#there was like. A single day of confuaion it's kinda nuts

[jaythelay]

The first shooting was believable because genuinely Dump Would Never Allow Himself To Be Shot At.

He's far too egotistical and such a pussy that even if he believed this was a plan that'd work, he'd N E V E R allow himself to be shot anywhere nearby.

Do I believe his ear was hit? Ye, no damage isn't telling whether there was a shot. Dump's too slow to quickly pull out a blood capsule, and not prepared enough to even have one on him. The maxipad on his ear was fake for sure, not that anyone needed to tell you that.

But above all, he would not want how weak he looked to be on display. Sure he got up and raised a fist towards his own Tyranny as a Republican had shot him, but before that? Oh ho, you best believe he wishes he handled the situation """better""" because he looks frail and old.

The fact is, the first one was real.

The "second one" was just florida. A rando got a gun and started blasting because Florida has 0 gun laws. It just so happened to be near his dumbass golfcourse and dead exwife.

Oh and it was another Republican again. As always. Expected, because guess who's statistically more likely to be on the mass shooters list? Or the Sex Offenders list? Or the human trafficker list? or-