actually not a bad idea" "shiii im down it's hot as fuck" "fr" "but not as hot as hot as me😘" "who said you were hot in the first place🤨" so all of you guys walked back to your houses and to go get ready. we all know kyle is the mom friend so he brings extra towels, sunscreen, and floaties and puts it in a suitcase. once you all meet up you guys just decided to walk there. "god kyle did you not get the memo were going to the waterpark not the airport🙄" "WELL CARTMAN I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU GUYS LOOK AT YOURSELVES YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN BRING A SINGLE TOWEL" "thanks for bringing us stuff mom ilysm🥰" "yeah yeah whatever let's just start walking" when you guys get there for some reason kenny and cartman BROUGHT A WHOLE ASS SPEAKER??? *random song playing on speaker* "AW DUDE WTH YOUR EMBARRISING US" "BITCHHH TURN THAT SHIT DOWNN😭" *kyle grabs the speaker and throws it into an "empty" pool* (rip to the kid who was in the pool) "come on stan and y/n lets go swim, but first we gotta put on sunscreen" "bro think's he's the main character💀" "im gonna fucking kill him" "bro thinks he's the villain 💀" your guys favorite thing to do at the waterpark is the slides for sure. or should i say it's you and kenny's favorite thing to do. "WOOHOOO WATER SLIDES Y/N LET'S GO" "YYASSS" "god they're so childish, real men make kids fall of slides" "CARTMAN NO-" so after you and kenny were finished with all the slides. you decided to invite stan because he hasn't done anything being the emo bitch he is🙄. "come on stan lets go next" "no" "yes" "no" he's only saying no because he's afraid he's gonna barf on you since. you guys have to hold each other tight on the slide. (it's in the rules😉) bro is not tryna get caught lacking with having a crush on you. yeah you guessed he finally said yes to you. "ARE YOU READDY STAN HOLD ON TIGHT" "oh god" *not even 5 seconds later* "BLEGHHHHH-" "EW DUDE SICK WTF" bro doesn't even say sorry cause he's too embarrassed. good thing kyle only saw you guys. cartman and kenny would've been laughing their asses off💀. "looks like someone threw a love bomb on you guys *wink*" "shut it kyle" anyways good thing kyle had his big ass suitcase prepared with towels and extra bathing suits. at the end of the day kenny is flirting with the life guards and cartman is torturing kids. but you, stan, and kyle always look foreword to the sunset each day and luckily. the water park has a perfect view for that so you guys were excited. (you guys got kicked out before the sunset)

after getting escorted out the water park you decide to go your local gas station for slushies and snacks. "you guys you guys w-wait up" "come on cartman walk faster" "CAN'T YOU SEE IM TRYING STAN WE JUST CAME FROM THE WATER PARK" "yeah like 2 mintues ago" "LAST ONE WHO GETS THERE HAS TO PAY FOR ALL OUR STUFF" all of you guys start zooming just to piss off cartman. "GODAMMIT WAIT UP" when you guys finally arrive (yes you guys waited for cartman) the cashier always has a look of terror on his face because he knows that you guys. might end up buying the whole store, or accidently set it on fire. "LOOK Y/N SOUR CANDY OUR FAVORITE" "BY THE WHOLE ROW RN" "oh no no no you guys we aren't doing this again." he's only saying this because one time you and kyle ate so much sour candy that you guys passed out. when stan saw you guys he thought y'all did c0k3 because there was white powder everywhere. in reality it was sour dust💀. so he's still traumatized from sour candy because he thought his best bud and future gf died. "stan relax we won't even eat this much this time, right kyle?" "righttt" meanwhile kenny and cartman are fucking up the slushie machine. "kenny i'll give you $5 if you pour slushie into your shoes" "alr bet"*puts slushie in shoes* "BAHAHA KENNY YK I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU $5 FOR THAT" "ik that's why im gonna drink it nothing ain't going to waste😈" "look kenny real men drink out of the slushie machine not their shoes🤓" "you guys are you ready to go🙄" "nah hold up dude lemme get my razzberry slush real quick" as stan tries to get his slush the machine literally explodes everywhere😭. "AH SHIT" "HAHA STAN YOU DUMB BITCH" "ah hell nah smurf nut exploded everywhere" "HAHAH SMURF NUT" "fuck it i say we make a run for it and never come back we can't this shit in time" "at this point yeah😭" "and you guys know damn well none of us brought cash" "NO WAY KYLE BEING A MAN FOR ONCE AND TRYNA STEAL WOAHHH😮" "SHUT IT F@T@SS THEY'RE GONNA HEAR US" "LETS GO THE CASHIER IS SLEEPING" "HELL YEAH FREE STUFF" "PURR LET'S GO😜" you guys ran out with all your snacks and never came back😭. but we all know kyle is gonna come back and repay for the damages and stealing. until he see's photos of himself and you guys on the door saying your banned. "oh fuck"

[olderthannetfic]

You dont have to answer this question if it bothers you

But what is the normal amount of chest hair for cis women (and trans men/masc/nonbinary etc. pre t) Its embarrising to ask ppl irl and searching the internet yielded no answers...

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Oh boy...

We like to pretend that AFABs naturally have very little hair, but it just isn't true.

Do the dudes in your family have a little patch of chest hair, or are they the all-over pelt type? The "normal" amount is going to depend on your genes.

Certain Western European populations with a horror of unibrows and suchlike have bred out some of the hairier genes, but even so, you just never know how much socially objectionable hair someone naturally grows. It's easy to remove it, so they do.

But, okay, if you want a rule of thumb...

If you look like Burt Reynolds on that bearskin rug and you're AFAB, it's time for a chat with the endocrinologist to rule out PCOS.

OTOH, I did know a woman they tested up, down, and sideways, convinced that there must be a hormone imbalance somewhere. Nope, turns out she's just really hairy. I never saw her in a low-cut shirt, so IDK how much was on her chest though.

I do know someone who described her chest hair to me as a small patch between the boobs with a few stray hairs coming down from it—basically the AMAB pattern, but a much lesser version of it. I imagine this is not uncommon on the sort of AFABs who have coarse, dark hair and visible mustaches.

[tblsomedoodles]

After everything has calmed down I can totally see Raphie doing everything in his power to embarrass Dee in front of his brothers.

He'd show them all the baby pictures he has. He'd show them the plushies, and tell Leon how the blue plushie is Dee's favorite.

He's a proud Papa, but he's still Raph so he lives for teasing his family lol.

most certainly. Dee sees him pulling out the photo album and is immediately like "Hey who wants to be anywhere but here!" but it's too late. Raphie's gone into proud papa mode showing off baby pictures and Dee's brothers are loving every second of it.

Thank you!

