#theres literally nothing wrong with this.
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I feel like the need to make Patroclus a demigod stems from a lot of tsoa fans ( & haters ) needing a reason to make Patroclus and Achilles equal and they think making Patroclus a demigod will accomplish that.
But Patroclus and Achilles already are equals. They have strengths where the other has weaknesses. They may not be physically on the same level but that’s kind of the whole point. Achilles was always going to be stronger and a better fighter than everyone else. That was always going to happen. But when we look at the way Patroclus and Achilles interact in the Iliad it is clear that Achilles holds Patroclus to a high regard, continually mentioning how much Patroclus not only means to him but just how much respect Patroclus receives from everyone in general. They’re literally the Greatest of the Greeks and the Best of the Myrmidons because of how good they are. Theres no need to make Patroclus a demigod. It changes too much of his character and kind of mutes what made him so good. He spoke to Achilles as an equal when they argued. He wasn’t as strong as Achilles but he still went out with achilles armor. He wasn’t untouchable and god like but he was kind and genuine. He was an exile, with no birthright, no claim to anything, and yet the entire army mourned hen he died. Patroclus was so very utterly humane in both good and bad ways throughout the war. He was stubborn and bloodthirsty when he fought, riding some high from the war that many other soldiers probably got. He got cocky, and paid for it. But he was also a voice of reason. He didn’t want to see his men dying, not when they did not have to. He was a mortal man through and through, the good and the bad, until the end. I don’t see why you would want to take that away from him to add some meaningless power up.
And on the flip side, Achilles being a demigod is also integral to his story because he’s supposed to represent the divide between human and god. It’s such an important moment when Patroclus is killed because it’s as if Achilles’ mortal side had been killed with him, leaving only rage typically reserved for gods. Achilles during he beginning of the war is untouchable, but he is also respectful. He sacks the cities but he honors the fallen. He takes the war prizes but he calls out Agamemnon for not giving back chryseis even though men ( HIS men too ) are dying. When Achilles refuses the embassy he also essentially rejecting his mortality. He doesn’t WANT to fight in this war in which he will die for a man that dishonored him. And he’s technically not wrong to do so. But when he starts wishing for his comrades to die so that they will beg him to come back, appeasing his lost pride, he has begun to slip over into his divinity, embracing it shamelessly and disregarding the lives of others as long as he gets what he wants. As gods tend to do. And even if he doesn’t get that, he didn’t care about his comrades dying as long as he and his men could sail home. Achilles’ mortality slowly trickles out of him until it is violently lurched out and killed when Patroclus died. Patroclus who so badly wanted to keep their men from dying and needed Achilles to understand that by selfishly holding his pride to higher standard than the lives of others he was dooming them all. Their stories are such integral parts to each other and the main narrative I don’t see how you could change such a detail and still make their dynamic as interesting as it is.
Patroclus and Achilles both were good men. Patroclus and Achilles both were fighters that slaughtered others. Patroclus and Achilles both fall because of mortal flaws. Achilles bridges an impossible gap between man and god and Patroclus prevails when no one else will despite his mortality. That’s what makes them so interesting. That’s why their dynamic works the way that it does. Making Patroclus a demigod adds nothing of substance to his story it only takes away from it.
Anyways. This was not supposed to be that long. Apologies if I made any mistakes regarding the original text and pls correct me if I did!! But yeah anyways that’s my long explanation on why I hate the demigod Patroclus trope. It rly just. Doesn’t work.
#achilles#patroclus#patrochilles#the iliad#the song of achilles#eli speaks#anti demigod Pat#let that mortal man be better than other people on his own accord
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tumblr would cancel my stepdad for being 20+ years older than my mom this is interesting to think about
#they got married last year they met as adults theyre two consenting adults theyre extremely in love#yes shes in her 40s hes in his 60s#theres literally nothing wrong with this.
