#there u go anon. i said being this time lmfaooooo

[claraoswalds]

BEN SHAKIR + being called "Benny"

+bonus

[whatudowhennooneseesyou]

LMFAOOOOO RUBYYYY that ask ab ur mommy!hwa series 😭 i mean i kinda get that there might be lots of people like that person who may be uncomfortable about 18+ fanfics but like????? idk why they take those seriously, tbh. it's literally a FANFIC. i dint think those that u write fanfic for would even take their time looking their name up especially here on tumblr. it is very easy to scroll away and let other people enjoy the things that they do.

is it invasive to write stuff ab how he is in bed according to his birth chart? not really but quite? however, i dont think it's something people should take too seriously. astrology is fun. his chart is literally out there for free lmao. u're doing us (whose knowledge ab astrology and stuff isnt broad) a favor. it makes us curious.

and if it's a genuine concern, idk how hard it is for that person to use a tad bit nicer language. fuming mad for something they put themselves into ijbol like plsssss do urself a favor and as per their language, scroll the fuck away???? bahdhshshsh

GENUINE QUESTION THO: what does "mommy" mean when u use it to hwa? is it also like daddy but since hwa is intuned to his feminine side, he's more of like a mommy than daddy? LMFAOFI3IJRKGJJT SORRY I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ITTTTT : (((( coz i havent read such fic w the same theme— using mommy to a male subject. hope i dont sound rude. ><

and.. pls post more about seonghwa's natal chart observations because i enjoy yours so much. they're very detailed and i resonate with it well since i almost have the same chart as him (as i was born 8 days after him) so yeah!

LOVE UR BLOGS SO MUCH! <3

Hey! The response to this ask is legit over a year late but better late than never and I have been excited to reply to this one for awhile.

For context, this was sent after I was sent a hate anon ask in my inbox stating that I was gross for calling Seonghwa 'Mommy' and analysing his kinks in my natal chart reading.

I just don't understand why ppl won't take the easier route and just scroll, like you're expelling unnecessary energy writing and I'm expelling unnecessary cognitive energy by reading it.

The 'should ppl write smut about real life celebrities' has been a question asked for literal DECADES now and i'm always on the belief that if you don't take it srsly- it's all good.

I just watched an interview with Ryan Reynolds who admitted to reading the smut ppl have written about him and loving every second of it-

If the celebrity I wrote fanfics for actively said 'I'm uncomfortable with ppl writing smut about me' then I would respect their wishes and not do it but until then, I'm going to keep doing it.

Besides, the members of Ateez know about the fanfics written about them from that time San googled actual fanfiction on Naver in one of his lives.

And so I think they're all probably okay with it and too worried about being an idol to care about atiny's writing smut about them

I personally think my smut fics and readings are on the same level of invasiveness as 'the way I would let this man *redacted* *redacted* me'- like it's okay to say to Atiny's but maybe not so much to the members.

(although if the members read my natal chart readings I would love to get their opinion).

MOVING ON!!!

'Mommy' is just another authority title you would use in the same way as you would call someone 'Daddy', 'Sir', 'Master' etc.

It's not an age-play/age-regression thing at all and ppl confuse the two, I'm personally not into age-play/regression- it's not my thing.

For etc, my fics all use the term w/o de-aging the reader in anyway.

I wAsn't the first person who has affiliated 'mommy kink' with Seonghwa, that title goes to @hongism when I read her fic many moons ago and was in love with the concept.

I just found that the title fit with Seonghwa in such a beautiful way with his caring but dominant persona and I found it's a great way of dismantling gender norms and expectations surrounding masculinity.

In terms of not finding other male idols who have been called 'Mommy', there are a few Mommy!Hyunjin ones (I've written some too) and he's a popular idol for the concept too but there are other idols I've seen such as Lee Know and Mingi.

If you go on my blog and type in #mommy!may there are SO many fics I've reblogged where the mommy kink is used for all your smutty needs.

That's so cool you're born in 98 as well! I was born in April too so I completely resonate with parts of Seonghwa's natal chart as well.

In terms of more 18+ observation...uhh I'm not 100% certain that Seonghwa is low-key an exhibitionist but with his Aquarius Venus and the fact he looks at Atiny's with such a lustful gaze when he performs...

