#there will be arson on the 11pm news

[sarasa-cat]

The level of crippling pain today is MUCH.

I have many choice words. Mostly I just want to firebomb the entire american mattress industry. Literally.

The whole industry is a cesspit of greed that makes used car salesmen look morally upright.

[tarosin]

the great adventures of y/n tommy jack and tubbo

requested: yes/no

an: part 4 of the great adventures series

pairing: platonic y/n/tommy/jack/tubbo

warning: cursing

It was the afternoon before your new adventure with your friends. you had no idea what to expect, however everyone else knew even ranboo, and he wasn’t even joining you all. you would be lying if you said you weren’t nervous, especially after hearing some of tommys plans for future uploads. tubbo had been trying to drop hints about what was going to happen. You honestly couldn’t tell if he was excited or nervous, either way you could tell it was going to be a once in a lifetime opportunity and boy were you excited. the sound of knocking pulled you from your thoughts.

“hi y/n! sorry for the unexpected visit, i tried to call you but it wouldn’t go through.”

“oh god sorry, tubbo, my phones on charge upstairs, ive just finished babysitting my friends twitch chat.”

“that’s okay, tommy wanted me to see if you want to stay the night as i can take you with me now. he said something about it saving time tomorrow as jack won’t have to go as far and we can get there earlier, i honestly just think he’s slightly nervous and wants to spend time with someone.”

“i’ve not prepared a bag or anything as i was just planning on grabbing everything i needed in the morning, but i’m down to go with you. i’ll pack a bag real quick, make yourself feel at home. you can stay down here or come upstairs with me.”

tubbo followed you upstairs, and helped you pick which outfits would be the best to wear for the trip. around 10 minutes later you finished packing your bag and turned around to see a very pale tubbo, dropping your bag to the floor you pulled a chair up to your bed sitting opposite him.

“you feeling okay tubs?”

“just nerves, I'll be alright, are you ready to go?”

“ready if you are!”

the journey to tommys was relatively quick, you spent it talking about group plans for when ranboo comes to the uk.

tubbo: almost here!

tommy: yes! want to stream for a bit later, just something small could do laugh and the stream ends. i’ll go talk to my mum now!

•••

tubbo: please open the door

tommy: on it

the pair of you stood at the door waiting for tommy to unlock it

“TUBBO! Y/N I'M GLAD YOU COULD BOTH MAKE IT!”

not too long later, you and tubbo had put everything away and sat with tommy planning out a small stream.

“so i was talking with my parents and we can do an outside stream, and set fire to marshmallows!”

“as much as i love fire tommy i don’t think your parents will appreciate arson in the garden.”

“it’ll be fine now grab a jacket, we need to go walk to the shop.”

the three of you set off determined to get to the shop and back before it got dark, tommy and tubbo walked on either side of you as they want you to feel safe. thankfully the shop was only around the corner so you were all only out for about 20 minutes maximum, you probably could have made it back earlier but you stopped every time you saw a pretty rock.

“y/n come on we still need to stream!”

“did you tweet that you were streaming?”

“no he didn’t.”

“then come and look at this pretty rock!”

tommy and tubbo couldn’t help but laugh at how many rocks you managed to pick up.

•••

“guys i think i’d rather just spend time with you all rather than stream.”

“that’s fine, tommy!!”

the three of you sat around the fire updating one another about plans and opportunitie, coming. the conversation swiftly came to an end when tommy had set fire to a stick claiming it was to make the fire grow. you laughed as you heard his mum yelling at him to stop trying to set you and tubbo on fire.

“sorry about that everyone, but look the fire is big again.”

it got colder as the sun went down, so the three of you sat with a blanket draped over you all. his mum offered to take photos for you and you happily accepted, the pictures looked amazing and you posted it to instagram with the caption ‘i am cold and no one is telling me what’s happening tomorrow.’

it was around 11pm when the three of you agreed it was time to go back inside and sleep.

