#there’s something strangely wholesome about the idea of Charlie innocently joining in

[waugh-bao]

I imagine that after Mick flashed/danced for Charlie and Keith took off his shirt, as they waited to come back out for their encore Charlie said “oh yeah? Well look at this!” He then gently lifted his shirt, revealing just a two inch strip of a small, mildly hairy tummy. The concert then had to abruptly end as Mick swooned and Keith needed to be immediately transported to hospital for displaying symptoms of a cardiac arrest. “I…I almost saw his bellybutton,” Keith said before having an oxygen mask put on his face.