Oh i'm certain Raphie took like a million pictures of Dee growing up. (if he didn't, Mike certainly did.) He would love showing them off to Dee's siblings, much to Dee's annoyance/embarrisment. And that's adorable! Raph would definitely want a copy of that one in particular lol.

Thank yoU!

I agree! I think i have to go with the Blue plush having the squeaker : )

Thank you!

And leon's now just sitting there with a shell(still equipt with the weird shell cover) that keeps hissing whenever April tries to peak inside.

Thank yoU!

Bishop tries to go after Dee with his brothers nearby.

Leon, Mikey, and Raph *Lethal mode activated*

lol thank you!

[thebibleofdreams]

Finishied Persona 5 Royal, here are my very silly and all over the place thoughts:

10/10 game. Honestly the way the story developed was so cool, that the mystery unfolded for us at the same time as for joker was awsome and even though i knew some spoilers i was constally surprised with were the story was heading. It's impressing when the game is soo long! And obviously Marukis palace was a bit of a twist, but w it being extra material i'm fine with that even though it felt a bit out of place, aswell as Kasumis whole arc. My favorite palace was probably Saes or Shido, and least favorite might be Kamoshida because it was so aesthetically unpleasing, i didn't think it looked good.

Confidant wise i maxed out Ruyji, Yusuke, Makoto, Akechi, Maruki, Hifumi, Kawakami and Mishima. I didn't particualy enjoy Ruyji or Makotos confidant stories, i just found them a bit misplaced i guess, especially Makotos friends boyfriend problem, but it paid off in the end cuse i love them as characters! Akechis confidant was my favorite because i'm annoying lol, it was the drama of it all! The glove duel! I love him so much. But Yusukes was sweet as well. I'm sad that i didn't get further with Futaba and Haru, i got to level 7 with Futaba and i do really like them both, but because this was my first playthrough i think i wasted alot of time doing unimportant stuff. I'm also pissed off that i didn't get further with Sojiro! It took such a long time to up my kindness level and i became angelic the day before i met up with Maruki and my free days were over :') so annoying!

I dated Makoto this time, i thought i dated Kawakami but i accidentally called it off because i' stupid. In the end it all worked out cause with the chrismtas date and valentines date i really thought Makotos storyline was moving !

Worst parts were Okumaras boss battle which nearly made me go crazy lol oh my god it was so hard! I had to play easy mode after that which is a bit embarrising.

But yeah! Good game! Justice for Akechi and Jokers gay romance! I enjoyed the extra angst during Marukis palace but i wanted more of the star crossed lovers!

I'm gonna play persona 4 now :)

[sillymoonboi]

Withy: oh would you all grow up and stop staring at Rez!!! We all don't judge witheren!! So why judge Rez

*the whole bar stops staring and whispering and goes back to there own business*

Rez:*whispers to withy* well that was embarrising-

[chiefatticcreator]

It's hard to say anything against those words. And that's not because I am still busy moaning as he continues to fuck me and hit those right spots. But it is because he's right. I had been hungering for this. Thinking about it when I had been masgurbating, wishing I'd be buldged and filled more. Thinking about it when I had sex with others. Thinking about it during my day, when a random wave of horniness had hit me hard.

"Oh fuck yeah", I nodded agreeing.

To feel his cock even against my boobs feels so insanely obscene the thought makes me shiver and almost makes me orgasm again. I jusg barely cling on and instead tighten my grip on his arms. With a breathy moan I arch my back, push my tits into his big hands and the first time he flicks my oversensitive nipples, my eyes roll back and I come again with a moan. My mouth falls open and I struggle to regain my composure. How embarrising to come from that alone. But my whole body is on fire and in my defense, it's easy to toy with me at this point. Shamefully so. "Ple-please, Jack", I huff and press my body closer against him.

"Please what?" he teases you. His hands, his cock, his thrusts, all are expertly done to make you moan more, to make you cum, to bring you as much pleasure as possible, even when he is using you for his own sexual relief. His cock throbs inside you, his confident smirk is still there, knowing he's made you putty for him, that you utterly belong to him at this moment.

"What do you want?"

[its-my-whump]

I kind of screwed up, using my other blog for the last posts, sorry. 🤦‍♀️

Whumpmas in July Day 30: Antidote

A warm stupor of blackness, Sam felt like being wrapped in a blanket and at the same time, like he was floating on an ocean of cotton. Nothing concerned him, darkness and a comforting silence all around.

A voice from far away. First he couldn't understand. Then it seemed to be calling his name, while it approached.

The soft substance, he thought he was floating on turned into something hard in the same speed the voice was getting louder and more paniced. His blessing numbness retreated and he suddenly felt more like a castaway lost in endless blackness, than floating in an soothing ocean of warmth. But water or what ever it was, shouldn't hurt so much, should it? It was still dark but the nice reassurance, that nothing concerned him, was gone. It's space was occupied by pain all of a sudden. An iron hot throbbing, that was coming from... everywhere.

Sam tried to open his much too heavy eyelids, but they refused. The voice was now definitely calling his name. It sounded like it was screaming it right into his ears. Something big and warm touched his cheek. That did the trick for his eyes and they snapped open.

A hand in his face, it grounded him, reconnected him to reality, though his reality was blurry and much too bright. His eyes refused to stay open by this unpleasend welcome.

A low moan escaped from somewhere. He tried to roll away from the light, his body wouldn't really cooperate. It refused and his attempt was rewarded with a stabbing pain in his left arm and an all consuming wave of heaviness, that was going deep down into his bones. It felt like a giant was squeezing him like a stressball. Another moan, louder. This time, Sam was sure, he made that sound.

The hand still on his cheek brought him back. He made another attempt to see what was going on. His eyes cracked open a bit and he tried to blink the pain away. After a few attempts, the bright blue sky came into focus. So, he was laying on his back, somewhere... outside. His brain slowly trying to put the pieces together. But what was he doing here?

The foreign hand lifted from his face and its owner came into view. Sam blinked a few times more until the face, connected to that hand, stopped moving in and out of focus. He lifted his head a bit to get a better view.

"Pete?" It was only a pathatic whisper, his mouth was dry like sandpaper all of a sudden. He swallowed against the lump in his throat.

"Pete!" His second attempt sounded a bit more alive and his question had turned into a statement.

Pete's hand had gone to his shoulder and was squeezing it reassurringly. Sam's heavy head sunk back to the ground. He felt dizzy and disoriented.

"Yeah man." The big guy released a breath, clearly audible. "Gave me quiet the scare... you stupid idiot!"

Sam's head went up again just slightly, a questioning look on his pale face. "You remember?" The brief smirk on Pete's face had vanished.

"N..no..? wait..." Sam's eyes fixated on the frame behind Peter. 'Oh, now he remembered.'