The chances are pretty high.

[violentviolette]

Ryack. That’s the sound my cat makes at 2am while dry heaving in the corner after eating plastic. Clearly your ship name should be Cannibal Spectre. (Or Specter but I like r before e). (Or if we’re being unserious and cursed, it’s definitely JaYo, like you just released a 2000s Christian rap-rock cover band of Ne-Yo). (1d6 psychic damage + spellcasting modifier)

LMFAOO anon fuck everyone else i respect U i literally said it sounds like a cat puking the first time someone put it in my inbox lmfaooooo its so gross and yall have made me live with that for years! years!!

jayo is definitly just as cursed, i feel like it sounds like a really bad kpop band lmfaooooo

cannibal spectre is solid, but if we're going word names then ryo and i have already named ourselves spooky mingos because we are just some funky little halloween themed guys

[baekhvuns]

My friend said Hwa's neck looks slappable, please lol. I mean it's a nice neck, I mean...🥴

I just wanna say you better hire bodyguard Hwa. 🔪 He might not be able to protect you, cause let's face it the man is easy to manhandle, but he might be a good distraction. And choose your lawyer

https://twitter.com/mingilovemail/status/1516545519010697228?t=U5_zTMP48q9pTtK_LQciuA&s=19

It was worth it, I mean I did have a quick breakdown but I should've known better. 😭 I actually wanted to finish it today, but ended up reading the whole thing at once, even though I'm pretty sure I didn't exactly fathom everything that's why I need to read again, but skip the ending, lmaooo.

Anons who ask for sad endings better watch out, I'm here to cry but also have a good time, why do you hate happiness?! 💀

I woke up and almost forgot about the torment I went though but then realised I needed to come here and have a talk with you! Thankfully Seonghwa was doing some damage control while being cute, so you should thank him for distracting me a bit.

Ancient cock I- I'm choosing not to comment further...

Yes I caught most of the references and they made me go crazy and stupid and when Y/N was reading the diary and Seonghwa was so sweet and sure he won't forget her AND YET... yeah, no MA'AM THANXX I'M OKAY

Omg, yes please DELIVER ME SOME FLUFFY BOYS, what's the plot? 👀 But not like monster fucker or full on furry type of story cause those are NOT IT. 70x size cock NOOOOOOOOO, GONNA CHOP IT OFF! Gonna shoot it like Seonghwa shot the Kraken. 🔫

Gonna leave some stuff here, not a jaguar but:

https://twitter.com/98HWAH0NG/status/1461086391379521536?t=OmL81Cph35I1RGGP5GSAfQ&s=19

The most polite cat ever: https://twitter.com/pseonghwapics/status/1454016847511265280?t=s9dFjrLnOJYntRQ_dPsgRA&s=19

- DV 💖

HIHI

My friend said Hwa's neck looks slappable, please lol. I mean it's a nice neck, I mean...🥴

I AGREE????? want woo to slap his neck for me and record nbkdfbkjdhkjd

I just wanna say you better hire bodyguard Hwa. 🔪 He might not be able to protect you, cause let's face it the man is easy to manhandle, but he might be a good distraction. And choose your lawyer

LMFAOO FJFJFJ hire bodyguard hwa idc i need the femboy of him <3 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MANHANDLE HFHGHG ID LET HIM MAN HANDLE ME my feminism leaves when its abt hwa,,,

AS A LAW MAJOR HGSGDHSDGHSDHGHBRG I SCREAMED HFGSGFD THE SAN YUNHO ONE I PICK 😭😭😭😭😭

It was worth it, I mean I did have a quick breakdown but I should've known better. 😭 I actually wanted to finish it today, but ended up reading the whole thing at once, even though I'm pretty sure I didn't exactly fathom everything that's why I need to read again, but skip the ending, lmaooo.

HFHFHHFJG 😭😭😭 idk what it is but even i can’t comprehend words at this point fjffjfjh but at least now i can move on and write a different au now that no uni  

Anons who ask for sad endings better watch out, I'm here to cry but also have a good time, why do you hate happiness?! 💀

LMFAOOOOO HJHJDSJHDH WHY DO U HATE HAPPINESS 😭😭😭😭 AND NOW HATE PAIN WHEN ITS DELIVERED @ ALL THESE ANONS 😭😭😭

I woke up and almost forgot about the torment I went though but then realised I needed to come here and have a talk with you! Thankfully Seonghwa was doing some damage control while being cute, so you should thank him for distracting me a bit.

