#there's one i love 😊 and one i despise 💀

[c-sand]

so i justified it

[agendabymooner]

icy in saudi ! oliver b. x ofc (raikkonen!driver!ofc)

summary: romania ‘(a)roma’ raikkonen, now one of aston martin’s reserve and development drivers, became an f1 wag overnight after ollie turned out to be carlos sainz’s substitute for the saudi arabian grand prix.

AND she also had her personal ‘reverse harem’ aka the boys that kimi feared to have around the icegirl.

content warning: use of explicit language, establish relationship, brief mentions of kimi raikkonen, dad!kimi, f2 drivers appearance + banters, brief sexual innuendo, tweets, crack fic, 2024 saudi arabian grand prix, oc!raikkonen brother jo raikkonen (face claim: conrad laursen), kimi antonelli and ofc’s sister bantering

note: this guy goated as hell. here’s some content that ppl asked for 😭😭 it’s not much but enjoy regardless xx

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2024 — ROUND 2, SAUDI ARABIAN GP

BREAKING NEWS: Ferrari driver Carlos Sainz hospitalized and underwent appendectomy. He is now replaced by reserve driver, Oliver Bearman, for this race.

SAUDI ARABIAN GP, POST-RACE

tagged olliebearman

liked by theopourchaire21, arthur_leclerc, frederikvestiofficial

user1 the way you called in sick as a reserve driver just to support ollie 😭😭 i want that

rooraikkonen goated ferrari driver after kimi raikkonen 🙌 liked by romaraikkonen

veracoparaikko splendid job today, ollie! liked by romaraikkonen

kimimatiasraikkonen well done, ollie 👍 liked and pinned by romaraikkonen

romaraikkonen pinning this so he can brag about it

user2 the ‘well done’ was one thing… BUT CALLING HIM OLLIE?!

user3 someone check on kimi, he’s having a stroke and calling the one guy that he despises the most by his nickname

olliebearman hehe

olliebearman love u 🙂 liked by romaraikkonen

romaraikkonen stfu lemme just appreciate ur talent pls

olliebearman ok 🙂😊

jackdoohan god what a simp 😔

theopourchaire21 let’s all pray for our fallen brother. he passed away after he suffered from ‘down baddery’

arthur_leclerc 🙏

user4 WHY ARE YALL CLOWNING OLLIE 😭😭😭 WE GET IT HES DOWN BAD BUT HE MEANS WELL

frederikvestiofficial he’s so down bad it’s actually sickening 💀

romaraikkonen i’m gonna break your ankle the next time i see you, vesti bestie

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[ooftale]

Guys i have like. A yearly Invader Zim phase

It's the one thing that i obsess over at least once a year its crazy

Rn is my beautiful IZ time (together with Spiderman Deadpool Fairly Odd Parents and Cuphead but still 💀) soo umm it would be lovely to have some invader Zim moots so here are some doodles i did yesterday

Hopefully this reaches some cool IZ enjoyers (I'll let you know i despise Z/A/D/R (im spelling it so it doesn't specifically reach certain ppl) so um that part of the fandom can go shoo from here 😊)

[renemesis]

if you and your f/o(s) had cellphones, what do you think the contact names for each other would be?

YAAAY ANOTHER ONE YAAAAY!! This is a really really good one too I love your mind...

Ok picking these out on the idea that over half of them either don't have phones at all or own the oldest brick flip phones known to man for funsies so umm. Hmm.

Starting off hot with KIRA. Ik he might seem like a flip phone guy (and in his canon time period he IS) but. Cmon. Kira is all about average appearances. Average guys dont use nokias theyve got mid pixelated-ass 5 y/o androids be for serious. Ok ANYWAYS!! He'd keep his contact names very simple, concise, easy to recognize and hard to criticize if someone we're to be snooping his phone for one reason or another, so he'd have me as just my name maybe with a heart emoji if hes feeling indulgent... Veeery later on into the relationship he'd may change it to like 'Spouse' with a heart or two. I'd have my contact for him be anything from "💖💗💖💗pookie bear 💖💗💖💗💖" to "THE KILLER!!!💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥" and he'd fucking despise it he'd threaten to blow up my phone at any given moment. We compromise occasionally but I still continuously choose names that'll infuriate him for funsies bc mike loves poking the lethal bear yaaaaay yay yaay

Ok next up Eric bc I dont talk abt him undead gothic ass enough !! Hmm. Ok well I dont think he'd use any outwardly romantic names for a loooong time just bc of his. Circumstances (I am unfortunately his rebound/situationship partner after him and his fiancée's brutal murders. This is the choice I live with </3) but maybe he'd use some edgar allen poe ass terms of endearment after awhile ('My Unbeating Heart', 'My Mourning Dove' etc etc) but I'm gonna be real. I love him so so bad but I'm not abt to do all that. Hes going into my phone as some shit like "Crowboy" or "Zombie Clown" or maybe if I'm feeling romantic I'll give him a little "My Undead Freak 😊💗💗" I might be obsessed and in love with him but I'm a silly guy first and foremost

Ohh my God this ended up so long. AND I ONLY DID TWO FMLLL. whatever I'm ending it here this is good enough

[utas-faerie-gf]

Omg

Yasss I love this sm

REVIEWING DA FICCCCC

Also

🚨🚨🚨TENGEN HATE🚨🚨🚨

Anytime Tengen appears, there's gonna be some hate 💀

Thots wile reedeng dis

"… board games with Inosuke until one of you rage quits, and the other has to convince them to: stop sulking in the bathroom, and play again. Who rage quits usually depends on the game, and you’re much better at goading him into another round than he is at bribing you." I would be the one raging at every game

Even if I'm the one winning LOL

I will just find any reason to be angry 😔 Bakugo kinnie 🤪✌🏽

"… almost getting scammed by an astrology website with Zenitsu, before finally agreeing that the free version is fine, and who believes in astrology anyway?" I don't.. At all.

