#there's smth in this 1 that makes me giggle like wtf is wrong here

[superboys-s-curl]

superboy ((1994)) issue #24

[just-some-random-blogger]

I never thought I needed a drunk!Aemond. Im love him hes so stupid i wanna make babies with him (but not in the hall pls u stupid ass rat)

"He wouldn't see it coming." Aemond demonstrated yet again the upward swipe with his butterknife.

... sir 🙄😭 this is so stupidly enDEARING fuck off

"I don't think you'll be doing any lasting damage with a breadknife, my love." You approached him, holding out your palm for it.

Yn its still a bread knife wtf girl are u ok they dont have plastic on westeros dafaq nor first aid im 89% sure

"And rob my brother of a cozy place to sleep?" Aegon looked aghast. "Never."

He a real one for that but also he gets 1 free strangle

"You're very comfortable."

I MEAN but also get off me IM NOT GOING TO BE VERY COMFY IF IM A CORPSE NOW WILL I

"I might take a nap right here." He laid his silver head upon your bosom.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE BOOBS ITA ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL ITS U WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH THEM

"My love, we can try again perhaps later." Your brow furrowed as he continued his slurred speech. "These things take time."

The way i reread the whole fic because i thought i was going insane for not knowing what the fuck this idiot rat loser was talking about FUKCING moronf

"I-do shut up Aegon." You hissed, closing your eyes, praying to the Mother for patience. "Perhaps you would like to shift off of me if we aren't...making a baby right now."

Your honor i dont know how to feel

Aemond was awake at once, and as alert as he could be given the circumstance. "Unhand me at once!" He struggled, proving to be superior in strength to Aegon.

🙄🙄🙄🙄 hes so dramatic for that

Beat HIS ASS AEGON I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION

In a flurry of movement and curses, Aegon and Aemond were now tangled on the ground together. Though instead of talk of making a family together, they were shouting in High Valyrian what you could only guess to be various obscenities.

Thats hot

But also nah cos like they prolly be scary cursing each other out

"Yes of course I know who you are." He sounded more than a little annoyed as he held a hand down to Aegon, helping him up. "I already have a headache. The next time you try to get me to sample the vintage red wine, remind me to say no."

WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 YOU LITERALLY MADE HER YOUR BED STFU ITS A VALID QUESTION

Aemond gave you a little nod, offering you his arm. "Allow me to escort you, my lady."

🤨🧐🙄🥱 ok po

"Oh please. In your current state it'll be me escorting you." You couldn't help but giggle a little, he was already trying to steer you in the wrong direction as you exited the dining hall.

SEE MEN THINK THEY BE DOING SMTH EVEN THO THEY AINT

okay so, i was going through my old writings (like at least 10 years old) and i saw a scene i wrote down for my novel - anyways i thought it would be perfect for aemond and his wife where they're just laying down and he's like fully on top of her, telling her shit and she's under him, trying to breathe because he's so fucking heavy and is crushing her

"Aemond, please put the cutlery down before you hurt anyone."

Aegon sniggered into his cup as you chided your husband, hands atop your hips.

"And you." You wheeled on the eldest prince, snatching the pitcher of wine away from his reaching hand. "Don't tell me you got my husband drunk again."

"Quite a lapse in judgement." Aegon leaned back in his chair, watching his brother with a grin. "Don't know what came over me."

"He wouldn't see it coming." Aemond demonstrated yet again the upward swipe with his butterknife.

"Isn't that rather the point, brother?" Aegon quipped over the rim of his goblet. You shot him a glare.

"I don't think you'll be doing any lasting damage with a breadknife, my love." You approached him, holding out your palm for it.

Aemond regarded you blurrily for a second, glancing down at the small weapon in his hand. "Wise as ever." He muttered. "Perhaps a spoon, then."

He dropped the knife into your waiting hand, you returned it to the table, taking hold of your husband's wrist instead and tugging lightly. You underestimated how inebriated Aemond was, he stumbled forward into you, knocking you to the ground, the air leaving your lungs in a huff. You struggled to catch your breath, the heavy weight of Aemond on top of you crushing your lungs.

Aegon was laughing uproariously, so much so you could barely hear Aemond speak. "Not how I intended this evening to go, though I'm not complaining at our current predicament."

You spat out a mouthful of his hair, wriggling a little beneath him. "I am! Aemond you're smushing me."

