#thescarecrowfrombatman

[thescarecrowfrombatman]

Happy Birthday @jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear

I hope you enjoy your birthday boiled chicken.

Sloppily nudges it at your face repeatedly

Keep your strength up

You've nothing to fear today

[thescarecrowfrombatman]

THE SCARECROW HAS SPOKEN

EVERYONE gets candy if they made the effort to show up. Everyone.

[thescarecrowfrombatman]

Do u want to ruin christmas with me

Ah... a delicious idea, my Jewish cousin. I have so many reasons to do so.... And in olden days i would have unleashed horrors a thousand fold. How I hate this holiday... the fact that it's basically the Joker of holidays, it's affect on my childhood, my beef with that churlish chimney chaser. the fact that it gets to be federal holiday instead of Halloween... (Which resonates with the Joker getting a movie whereas i can't even get my own comic line!) But.... there is one reason above all as to why I hate this holiday.

The seasonal depression...

I won't be doing much this December.

I'm not in the mood.

[thescarecrowfrombatman]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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mamma didn't raise a picky eater.

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

[thescarecrowfrombatman]

Do you like to play any instruments

No.

But I like to think I'm a decent singer.

Okay well not decent, but I had some fun.

instrumental rip by Obskure Karaoke

Happy Halloween, friends!

[thescarecrowfrombatman]

can u whisper the cum movie synopsis

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He wants to be me so bad

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Unplug it.

did this happen

[thescarecrowfrombatman]

Ok, I know this is a leap, but I’m offering you a platonic hug to hopefully help with the seasonal depression. Do you accept? It’s cool if you don’t. Just know someone cares about your wellbeing.

Thank you, child. But by making contact with me you made contact with my lethally toxin laced clothing. You'll be dead in the hour.

[thescarecrowfrombatman]

Question if you have the opportunity to punch Joker in the nuts would you

FEAR FIST!!!

[thescarecrowfrombatman]

Today, as you know, is perhaps one of this year's most sacred days.

HAPPY FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!!!

The fear of the day, is the fear of this day: paraskevidekatriaphobia.

A mouth full I know, but what a fun one. Be sure to terrorize your friends by manipulating them to believe they have been cursed! Or you know, just watch that hockey movie or something.

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I fucking win and get arrested a few minutes after.

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They call me Scarecrow cause I'm Scared

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Forgot to post this.