He not only remembered, but it seemed his mind wanted to jumpstart his thought-process and replayed every detail: Like, how he thought it was a great idea to use the childrens swing. Like, how Peter had told him, that he was an idiot right then. Like, how he had to overdo it. Like, how he himself thought, that it was a bad idea. Like, how he heard the string bursting right before he felt it. Like, how the brief moment of weightlessness reminded him, that this actually was a bad idea and that he definitely was an idiot. Like, how his left arm couldn't break his fall. Like, how he flipped a few times and like, how it all went black.

Peter looked at him, expectation and concern were fighting in his facial expressions of who get's the upper hand.

The short trip down memory lane had not only brought embarrisment, but did a good job of reminding Sam of the pain and dizziness. Hesitantly he answered. "Ye-ah." A painful grimace and the words pressed out through clenched teeth. "I remember." His right hand pressed his left arm to his chest and his eyes closed in an attrmpt to deal with the agonising pain.

The hand on his shoulder shock him slightly. "Ey no sleeping, ambulance is on it's way." Sam's eyes were still closed, he needed to force his teeth to seperate. "M not sleeping, just suffering here."

"You made quiet a cool stunt, you know that?! Except stuntmen get paid and they actually know, what they are doing." A smirk in Petes voice and a low chuckle from Sam eased the situation. Sam had opened his eyes again, looking up to his friend. "Like always, just here to entertain you, y'know." Another stiffled chuckle. "What hurts besides your arm?" Pete was serious again.

"M a bit shaken, but it's mostly the arm, I think. Rest is sour as hell, but not too bad, I guess."

"Head?" Pete's tensed shoulders relaxed visibly. "Didn't really looked like you hit it. And, I mean despite, that there is hardly anything to be damaged at all."

"A..a bit dizzy." Sam's facial expression changed suddenly, his eyes went wide. "Wh..who are you?"

A visible shock went through the big guy, but the brief flicker in his counterparts eyes did reach his attention, nevertheless. "Oh, fuck you, Sammy!" Pete's concern turned into a grim face, when he rolled his eyes annoyed and sunk back into a sitting position beside his friend.

"If I could be sure, that you didn't hurt your head, I would most definitly punch you in your face right now, idiot." A moment later a genguine smile on the big guys face mimiked Sam's expression.

Sirens approached and an ambulace came to a stop a few yards away at the side of the road. Peter had looked up and waved his arm to show the wanted distination.

"Need to asked them, if they got some antidote." He said more to himself, than to Sam, when he looked back at Sam, who looked a bit startled suddenly. "Wai.. Why? What? Did I land on a snake or something?" His hands still pressed to his chest, Sam tried to take a look left and right from his position.

"No, dumbass, for your damn stupidity, you idiot." Sam's head fell back, he wanted to react, but his head was spinning and the agonising pain in his arm, enflamed from the tiny motions his change in position had brought, just took his breath away. He tried to take strained breaths through his nose, to fight it.

"But I guess your stupidity is just incurable, mhm?" Pete commented dryly.

Sam swallowed, his eyes pressed close again. "Guess, you are right there, Pete."

Peter shot him a surprised look. "You're actually agreeing with me? Damn! Now, I AM actually worried."

@whumpmasinjuly-archive

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[lk--165]

teeg and larry doodles from today..

[greenflamedwriter]

be careful who you badmouth Part Three:

Shen Yuan may have fucked up. And of course he payed for it.

Luo Binghe couldn't punish him and go too far, it wouldn't do to break his new toy.

But some humilation would remind Shen Yuan of his place...

Shen yuan is dressed as a brothel women, to serve Luo Binghe and the rebels under the guise of a friendly treaty to return cultivation and accepted their proposal. Even gave them the option to work under Luo Binghe and be paid by the Huan Hua palace.

Shen yuan was ridiculoued and spoken down too and humiliated by his ‘men’ but he bore with it. Until one made him trip.

His younger brother who was the new leader looked down on him. The others grabbed Shen Yuan and began to beat him up. As Shen Yuan was shoved into the floor his brother leaned down.

“This suits you Gege.”

…what?

His eyes widened as he looked at the grinning men in a new light.

They hadn’t lost their memories.

…they betrayed him.

Ah. Ha. Ha.

Of course it is one of those novels he should’ve known. Unless you were the protagonist it would’ve been best to betray everyone and look out for himself.

As the others got up one spat on his cheek, while the others sniggered another one kicked his head as he walked past and Shen Yuan spread out on the floor. His clothes ripped and bruises staining his chest.

He heard footsteps and realised Luo Binghe towering over him.

He had to get up, he tried to sit up then groaned when a foot slammed into his chest pinning him to the floor.

Shen Yuan grabbed the foot crushing his ribcage.

“Poor Shizun.” Luo Binghe spoke looking down on him.

“Betrayed by your men, is that the sense of loyalty you inspire in others, The loyalty I should expect from you?”

Shen Yuans relaxed his head falling back.

“I’m not surprised. I’m a bitter coward, who finds trouble without meaning too. This was the best outcome for them, I don’t find fault with them.” It was understandable, he was honestly thinking this scene was angsty enough so the ‘twist’ that his men sold him out?

That was to be expected.

Luo Binghe smile crooked “Your men never attacked me. After you fled they came to me, begging forgiveness once I found them out. They sold you out to save themselves and best of all, I told them to speak of arrays and Tailsmens since they had no plan to begin with. You had no plan other than brute force.”

Shen Yuan’s eyes widened, what- really?

What a lame canon fodder! Pathetic! Completely pathetic!

“If you had honestly tried to revolt against me, I dare say you would have succeeded. This Lord is truly lucky that one such as yourself is a coward.” 

Luo Binghe’s foot pressed down harder.

“This Lord has been very forgiving, to let your men go and have someone like you be with my feet.”

If Shen Yuan was an honest man he would find this degradation hot.

But thankfully he was a repressed man, so nothing embarrising happened next.

“Clean up this mess.” 

Luo Binghe moved away and Shen Yuan finally sat up.

“Oh and one more thing.” Luo Binghe picked up and untouched bowl from the table and poured it onto the floor.

Shen Yuan blinked down at it, confused. 

What was that about?

“I havn’t fed you yet? Eat that off the floor, leave nothing left.”

Shen Yuans eyes widened.

You have got to be joking. His face spasmed in disgust.

Luo Bonghe’s eyes narrowed.

“I won’t ask you again.”

Shen Yuan could feel his chest tighten with humiliation. He reached out and Luo Binghe’s foot pressed onto his hand.

Shen Tuan yelped trying tug his hand back.

“Don’t use your hands.”

You sadistic freak! Shen Yuans glared openly.

