#there’s nothing money can’t fix! >>> 𝐌. 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑

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@ofcryptid said: ❛ lookin' to change that, moron? ❜

»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« ❝ ɴ-ɴᴀʜ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ all ... ! ❞ he was quick to respond, backing away and turning to prepare to run!

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»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« ᴘᴜʟʟꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪꜱ electric joint in the house of lamentation's courtyard. it IS 4/20, after all.

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»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ꜱɴᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ up on levi, who had his nose BURIED in his D.D.D.

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»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« ᴘᴏᴘꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪꜱ joint because clearly nobody wants to say what's REALLY going on.

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»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ someone to hold right now. that wasn’t WRONG, now, was it?

[sinfvlwishs]

@ofcryptid whispered: ❛ barbatos is mad at me and it's your fault, mammon! ❜

»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« ❝ ᴡʜ — ᴡʜʏ'ʀᴇ ʏᴀ blamin' ME?! weren't ya the one who brought up the whole hotboxing thing in the first place?! ❞ unbelievable! someone that wasn't one of his brothers were blaming him for something that wasn't his fault again!

[sinfvlwishs]

》》 𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦. / 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫.

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ♚ . *. ⋆ 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲! he's just gonna start out by showing off his 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺-𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙳 𝙰𝙱𝚂 in the spirit of the day. but he's happy to take things further if anyone he's close to expresses interest—

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》》 @ghostvixen whispered: ❝ y’know, i bet ya’ get off on th’ idea of makin’ a pact with me, mammon. bossin’ you around ‘til i tell ya’ can’t move while i play with your body. ‘n all you can do is take it ~ . ❞ / fluster attempt on mams >:)

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ♚ . *. ⋆ ❝ 𝐭𝐜𝐡, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭?! ❞ he was quick to respond in a 𝚂𝙽𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙸𝚂𝙷 tone , attempting to protect the sudden volatile and defensive emotions that 𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 through him. in all honesty , the part that flustered him the most was the mention of him jerking off , of all things , to the idea of being controlled by them via a pact. 𝙸𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚂𝙽'𝚃 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙽 𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙴! ❝ that sounds like 𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 , bein' told t'stay n' not bein' able t'move! i'll have ya know , that shit hurts! what makes ya think i'll be jerkin' it to somethin' like 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃?! ❞

》》 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞!

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》》 @ofcryptid whispered: ❝ once again, i am beggin’ th’ avatar of greed t’ put on pants. ❞

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ♚ . *. ⋆ ❝ 𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐞, 𝐧𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨. ❞ how can he when he's in a 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙴 like this? besides , wasn't it more 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 to be naked anyway?

》》 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 …

[sinfvlwishs]

》》 𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦.

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ♚ . *. ⋆ 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮. he's not safe either. it took him all his strength to stop himself from 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰 𝚂𝚆𝙸𝙽𝙶 at levi's face when he saw his brother pop out of his room earlier. seriously , he 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 being this aggressive.

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》》 @palidinus whispered: 👪 talk about Levi, Mammon

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ♚ . *. ⋆ ❝ 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫! he'll probably kill me for sayin' this , but we were 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝚂𝙴 as kids. every other day we'd wrestle around in the courtyard or break out into a tickle fight or somethin' when mom was in th'middle of business so lucifer had to come break us up. his nature used t'be all 𝚋𝚞𝚋𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 , probably 'till asmo came along. that's when his sweet youngest kid nature turned into somethin' like th'serious and 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 mode. who knew it'd transform him into such a social recluse , though?! i know the insults are just t'protect his vulnerable side , but i can tell ya , 𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎. and ... i love him and i wanna protect him , even if it ends up with me bein' all strung up from the ceiling. 𝙸 𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙰 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂 those moments where we could just tell each other that , yanno? ... i can't help but worry about him sometimes. maybe he's all 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 'cause he doesn't leave th'house and get fresh air ... ? i gotta get that dude friends ... ❞

》》 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 👪 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬.

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@svmmoning whispered: ( texting starters ; barbatos for mammon ) ⚡ an angry text. 

[ barb! ] → yo, why'd ya have t'go snitchin' to lucifer about that awesome hilarious prank we'd be pullin' on diavolo? [ barb! ] → it wasn't like he was gonna get hurt or nothin'! he'd just get a little silly string surprise! [ barb! ] → and besides, haven't ya ever wondered what it would be like for him t'be pranked or somethin'? dont'cha think it'll make him seem a little more normal?

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»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« … ᴡᴀꜱ ʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇ only demon spencer hasn't tickled yet?

[sinfvlwishs]

@ofcryptid whispered: 💀 - How do they feel about horror movies? ( for all of them !!! )

»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« ❝ … ʜ-ʜᴜʜ? ᴜ-ᴜʜ, ɪ-ɪ guess i ain't against 'em ... ❞ he's so clearly lying, trying not to disclose how utterly petrified he can get while watching them.

»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« ❝ ɪ ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ ɪ don't dislike them. i do prefer horror games, though. ❞

»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« ❝ ɪ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ horror movies. i think some of them may turn out weak plot-wise, but from time to time i come across a really good horror movie and series with great plots, great character development, and great effects, and i can't get enough of it when i do. ❞

»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« ❝ ᴏʜ, ɪ ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ love horror movies! sometimes they can get a bit scary at times, but i'm okay with admitting it! not like someone else i know. ❞

»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« ❝ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ɪ absolutely love them. if i can't find or think of anything good to watch, i'll just pick out a horror movie. ❞

[sinfvlwishs]

》》 @whimsiicalmuses whispered: [text] awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation? (Kouleia to mammon)

[ 𝙺𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚊 ] → 𝙳𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚝, 𝚢𝚊 𝚍𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗', 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝?! [ 𝙺𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚊 ] → 𝚂𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎. 𝚆𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚕'𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙻𝚎𝚟𝚒'𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝙻𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎, 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝙰𝚜𝚖𝚘'𝚜 𝚗𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚎. [ 𝙺𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚊 ] → 𝙱𝚞𝚝 ���𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝙱𝚎𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙿𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝, 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝙼𝙰𝙳 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚎! 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 '𝚎𝚖 '𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐'𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎! [ 𝙺𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚊 ] → 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚘𝚛 𝚗𝚘 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖! 𝚂𝚘 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝙰𝚔𝚞𝚣𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙻𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚘𝚜, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚡 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝! 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗'!

》》 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

[sinfvlwishs]

》》 @ghostvixen whispered: [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs” ( mammon ! )

[ 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 ] → … 𝚆𝙰𝙸𝚃 [ 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 ] → 𝚈𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗' 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙻𝙰𝚈 𝙲𝙻𝙰𝙸𝙼 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢??!?!! [ 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 ] → 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞? [ 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 ] → 𝙸'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 … ! [ 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 ] → 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢!

》》 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.