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scp372 · 5 years ago

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aziraphale and crowley raised a kid and then immediately deserted him w/ out explanation on his 11th birthday i’m sorry to tell you all this but they’re terrible dads and would do it again

#these ‘zira and crowley adopt adam aus’ would b them spending time w him for a week and then being like #hmmmmmmm anyways i have to move to paris how old are u now? 12? yeah ur probably fine alone in the shop for the next twenty years ok see u #zira and crowley have a baby n they immediately give it to anathema #surprise mrs nutter ur kid now #my namd is device #haha yeah anyways bye #kazy shush #love them so much! i wouod not trust childcare to them for a second theyre idiots

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