"You're very comfortable."

"I can't breathe."

"I might take a nap right here." He laid his silver head upon your bosom.

"Aegon, help!" You squeaked, peering up at where he sat looking down at you two.

"And rob my brother of a cozy place to sleep?" Aegon looked aghast. "Never."

"I hate you."

"Cheers." He toasted you before drinking another gulp of wine.

"Aemond." You said softly, running your fingers through his argent hair until he raised his head to look at you. "My legs are going numb."

"Why can't we remain in bed for a while longer?" He sounded agitated now, his lilac eye narrowing as he tried to focus on your face.

"We're not in bed, Aemond." You tried to reason with him, but he was hardly listening. "We're on the floor of the dining hall."

"My love, we can try again perhaps later." Your brow furrowed as he continued his slurred speech. "These things take time."

"What?"

"Creating a child." He shifted to pat a hand low on your abdomen, looking at your cleavage fondly. "It can't be rushed."

"I-do shut up Aegon." You hissed, closing your eyes, praying to the Mother for patience. "Perhaps you would like to shift off of me if we aren't...making a baby right now."

Aegon opened his mouth to say something, thought better of it and took another gulp of his drink.

"You're so warm." Aemond practically cooed, nuzzling his nose against you. "You smell of wine and roses." He sighed deeply, his breathing steadying as he started to drift off again.

"Aegon if you don't get him off me, I'm telling your mother about what you did last night." Now you couldn't feel your arms or your legs.

"Oh, you're playing dirty now." Aegon grunted, looking displeased as he finally rose from his seat. Able to hold his liqueur better than Aemond, he was barely tipsy, hoisting his brother off of you with only a little struggle.

Aemond was awake at once, and as alert as he could be given the circumstance. "Unhand me at once!" He struggled, proving to be superior in strength to Aegon.

In a flurry of movement and curses, Aegon and Aemond were now tangled on the ground together. Though instead of talk of making a family together, they were shouting in High Valyrian what you could only guess to be various obscenities.

You slowly rose to your feet, leaning on the back of a chair as the blood returned to your limbs. The door opened and you saw Daeron appear, his face shocked as he took in the scene of his brothers wrestling drunkenly on the ground.

"Uh." He cleared his throat loud enough to get their attention. "Mother wishes to see all of us in the throne room."

Aemond seemed to have sobered up at that, his hair was a mess, he disentangled himself from Aegon doing his best to straighten his rumpled clothing. Aegon remained sitting on the ground, his chest heaving from the exertion as he looked incredulously at Daeron. "Right now?" He asked.

Daeron nodded. "Unfortunately for you, yes."

Aegon groaned.

You crossed to Aemond, combing through his tangled hair with your fingers, adjusting his eyepatch that had slipped down his angular face.

"We will be there momentarily." You told Daeron, returning his smile.

He gave you a little bow, his smile dropping as he shot Aegon a withering look before departing.

"Can you walk?" You asked Aemond who nodded. "Do you know who I am?"

"Yes of course I know who you are." He sounded more than a little annoyed as he held a hand down to Aegon, helping him up. "I already have a headache. The next time you try to get me to sample the vintage red wine, remind me to say no."

"You have my word." Aegon rolled his eyes, smacking Aemond on the shoulder a little harder than necessary.

Aemond pushed him in return, sending Aegon stumbling back.

"Boys!" You clapped your hands, pleased when both princes froze to look at you. "Enough. Your mother wishes to see us."

Aemond gave you a little nod, offering you his arm. "Allow me to escort you, my lady."

"Oh please. In your current state it'll be me escorting you." You couldn't help but giggle a little, he was already trying to steer you in the wrong direction as you exited the dining hall.

Aemond leaned his head down to whisper in your ear. "Do you think mother will be able to tell?"

"That you're drunk?" You have him an appraising look, trying to give him a convincing smile. "Of course not! You're the picture of sobriety!"

"I'm going to murder Aegon myself." He muttered, clearly not drunk enough to buy into your white lie.

"I heard that." Came Aegon's voice right behind the two of you. He sounded amused, and the three of you laughed together as you wound your way down the hallways towards the throne room.

