#theres a platypus controlling me

[jediplinth]

in 2013 I made a "Platypus Controlling me" cosplay, complete with a Perry the Platypus backpack. I spent an unreasonable amount of time doing the helmet.

he found a poster for a phineas and ferb theme party and just. decided to go. oh my god 😭

[limelocked]

just got out of the bath, thinking about how phinias and ferbs “theres a platypus controlling me” as preformed canonically by dr heinz doofenshmirtz is a good way to explain why literary analysis is important to teach, why its being taught wrong, and how death of the author is just a thing thats true by default hold on

[liverpool-enjoyer]

no guys yall dont understand theres literally a platypus controlling me

[theres-one-nine-letter-word]

Apparently I was extra bored that day because I did adult versions of them too:

Image description: a pencil sketch of adult versions of Vanessa Doofensmirtz, Stacy Hirano, and Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb along with their three children. Vanessa has hair in a ponytail, a t-shirt with writing on, a jacket tied around her waist, tall boots and a carrier bag. She is linking arms with a teen girl labelled Amanda, who has loose hair down to her back and a tiered skirt, plain top and small handbag. Holding her arm is Candace, who has shoulder length hair and a plain sleeveless dress. She is holding hands with Fred, who has his arm linked with Xavier. Both boys are short, with flat hair, plain tops and shorts. Holding hands with Xavier is Stacy, who has a bob with a fringe, a plain t-shirt, skirt, tights and a large shoulder bag. They are all smiling.

Found this doodle from a few weeks ago!

Image description: plain pencil sketch of Candace Flynn, Vanessa Doofensmirtz and Stacy Hirano from Phineas and Ferb holding hands and smiling

[walking-circles]

THERES A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME‼️‼️

[walnutcookie]

im very jumpy and sometimes its really funny like i just physically jumped because theres a platypus controlling me from phineas and ferb came on my playlist and scared me

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

NOOOOO CANDACE PARTY VS THERES A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME NOOOOOOOO

I KNOWWWWWW

[klausie]

basically its like theres a platypus controlling me except the platypus is the screams of those never alive (im prolife this is anout objects not fetusi)

[mtsainthelens]

theres a platypus controlling me

[writergracethepanda]

DONT STOP I CANT STOP THERES A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME WHAAAAT I GOT A PLATYPUS NOW LET ME SUM IT UP

I love when I am making playlists for books and I add something that technically fits but is also a joke and I know is going to jumpscare me later when I am listening to it on shuffle and just going about my daily life because for example

[gobbythegoblin]

So I recently discovered the Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs Meme and holy shit it's a banger.

But I can't stop imagining "Well I'll be honest I don't really understand but I fell down this hill and now there's glue on my hands" from Phineas and Ferb added onto it.

Please someone make that

[the-lad-system]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz can canonically freestyle.

[an-absolute-trainwreck]

My two options were going to bed or watching “There's a Platypus Controlling Me - Otamatone Cover”

~Guess what I chose~

[kaiynite]

there's a platypus controlling me but it's lofi

WHY IS THIS GENUINELY GOOD??/

[starshapedbeads]

I recently downloaded audacity