#there isn't enough content of this ship I am Biting the Fandom

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

2BHankmos headcanons like I promised last night

had stuff going on today so didn't get to this until now

under the cut <3

it's like that one meme about dad not wanting a dog but then dad and the dog

except dad is hank and the dog is a clone

starts out as just 2BHank but Doc gets attached fast

doesn't help that Deimos has a massive crush on both on top of being a Hank fanboy

Hank doesn't care at first because it's not like him and Doc are dating dating (they are), but Doc keeps him in the loop regardless

the turning point for Hank? Doc seems happier. he's more relaxed, smiles more often. him and Deimos connect on an emotional level that Hank can't always keep up with but seeing his partner happy makes him happy

that fondness extending towards Deimos is only natural, and eventually Hank corners him in the hallway to inform him that he is now their shared boyfriend. the flustered excitement is contagious and it leaves Hank's hands shaking even though he does his best to play it cool

as with any relationship, it takes them a little time to learn how to navigate each other. they all have different boundaries and love languages but having Deimos in the mix now helps to pick up where the two were previously lacking

Doc feels less neglected with how his and Hank's lines of work keep them separate so often

Hank enjoys having someone that talks to him constantly out in the field and is always excited when he gets back to base after being gone for a while. he hadn't even realized how lonely it was out in the desert sometimes

Deimos feels secure with the two of them. both offer opportunities for growth physically and mentally while still grounding him and bringing a little peace to his chaos

conversely, Hank's quiet presence is always appreciated in Doc's lab. possibly the only person that can sit for hours on end and not say or more importantly touch anything. Deimos is allowed in too but he is On A Timer because he is Distracting

sleeping arrangements were difficult at first. they tried Hank in the middle first, which ended with one of the other two draped over his torso to reach the third by morning. Doc simply does not want to be in the middle because it's claustrophobic in the dark. and Deimos is a stomach sleeper so that on top of having two grown men on either side was smothering

the solution? Deimos sleeps partially on top of Hank and Doc. which works out great because Nevada is cold at night and Deimos is a walking space heater

there are arguments. almost always about something stupid. Hank breaks things up by just picking up whoever is getting the most heated and moving them to another room. Doc keeps a spray bottle on hand (for mostly comedic purposes). Deimos has no skin in the game and will switch between who he backs up depending on what makes the least amount of sense

they have an unending game of tag going on between them. Hank and Deimos take it beyond seriously but Doc will kiss one of them on the cheek and politely inform them they're It. safe zone is the bedroom because sleep would complicate things

there are two ways to show affection: 1) tender, gentle touches. chaste kisses. praises whispered between them like they're afraid of someone eavesdropping. warmth and safety and peace. 2) sparring matches that leave someone with a limp and the other spitting blood. over-the-top, exaggerated displays of brutality that paint cities red as an act of devotion. constantly putting oneself in harm's way to protect the other two. teeth and claws and violence

Hank likes to listen to Doc and Deimos argue about nerd things

in The Bedroom it's always a battle of wills. Deimos more often than not loses said battle, but it isn't rare for Hank to somehow have even less patience at times. Doc, unwavering, has willingly conceded only a handful of times

I can elaborate more on The Bedroom in another post if people are interested but I like to keep mature topics separate for the most part

Deimos is a clothing thief and getting things back from him is like herding cats. he's lucky he's cute

Hank handles Deimos and Doc like they're made of glass whenever they're having a moment. he'll hold their hands or caress their faces so gently and kiss them until they're flustered and out of breath

Doc flusters easily, possibly more so than Deimos, the difference being that he goes out of his way to not get caught in those situations. it's an unspoken game between Deimos and Hank to see who can get him blushing and stuttering the most before getting shooed out of his office

[meggie-stardust]

Top 5 ships, too 5 teen wolf episodes, top five teas 💕

OH MY GOD. I wrote half of this last night, saved it as a draft and it's GONE. WHYYYY.

But thank you love, these are all great questions. Let's go.

Top 5 ships. That's kind of a big question... so for the purposes of this, I'm going to focus on the top 5 ships that I've written for (vs top 5 ships I read because those are different).

5. Heero Yuy/Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing). This was the ship that got me into fandom. My very first (and very bad) fanfics were posted to the Gundam Wing Addiction message boards, and a few Yahoo! Mailing lists. I met people in this fandom I'm still friends with, and when I rejoined the fandom 20 years later, it was welcoming and I also made amazing friends this time around. I wouldn't be answering this question if it wasn't for this ship.

4. Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter (Harry Potter). I left the GW fandom after all my fandom friends got booted off the messages boards and we created our own, and folks starting venturing into LOTR RPS and HP (this was 2001/2002). I feel deep into HP and Newsies. Then I dove deeper into Draco/Harry and wrote slightly better fanfic for this paring. This is one that I have returned to over the years, and when I do it feels like coming home (especially when you discover fic that is just too good like @punchedbymarkesmith's fics).

3. Jason Grace/Percy Jackson (Heroes of Olympus). I left fandom for a while when I was in a not great relationship, and when I returned this pairing (and the next) really got me back into things. When I wrote my first Jason/Percy fic, this wasn't a large pairing (House of Hades wasn't even out yet!) and this pairing felt so obvious to me, it was shocking to have so little content -- so I did my duty and filled the void. I still have the top kudos'd fic for this pairing if you sort by removing other massive parings that are also tagged with this one. I really feel like I started to find my style with this paring as well.

2. Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (BBC Merlin). Like the above, this paring got be back into fandom (and along with BBC Sherlock but shhhh). I dove into the Merlin fandom and they welcomed me with open arms. This is one of the most friendly fandoms I had ever been a part of, and my most popular fic ever was written for this paring. My style really started to get stronger with this paring, and I am still really proud of the fics I wrote for this paring (the most popular ever, and the massively long fic that like no one ever read).

1. Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf). This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone at this point. I love these two morally ambiguous assholes. Teen Wolf has surprisingly been the fandom I have been active in the longest (I wrote my first Peter/Stiles fic in 2016 but I had been reading and writing other ships in this fandom since 2014!). This paring ticks all my boxes, and boxes I didn't even know I had. I have found amazing friends in this fandom, and I feel comfortable with where my writing has landed in my fics for them, too.

(if I was talking about pairings I read for or unsuccessfully wrote for, I would include John/Sherlock, Arthur/Eames, and obviously Steve/Tony)

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Top 5 Teen Wolf Episodes. OH MAN. So, TW canon is kind of a mess, so let's see if we can land on 5 fully good episodes and not just parts of an episode ;)

5. Formality (s1e11). Another Steter-ish episode with the car and the bite offer and eye rolls; we get Scott's password, and the set up for Lydia's arc. And it has that perfect mix of teen drama and horror movie, and is strong penultimate episode for the first season.

4. The Divine Movie (s3e24). DYLAN O'BRIEN HAS THE RANGE. There are so many S3 episodes I could pick but this one is just, chefs kiss (actually let's be honest, the last 3 episodes of S3 are all amazing). He's playing two different people. The range, baby. The range.

3. Raving (s2e8). Must an episode be good? Isn't it enough to have a rave where Erica and Isaac dance all up on Jackson, and they all look like they want to bang it out? Thank you for coming to my ted talk (they also set up Stiles' magic here, only to later abandon this, but whatever).

2. Radio Silence (s6e5). The Steter episode. I wrote a whole fic around this episodes, with Peter and Stiles being stuck inside the Wild Hunt. The biggest downside is it's s6 so you can't see anything that's happening because they just stopped lighting the show by this point.

1. Motel California (s3e6). This is, in my opinion, the best episode of Teen Wolf for the amazing story told in this single episode, the acting of each character. It's like a mini horror movie, almost a bottle episode even. In a weird way, it's Teen Wolf's version of Cowboy Bebop's "Toys in the Attack" episode. If you only watch one episode of TW, make it this one (or watch all of S3).

(honorable mentions: Party Guessed (s2e9) for drag queens and young peter; and any episode of Kira in it, which is sadly missing from most of this list)

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Top 5 teas. I assume you mean the thing I drink all day every day, and not me spilling tea ;)

5. Black iced tea, no sugar

4. London Fog

3. House Milk Tea (hold the boba add caramel if you can).

2. Pete's Tea Breakfast Blend (they don't make this anymore, but it was amazing)

1. Earl Grey with milk

Yes, I realize that these are all variations of the same drink. Fight me.

[justafairytailofinnocence]

Harry Potter or twilight match up please if open?) I'm a tall plus sized woman with short red hair and black eyes. I am bisexual. I'm not the best socially because of my anxiety disorder and OCD. Some of my hobbies include writing poetry and stories, reading, horror related content, hiking, and exploring historical places. I'm overall a shy person who gets bashful from compliments. I tend to be more on the geeky side where I enjoy researching urban legends and the different mythologies/ cryptids. (Thank you! 😁

Helloooooo and where back with another matchup this time Harry Potter and twilight.