I wonder how long it took for us to decide the free version is fine

5 hours later

Zenny: Y/N, I think we should do the free verison

Y/N: It took you that lo--

"'How do you know what the moon feels like?' He doesn’t quite know how to explain gentle, mystical tug of moonrise, so he settles for, 'I can feel you, and that is more than enough.'" Y/N, DON'T QUESTION HOW HE KNOWS 😡

He knows cuz he's been ON THE MOON

"… cleaning and redecorating Kaburamura’s cage with Obanai. It’s a little gross, and a lot of a fun." YESSS I WANNA CLEAN HIS CAGE

Don't ask why I'm happy about that-

"'From teasing him for his obvious doting, 'Does Kaburamura really need six donut cozies?' to being flat out rejected,'" YES KABI DOES NEED 6 DONUT COZIES

INFACT HE NEEDS 100

"'Sooo that’s a no to body painting? It’s safe for humans! How could it not be safe for snakes?'"

Basically

"Chocolate is safe for humans! How could it not be safe for dogs?"

BE FOR REAL 😭

"You end up falling asleep as he dutifully photographs Kaburamura curled up on your shoulder #guess I’ll finish cleaning by myself." Yea clean by yourself

Imma sleep

😴😴😴😴

"… doing Tanjirou’s make up, and him doing yours."

Imma make him look like a pretty princess 😊

...

Mosmei, you know damn well you finna make him look like Nemi in his crackhead phase

That's my man y'all ❤️ what the fuck

"If you don’t own any make up, then you go on a field trip (minimal budget). You randomly pick themes (old fashioned via 'from a hat' or modern via 'app for raffle draw'), set a time limit, and then send photos of your final looks to your Hashira + Kamaboko group chat to decide on a winner." We're both gonna win cuz there are no losers 💖💖💖

Unless you hate Suri

Then you are a BIG loser

HOW COULD YOU HATE THE PRECIOUS BEAN????

JUST LOOK AT HER

SHE'S A KEEPER

Speaking of Suri..

"By the end of the evening, you’re drunk (or sugar high) as heck, and have at least four pairs of socks on." Cap

Yk that 100 layer challenge?

Imma do that with socks 😎👌🏽

100 layer socks challenge 👍🏽

"… cooking with Kyojuro #bet you didn’t see that coming #sarcasm intended teehee. Sometimes it’s complicated, hours long endeavors; other times it’s spaghetti; and there’s always take out if your fancy Huntsman pie doesn’t go to plan. He’s almost unbearably efficient when it comes to cooking tidily, and chops vegetables so quickly that you just marvel at how his fingers are intact."

J-J-Juro.. C-C-Cooking?!?

HE CAN'T COOK 😭😭😭

IT'S CANON

Prkejsijdjd

Ignore the RenGiyu 🥰

Anyways

Yea.. And that came from the creator 😭

So the food finna be on fire or the kitchen finna be on fire 😭

Ironic since he's the flame pillar 💀

"... watching a movie with Sanemi. This includes: ~arguing over which movie to watch for a solid hour (give or take), another twenty minutes for snack prep, and another half an hour to spontaneously design and build a pillow fort (for the optimal movie watching experience, of course)." That sounds so cute omg

"Even when it’s a movie he swears he despises, he’ll still stay awake through the whole damn thing because it matters to you, and you matter to him." Why am I like this

I'm just like "ugh I don't wanna watch this 😒" then when I watch it, it be whole diff story

"You usually win, but he notices when you begin making his clues easier, and promptly informs you that he’d rather lose honestly than win on Easy Mode. 'Your happy noises whenever I feed you are prize enough for me.'" MUIII 😭

"'Where do you see us in a year? Five years? A decade?' you ask. His answer remains constant: 'Together.'"

Skksksjdissjjdivjf

Idk..

Just..

If you made any another Hashira say this- *coughs rly loud*

Like Juro for ex--

I'M SORRY JURO

I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE 😭😭😭

Why I gotta bully best boy 😔😔😔

"… reading with Tengen. He’ll read to you, or you to him; you’ll share a book, or the couch, or the bed."

Idk what you talking about "Share the bed"

He finna sleep on the floor while I sleep on the bed 😂🤣

He better be grateful

I could of made him sleep outside

In the trash

Where he belongs

I will never forgive him for pushing over MY woman

LIKE BITCH

YOU HAVE 10 BILLION WIVES AND YOU DISRESPECT WOMEN???

HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE

TOMI >>> TEN

TOMI HELPED SURI

YOU SEE THIS??????

L TEN

W TOMI

THAT'S WHY YOU ALMOST DIED TO SOME FUCKING KIDS

LOSER

@kurooandkenmasslut THIS YOUR MAN????

Oh you think I hate Ten? I wonder what gave it away 🤪

Favorite Part

When we made Ten sleep outside

NO IM PLAYING I WILL STOP SAYING THAT

Ino one cuz I am gonna rage quit 😂

Rating

This was heartwarming

More heartwarming than Juro's smile

And I didn't even think that was possible!

So I give it a 100939384847377282829837748392726278493912664858498216628303847372927485848272793856372728384773618299384747738384764288292836479292737484863737473882920102984747474729020294747399202927374747939292737483928727484627189293/10 😎👍🏽

Loved da fic

staying in

Author’s Note: feeling cheesy and silly and lazy. ☺️😝🥱

staying in

Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader

Word Count: ~900

CW: mild sexual content

Song Inspo: Low Key by Russell Dickerson

~faqs/suggestions~

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