#there might some cultural references there needing explainfying

[randomlyjay]

I look up as Jay bounces through the open window of the no-name northern hotel. “Jay. Two invoices with your name just arrived. For 10 Airbus Belugas. And one rental of an island in the remote Pacific’s. Care to explain?” “Uh-huh. I’m having a beach party for the banks!” Jay say proudly, as if it made all the sense in the world. Jay has not been himself lately. I can tell it is getting worse by the day. “Why do you– “ I stop. Questioning Jay before my first coffee is unwise. The boy’s grin widens as he pulls out a calendar from some secret pocket shrouded in mist appearing before him. “Look Charlie! It’s Spring Bank Holiday today!! And! the banks said they never had a Jaysome party so I’m fixifying that!” Of course you are. It is obvious now thinking about it… “Promise to return all of them in one piece. Remember what happened the last time you rented transportation?” Jay smiles and the innocence of the boy of eleven permeates the room. “This won’t be an oops. I promise.” Jay hugs me and disappears out through the window. I go to make my morning coffee, hoping my money will survive that adventure.