[screeching-seventeen-blog]

Neighbour! Seokmin ☾

hi, this is really long and if you don’t know the person/song there’s a link to it the first time its mentioned. this is also dedicated to @kate-is-weird 

okay, so you always heard Catallena playing from the house next to yours

you kinda wanted to complain but it wasn’t much of big deal so you never said anything

you just knew your neighbour played this a lot and went to your school

you were at school and it was the last period of the day and you weren’t excited bc you knew you had to do some group project, you personally didn’t like them because nothing ever happened or it would turn shit

you especially disliked them when you couldn’t choose your group

and bc today is not your lucky day (i apologise), you groups had already been arranged by the teacher

you were in a group of five (kind of big, but I just wanted to put the whole 97’ line) with these three boys, and your friend, Lisa (yes, black pink lisa, she’s so cute omg)

so you guys were discussing what to do and the loud one with the cute smile was like, ‘HEY LET’S DO THIS AT MY PLACE,’

he wasn’t actually screaming he’s just loud.

so you all agreed to meet there after school on Friday, so he gave you and Lisa his address bc Mingyu and Minghao already knew it.

you looked at it then realised this was the hoUSE nEXT TO YoURS ThAT pLAyS CaTALleNA aT tWO aM eVeRY SuNDaY

you didn’t really plan on telling him you guys were neighbours until Lisa was like, ‘hey, (y/n) isn’t this the house next to yours?’

and you were hE DIDn’t nEED tO KnOW ThIS but just replied,’oh yeah,’ with a chuckle

and DK was like, ‘Hey, wanna go home together today?’

you never really went with someone home so you where like, ‘uh, yeah sure,’ but inside you were like OMG HOW DOES THIS WORK

Lisa being Lisa probably winked at you teasingly

so after class you walked home with DK

the conversation probably started with something like

‘I didn’t know you lived next to me,’

which you replied, ‘yeah,’ with a chuckle

you guys continued to talk, the conversation went really smoothly except for those moments when he would spontaneously start dancing

when you guys finally reached your houses, he waved and said see you tomorrow

you weren’t sure if he meant you guys would walk together, or if would wave at you in the hallway but oh well

so next day last period,you were talking to your classmate and Class President Eunwoo when you heard someone call you

you knew it was DK so you turned your head to face him and waved

he proceeded to ask you if you wanted to walk home together so you just agreed bc you didn’t want to be rude.

you turned around to say farewell to Eunwoo, but as you did so he just said, ‘see you,’and left BECAUSE CHA EUNWOO SHIPS IT

you then went home with DK and this became a thing

Friday finally arrived and DK was like, ‘there’s not really a point in going back home, you can stay; unless you wanna change or something,’

you decided to go back home and change, and your mum was like, ‘the neighbours cute, is he your boyfriend?’

and you mumbled to your self, ‘I wish,’ but then you were LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WISH @ YOURSELF

so you just replied an annoyed no and changed then decided to go to DK’s early

you knocked on the door and waited for someone to open the door and invite you in.

the door was finally opened by DK who took you to some room in his house

you also greeted his parents as you walked past.

when you guys arrived at this room there was a couch computer and a bunch of speakers which was probably where Catallena was played.

you guys continued to talk until you heard a knock on the door he went to open it where he found, the cute chinese boy, Minghao and the tall, tanned boy, Mingyu

he took them to the room and Lisa arrived shortly after.

you guys worked on whatever project it was until you guys realised it was late, like at least 1 am, so DK was like, ‘YOU GUYS CAN SLEEP OVER,’

you thought about just going home, but you were like that’s rude, I can just stay over

so you guys ended up staying over, which ended up with DK and Lisa dancing around until the early hours; honestly,this was the reason you guys were up until 1

Minghao started to B-Boy and Mingyu just continued to dance along bc he can

you were just standing there laughing until DK took you to the centre when Catallena started playing

you guys danced to Catallena whilst the rest just clapped along

some slower song like Coffee by BTS (it’s kind of a break-up song, but it’s somewhat suitable) or like Paradise by NCT 127 came on and you guys were like dancing like a cute couple along to it because it was late and you didn’t realise how cute you looked

it was like 5 at this point so you guys were like let’s just sleep and work on it for the rest of the weekend.

so you guys worked (kind of a debatable topic) and finished it

you guys had to present it and you were like freaking out and as you walk to school DK saw you and was like, ‘hey are you okay?’ with a concerned expression

and you were like HE’S SO CUTE AND SWEET

so you replied with a really awkward, yeah

and DK has like no chill, he was like, TELL ME, I KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG, TELL ME

so he comforts you until you have to split ways.