Alright since you said "or" I'ma go ahead and do both to be a pain because that way you can choose ahaha~✨

Alright enough shinanigans let's move onto the first (my personal favourite fandom)

Harry potter:

I ship you with:

Golden era:

Nievelle longbottom🌱

-this boy is really into plants and he's the most accepting out of all the characters. He is very underated which is weird because he honestly is the most sweetest character of all.

- he would love to explore places with you since in the realm of Hogwarts mythical creatures were your favourite. He would travel far and wide to find the creature you seek. He would love to find out about the plants in the area knowing he would want to find one that reminds him of you.

You: come on its only further

Nievelle: alright y/n I'm almost out of breath I hope they have gillie weed.

You: actually they do but I'm looking for the infamous trufflers they hide in trees and often are very shy.

Nievelle: oh that's interestin I hope they er don't bite

You: don't be rediculous they are friendly they only appear in the trees they are hard to catch.

Nievelle: oh yeah I think that was in erm Merlin whats that book again.

You: *stops and turns grabbing out the fantastic beast book* newt scammanders fantastic beasts and where to find them I've been reading it all the time

Nievelle: oh yeah sorry didn't notice

You: aren't you always forgetful

Nievelle: should've brought me remembral guess I'm useless at times *looks down*

You: nievelle longbottom your not useless your special you have a passion in mythical plants as I do for creatures.

Nievelle: r-really *blushes*

You: *chuckles* of course I'm happy to be with you

Nievelle: *smiles and has the confidence to hug you* Merlin I wouldn't know what to do without you y/n

You: of course my dearest

- horror unfortunately sorry love he isnt a fan of the genre he often cowers and gets traumatized at times due to all the gore and spooky things. You comfort him through though if it's hard for him you hold his hands and recommend a better movie.

- your writing hobbies are amazing often writing your own stories of your own adventures you can't help but smile at his ideas. Often placing plants or herbs to make the book scented or placing plants at the front.

- your wedding was quite beautiful having a flower dress with a crown made of fairy lotisuses. Honestly it was in the enchanted forest he wore a black suit as luna and ginny attended. He had never met anyone as interesting as you.

- he can handle your flaws often trying to cheer you up and if he fails he will go out of his way to make sure your better often asking ginny and luna for advice.

That's all for golden and up next:

Muaraders:

Remus Lupin✨

- he would be fond of your personality and interest in mythical creatures you caught his eye when reading about mystical creatures he asked about it and you ended up explaning alot things to him.

- the two of you sit by the fire in the Gryffindor common rooms cuddling while eating chocolate. He is a massive chocolate fan so the two of you get involved in a lot of that stuff.

- the man can't even keep his eyes away from you. You helped him with his werewolf problem telling you he isn't good enough but due to your study you know how to handle to him.

You: I know how to contain it I've read about it no need to run away any more.

Remus: no y/n don't come any further I don't want to hurt you.

You: you can't help it it's a curse and I'll be careful I swear *kisses him out of reassurence*

Remus: *kisses you back* my dear please forgive me I-i just can't hurt you

You: do you think I care Merlin your the only one in my life whom I stand by

Remus: I-i suppose your right forgive me I didnt know what came over me.

You: it's alright

- your wedding would be in the woods but more private since he's in the order. Everyone would attend and congratulate you.

Alright so for th next one is:

Twilight

I ship you with:

Edward cullen🦇

And

Jasper hale🦇

- the two developed a crush on you ever since you were in high school together and you couldn't help but get so excited when finding out about their true hidden selfs.

-when they admit to you what they are you ignore it. The problem being is your in a love triangle with the both of them good luck.

-jasper would be quiet and accept your flaws even changing your mood in the hardest of times with his gift.

- Edward would be kind to you even protecting you from anything coming his way.

-it would end up in a fight if you love both of them.

Edward: you kissed her *grabs jasper*

Jasper: why does it matter we shouldn't fight over this *flips him over shoulder*

Edward: you come anywhere near y/n and I'll kill you

Jasper: I don't understand what the problem is just let y/n choose.

You: stop both of you! *Stands in the middle*

Jasper: y/n watch out

Edward: y/n stay back

You: no acting like children fighting over me won't resolve anything we have to be strong for when others may attack

Edward: stay with me I'll protect you *holds you close*

Jasper: *approaches you* I-i want to be in your arms

Edward: go back to Alice

Jasper: I want y/n as my mate

You: stop I'm not going to end up with any of you at this point please for me get along what happened to being brothers.

Edward and jasper: *look sincere before shaking hands*

Jasper: brothers

Edward: brothers

You: that's my boys *kisses both their cheeks*

-depending on who you choose jasper would be kind and open with you. Edward would be more so protective and loving.

That's all I have for now feel free to request again

TA TA~💫