#there was a white peacock but i couldnt take a good picture of him

[honourosis]

more from the day i went to tracoá

[philester]

Rize Livestream 9/20

im currently at work but imma still take notes for yall 

its ok my work is pretty chill as long as i complete my code by the end of my shift it should be fine

“what is happening” “we are doing a liveshow” “I KNOW WE ARE DOING A LIVESHOW”

phil and his small child daniel say bing KJAHSDKJLASD 

dan’s voice is v high

humidity killed phil’s quiff

phil is back to being emo....this is bad

soft emo

saying hi to a bunch of people

dan and phil both need a haircut

they will be in london on Monday

hi from Mumbai

australia, to manila, to singapore, to hk, to mumbai in a week

traveling is too hard and scary but “we did it!”

phil’s first time in India

dan’s been to India a few times before with his fam but it was his first time in Mumbai

its 31 degrees

went for afternoon tea, gateway of india

“maharaj high tea” dan had the best tea of his life with Indian snacks

phil went for traditional “victorian tea” with macroons and marshmallows

phil feels bad he didnt order the Indian special

Indian food is superior to most other things

Phil always gets chicken tikka masala

Dan likes trying “space paneer from mars”

Dan tried the Indian breakfast 

dan officially apologized for his mouth noises 

dan was like “nunu from teletubies” according to phil

phil had granola and toast

saw the gateway for India 

RANDOM PEOPLE WANTED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THEM (im so embarrassed by that indian people love taking pictures of white people alkjshdjkashdjkaslkjdaskjdhalksjhdklas)

THE BAR STORY

dan is benjamin buttoning

Phil’s hair is a mess--> very eurovision

the bar tender was like “how old is the boy?”

hes not my SONNN???

bar tender didnt even speak to dan directly to phil

phil: “do i look like a 50 year old man???”

dan is JLo cause hes aging well

dan was offended 

question is “what animal represents phil” 

dan said phil is a slimy sea cucumber

yeast show???? (why)

manila was such a passionate audience...v enthusiastic and they felt valid

people were convulsing like a religious healing 

BIG MANILA ENERGY

dan’s facemask is the tears of a new born baby

singapore had the biggest screen ever

don’t leave it on the singaFLOOR

formula1 for mercedes (dan visited them 3 years later)

they got to see the team backstage in the garage 

dan is more into foruma1 than phil

they got to sit in the box behind the garage as they saw them with the cars

phil asked the guy do you play mariokart which was refreshing compared to all the other questions he was asked and he made him laugh

dan said “spray me daddy” in what universe would phil saY THAT (also...dnp are always lurking....)

dan set an alarm to call his grandma (AWWW SO CUTE)

dan’s grandma’s phone only works in the utility room (the place that has the washing machine)

phil is now a fan of formula 1

dnp went to hk and they were scared they would not be able to go because of the typhoon

one of the biggest typhoon

martyn’s flight got canceled

thankfully it all worked out but it was really crazy and intense 

hk had trees knocked over but hk was really efficient and they had cleared all the roads the next day

and now they are doing the mumbai show tomorrow

martyn is just gonna become an australian (hes still there)

they saw han solo on the plane and preferred it to rogue 1

best part of rogue 1 was the darth vader scene

phil didnt care about dan’s opinion about star wars because it was like 4 in the morning

donald glover is an amazing actor as lando 

phil is hyped for the next star wars movie

they havent seen the newest jurassic world

“youll never be readyyyy” phil said in his sensual voice

the sims video lmaooo...a lot happens dnp apologize for it

a good dnp video coming soon...they had a tasty dinner (?)))

the giveaway is still on

TRUTH BOMBS: 1) phil looks like a turtle...wait no not my answer...my real answer is a peacock, phils a seahorse because he is such a daddy ALKSJHDKAJSD, 2) phil reminds of a ferret with an emo fringe, “OMG DOGS”, 3) a penguin....-TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES- 4) they say hi to a girls mum...phil is a koala bear (i couldnt hear the rest of the part xause rize sucks)

koala bear wins 

phil might be allergic to guava

this is the last liveshow on tour :((((

next liveshow will them be back at home

they probably left the oven on 

look forward to gaming videos, tbc

dan’s eyebrows, more breakfast content 

BYEEEEE