•••

you and tubbo stayed downstairs and tommy stayed in his room. the sound of tubbos alarm woke the pair of you up.

“turn that fucking thing off!”

“this is the fourth time it’s gone off and you’re still not up?”

“that’s because i’m tired.”

“please get ready jack will be here soon enough.”

realisation finally hit today was the day you were finally about to find out what this once in a lifetime opportunity was. tubbo advised you to wear sensible clothing and not wear the zodiac necklace you always wore, so you decided to wear the hoodie ranboo sent you a week ago and leggings.

“y/n you might wanna tie your hair up.”

“tubbo are you sure you’re feeling okay? you genuinely look ill."

“i’m fine.”

jack: right i’m outside so whenever you’re ready

lani: we’re making our own way later on as the hotel we stayed at is closer

y/n: will someone tell me what we’re doing

ranboo: no

y/n: you’re not even joining us how did you get in the gc

ranboo: magic

y/n: fuck off give me a clue

ranboo: i’ve said it since you dyed your hair neon f/c you’d be able to see from way up in the sky

y/n: what the actual hell is that supposed to mean

•••

soon enough you met up with everyone else and lani started recording.

“we’re skydiving, you ready tubbo?”

“WERE DOING WHAT? HOLY SHIT!”

you honestly couldn’t wait to do this. it was something you had wanted to do for a while, tubbo on the other hand clearly didn’t agree, which was evident through his whining.

you stood with tommy laughing as tubbo sat alone questioning why he agreed to this.

“look at him.”

“he’s is not happy.”

you sat next to jack and tubbo watching the video demonstrating what you will all be doing soon. you let out a nervous laugh, as although you were excited, you couldn’t help but be a bit nervous.

“you could fall into the engine and get chopped up.”

“tommy stop scaring tubbo!”

“what if the parachute doesn’t work?”

“free fall to your death.”

“y/n you’re not helping!”

you stood recording tubbo laying on the floor once again whining.

“tubbo there are so many people behind you!”

“i’m sure the parachute won’t fail tubbo, but if it does it was lovely knowing you!”

“uuuuuuugh!”

“i fully agree bo.”

soon enough you tommy and jack joined tubbo on the floor.

“look at the clouds.”

“we’re going to be in them soon.”

“hell yeah!”

“ughhhh!”

you tried not to laugh trying to calm tubbo down a bit before you all jumped out a plane, which worked until you left him alone with tommy whilst you spoke to jack for a while.

“to be fair that looks quite fun.”

“and dangerous!”

“STOP!”

“well sounds like tubbos thrilled to be here.”

the four of you sat on a bench talking about what’s going to happen, and laughing at tubbos nerves trying to make light of the situation.

“look it’ll be fun, tubbo, provided we don’t die there’s a chance we’ll be in more vlogs.. okay so ignore the black cloud of smoke!”

“that’s not a good omen.”

“shut up!”

you wrapped an arm around tubbo trying to make him feel comfortable and reassure him it’ll be fine, only to be interrupted by jack and tommy bickering about eating before jumping from the plane.

•••

the four of you went to the briefing, at this point you were struggling to contain your excitement, and couldn’t help but laugh out of pure joy.

“no, they are listening, they're just excited.”

after doing training for the jump, you stood with tommy whilst someone questioned him about how he got 9 million subs.

“I just went around being incredibly cool.. doing minecraft.”

you and jack burst out laughing whilst tommy went on to make jokes about how much money he was earning.

•••

it was now almost time to jump out a plane. it was around now nerves were kicking in, so you all went around messing about till you were told it’s time to make your way to get ready.

“let’s go gamers!”

•••

“are you a skydiver enjoyer?”

“i am.”

“well that’s always good... please, don’t let me die!”

“y/n are you scared?”

“no, my ranboo merch will protect me, but if i die can we blame tommy for coming up with this?”

“ranboos not going to believe that you’re wearing the jumper he sent you to jump out a plane.”

a few minutes later you over heard a worker say they’re nervous causing you to tilt your head and blink again, trying to process what was said.

