#there were a few that definitely crossed a line so uhhhhh obviously did not add that

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hello and welcome to another addition of "katie goes through the answers of the "tell me something funny" question on my quiz" brought to you via request from @lancestrolls !!!!

we got some *pretty* wild responses and i cannot wait to share them. i didn't go through all of them because there's been a lot of people taking it the past few days and i accidentally hit the back button so i lost my space and don't want to scroll that far! that being said, let's get into it:

- Once again to all those that said “my life” or “life” or any variation………you good???

- “I banged an F1 driver's dad but I won't say which one” - what a way to start this list

- “my mother (70) keeps a plastified photo of kimi raikkonen winning his wcd in her wallet because, I quote "he repels off bad luck. Trust me" - incredible

- “What's an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar” - thats an out of this world joke if i say so myself

- “there’s something lose between my legs apart from the obvious” - nice one.

- “something funny” - a classic

- “Was walking home from school and because it recently snowed, there were some children having a snowball fight. Like 6 to 8 years old. I went past them and saw that one of the older boys was throwing a snowball onto one of the smaller children. Cue the small child absolutely yelling "you fucking wanker". Had to walk away quickly to not burst out laughing ^•^” - love this story about a young guenther steiner

- “everyday I think about Nelson Piquet starting next to Andrea DeCrasheris and being like I want to die instead of driving” - SORRY???

- “I have a sound engineer friend from Poland.and a Czech one too and a Czech one too” - sad to say it took me reading out loud to get it but when I did absolute chuckles.

- “it's a yoke ! A YOKE !!”

- To the person that left their twitter handle and wants to be friends that’s fine but uhhh I do not use twitter

- “pls I need you to know theres a video of Nico Rosberg getting beaten by a 9 year old in mini carts and its the reason I stay alive” VIDEO PLEASE

- “pierre gasly reminds me of that chipped tea cup from beauty and the beast and idk why lol” - THIS IS. SO FUNNY??? AND THE PERSON THAT SUBMITTED IT PUT DOWN THE NAME CHARLES.

- “Cats wearing socks” - kitten mittens??????????

- To the person that said you aren’t funny but wished me a good day/night, thank you and also don’t sell yourself short.

- Idk why but this is the second time I’ve looked through results and both times someone has just said “frog.”

- “I hope you're doing well, and your bed is nice and warm and cozy!!” THANKS. right back at you pal.

- “here's a yoke my 7 year old nephew told me: what word has the most letters? postoffice.”

- “My cat is named shitfur and shes actually pretty cool and my family horse is a himbo who once put his snoot in the anthouse and he sneezes ants for a week” - apologies to your horse but this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

- “what does the buffalo say to his son when he leaves for college?? bison” - a classic

- “I was supposed to study for my "general surgery" exam but here we are, hello” - best of luck pal please do good surgery

- “ok….this is not funny but i do believe lewis would have been a club promoter in another life” - *scribbles notes furiously* okay and tell me more about that

- “KACHOOOOWWW THE FANBASEE”

- “Haas WCC” - RIP

- “everyone is convinced i’m half in love with this guy but i only made people believe that so they don’t know that i’m crushing on his best friend instead. send thoughts and prayers.” - THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS PAL

- and finally someone just wrote: “dicks”