#there were like 4 pairs of tiny sparkly purple princess shoes lined up on the porch. feeding a HORDE of chillens with that pizza.... | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

crimeronan · 2 months ago

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delivery driving is fun. sometimes you'll end up an hour from any interstate in rural places with dirt roads wandering around a farm in the pitch dark looking for the front door of the house and end up delivering their pizzas 12 minutes later than you should've, & the worst thing about the experience is that the customer is SUPER understanding and tips you $25. because you can't find your dumbass way around their driveway.

#sometimes you walk in circles in ways too stupid to even express.#horror movie but the horror is just that you are dumb as hell #LIKE. TO BE FAIR. if you order delivery to your farm on a gravel road 8 miles from the restaurant (which is already in a tiny rural town)#and it's night and you have a long driveway (as many farmhouses do) with several forks. then yes you do need to tip $25 #ON THE OTHER HAND. I'M DUMB AS HELL #delivery antics #there were like 4 pairs of tiny sparkly purple princess shoes lined up on the porch. feeding a HORDE of chillens with that pizza....#that's tangential i just thought it was cute.

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