“heh???”

it was now time for the four of you to put the equipment on, so you were ready to jump. jack started talking a lot more than usual at a quicker pace due to the fact he was getting nervous. tommy pointed it out and jack trying to argue he wasn’t made you laugh.

“y/n keeps making a lot of jokes about my parachute being shit.”

“sorry manifold should be fine...more than likely...hopefully. only time will tell really.”

“how you doing buddy?”

“i’m feeling okay. i feel my insides doing inside bits.”

“wonderful!”

you were now all waiting to go as a worker jokes about forgetting something.

“y/n you’re going with him!”

“okay, but why?”

“well you said your ranboo merch will protect you..”

someone went by going rather fast causing you to stare in awe.

“we don’t go that fast, do we?”

“no not unless something goes terribly wrong.”

you all stood there laughing.

“stoppppp!”

“y/n, i’m now thinking you should go with them instead!”

“are you trying to kill me off jack?”

•••

you all set off towards the plane, a mixture of excitement and nerves began kicking in.

“tubbos on a lead.”

“oh i’m really nervous jack.”

“look at y/n!”

lani began to record you, who was now way ahead of the others, so you stopped and waved at lani.

“BYE LANI! HOPEFULLY ILL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!”

the others caught up and everyone had their equipment checked again.

“oh dear.. should be fine.”

“i’m alright, don’t worry my ranboo merch will protect us!” you got on first and that when you realised they set you up, so you jumped last as you were more confident and tubbo was jumping first so he could get it out the way.

you all sat on the plane and waved at the camera.

“hi there!”

“hello!”

“hi!”

“please don’t let us die!”

“we’re really jumping out a plane with a dream stan.”

“this is the highest we’ve ever been.”

“gamers in a plane whatever will they do...hopefully not die!”

“Y/N!”

“sorry tubbo!”

you were currently at 2,000 feet and sat looking out the window waiting to reach 14,000 feet. jack turned to you and tommy, “i can’t believe you’re jumping out the plane in philza merch and y/ns jumping out in ranboo merch.”

“if i die at least ill look great doing it.”

12,000 feet later it was now tubbos turn to jump, he looked back at you all.

“YOU GOT THIS TUBBO!!”

you watched as tubbo went.

“GOOD LUCK TOMMY!”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOOD LUCK? Y/N?”

“BYEEEEE!”

you laughed as tommy went.

“see you later jack!”

you gave jack a high-five and watched as he went.

“holy shit they actually did it!”

“are you ready, y/n?”

“hell yeah, let’s do this!”

you laughed as you jumped, you couldn’t believe you actually got to jump out of a plane, you waved at camera.

lani met the others as they landed and began telling them about it.

“wait where’s y/n?”

“there they are!”

“Y/N!”

the others ran up to you as you landed.

“i’m glad you didn’t die!”

“thanks jack!”

•••

“would you all do it again?”

“yeah.”

“no.”

“maybe, i’m not sure.”

“i reckon so.”

not too long later, you were all given certificates to celebrate the fact you had jumped out a plane.

“yay it made nearly dying worth it!”

“you’re so dramatic!”

•••

you thought the day was over and that you were going home, little did you know that wasn’t the case.

“were not done for the day.”

“what?”

“heh?”

“you’re tilting your head again.”

“i know it’s because i’m confused!”

“anyway, what do you mean we’re not done?”

“you know george, he’s arrived!”

“gogy!”

“GOGY!”