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the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid
#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#the book of bill#tbob#young ford pines#turtlearts#also sorry i got the heights devastatingly wrong fidds is so damn short here im sorryyy#for the record i was thinking of when mcgucket and ford reunited at the end where he actually is much shorter and smaller so erm idk man#please dont be mad#also i KNOW this is not lore accurate or whatever and i made it so much more sappy (?) than how it actually went but my hobby is being sapp#so leave me alone <3#also i do love me a ford thats afraid of vulnerability so theres also that haha#my favorite thing to draw was the first panel of fids with the banjo and then the 2nd to last picture#everything else looks like shit sorry#but i haaadd to post it ok . i have nothing else so dont complain and eat up kids#also do NOT laugh at my piss poor comic skills. literally dont even i swear to god
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#this post inspired by the thought that the two ''good'' bathrooms might be occupied and I'd have to used the unpopular third toilet#theres literally nothing wrong with it but for some reason no one wants to use it
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Something I noticed under my mutuals' art lately
#jimmy mouthwashing#i mean theres literally nothing wrong with drawing him attractive hes just a dude anyone can be evil#but most people are drawing him so average and others still find a way of making them seem fucking evil for it#especially awful when the person doesnt even like him and just draws him accurate and they still get 1000 hate comments
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aaand more freminet
#MORE FREMINET??? NO....... REALLY??? NO......... REALLY??? NO.....#might render the second one tomorrow#freminet#lyney#lynette#fontaine siblings#genshin impact#genshin impact fanart#fanart#my art#art#sketch#i realized today that lynette doesnt have human ears#literally look her up rn it looks so wrong because her hair's done up in a way where you SHOULD be able to see her ears#but theres just nothing there its so off#cats 2019 lookin ass
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did another rough concept for faron for my comic
design is based on both skyward swords and botws look since they are the same character in my AU, idk if this is the final one; she will show up in chapter 4
basic design, with robe, and one of her being noisy
(comic concept art)
#ganondoodles#zelda#art#tloz#loz#character design#doodles#skyward sword#the legend of zelda#i kinda want the dragons to look like both skysw but also hint at that they are also the dragons in botw just wayyyy evolved/older#while still have it unique looking#and the fact that shes named faron even though thats kinda ... wrong for her element i based that on hylias poor eyesight#so she literally .. accidentally switched two of the names around#also naydra being the one getting corrupted is bc faron was the one thats been against hylias growing affection for demise#and she really does hate him#so shes more susceptible to malice corruption#even if in botw she is a mere ethereal spirit and theres really nothing of her character left from the time this comic takes place#even if it doesn matter in the story that that happens in botw- it is where i got the idea from#plus shes kinda rude in skysw anyway lol
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A loving god wouldn’t let such a filthy creature exist.



#critter rambles#I DONT KNOW WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME😭😭😭#cw god mention#tw god mention#postal 3#postal 3 dude#theres something so deeply wrong with him……….#🥹he scares me so much /silly literally why does he look like that eww#Galaxy gas enemy number 1 please save me😭🙏🙏🙏🙏 and yes.. he slurps gas#(my galaxy gas enemy is p2 dude)#cw drug mention#tw drugs#i need to stop rambling now or else I’m gonna have to put more trigger warning on this post#I have very strong opinions on this guy#Number 1!! He looks scary and uncanny to me that man is so terrifying#numba TWO!!!! Why his forehead so damn small.. like I got nothing against small foreheads i mean like I got a regular forehead#it’s just that like….. that thing is so damn small in comparison to the rest of the dudes……. Rip#Number 3- OK IM DONE SORRY
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calm down oswald that's literally ur dad sitting there
#into the pit#five nights at freddys#theres literally nothing wrong#THATS YOUR DAD#definitely not a demonic rabbit thing#CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS NEW GAME#shitpost#meme#random post#not art#oswald fnaf#pittrap#Oswald looks terrified meanwhile pittrap is just sitting there like “hey son”#fazbear frights#itp springbonnie
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Everyday I think about the fact that Kalim clearly lied to his and Jamil’s families about the reason why Jamil overblotted to protect him
Everyday I think about the fact that Kalim defended Jamil against people who wanted to throw him out and took responsibility for being a contributing factor in Jamil’s overblot.