JHHJFHF “have a talk with you” bestie we having appointments here everyday every two hrs i love it <333

Ancient cock I- I'm choosing not to comment further...

LMFAOOOOOOO ANCEINT COCK >>>> so miss y/n got the fossil cockfnbfsbbf

Yes I caught most of the references and they made me go crazy and stupid and when Y/N was reading the diary and Seonghwa was so sweet and sure he won't forget her AND YET... yeah, no MA'AM THANXX I'M OKAY

HFHDFHFFHFH GO CRAZY GO STUPID ERA TRULY DHDHDH fossil hwa was so sweet but the modern one was a bitvh frfr

Omg, yes please DELIVER ME SOME FLUFFY BOYS, what's the plot? 👀 But not like monster fucker or full on furry type of story cause those are NOT IT. 70x size cock NOOOOOOOOO, GONNA CHOP IT OFF! Gonna shoot it like Seonghwa shot the Kraken. 🔫

RSHDFGHGG the plot,,, hehhe imagine two twins but hwa, reader is from a different kingdom and is bothered to one of the twins (evil and good) ,,, but there always has been this one jaguar growing up beside the reader without the reader knowing who it was or if he’s one of the twins HFFGGGGDRHGJZ HOPEFULLY THIS MAKES SENSE YEAH THE 70X COCK IS A NO NO

Gonna leave some stuff here, not a jaguar but:

IM GONNA START CRYING PLS BGAJ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 jaguar hwa purring 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The most polite cat ever:

https://twitter.com/pseonghwapics/status/1454016847511265280?t=s9dFjrLnOJYntRQ_dPsgRA&s=19

His mom rly just raised a whiney cat and i want him 😭😭😭😭

[costellos]

LOL A 401K IM DEAD but honestly...... tru

all that tax stuff, retirement plans.... nanami’s got it covered. and then there’s gojo, committing tax fraud 🤧 i’d compare gojo to salt as a seasoning but that’s kinda mean, he does have some flavor. like, sugar probably suits him better?? sweet, can be addicting, but bad for you if have too much of it 🙈 AND THEN NANAMI. man’s the whole spice rack, he wouldn’t have it anything less since he loves food so much 😤 he is, as we say, umami personified 🤌

yeah, it’s unfortunate lmfao but oh well. i do occasionally have them in a smoothie though, like you said!

alsjfhsha it’s def time consuming.... like i’d be sitting down w my family and when i’m finally done picking it all out, they’ve finished eating welp 😭 and yeah, the rational part of me knows that, but i’m that person someone has to go up the service worker for and be like “excuse me she asked for no pickles” (except i didn’t 🙈) i’m much better in restaurants bc the language barrier isn’t as intimidating so i will tell them to leave out an ingredient if it’s something i can’t easily take out

mmmmm i can see that! he’d be the guy who’d eat pizza with a fork and knife wouldn’t he lol. and dab all the excess oil off w a napkin. he probably only goes to the Legit pizza places too haha but i think if he likes you enough he can be convinced to eat almost anywhere

ofc!! ask games are more fun if it goes both ways 😌 and ooooo tsumu! interesting...... 👀 those are honestly such good date ideas w a guy like atsumu! that’d rly be smth he’d enjoy and ngl the moment i read ‘something physical’ i immediately imagined y’all racing LMAO. he’s a prime example of how competition can be good for you w the right person, so i can see you filling in the space osamu left after he decided to focus more on his food aspirations. like imagine making cute lil bets w him and the loser having to do what the winner wanted hehe. omg a double date w the miya twins would be sm fun tho??? from my impression of you so far, i definitely trust you to keep tsumu in line lmfao so catch me there. me and osamu are the ones spectating and judging your guys’ competitions and cheering you on to beat atsumu like we’re olympic commentators or smth LOL

aaaaa i’m honestly p shy but if anything can get me to come off anon, it’d be nanamin 😂 (it’s like we’re todo and yuji bonding over their shared type but w nanami skdjfjsjsjs) let me know if you prefer to keep it here or on discord and i’ll give you my account, whichever platform you like better! also congrats on 1k! much deserved!! 🎉