“can i have a nap in the car please? i’m so exhausted."

taglist:

@l0ver0fj0y

[pinkiebows]

Lorax headcanon dumping <3

Onceler/Greedler headcanons:

He eats snails because he wants to look sophisticated

Once he was shitting and his toilet exploded in revenge

He’s bisexual but prefers women

He and the Lorax have the same birthday so they reluctantly have to share birthday parties organized by the forest animals

His legs are so long he can kick a door and destroy it

If he fell down the stairs he would bend and fold over like a slinky

He listens to nicki Minaj

He gives free thneeds to people he crushes on

He once went to Las Vegas to sell thneeds but saw a shoe flying in midair at 11pm and had nightmares about it for 2 weeks

When Norma gets mad he tightens the pickle jar so she’ll have to talk to him

He chews ice cubes

His favorite animal crossing game is new leaf solely because he’s in the cover of the game

He unironically likes pineapple pizza and gets roasted for it every time he orders it at a restaurant

He doesn’t think he’s a great artist but he still draws often because he wants to improve but he doesn’t know he’s actually an amazing artist

He is Twitter famous and also is a huge influencer

He loves tea but when he became a capitalist he drank black coffee and ONLY black coffee

He had an emo phase at one point and he still knows how to do his own eyeliner from it

At dances or parties, he either plays the guitar on stage or throws it back on the dance floor and everyone laughs at him for having such a flat ass

As he was getting richer, he started putting on makeup, and liked to flex on his $48 dollar foundation. Thing is, it wasn’t even real foundation. He goes to Walmart every week and buys 2 packs of this

For $48 (including tax, as each pack is $21.97) and he only uses the bottom right one (shown in the pic) and because of that he has a huge number (that has a multiple of 7) of skin colored crayola paints stuffed into a closet in his lurkim

Ted Wiggins headcanons:

He had a scene phase shortly after the events of the movie and he wanted to try to eyeliner but was screams to ask his mom for her eyeliner so he got some sharpies and did his own eyeliner with them and when he cries, his “eyeliner” didn’t wear off and everyone ended up being impressed. He also wore old band t-shirts

His birthday is December 11th and he’s a Sagittarius

He’s actually really good at coding!

He makes deez nuts jokes on a daily basis and it annoys the living hell out of everyone around him

He plays ponytown as if his life depended on it

He sleeps with socks on

He likes cheese and pepperoni pizza

He can’t cook for SHIT. Like seriously he almost burnt down the kitchen making salad. You don’t put lettuce in the microwave with a fork, dumbass

He can only draw stick figures and he does that very badly too

He takes random buzzfeed quizzes to find out his soulmates initial and if it’s A he flips over his desk

At dances, Ted just stands there and only dances when it’s time to slow dance, so he tries to dance with Audrey and he sucks at it

He is a HUGE Dr Pepper addict, like it’s kind of concerning honestly

As a kid, Ted wore those really weird and edgy boy shirts that his mom finds at Target

Audrey headcanons:

She’s definitely cottagecore

She was raised by an old florist couple who told her stories about truffula trees before bed when she was a kid, that’s how she knows so much about trees

I can’t decide if she’s a lesbian or pansexual it seems right but she also can’t be both 💔

She loves tea and fruit juices

Her birthday is on May 23rd, and she’s a Gemini

She loves baking and her sweets always have flowers on them <3

She’s a vegetarian

She loves vegetable pizza with just veggies no meat

She smoked truffula once

She’s an amazing artist who can not only draw trees and nature, she can also draw animals and humans too!

She’s a great singer too and loves to sing for her friends

Grammy Norma headcanons:

She is a huge fan of fast and furious movies!

She commits arson

She is also bisexual too (no lean)

Her birthday is April 4th, and she’s an Aries

Other character headcanons:

O’Hare barks back at dogs

Marie (the little girl that talks in Let it Grow) has Audrey as a babysitter and she watches beauty and the beast all the time and wants to learn French when she grows up

Teds mom is a lesbian and O’Hare is gay 😎

Teds mom’s birthday is on September 9th and she’s a Virgo

Ohares birthday is October 20th and he’s a Libra

Ohare owns Illumination Entertainment

Wesley stops glowing when he dies of old age

[dailyunsolvedmysteries]

Who killed Jack Wheeler?