But Luo Binghe wasn’t moving and Shen Yuans mouth twitched before leaning forward lowering his head down.

“Quickly before it gets cold.”

Luo Binghe used to be his favourite character. He was so cool and amazing!

As if!

What an asshole!

Shen Yuan was going to be sick. As he ate the top of the congee that was fine, but the parts that touched the floor.

“Eat all of it.” Shen Yuans tongue lapped at the floor picking up rice and dirt left by the shoes that walked on this floor.

Tears pricked his eyes. Was this his new future? 

A plaything to the demon Lord Luo Bonghe?

Welp. He’s made a decision, he’ll just kill himself. There has to be some way to detonate his core on command. Once he figures that out he can escape this torture!

Shen Yuan moved back to see nothing left and sat up, his face covered in dirt.

Luo Bonghe smirked “Now, clear away this mess and report to the kitchens. The servants will have some tasks for you.”

Luo Bonghe walked away with a smirk.

He glanced back to see Shen Yuan clear the plates. He looked pitiful.

Luo Bonghe wondered briefly if he want too far, humans were soft after all especially this one.

But this cultivator and cunning and dangerous a waste to kill him and-

Luo Binghe flexed his blood parasites and heard the satisfying sound of plates crashing onto the floor.

Luo Bonghe knew how prideful men could be, this way Shen Yuan won’t prematurely give up on him. Not until Luo Binghe was finished with him.

Shen Yuan, meanwhile place a hand over his mouth trying to be sick- he was utterly done for. With the parasites it’ll alert Luo Binghe of anything if Shen Yuan was trying to commit suicide.

He fell to his knees clinging to the table.

He was trapped.

...

...

After working as part of the staff, the usual meetings where his men would humilate him was a regular occurance. 

Luo Binghe came to realise, that he may have went too far.

Shen Yuan was afraid of him...

Of course he had to remind the younger that he was a powerful man, but most days as he watched his prisoner act like a servant, in the ost guady clothes- mostly Sha Hualings cast-offs he was reminded of the nighthunts he had with his Shizun.

The contrast was painful, and Luo Binghe wasn't a man who would apologise, he didn't think it was good enough. This was the first time he dealt with his consequences.

He took Shen Yuan and told him he was free from his duties as a servant, and was instead stationed to work in the library.

He told Shen Yuan he was not restricted to any texts or scrolls. This was a big deal, he never trusted easily and knew Shen Yuan was clever he could find some way to use this knowledge against him.

But as a prisoner this was the most insurance he could give freely to his ward.

Shen Yuan didn't think of any of that mostly brightening up and even bowed thanking his Lord, he began to work on his beastiary and he saw the lust in Shen Yuans eyes when he devoured his library.

It was...cute.

He even asked his three wives to look after him, if he had others to socialise with his Shizun would feel less trap.

He never trusted any man with his wives but knew this was a good choice.

From what they told him, Shen Yuan never acted like a rival suitor, he was mostly interested them in their story and even asked how they thought of Luo Binghe and how he courted them. He even critisiced Luo Binghe wether his actions were romantic or not.

So far Shen Yuan had the notion that Luo Binghe was sleezy.

"Sleeping with Qui Wanyrou, in an immortal alliance conference? Where all peak lords are watching? The old palace master would've seen!"

Luo Binghe who was over hearing froze.

He...never thought of that.

Even his wives suddenly pulled faces and poor Qui Wanryou even looked like she was going to be sick, but she didn't realise either.

He would ask Liu Mingyan and Ning Yingying on cultivation, Ning Yingying was delighted at the excitment he showed he reminded her of her disciples.

"He almost reminds me of you," She said fondly and Luo Binghe felt awful that maybe Ning Yingying wanted to teach or continue cultivating...

He even showed interst with Sha Hualing he didn't judge her from over throwing her father and guessed he was proud and was able to retire. She acted tough but secretly she was preening and began to go into detail about her clan and how her people were going through a famine so she was used to going hungry and didn't like seasoned food.

Shen Yuan was soon beloved by all the harem, they didn't see him as a threat just a really dumb servant who was too smart for his own good.

There were lines in the sand as most of the harem that were self serving were immedietly deterred away from doing anything. Like the old Palace mistress.

As Luo Binghe, months later, sat with Shen Yuan during their dinner that was becomming a regular occurance he spoke about what Shen Yuan wanted to do. He was still under Luo Binghes oath. But Luo Binghe did want him to be confortable.

Shen Yuan thought...even if it was some weird psychological play, Shen Yuan couldn't see the point of saying no, this was the protagonist. If he wanted something he got it, if he wanted a wife he got it.

If he wanted Shen Yuan dead he would be dead.

The only thing he could do was ask and hope to god Luo Binghe was in a giving mood.

"Could I still leave the grounds and work on my beastiary, even with a chaperone or you if it pleases my Lord." 

Luo Binghe hummed "Well yes, as long as all of your work will now be owned by Huan Hua palace, and myself."

Oh, he's selling the rights to his works without the royalties.

"Would you publish this? To the humans and mortals to help them?" Luo Binghe nodded "Of course, anything else?"

Oh god he was over stepping! He should just stop while he was ahead.

"Then there's nothing else I can think off. If it please my Lord for me to stay here then I will." 

For some reason, Shen Yuan had the feeling Luo Binghe still wasn't happy.

"Anything for Shizun."

Shen Yuan, almost choked on his tea as his eyes snapped to the others, "Y-you were serious about that?"

"Of course."

Shen Yuans eyes widened, but that- Luo Binghe only called those Shizun whom he respected. Ever since Shen Qingqiu he's only called those that who really deserved it.

Only Meng mo had that title.

"It- it doesn't feel proper to have the Lord Luo Binghe as my disciple,"

"What if I don't care about propriety. You have valuable insight, and I would be a fool not to take advantage."

...Okay- so from what he could gleam from this. Luo Binghe wanted something from him. And once he figured that out, or grew bored with Shen Yuan he would get rid off him after making an example out of him. 

He took a breath "Very well, if it pleases my Lord."

"Call me Luo Binghe. I said there was no need for formalities."

Well, he didn't want to offend.

"Of course, Luo Binghe." And finally Luo Binghe smiled, and it was dazzling. Shen Yuan felt himself relaxing. This was the protagonist, he was practically radiant.

He found himself reaching for his plate and finishing his food. Now Luo Binghe was looking at him oddly "It's cold, wouldn't you want something else?"

Shen Yuan found himself smiling, it was almost like their night hunts when Tiangmo would fret over the poor Inn food and cook his own- Shen Yuan figured the boy just had a distrust for food. 

"Luo Binghe made this right? Even if it's cold it's still delicious. And I wouldn't want to waste food." He began to eat, sure it was better warmer but it was still toe-curlingly good.