Everyday I think about the fact that Kalim had an inkling of a thought that Jamil was using his signature spell on him, and even under Jade’s spell, he didn’t reveal it was Jamil.
Everyday I think about the fact that Kalim was very willing to just believe that he was blacking out and Jamil wasn’t manipulating him if Jamil just said so. He’d rather believe a lie he knew wasn’t true then acknowledge that the one person he thought he could trust was doing this to him.
Kalim does not play when it comes to Jamil.
#twst#Twisted Wonderland#Kalim Al Asim#Jamil Viper#chapter 4 brain#does this mean that Kalim lets Jamil get away with anything no matter how bad his actions are?? yes#is that good? definitely not#but there's something very endearing about how fiercely loyal he is#sunshine kalim who seems like an open book will willingly lie to protect jamil#and defend him no matter what#and that's why I feel like theres a chance jamil could be set free one day#because as much as kalim relies on his companionship and protection and just beingthere#he really values jamil a TON#he just needs to learn that keeping people trapped will never make them happy#and besides that#Jamil could literally murder and Kalim would say he's done nothing wrong lmaooo#oddberry analysis
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Modern au Eddie gets brought in to do a special dm/dnd episode of um actually with Brennan and Matt. Steve is there behind the scenes because they don't go anywhere without each other and he also wants to meet Emily -- he likes her chaotic player energy, one guess to why. He's hanging in the back of the studio quietly watching production, just hanging out and watching Eddie banter with people who are as obsessed with his thing as him and can match his intensity even if it's at different energy tones. Eddie and Brennan would be an unstoppable force and unmovable object I can just tell.
A question comes up about 1e or something, they deliberately made the questions strange and finicky cause they knew who they were having on and really the show isn't people getting answers if you wanted that you'd watch jeopardy. The show is nerds getting pissed and argumentative about the things they like. No one gets the answer, though they go to the fact checker booth a couple times over it. No one gets it except for Steve, who has listened to every loved one he has talk about this game for the last forever. Steve who has adhd/autism brain and it holds onto strange factoids and weird snippets of longer conversations that he has forgotten. Things like Erica and Dustin arguing about the validity of gender limiters on player stats. The cast have already danced around the answer, and the set has been so relaxed and lively he doesn't stop to think about why he shouldn't call out from behind the camera "um, actually." Cause they can always cut him out, he isn't even mic'd.
He does immediately regret speaking up. Not because he isn't right. He always knew he was right. But Steve learned a long time ago that him being right isn't always worth the scene that it then causes. Like now, Eddie is perched on the furniture like a gargoyle on a church roof, "I get that point right? That's my husband, what's his is mine." They'll never get invited anywhere ever again.
So he is surprised when the email arrives in his influencer inbox; but politely turns down the invitation to play in the next season of Dimension 20. And not just because Eddie is seething next to him when he gets the invitation.