On December 31, Wheeler’s body was discovered by a landfill worker in the middle of a rubbish heap in the Cherry Island Landfill. At the time, his death was ruled as a “homicide” as the police claimed “all the stops made on Friday (December 31) by the garbage truck before it arrived at the landfill involved large commercial disposal bins in Newark (Delaware), several miles from Wheeler’s home”. His last sighting was 14 miles away from Newark (Delaware), but at 11pm on the night of his last sighting, an eye witness said he shared a taxi with Wheeler to the city. 

Wheeler’s neighbour, Ron Roark, said he rarely saw him but claimed there was always “loud television” on at his house. However, no-one appeared to be home.

Following his death, a mysterious video emerged of Wheeler just days before his death. The surveillance video from a Wilmington parking garage showed a seemingly disoriented Wheeler wandering around, coatless and confused with one ripped shoe. In the footage, taken at 8:30pm, Wheeler told a parking attendant his briefcase was stolen and he was trying to get warm. He then paid for parking. However, according to reports in the AP, his car was later found in a different parking garage. “I knew something wasn’t right,” said Iman Goldsborough, a parking-lot attendant who encountered Wheeler on December 29th 2010, “but I never thought it would end up like this.” People have wondered what might have caused his behaviour in the video, with many concerned for his health. However, it’s not known whether Wheeler was unwell at the time of the clip.

Wheeler reportedly fought with a neighbour over the construction of their home. Following his death, an attorney for that neighbour issued a statement saying his client was saddened to hear the news. According to abc news, the ex-presidential appointee had filed a lawsuit, challenging the zoning approval for the neighbouring house because it partially blocked his view of Battery Park and the Delaware River. Police had been looking into the possibility that Wheeler may have been involved in an arson attempt at the home of the couple he had been battling in court. On January 7th, 2011, recovered John Wheeler’s cell phone in the house under construction across the street from Wheeler’s home in New Castle. Del. 

Authorities also interviewed a cab driver after finding his phone number on Wheeler’s cell phone. The driver, Athel Scott, said he didn’t know how his number got on Wheeler’s phone, however, he did remember seeing him. “I seen him one day by the Hotel duPont and one day I seen him at the train station going inside that little store, that’s all I know,��� Scott said.

[news-wtf]

Three recent mobile phone mast fires around the UK are being investigated as possible arson, amid concerns that people are attacking telecoms infrastructure because of a conspiracy theory linking 5G technology to the spread of coronavirus.

The mayor of Liverpool, Joe Anderson, also revealed he had received threats relating to the “bizarre” theory, which has gained traction on social media.

On Friday, emergency services were called to reports that a 5G mast was on fire in Liverpool shortly before 11pm. Police confirmed they were investigating the blaze at Spencer’s Lane, Aintree, close to the M57 motorway.

Fire crews managed to get the fire under control quickly and were photographed parked outside the field shortly after it was extinguished.

The media regulator, Ofcom, said on Thursday it was monitoring broadcasters who spread the discredited conspiracy theory, although coverage has spread more widely on social networks, such as WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter and Nextdoor.

[onenettvchannel]

FLASH REPORT: Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid will air on a 2nd Season starting July 2021 to JOMX-TV 9's Tokyo MX

TOKYO, JAPAN -- After 4 years of hiatus so far, including the arson fire from the animation company by default in Japan... Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid renews to a 2nd Season to the public on a late-night primetime anime.

In a latest virtual media conference via LIVE streaming from a YouTube channel known as Pony Canyon... There will be a scheduled screening and releasing the entire preview of Episode 1 and so on. 5 of the original Japanese Voice Actresses are there to reveal all about it on Saturday late-afternoon (Japan local time). Voice actresses of 5 are the following: Yuki Kuwahara, Maria Naganawa, Yuki Takada, Minami Takahashi & Tomomi Mineuchi.

A key visual was released this afternoon on the 3rd, tells from a top to bottom. Tomomi Mineuchi told OneNETnews, there is a possibility a dragon fight between Ilulu against Tohru above. While at the bottom upon the rest of a supporting anime characters like Shouta Magatsuchi, Quetzalcoatl, Kanna Kamui and Elma Joui. Kobayashi is still there for a morning sunny side-up breakfast, as based from this said visual art.