....

Before he turned in for the night he felt Luo Binghe clasped his arm, still looking cool his eyes staring right through him.

"Before I leave you, Shizun. There is one more question I have for you."

Luo Binghe never thought to torture him for this information, he wanted to ask. But only if Shen Yuan felt safe enough to reveal that information. 

Luo Binghe was torn though, on one hand he wanted to bully Shen Yuan it was so easy! And Shen Yuans bullied flushed and tear streaked face was a delight and should be seen only by him. And yet, he wanted his trust he wanted Shen Yuan to rely on him like Tiangmo when he was his disciple...

"Yes Lor- uh Luo Binghe." 

"What was my weakness?"

Shen Yuan straightened "Oh right, of course I'll tell you- it's fuana. Flowers that trigger dual cultivation, you have a reputation of being in those situations and I wondered how lucky you were to have someone close but what would happen if you were alone- or if others were alone who weren't heavenly demons thats how I made that tonic, your highness." Luo Binghe's eyes widened. He probably never realised.

"You made that from thinking of me?" Shen Yuan nodded "Yeah, and remember that time you pushed me out the way of the flower and took the pollen onto yourself? I could've killed you. Slit your throat then pushed you into the stream and let the water carry you away washing all of the evidence." 

"I only mention it," Shen Yuan spoke after realising how silent Luo Binghe was being "Is that others might be thinking the same thing as I and might take advantage. Even other demon clans or cultivators may take advantage to 'push' a marriage gaining more in the deal so to say."

Lord Binghe's hand tightened and Shen Yuan tried not to grimace.

"This one apologises-"

"Now, This lord..." Luo Binghe let go standing straighter "This Lord appreciates Shizuns council. I will head that in the future. If Shizun could indulge this Lord and...teach me such remedies?"

Shen yuan eagerly nodded "Of course, just let me know when Lord Luo Binghe is free, I'll be at your service." 

Luo Binghe seemed to find amusment with this line, Shen Yuan had no idea what was so funny.

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[marvel-m-lee]

Embarrassing Moments

1666 Words

Famous Y/n (actor)

Summary: Y/n was at a QnA with her co stars Robert Sheeran and Emmy Raver-Lampman when a certain question is asked which leads to some embarrissing tickle story on Y/ns part...

Based off this QnA 38:45 minutes in h͟e͟r͟e͟

A/n: i was shaving my legs and watching this video and now this fanfic exists and I need sleep before school. Why do I do this for a dead fandom? Who knows...

You laughed, shuffling yourself on the couch a little and smiling at the large crowd of people.

You were doing a Q&A on The Umbrella Academy and just you and your co-stars. You sat next to Emmy and Robert sat next to her, the three of you resting on a white peach sofa and answering fan questions.

You were about halfway through and had a sip of water, smiling at all the guests and fans who joined you.

Emmy and Robert were talking about something you were unable to answer and laughing, finishing up for the next question. You smiled at them, excited for the new season to come out and finally being able to do interviews with the cast again.

You put your water down as the host pointed to one of the question stands and a person stepped forwards, they seemed a little younger than you and prepared themselves for their question after you'd been asked about Disney princesses.

"Hi" the host introduced and the poor kid seemed rather nervous. A wobbly hi in return.

"Hi- um, I have a quick question? What's the most embarrassing thing you had to do?"

Emmy's face did a whole drop at the question making you burst out laughing. The host thankfully finished the kids question for them, clearing up that it was on set.

Emmy turned to you and laughed, then looked back at the crowd, "oh I was like- in life??? AhHh-" the three 0f you laughed along together.

"Yeah, no, with these two we'd be here all night-" you joked, earning laughter from the crowd and your co-stars.

Emmy was lost in her own laughter which you adored. In all fairness everyone in the cast loved Emmy's laugh as it was so contagious.

"Um.. oddly dancing was tough for me-" Robert admitted. You looked at him shocked, but Emmy nodded along. "It was.. it was tricky-"

"Really? You think that was your most embarrassing?" You asked surprised. Robert nodded and laughed at your reaction.

"Yeah- I mean- also it was my first day filming so- there was like a hundred people on set and I was like hello, hiya, hello, hi, and then their like ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇs ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ!" everyone in the room burst out laughing at his sudden voice change. "So- that was pretty embarassing"

You laughed along with the rom but looked at him in surprise, "really? Out of all the things you had to do as a character the dancing got you?" once again laughter filled the room but you were honestly curious- now you were like the eeger fan.

"i mean, yeah- ive already done half of those things in real life so-"

"Like he drugs?" Emmy butted in, laughing and doubling over.

"Yeah!-" Robert stiffled a giggle and ajusted himself. "No but yeah, it was just very- straight forward and, again, it was my first day so it was a shocker"

"yeah- but i feel like you could have done better than that-" yoy rolled your eyes, smirking and acting unsatisfied with his answer which made the room laugh at your childish antics.

It was nice for the crowd to see your interactions with the older cast, you were around Aidens age give or take so they enjoyed watching the sibling rivalry you had with the cast members.

"Sorry Y/n- but honestly- yeah, yeah. That was actually harder than i thought- the scenes where you dont actually talk, are sometimes the scenes that are actually the trickiest"

"im so disapointed in you both" you shook your head jokingly.

"hey! No but we really, we mainky just have like funny moments" Emmy replied, looking at you. You actually agreed with her though, nodding. Things werent really as embarising as they were funny or memerable.

"Im always getting peoples names wrong actually- thats pretty embarrising? Especially when youve been working with them for like 2 months" Robert cringed. Just then Emmy jumped up and tapped both your and Robberts laps excititedly.

"oh! oh oh! Waot actually, i completely ate shit this season-" the look of excitememt on your face as you quickly realised what she was talking about was brilliant.

"Oh yeah!- yeah! Was that?-" you couldnt stop yourself from laughing as she nodded, laughing with you.

"Wait- wait what?"

"when she fell in the driveway-" you laughed harder and had to remove the mic beside you so everyone wouldnt hear your loud laughter.

Roberts face of realisation followed by an oohhhhh was hilarious making you laugh harder. He also laughed with you both and Emmy quickly composed herself- faster than yiu at least.

"you wouldnt have seen it yet- well i hope not"

"noooo i hope it comes out in the blooper shots" you laughed, "i can imagine the edits of you just faceplanting to the beat and-" you burst out laughing again, replaying her falling over in an edit where she just falls to the beat and had to compose yourself as you almost started crying.

"Oh my god youre crying-" Robert noticed, laughing hard at the situation and how hilarious you thought it was.

After a couple of moments you finally composed yourself and was nudged by Emmy. "How about you anyway, what was your emnarrising moment?"