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A;LDSKJ GOJO WOULD COMMIT TAX FRAUD. lmao salt is a lil mean!! sugar is more fitting <3 sugar is also used for more fun foods, and I feel like it matches him bc of his sweet tooth. but Nanami........ o lawd. definitely the whole spice rack yes. 100% agree. pls I would use him in everything. wait was that a weird thing to say?

ah I totally understand! well, u got this friend. the next time u go out for Mexican food, I’ll be there cheering for u in spirit!!

and yes.... ugh... I don’t think he’s particularly picky, he’ll try anything. he just doesn’t like foods that are excessive, if that makes sense? like what you were saying with the grease. I think he’s more the type to like subtle flavors. an obnoxious meat lover’s pizza from The Hut would be a no go, but he’s down for a, quote, Legit Pizza Place. the kind of Italian restaurant that’s authentic! but let’s admit it, by that point it wouldn’t even technically be “pizza.” authenticity comes with a price :’)

ty friend you’re far too kind 🥺 AND PLS YOU’RE MAKING ME BLUSH OVER MY LAPTOP HHHHHHH. I would love nothing more than to fill the Osamu-shaped hole in his heart once they both go into their separate careers. and god..... don’t encourage him. or me. I would definitely make bets w him. and I would win. but thank you sweet anon, I would do my best to keep him from annoying the shit out of you!! it would be an honor to have you and Osamu comment on our tomfoolery. 👉👈

MY GOD I WAS ABOUT TO KEYBOARD MASH AGAIN. we’re definitely Todo and Yuji.... u like Nanami and so now I’m obligated to imagine a whole life we coulda had together in high school together. even tho I graduated five years ago. and I’m assuming you did some time ago too since you mentioned you’re old...... lordt. anyway! thank you for the congrats!! I would love to discuss more headcanons and such w you over Discord! dm me and I’ll add you so that we can sob over Nanami’s absence in the anime <33

nanamin date anon said: me, rewatching eps 9-13 on replay until the new episode comes out: hahaha i love all the jjk characters equally! nanamin and *looks at smudged writing on hand* the extras

lol i love them all rly, it’s just super refreshing to have an adult like nanami in a shounen

haha yeah, i’m definitely glad i��m not the oldest (bc that’s way too much responsibility for me, idk how they do it) so being player 2 as a younger sibling isn’t too bad, especially since it’s the story that i’m usually more interested in rather than the gameplay itself. i don’t have to worry about remembering which buttons to press in a fight when i can just watch the plot play out lol. (it’s definitely a good game, i just suck at the controls 😅 my brother let me play a bit and i couldn’t get the web swinging down i was struggling so bad aslfjjfsjak) what sort of games are you into? 👀

even if it’s boring to some ppl, watching is a good way to experience the game for yourself as well, esp if it’s a single player game! ofc i do tend to prefer multiplayer games, but it’s not too dissimilar to watching someone play a sport tbh. AND NO KENMA IM PRO-SIDEQUEST LIVE OUT YOUR COMPLETIONIST DREAMS. if we gotta fetch that dude a super rare item to unlock his backstory we MUST do it ok

YEAH! mikorin is also voiced by noya’s va! it’s honestly a shame gsnk didn’t get a second season, it’s so good 😔

me: lol does that mean kuroo’s your tomoda

kenma: ok this date is over

LMFAOOOOO not my fault the popular choices are the ones that get you the good end 😤 and it’s all good, i’m also guilty of replaying to see how the other choices impact the story haha. if there’s no save system tho, i’d make him switch out w me every time we replay bc i’d zone out at all the repeat stuff (bless games that have a skip option 🙏)

UGH TELL ME ABOUT IT!!! ok so I love the other charas too but.... Nanami’s so good. so good. iono about you, anon, but I went back and rewatched his episodes from the dub and it made me Feel Things. and I agree, it is refreshing to see an adult like him in shounen. esp since he treats the kids like kids. and he makes it clear that their being kids is never a bad thing. I will reiterate: he’s so good.

