#therealasher

[judebackersfeld]

NATE/MABEL

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

nate: ok no but she probably watched a video of someone doing it before so she was just like “nate omg we gOT to try this!!!” and him eventually being like “sure if you really want to” and then she basically let him do it because she wants to see his reaction??? 

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

mabel: i feel like mabel would be aware of the cat aT FIRST but then nate basically distracts her and after they’re finished she’d suddenly remember and then she’d be like “oh mY god nate i cant believe we just did that” and he’d lowkey find it a bit amusing to hear her rant about it for the next fives minutes as she’s v/ embarrassed??? 

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

mabel: oKAY so i feel like her one true goal would be to make a meme out of nate??? so whenever he does something stupid she just laughs first before being like “please do that again,, we’re going to make you internet famous!!!”

who breaks the most phones

nate: mabel is one of those people who treats her phone as her first born?? and nate probably wouldn’t even care because he’d get a new phone no time???

who dies first

nate: wtf this is so hard??? the only reason i said nate was because women are generally known to live longer??? 

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant

mabel: LEXA PLS IMAGINE NATE MAKING HER BREAKFAST AND BEING A LIL PROUD FROGGY SON WHEN HE DIDNT BURN THE PANCAKES AND MABEL BEING LIKE “uhm, nate, im lactose intolerant” BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME :> :> :>  

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

nate: TBH NATE WOULD BE THAT KIND OF PERSON WHO WOULD BE SILLY ENOUGH TO PRETEND HE CANT DO SOMETHING JUST TO MAKE MABEL LAUGH,,, BUT HE’S ACTUALLY GREAT AT IT??? (and mabel basically being like “wTF NATE” when she realizes their entire relationship is based on a lie???,” ( lexa, like this post if u agree !! thank u c: )

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

nate: nate’s too much of a gentleman to kick a girl out of his bed??? but mabel would basically be giving him all these warnings and if he still doesnt listen she’d kick him out??? (but of course she’d make up for it as well!!!! ;-)) 

who uses the computer most

mabel: nate kinda seems like a phone person whist mabel would be a computer person????

[romeodeluca]

[text] HAPPY NEW YEAR WANKER :D your resolution can be being nicer to me in 2016!!!

[TO ASHER]: isnt it way past your bedtime? 

[TO ASHER]: but yeah happy new year to you too, your resolution can be not annoying me so much x 

[mabelneilson]

🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?

“I think Australia might be a lovely place to visit, y’know? The weather’s ten times better than here in Manchester and I just love the beach. Plus, there are a lot of dolphins and kangaroo’s there, too, which is also a huge advantage.” 

[judebackersfeld]

[text] HAPPY NEW YEAR JUDESIE I LOVE U A LOT PLS SAVE A HUG FOR ME!!

[TO ASHER:] HAPPY NEW YEAR ASH!!!! LOVE YOU TOO AND I WILL!! 

[TO ASHER:] you should def come get the hug later today tho ;-) 

[romeodeluca]

@therealasher

[romeodeluca]

🎧 (Asher)

The Beach by The Neighbourhood (x)

If I told you that I loved youTell me, what would you s a y ?If I told you that I hated youWould you go a w a y ?Now I NEED your help with everything that I doI don't want to lie, I've been ( r e l y i n g ) on you

[mabelneilson]

😍 - Do you have a crush?

“Well, yeah, I think I might have a little one.”

[judebackersfeld]

✔ - Sexual Orientation

“I fairly positive I’m straight, since I’m physically and emotionally attracted to Chanel. But, like, sometimes you just have pretty friends with very kissable lips who you want to cuddle but at the same time maybe also give messy handjobs and be like ‘no homo’, but secretly you’re like ‘yes, very homo’? Is that just me, or?” 

[judebackersfeld]

😔 - Something that makes you sad?

“Erm --- I get really sad whenever loved ones or animals get hurt. Like, have you ever seen documentaries about animal cruelty? They’re just heartbreaking and 99% of the time I feel like crying.”

[judebackersfeld]

🚬 - Do you Smoke?

“God no. One time I tried to and I think I inhaled too much at once? Like, I spent the next five minutes coughing and basically went home to brush my teeth since it tasted so bad. I don’t really like the smell of it either so it isn’t really my thing.”

[judebackersfeld]

💉 - Have Tattoos?

“No erm — I don’t. I mean, the needle frightens me a little, to be honest. But I think I might get one in the near future. Oh! Maybe we could have this sappy matching tattoo thing going on — since we’re best friends and such? Like, that’d be kinda cool.”

[romeodeluca]

@therealasher

A part of him knew he was utterly fucked when he was standing there alone in front of some expensive club, feeling himself getting slightly more worried since Asher still wasn’t there. It had been a good fifteen minutes now since he had arrived, and after lighting up his second cigarette and ignoring some girl who asked if he ‘was up for a good time’, the realization of him being worried over the Wilde-kid had hit him harder than expected. Perhaps it were the thoughts of him being stood up that fucked with his head, or the fact that it was late and that someone easily could’ve hurt Asher (and with his sparkling attitude, Romeo knew Asher could get himself in some sort of trouble in no time). It was only when Romeo felt something sting in his chest once again that he cursed quietly and decided to search for the other boy, hating himself for actually caring. However, when a familiar silhouette caught him off guard, he turned his head and leaned against the brick wall --- hoping to look somewhat irritated instead of relieved. “Punctuality isn’t your strongest point, it is now?” he inquired, taking another drag from his cigarette.