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#listen its 1:30am and the worms in my brain wont let me sleep#its a cross over of all my stupid niche little things#i can 6 degrees of seperation get you from eddie munson to brennan the pieces are there#this is everything and nothing#i just like how modern or pop culture aus invite the introduction of real people#in this case its eddie munson yelling at trapp#steddie fic#literally wrote this in 15 minutes so if theres something wrong with it dont correct me
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Me when I found out that dumb and dumber never wanted or intended for Jon to kill the Night King despite all the build up for it:
#like- WHAT DO YOU MEAN??#ALL THAT BUILD UP FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!#this is why i refuse to watch seasons 7 and 8 everytime i rewatch the show ✋#i honestly think they hated jon#like they turned my man into a himbo - a very handsome himbo but a himbo nonetheless - and took away most of his personality and character!!#which is probably why some people hate kit as jon - but y'all gotta remember thats not his fault!! it those stupid directors fault!!#also kit is very handsome as jon like thats literally my husband right there!! 🫵#but yeah- apparently they didn't want jon to kill the night king because hes quote on quote “always saving the day” 😐#AND???#THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!#SO LET HIM SAVE THE DAY AGAIN NO ONE WILL CARE I ASSURE YOU!!#oml... I'm gonna commit a crime fr because they really are both dumb as shit 😐#jon snow#game of thrones#kit harington#house stark
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Speed runners messed up everything im sorry its true or else we wouldnt have unnecessary discourse today
#Theres nothing inherently wrong with speedrunning a game i think we all have a game we like to just play without#story stuff involved thats fine. Im just talking abt the ones who love to be annoying#No this is not abt G*W guys dw lol im just saying in general bcuz i saw smth that annoyed me#Youre ‘speedrunning’ a game thats not designed for that and realistically most games arent. It shouldve never been turned competitive#Especially not a professional ones cuz now you have ppl purposefully playing a story game and saying#“i beat this in 3 hours and its annoying scripted events made it drag out” GEE I WONDER FUCKING WHY???#Again#yes certain things can get in the way with gameplay and can be quite annoying to the average player#But to constantly speedrun a game thats not meant for that and always complain abt it#Ur literally supposed to vibe omfg#Other#rant#kind of
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Reminder to be careful when you're making fun of Republicans that you don't end up turning poor people into the butt of the joke
#republican makeup memes started out being silly funny memes about conformism#but now its all 'heres what foundation to buy from sephora to make sure you dont look like a republican'#like first of all wearing makeup in a certain way or not wearing any at all has no bearing on morality#but also if you do wear it theres literally nothing wrong with using drugstore brands#like extremely dystopian that a sociopolitical commentary on beauty standards and conformism turned into a sephora marketing campaign
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#talkys#delete later#(this is a meme redraw)#ruined my life is a strong word. and of course theres lots of self blame and obvs ive probably wronged lots of people before#and i dont deserve unending torture for it. right. like part of me doesnt even actually feel ill will toward the other party#because whatever! normal human experience!#the other part is like ohhh okay you lied to and kinda used me + treated me badly then lied again to the point where i found out the truth#from another party so you didnt even have to fess up yourself and now you're back to being happy as if nothing happened#i was just a stepping stone i was just a distraction. ok!#like for real actually ok ^_^ it literally happens to ppl all the time...#<- he keeps experiencing waves of horrific sense of self worth that already wasnt Too Great as a result#ugh. and thats nobody's fault but my own right.... but idk. i cant believe it...! i cant believe someone treated me dis way#and i let it happen... and i would have let it keep happening if an end hadnt been put to it by someone else....#but still. at the end of the day i was the only one left with these thoughts. ykwim. other party has forgotten. got happy ending.#doesnt deserve ''consequences'' but still feels horrific to see and think about. you know?#i literally got all the bad. throughout and after.
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another amy and shipping related thing that annoys me is when people (mostly sonamy and shadamy fans from what ive seen) act like sonic is somehow in the wrong for not wanting to date amy. like saying he's immature or mean as if he's required to date her just because she likes him regardless of his own feelings on the matter
#''sonic is so MEAN for turning down amys romantic advances'' THEYRE LITERALLY NOT A COUPLE ????#why should he be required to play along with that stuff if hes not interested?#amy isnt wrong or a bad person for liking sonic but shes not entitled to his love either hes allowed to turn her down#ALSO WHEN PEOPLE SAY SONIC IS LEADING HER ON. NO HES NOT ?????#if anything hes doing the exact opposite of leading her on. unless you think just being NICE to her and being her friend counts as that ???#some of you have some really weird ideas about romance and relationships. my god#theres nothing wrong with being uninterested in a specific person. theres nothing wrong with being uninterested in romance as a whole#to be clear i dont hate amy i love amy. people just have awful takes about her in the shipping department
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