so the whole day everyone’s giving you like winks whenever DK is within a 2 metre radius of you bc MINGYU PUT YOU CAN DK DANCING WITH DK ON HIS SNOW/SNAPCHAT AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE A CUTE COUPLE AND THEY’RE PROBABLY MAKIN BETS ON WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE AND WHEN

so it’s finally the last period and you’re ranting to your best friend Jaehyun about how you really don’t want to present and he’s like smirking and you’re like, ‘JAEHYUN THIS IS SERIOUS,’

and he’s like, ‘is your relationship with DK serious?’

and you punch him in the arm

he points his eyes in the direction behind you and behind you is a smiling DK

and you’re like I HATE YOU JAEHYUN OMG, but you’re also like oH ShIT

DK then asks you if you’re prepared to present whilst Jaehyun walks away giggling

you guys ended up being last to present and whilst waiting, DK would always give you a smile of reassurance

he’s just so nice and sweet to you and he’s just trying to calm you down but his smile makes your heart flutter and you’re having a harder time than you already were

when you present you think you screwed up but DK either fixed it on the spot, or told you that you did really well whilst you guys walk home.

that night you probably sat in bed thinking, i wish this group project never ended so you could spend more time with DK and you’re all sad but sleep anyways

the next day your mom calls you down saying you have a visitor for you

and you’re like who would come this early??

and you see him and you’re like, YES HE’S HERE, BUT OMG NO I LOOK LIKE TRASH

and he’s like, ‘hello (y/n)!!,’ in a really cheerful tone and you’re like, I am fully awake the sun is shining, birds are chirping, my skin is clear, today is a good day.

so once you get ready in record time bc you can’t leave DK with your mother too long, you run downstairs to eat or go to school

you end up leaving without breakfast bc DK said he’d treat you

AND HE REALLY DID

he ends up taking you to some cute cafe to get some food, then head to school

as you walk to school he’s like,

‘can i ask you something?’

‘sure,’

‘do you wanna go out?’

and he stops and turns to face you with that million dollar smile

and you’re like, ‘yes,’

and he’s like, ‘good, i already told my parents about you,’ with a sheepish smile.

you didn’t really plan on telling anyone about you and DK but when you get to school somehow everyone knows

and they’re like, ‘I TOLD YOU DK WOULD MAKE THE FIRST MOVE,’

and you’re like, how do they even know??? wtf,

so you turn to face DK with a confused expression and he just shrugs then smiles and brings you closer to him

you just smile in his chest as Mingyu snapchats/snows everything

btw it was Mingyu who told everyone, not surprising tbh

also because you guys are neighbours you two spend so much time together omg

like every friday you guys hang out and every second friday you invite your Seventeen plus some of the 97 liners (bc you’re born in 97’ for this AU to work and bc 97’ line squad would be the coolest omg)

when it’s just you two you just dance around or watch movies with DK’s arms wrapped around you

and DK continues to dance to Catallena at two am on a Sunday with Seungkwan and Hoshi, who introduced you to early in the relationship

also, when walking to school together, DK wraps his arm around you and you guys just talk

you probably go on a bunch of dates after school bc it’s really easy, like instead of catching a bus home, you guys catch a bus to some nice shopping centre and shop their

you guys probably buy clothes for each other omg

he then tries to convince you to let him buy of you end up buying them

he would probably take you to some nice cafe near by and you guys would eat there

he would always take candid photos of you and show them to Soonyoung or smth

like he would be like, ‘so this is the time i took them to a cafe in wherever and s/he looks so cute omg,’

you also probably have 310947981 of his hoodies and shirts from when he stayed over and you wear them a lot

he loves them on you, he probably takes candid photos of you in them

you guys probably have 1284931 couple items, how cute

and after a while Jaehyun brings up the, ‘is your relationship with DK serious?’ question

it probably went like

Jaehyun: is your relationship with DK serious

You: shut up Jaehyun and-

DK: yes it is serious :)))))))

which Jaehyun just leaves to let you guys walk home while thinking, how cute

everyone thinks you guys are cute tbh

Okay, this was really long, I hope you guys like it. 

- admin Jola