"moments" you corrected, "honestly it was just terrible, they were all so cruel to me-" You joked, but Robert snuck round and poked you in the side, teasing you and making you jump a little.

For a moment you and your co star looked at one another, Robert reminding you of a very common yet embarrising thing they would all do to you. He teased a smirk on his face as you tried to glare at him.

Emmy looked back and forth between you both before realising Robert had snuck his hand behind her to poke you, she then jumped realising what you were both talking about.

"OH! Oh yeah- i almost forgot about that- oh you definately got it the worst actually" she laughed.

Robert looked away, grinning that he'd brought up a lovely embarrising situation for you. He looked at the crowd and could see as they were all confused at what was happening.

"wait- wait what happened?" The host asked, laughing at your expression as you tried to hide yourself as a blush grew on your face a little.

"You and Aiden definately got it worst actually if we're talking about that. Youre both so adorable-"

"Emmy!?" Your face was blushing a lot now at remembering the situation.

"yeah, ours was lame in comparison to yours actually Y/n/n" Robert laughed.

"Youre both so mean."

"go on, tell them what they want to hear about your embarrising moments" He nodded at the crowd and you gave him a half annoyed mostly joking face.

"i told you guys their cruel" You shifted yourself, avoiding the question which only earned you a poke from Emmy, grinning wating for you to answer. They both knew how flustered you'd get, and it was very rare and something that always made you nervous because you never knew how to act.

"come onnnn" she teased, Robert sat up, turning to you much like Emmy was. Like kids waiting to be read a bedtime story.

You deadpanned them both before grunting and sighing. Shifting yourself to answer.

"So in the show, with my power they usually put me in a harness or some other things- which is always awesome, but when were done before im let out these lot like to bully me-"

"its become some like ritural where before we get the crew to let them out we get to tickle them senseless" Robert finished, knowing fully well you wouldnt be able to but also giddy to tell the story himself.

"its always so cute because they'll just be hanging there and watching us approach or whoevers on set with them and they start laughimg before we even do anything" Emmy and Robert seemed much more keen on telling this story so you hid yourself behind your hands but couldnt stop your cheeks glowing red.

"its so adorable" Robert teased, poking you again and making you jump to glare at him. The crowd laughed and giggled, watching as Robert made some teasing grabby hands to you, making you smile wobbly and roll your eyes.

"I hate you both" you said embarressed.

"Aw" Emmy awed laughing along with Robert and the crowd, "dont feel embaressed, its cute, plus you love it" she comforted, putting a hand on yiur shoulder but then tickling your neck to make you giggle.

"Ehemmy! Stahap!- not nohow!" You giggled, swatting her away.

"oh so we have permissiom to do this later?" Robert teased, am arm behind the couch and relaxing.

"maybe, i'll think about it" you replied, trying to play it off cool and looking away. You then jokingly pulled the mic uo to your face and whispered that you'd need a ride and help straight after this making everyone in the room laugh.

"there our embarrising moments probably- Y/n definately takes the cake though" Emmy teased.

You all thanked the person for their question and the other questions continued as normal for about another 15 minutes or so before it did have to end.

Robert and Emmy and the whole main cast had figured out you enjoyed tickles early on in the first season thanks to this little thing you had going on, and you were okay with that. But you didnt want the whole world to know just yet, and so whenever it was brought up like this it was never offical and only teased. And much promised later backstage you were found laughing at their mercy, trying to fight them off but failing.

When you went home that night, you looked on tumblr and once again noticed how people were connecting he dots and adoring your scene as they did with many celebs. You sighed but laughed.

Embarrissing moment for sure.

[autogynocrat]

I bottomed for the first time and oh god it was so embarrising

cute

[lockoutkey]

I like to imagine that someone would one day tell iskall that his roommate is “kind of freaky” and Iskall, who has somehow grown attached to this cryptid despite his 3 am ramen runs and lack of social skills would go “hey, I know he can be weird at times but you don’t have to be a bitch about it.”

HONESTLY YEA (dsmp frogs sorry about this lmao)

Iskall was debating cutting in like at this point. He had 20 minutes to get to his artifact interpretation class and still hadn't bought his coffee. It was 8am. Etho had him go on another 3am ramen trip last night and he was convinced halfway there to go to insomnia cookie. He was not happy.

"Yo, Iskallman, you heading to class?"

Iskall internally groaned. He liked Techno, he honestly did. The guy had been in a few classes with him and he was smart as hell when it came to mythology and history. But he was an early riser and he could not take it.

"Hallo. I didn't know you had an 8am?" Iskall asked politely. Please just leave.

Techno grinned. "I don't. I just like being up early."

Iskall audibly groaned at his statement. "God, you're just like Etho. He's either up early as hell or in a coma."

Techno's demeanor automatically shifted. Maybe it was his half asleep brain, but Techno seemed...uncomfortable. "Oh yeah, he is a bit weird, huh?"

Iskall's eyes narrowed. "Come again?"

"You know what I mean." Techno waved his hands. "He's so quiet, and his eye is so creepy. Plus, he hands out with those other weirdos. Have you ever heard their conversations? They say the strangest things. It creeps everyone in my department out. I heard he even ruined one of his classmates projects just to get a 100. Who does that? I feel bad for you honestly."

Iskall is glad he didn't have a coffee, because if he did, it would have either been on the floor or in Technoblade's face. "I want you to listen to me right now, Technoblade."

Techno noticed his angry stance. "Dude, what are-"

"I don't wanna hear you talk shit about Etho again, got it? I don't give a fuck how weird or creepy you think he is, he's not your friend, he's mine. You don't know jack shit about him and you don't deserve too. Stay the hell away from him and me."

Fuck his coffee and fuck Technoblade. Iskall stormed out, rant not going unnoted by the few students and staff. Techno was quick to grab his food and leave, embarrisment radiating from him.

Xisuma watched from the table, not saying a word. Thoughts and feelings swarmed in his head, never to escape unless the time was right. The time would never be right, though. Not anymore. Never again.

[bathroomgirl0024]

hello here’s the fake date Monokuma x reader that I promised like months ago but didn’t write so here it is (part1 because this is too long lmao) (warning: reaaallly long, may contain cursing, badly written probably, I don’t know what setting to use so pls tell me if I should use v3 or dr1, gnreader I think, hope you enjoy this)

The killing game is annoying as hell

People keep dying. People you called friends keep dying, The class trials are really annoying, the person that killed was someone you called a friend, and then they die. It was an incredibly frustrating cycle that you're really surprised that you haven't gone insane yet.

However, the most annoying thing about it all was that damn bear called monokuma.

