#theres no decent boulder to throw at him- its joover
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ㅤㅤ❝ ―DUDE..... Seriously.... ❞ㅤa half-hearted sigh that he couldn't fully mutter escapes him as sweat begins to paint the area of his neck . He gulps... And although he wasn't one to willingly eat his pride, this situation was beginning to make him feel a little on edge. Has he met him before? he couldn't be after his riches right?.... He barely has them anymore! a familiar of Medea? Pfft. as if! they arent that popular to turn into servants now aren't they? But this man... This mountain of a man... Those are the eyes of a psycopath ! running away might be Jason's specialty when it comes to moments where the duck's necks are getting squeezed too tight, but even if he did, who could tell that this MASS of a man wouldn't catch up to him!? Its Jason or him..... And there aren't any decently sized rocks around either... fuck... And god he looks like those freaks that eat toenails, what if he wanted HIS toenails!? he doesn't want to die in such pathetic way!
ㅤㅤ❝ A...ha........ You look... pretty dang observant― Come on blink a little, blink once if you like wine! ahhaha-........ You see these good looking fellas? ❞ and he quickly directs the attention to something else; his own golden bracelets. ❝ They... They are fake you know !! ( they are absolutely not. You would never see THE Jason wearing fake jewelry. Tacky looking? yes. Cheap? Come on, he's the captain of the Argo! the glorious hero that came back from a sure death! A man of his caliber surely deserves the best or so he believes ) I bought them for a hell of a low price ! but they look like the real deal, don't they? I can tell you where I bought them, just tell them Odysseus sent you their way, they'll know who it is instantly! ❞ and he points at the path behind the tall man. How coincidental that it was the exact opposite direction from where Jason was attempting to escape from- maybe he just has to send him back to the tree where he came from and poof! one possibly murdering weirdo off his list of people who want him OFF. you'll never see me again idiot!
ㅤㅤ❝ You might have not seen the store with those lil beady eyes of yours, but trust it's not too far away from where you came from buddy. However― I have some very pressing matters to take care of elsewhere, so I can't guide you back there ( you are asking him to go to the city where more of these creeps could pop up? hell no! ) but just walk around- You'll find someone, surely ! ❞
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ( and latch on them for all I care! i just want to come out alive from here goddamn!! )
#w4rche1f#;j.ason#GET OUTTA HERE FREAKKKKKKK I DONT HAVE ANY VALUABLESSS (clings to his only remaining pure gold bracelets bc aside from that hes broke as he#LOOK ELSEWHERE MANNNN U LOOK CRAZY#too weak to engage in a fight; and running away is too risky because of those long ahh spider legs-#theres no decent boulder to throw at him- its joover#j.ason vc: maybe he's stupid-#-devices a plan to get him OFF his back-#and also praying that heracles finds him and beats him up#he's also faking his name; IF THIS DUDE TRIES TO SEARCH HIM- HE'S LITERALLY GIVING HIM HIS COUS I N 'S NAME#WASHING HIS HANDS OFF; NOT MY MONKEY NOT MY CIRCUS#surely o.dysseus could deal with him
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