The full promotional trailer was released today by June 5th, 2021 during a virtual media conference from Pony Canyon:

Speaking to our Radyo Patrol #41 reporter (Haruko Haruhara) as Mineuchi adds from this latest promotional trailer... Kobayashi purchased either an alcoholic or a regular juice drink for just a few cents of Japanese Yen currency. A short flashback for what does it happened from 2017 in Season 1. She was met to Ilulu under the tree of the night around a municipality of Chuo in Tokyo City. Most of the inactive dragon transformations are separately teleported to the Earth world. Kobayashi is taking care of Ilulu with a hugging first hand overnight.

Now, for the rest of Season 2... expect from this anime genre of Slice of Life, a little touch of L*wd & Sexiest Ecchi, few to several fight scenes, and a partial discipline from Kobayashi to two of them. New characters are joined in for a gaming session, along with a returning anime characters as well. Tohru serves a morning breakfast as a maid role to end this latest trailer with a Pancake and Coffee (which is optional for a Fruit Juice, Chocolate or maybe Strawberry with a twist). Although, there is one unnamed male antagonist villain for what comes next later on... And lastly, Kobayashi goes along with Tohru for a late-afternoon friendship talk.

The flashback was now ended this much with a last roughly translated quote, "This little cute, and one with a wonderful dragons".

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid is originally adapted with a manga series from a same name, written and illustrated by Coolkyousinnjya (as serialized in Futabasha's Monthly Action in May 2013). Kyoto Animation is a production company from a televised anime in January 2017. This 2nd season anime is directed by Tatsuya Ishihara, Animation Director was named by Nobuaki Maruki and a Series Director was named by Yasuhiro Takemoto. Also, the "S" stands for a "Super Supreme, Second life Starts".

The 2nd Season premieres this July 7th on Wednesday late-nights starting at 12mn in Japan / 11pm in Manila. LIVE & EXCLUSIVE, only on JOMX-TV 9's Tokyo MX. Other stations like ABC TV in Osaka, JOCI-TV 10's TV Aichi, BS11 and Anime Theater-X (AT-X) in different scheduled times. Japanese on-demand services are legally streamed online to Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, TVer and other of it's platforms within 3 days after a weekly telecast. Crunchyroll is legitimately licensed this anime for the international streaming viewers worldwide in English subtitles where available.

It's a huge success at a virtual media conference on YouTube LIVE (Pony Canyon) from a 5 Voice Actresses themselves. Kudos to that, by the way...

Communicating with a humans and dragons are not gonna be easy for a tougher society in life. Serving a maid role like Tohru is all part of a story as considerly requested for Kobayashi herself. She knows what their friends do as an employee to her job for a computer programmer. The limit of her discipline will be a new policy for this 2nd Season is a pure of trust.

Best wishes of luck for a 2nd Season in July this year.

PHOTO COURTESY: Kyoto Animation

SOURCE: *https://natalie.mu/comic/news/431281 [Referenced News Article #1] *https://www.aniradioplus.com/post/miss-kobayashi-s-dragon-maid-s-season-2-tv-anime-reveals-2nd-pv-and-3rd-visual-premieres-july-7 [Referenced News Article #2] *https://4nn.cx/.173601 [Referenced News Article #3f] *https://maidragon.jp/news/archives/903 [Referenced Mini-News Article #1] *https://maidragon.jp/news/archives/918 [Referenced Mini-News Article #2f]

HONEST DISCLAIMER: The views and opinions expressed from a Flash Report are not those from a production company of Kyoto Animation. Furthermore, the assumptions of a Flash Report will NOT state, intervene or reflect those of our Radyo Patrol reporters. The show, the station, management, interwebs and the network. Thanks for reading! Stay safe and may the Celestia blesses you. Later!

-- OneNETnews Team