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[hungry-hungry-reader]

Dione x fames (Just fluff, Fames teaching Dione how to cook) MUAHAHAHA

Dione is @thereseuwu's puppet character. He is a delightful little grape prince!

Dione has always had a soft spot for chefs. 

No, that sentence didn’t give enough justice to his love for men who can cook. How could he not swoon over someone who knew the proper sous vide technique, or how to masterfully filet a fish within just two minutes? 

Frankly, the whole thing felt like a setup. The moment Dione laid his eyes upon Chef Fames in the very first loop, he knew he needed that man. In many ways, yes. But particularly to show him a recipe or two. Cooking for the highest beings in the universe had to have demanded the very best chef the Garden could offer… Especially one who could cook humans and their essence while resisting the inner urge to sink his canines into the supple flesh with the hint of the essence. No one else could do it quite like he did. And when Dione had a chance to watch Fames hard at work? Oh, how delicious that man looked, pun most definitely intended. His precision made Dione forget, even if for just a moment, that he could’ve been the one on the receiving end of those knife skills. Not that he would’ve minded much if he knew it was for Fames. 

And even now, Dione stood off to the side in the hotel’s kitchen, watching the chef work his magic, flawlessly julienne-ing those veggies. Frankly, Dione’s constant insistence on taking the time out of his day to watch the chef prepare for the shift confused Fames. It’s not that it bothered him much… Well, it did. In the beginning, especially. But since Dione somehow always managed to procure a bottle of high-quality wine and didn’t interrupt any of the chef’s well-established procedures, Fames let his presence go. He would never admit it to anyone, of course, but he even started to find the presence of that peculiar human somewhat comforting. Almost like a lucky charm, every time Dione had a chance to swing by before the dinner service, it always went a lot smoother than any other time. 

Not even Nulla would tell Fames it was because Dione’s presence lifted the chef’s spirits.

“Hey,” Fames found himself breaking the comfortable silence of the empty kitchen without necessarily intending to… Well, now he was committed, he figured. 

Dione shook the trance off his features, nearly dropping the crown in his hands, startled by the sudden exclamation. He looked at Fames quizzically as the chef lowered his head, exasperated by the choice to speak to the human. 

Whyyyy…??? Why did he have to say anything?! Stupid, stupid, Fames!

“Uh,” Fames set the paring knife down, rolling his sleeves up, just to have something to fidget with. “C’mere, human.” 

Dione smiled and, despite every fiber of his being shrieking at him that it was a horribly dangerous idea, set his crown down and took steps toward Fames until he was right next to the chef. Fames, in turn, was surprised, not only by his own boldness and blatant disregard for his instincts to devour Dione, but also Dione’s own fearlessness. Surely, the human should know by now that everyone within the Garden finds his smell irresistibly delicious. Even if Fames tried to dismiss it by calling it a “stench”. Surely, Dione knew better… 

“You’ve been watching me work for weeks now. Let me show you the actual techniques. There’s only so much you could learn from spectating from 10 feet away, eh?” Fames fished out a second paring knife from the knife block, his eyes lacking the usual gloominess. 

Dione’s initial shock wore off as swiftly as it came upon him, his eyes lighting up with enthusiasm. 

“I’m just offering, you don’t have to say—”

“YES, PLEASE!” Dione clasped his hands in an attempt to contain myself. The prospect of learning from Fames himself excited him to no end! And it was absolutely definitely just because Fames is an amazing chef, and not because Dione was already imagining the chef wrapping his strong arms around him to better demonstrate the paring technique, no-no. 

Fames was startled by Dione’s delight, chuckling lowly.

“Well, first thing’s first, settle down. You should be calm when working with a knife. Wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself now, would we?” “Secondly, wash your hands. You’ll need both clean hands and mind for the lesson, Dione.”

[sobredunia]

so uhhuhuhuhhhh, u're invited to our roblox wedding.... We don't know what the date is yet... But somewhere at the weekends :3 (Already invited Virgil through discord, wahahahaha)

HI I'M REALLY HONOURED AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR U TWO BUT I DO NOT HAVE A ROBLOX ACCOUNT

I can be there in spirit

[sobredunia]

What do you think this grape boy does...

I need opinions, mwehehe (also I'm bored)

Would also love it if you do the same :3

I'm guessing that he gets flirted on in a dating sim and is also a chronic bottom. would love to see a car battery fall on him

[sobredunia]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS2buAxpj/

Surprise TikTok...

I STARTED WATCHING THIS IN FRONT OF MY DAD.

[sobredunia]

Take this because I can't answer that one meme you placed in my inbox

Expanding my orb

[sobredunia]

I keep seeing you answer the sonic Christ in my Tumblr too much... Sooo...

YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME

[sobredunia]

Hi, take this *Leaves without telling you any further context*

Why does sans' right toe look like it's flipping me off

[sobredunia]

RAAAAAAH, LEMME BOOP YOU /affectionate

I'M TRYING HOW DO I ACTIVATE THIS THING

[sobredunia]

No context. At all. Just take it.

can't believe the yaoi man is in fucking amongus........