Monokuma was the one that wanted to keep continuing the killing game. Constantly giving motives for murder, getting really giddy whenever the killings happen, and excitedly carrying out the executions. Continuing this over and over again till only 2 people were left. Constantly taking your friends away and shoving you into the depths of despair.

Its really infuriating. Especially when he made almost any kind of violence (except for insults, thankfully) against him strictly forbidden. Because all you wanted was to just wanted to tear his stupid plush flesh up into nothing and then dump his robo-parts in a-*DING DONG*

Eh? Someone’s at the door…? Why?

‘...Who’s there?-'*DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG* More ringing!?

You decided to go and answer who kept ringing your bell. And it’s…

Monokuma

Great.

You glared at the bear while he seemed to... nervously look around while looking a bit red, sometime trying to make eye contact with you, but immediately looking back down. A bit of awkward silence was shared between the both of you, until you decided to speak up.

'What do you want.' you ask with a deadpan expression, still glaring at the bear. Who responds by flinching for a moment, then slowly beginning to talk.

'W-well, um...h-hello there, [Name]! How have you b-been these days-'

'Horrible, thanks to you.' you immediately spat out, 'Just say what came here for, then leave me alone!'

'...Ugh, Fine!' His nervous stuttering disappears almost immediately, only leaving a few beads of sweat and... a bit of blush? 'It's... just that...Ugghhh!! It's really embarrising, Okay!?' Monokuma angrily huffed, 'It's...well...' he takes a moment to think. It takes a long while, and then, 'I, uh... have a request!' and that was when you immediately lost interest. 'I need you to... have a meeting with me!' Oh great, just great. ‘You see…I’ve got… something to talk about.’

'…Is that all' you spoke, 'if so, I'm not intrested-'

'Oh, come on! I came all the way over here for this, and you're not even going to accept my request!? Jeez, how annoying! You're really... really the worst.' He huffed.

That remark pissed you off. For someone like him to call you that- 'Anyway, about the meeting. You have to meet me right outside the dormitory, tomorrow, right after the nighttime announcement. You better be there! Or else...' And he changed the subject.

You decided to ignore the remark and respond, 'or else what?'

'I'll punish you, of course! I'm the headmaster, after all. You can't defy me!'

How goddamn irritating, 'Why do you want to have a meeting anyway? Why not just tell me now-'

'It doesn't matter why! Just go with it Okay? Okay!' He got angry again, (how many times is he gonna do that?) He begins to leave, and you begin to close the door, until he speaks up again, ‘Oh, and by the way, make sure you shower and wear a new set of clothes before the meeting! Don’t wanna endure that gross B.O of yours, y’know! I mean seriously! Has no one ever told you how bad you stink-‘ You slammed the door as hard as you can in his face, feeling really embarrassed, that bastard…

You lean against the door. A meeting tomorrow, near of the dormitory, right after the nighttime announcement. With Monokuma. This definitely won’t be good.

[moxfirefly]

Ive come to annoy you and ask for embarrising headcannons of the turtle boys mwhaha

Pfffffft please, ask away as much as you like my friend.

So let’s see, embarrassing hc’s with the lads?

• Class A klutz right here, for a ninja he really do be tripping and breaking shit pretty easily

• it’s why Raph had the top bunk, Mikey would just straight up roll off and fall in the middle of the night

• MUST be surperviced while in Donnie’s lab

• (this is a rick and morty joke I love but I can so see it happening) says Granite instead of GranTED

• “wow we really can’t take life for granite”

• cue Donnie looking into the camera like in The Office

• has definitely rubbed his eyes after chopping up jalapeños

• at least four times... (it’s happened to me... 😬)

• spontaneous boners at the worst times

• thinks nobody is gonna find his nudey mags under the mattress

• guess what: everyone has, Mikey please

• gets caught wanking off the most

• nervous farter™️

• oh boy does this precious boy get stuck places

• hallways, windows, vents, a bathroom stall

• him big™️

• knocks stuff over

• knows his strengh buuuuut has had incidents, namely made Mikey cry once or twice, felt AWFUL

• when that growth spurt hit did it hit my man

• def clogged the toilet one too many times (mikey’s chili is not to be trifled with my god)

• does not want to watch Disney movies...he will cry 🥺 hates to cry in front of anybody (honestly Raph is baby)

• still has his baby blanket

• yes still sleeps with it especially if he sad™️

• once swallowed his toothpick

• he fights so much with Leo cause deep down that’s his role model and he wants to be like him but he knows he’s too stubborn and Leo drives him up the wall too much for him to admit it

• wants to be the little spoon lowkey 🥺

• cried during his first tattoo and “no Donnie nobody will believe you”

• angry cryer™️

• hi he’s needy

• I’m serious, he hates to even fathom it but he is Needy™️

• he loves being babied

• used to ask for extra hugs and kisses when he was little

• was afraid of the dark

• the “dad can I sleep with you tonight?” Kid

• will not even boil water correctly, not the family cook nope nope

• drools when he’s k.o’d in bed

• prefers to read smut instead of watch it, has some spicy romance novels hidden away, prays nobody finds it

• high key admires himself, randomly will flex while looking at himself in the mirror gets all shy when he’s caught

• nervous puker™️

• nervous talker™️

• seriously he rambles on when he’s high key nervous

• the high pitch screamer when scared

• if he makes it to bed, needs to hold something to sleep. Probs has a body pillow, boy dreams about falling a sleep on titties

• accidentally left some x rated stuff on one of the monitors while explaining something about surveillance footage, Leo cleared his throat like 9 times

• speaking off, pls knock before entering the lab, please please knock 🤦‍♀️

• once ate coffee grounds while working on a a project, he was close to a breakthrough ok

• grumpy grump in the morning will be found scratching his butt while the coffee brews

• sings in the shower

• once had a sexy dream with April, couldn’t look her in the eye for a week

[lizandbo]

singer s/o w/ hq bois

This stupid mf is glitching cuz I’m impatient as fuck</3

I think half of this is complete garbage- or maybe all 

Kuroo

- Hell love to watch you to sing

- your voice is like, one of his favorite things about you

- i mean...he loves all of you but...ya know?

