#there was this one woman with the brightest flashlight ever and i honestly wanted to tell her the path is on the ground

[ausefulblogforputtingthingsin]

Flashlight swingers should go to jail. If for some reason you need a flashlight on a wide, flat path lit by a perfectly good gibbous moon, you keep that shit pointed at your feet! That's where rocks and snakes and branches and shit are. They're NOT in my functional yet astigmatic, dark-adjusted eyes!

[tlaquetzqui]

#it's the same jail where I'd put people with super bright led headlights#like they clearly aren't using it as a flashlight because it's not pointed where they're actually walking#they're just walking at a normal pace#swinging the flashlight as they walk#that's useless for illumination!#there was this one woman with the brightest flashlight ever and i honestly wanted to tell her the path is on the ground#because that's not where her light was pointed

I think the jail for that is underneath my house, to borrow an image from Jerry “Tycho” Holkins.

Flashlight swingers should go to jail. If for some reason you need a flashlight on a wide, flat path lit by a perfectly good gibbous moon, you keep that shit pointed at your feet! That's where rocks and snakes and branches and shit are. They're NOT in my functional yet astigmatic, dark-adjusted eyes!