ahhh friend that’s so nice!. your brother sounds really chill. plus it sounds like a good balance: you get to watch the story, and he gets to dick around!! win-win. and as for my fav games, I’m up for anything! I try to avoid co-op games like Overwatch bc I get too competitive and I’m a sore loser lmao (but they are fun!). the last games I played were the Last of Us 2 and Persona 5, two very different games, but stuff that’s a good time nonetheless. tbh as long as I can immerse myself in the story and there’s tons to explore, I’m down. what about you?? you’d kind of mentioned otome games and Animal Crossing, but I’m curious!

hm. interesting. that’s a nice way to look at it. I guess if it’s a really good game, it’s no different from an interactive movie! also Kenma would love that omg you’re going to save so many villages in the rpgs he plays w you.... gotta max out EVERYTHING. every side quest! every mundane task!! collect literally every feather!!! but I feel like he would pass the time by making idle conversation. like some dumb shit Lev had mentioned earlier that day. such a nice way to unwind at the end of the day, shit talking Lev w his fav person 😌

anyway! going back to completionist stuff: Kenma would have such a blast going back and replaying games w you! and yes bless games w a skip option hhh. thankfully he’d remember all your previous choices together, so he can help navigate where to go next. he has no qualms handing the controller over, I think he’d love to curl up next to you and analyze how you play! but I also feel like he’d be giving unwarranted suggestions....... thanks, Kenma.

also, about Mikorin’s va: WHAT. OH MY GOD. so many things to learn..... pls. indulge me w your trivia.

[daegall]

HI! ^^ i’m alive and i have news.

I GOT MY DREAM JOB QJDNSKDNEKEK ??????? that’s why i was so mia cause i think i just shut off for a few days but GOODBYE ALL MY OTHER JOBS GOODNIGHT i am officially retiring 💤💤

anyways !! hi !! missed u !! missed tumblr !! how are you doing!

the nectar stage was a godsend and yes !! i think might have helped make the choreo which honestly explains. so much (still love it tho sm release an entire stage and mv thanks)

also dream are in indo i think?? and i saw all the photos of them on the boat and 1. JENO 2. UM?? JENO????? 3. jeno let go of jaemins PANTS he’s not going nowhere ,,, i’m glad they’re having fun and getting drunk and being normal people FINALLY

anyways !! i’ve been a bit all over the place over the past few days but i’m back and how are you!! - no sleep anon

OH MY GOD. IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHH THIS IS SO GREAT OGIJGNIAFUHADADH WE HAVE TO FUCKING CELEBRATE RUGHGHGH THIS IS SUCH GOOD NEWSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YASS GET THOSE HOURS YOU DESERVE THEM 10000% OH MY GOD IM LITERALLY SO PROUD OF YOU

HI BBY!!!!! I MISSED YOU TOO !!!!!! IM SO GOOD RN YOU GOT YOUR DREAM JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no but fr, my week's been pretty average and mundane T^T so glad youre back though!!!!! welcome back my love (❁´◡`❁)

no bc literally all i listened to today was the nct 2020 albums LMFAOOOOO god NECTAR DANCE WAS HELPED BY TEN!!!!! ofc what was i expecting it was too good [chefs kiss]

YASS OMGOMGMOGMOMGO THEY WEREEEE AND AAHAHAHHAHAHAA I THINK MY PARENTS ARE NCTZENS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

i know my mom is frrr she really liked their stages!!!! and thought their indo was cute too LOL she said next time they come (7 dream, she also mentioned bc of the amount of hours i moped bc haechan wasnt here HAHAH) she would ltireally fight and pay people for tickets like bro </3

YEAH THE BOAT!!!!!!!!! ANCOL MFK THATS SO CLOSE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE T^T even my mom was like 'aahhh they should have told me!!!! (/j)' YES JENO LOOKED SO GOOODDDD MY GOD I WAS SO SHOCKED LIKE WHICH STYLIST DID IT. WAS IT AN INDO?!?!? IF SO I WOULD LIKE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO THEIR HOUSE JUST OT SMOOCH THEM AND THANK THEM PERSONALLY !!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA STFUUUU GETTING DRUNK FRRR 'yum yum'???? he's drunk. that is a long island. you're not fooling anyone

imo jaemin is the epitome of 'i am crazy but i am free' sounds because he literally is!!!!!!!!!!!