- if you ever sing to him or about him

- he = *insert computer crashing noises*

- but seriously, if you are in some kind of band or something 

- he’s having a big banter about how he’s so proud of you and loves you

- if you ever get a promotion in your singing career, hell let out a little yelp and hug you so close and  give you tiny little gifts for the celebration 

- hell obvi buy ALLLL the merch for your singing

- only if your a musician of course 

- he doesnt care if you sing rap, heavy metal, pop- ANYTHING 

- does cheesy lines about it too

- hell alaways make opinions or add ons to the lyrics of your song 

- one time he was trying to sing wth you but...he isn’t the best with singing

- nor could his voice could be as high as yours

- and it doesnt matter if you have a really deep voice even tho your a female (or not)

- ya know he has a very deep voice.. so if you tryna do a duo of some sort then like...damn thats a different vocals of sound...if that even made senseXD

Atsumu 

- he loves it when you sing, like everybody else

- he caught you dancing and singing to one of your favorite songs 

- it wasn’t cringing- but it was more like a peaceful but astonishing moment 

- he filmed he whole moment with a lazy smirk on his face as always 

- atsu was suddenly humming to the lyrics horribly thats when you realized that your boyfie was Watching and recording you the whole time 

- “TSUUUUUUU what the actual fuck!”

- “i just really like your singing babe”

- you were blooming red around your face 

- “ya know, you shouldn’t do that cuz i might have a voice crack in my voice when i sing”

- “and why would that be a problem??”

- “becuase it would be embarrassing as hell”

- “ well anything about your singing isn’t embarrassing, its actually quite funn-”

- “DONT YOU FUCKING DARE FIINSH THAT SENTENCE”

- “ i wont”

- “okie dokie”

- once you turn around and started to make something for lunch for the two of you, you heard..singing?  

- “ WElL ANyThINg ABOOOUUTTT yOuR SINginG AINT SOOOOO EMBARRisiNG... ITS ACTUALLY quITE FUNNNYyYyY~”

- “FUCKIN ATUSMU, YOU DICK”

- “ILL ALWAYS LoVe YO”

- “oh hell nah”

[navieli]

twilight: nightmare on forks

by serenity darkmoon...raven??

genre: lord knows what this generator came up with oh my god

pairing: karasu x you

site: http://fanficmaker.com/

"Wait," said Serenity Darkmoon Raven to Y/n. "Waitup!"

Y/n waited for her to arrive.

~~~United forever in friendship and labour,

Our mighty republics will ever endure. ~~~

"I have to tell you something," Serenity Darkmoon Raven said while she barely dared to look at Y/n.

"What is it," Y/n said, "You can tell me anything."

~~~The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages.

The dream of a people their fortress secure.~~~

"It's.... I think.... I'm not sure but... oh gosh, I'm embarrising myself, Serenity Darkmoon Raven said with the cuttest giggle Y/n had ever seen her show.

~~~Long live our Soviet motherland,

Built by the people's mighty hand.

Long live our people, united and free.

Strong in our friendship tried by fire.~~~

"I think I... I think I love Karasu!"

And with those words, Y/n's heart sank. Because really... really she loved Serenity Darkmoon Raven.

~~~Long may our crimson flag inspire,

Shining in glory for all men to see.~~~

Y/n sat there, at home, in Forks. But she didn't want to go anywhere. The weigh on her heart was too heavy to bare. And so she laid down on her bed and stared at the ceiling while listening to her favourite songs.

~~~Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us

Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above

And Stalin our leader with faith in the people,

Inspired us to build up the land that we love.~~~

Y/n then rose up again. She would not give up that easily! No, Serenity Darkmoon Raven's love would be hers!

~~~Long live our Soviet motherland,

Built by the people's mighty hand.

Long live our people, united and free.

Strong in our friendship tried by fire.

Long may our crimson flag inspire,

Shining in glory for all men to see.~~~

"Serenity Darkmoon Raven!" Y/n yelled. She looked up. She with her beautiful coconutlike eyes. Y/n couldn't wait to tell her her true feelings!

Serenity Darkmoon Raven, Y/n said with a quivering lip. Her heart beating like a drum.

"I love you."

~~~We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,

And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.

Our glory will live in the memory of nations

And all generations will honour her name.~~~

Serenity Darkmoon Raven looked up at her and said those simple, beautiful words: "I think I love you too."

~~~Long live our Soviet motherland,

Built by the people's mighty hand.

Long live our people, united and free.

Strong in our friendship tried by fire.

Long may our crimson flag inspire,

Shining in glory for all men to see.~~~

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Meanwhile, Y/ns mind was wondered back to the past. The good old days....

It was Sakuras halloween party, which everyone was invited too.

The party was awesome as always, because Shidou was hosting it.

Y/n was pretty drunk that day.

If Y/n was honest, She couldn't remember much that happened.

Only something about a tree,a rabbi and a traffic cone.

There was one thing that stuck in Her mind though. Something She would never forget.

Karasu.

Karasu was wearing a Sakura mask that night (it was a fancy dress party btw - A/N).

It was one of the best costumes at the party.

Everyone had come as something or someone else.

No one could recognize anyone else because everyone had bits of their bodies covered;

KARASU WAS DRESSed as SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN.

SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN WAS DRESSed as SAKURA.

SAKURA WAS DRESSed as Y/n.

Y/n was dressed as Shidou.

And Shidou was dressed as a rolled up paper.

Y/n had no idea which person Karasu was! At the top they were strangers. But they would become much more!

Y/n was instantly attracted to Karasu in Him costume. The way He moved. The way He talked.The way He flicked His hair.

Karasu was doing a Karaoke number.

It was "a whole new world". And He was awesome.

He sung like a true seductor.The audience was miasmarised by Karasu.

Despite Her crushing shyness,and fear of people judging him,Y/n got up and sang too.

When Karasu was singing a whole new world it was like the words spoke to Her. Karasu seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Her. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world.

They gazed into eachother eyes as Karasu spoke the last lyric.

Then silence.

Suddenly, Y/n was woken out of the flashback by the present

---

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The next time they saw eachother Karasu winked at Y/n, remembering what happened at the party.Y/n blushed.

Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Y/n didn't care.

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Y/n had some time before he had to do anything, so She decided to have another flashback.

It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother.

"Hi" Y/n said, meekly.

"Hay" Karasu said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol.

"Do you want too..."

"maybe.."

"ok then."

So they walked to the cloakroom.

It wasn't long before their lips were together. Y/n couldn't remember who made the first move.

She did remember the taste though. The taste of Karasu.

Karasu tasted like passionfruit on a winter noon.

Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour.

What had they been eating? Y/n tried to work out it. It took much tung work.

After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Karasu guessed what Y/n was doing.

"I had redcurrant for lunch."

"oh"

"you dont have to stop though"

"oh. Good!" Y/n said, with great relief.

They finally drew away after what seemed a whole week but was only mere minutes.

The taste of Karasu's lips still lingered in Y/n's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes.

Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Karasu snuggling against Y/n's neck as he snuggled upto Karasu's torso.

(lots of hugging happened after this).

. They had a lot of..."fun".

"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Y/n.

"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Karasu blushing in the way they always did.

"Tomorrow?"

"Yes" said Karasu.

"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Y/n.

And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but they never told their friends.

a/n: i do not know what just happened ☹️

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