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deadgodjess · 1 year ago

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Do I think Batman is "overprotective" in the traditional sense we talk about with parents wrt to their kids? No.

Do I think he has a special file on every creature any of them have interacted with more than twice? Yes.

But like, he's not giving shovel talks, and hes' not gonna go harass someone who made one of the Robins cry.

But... he does probably encourage them to have contingencies for everyone they know, especially other superheroes, especially people they're dating.

Like, Batman isn't afraid of them getting their feelings hurt, he IS afraid of them getting compromised (because he projects on them SO HARD and is ALWAYS getting compromised because of his penis and emotional immaturity).

This isn't like, just him being a cold heartless asshole, imho. I think this comes from a place of real love and care but he's, you know, Batman. He formed his core identity at 8 years old from a movie about masked heroes.

#batman #batfamily #this includes Damien's animal menagerie #there is 100% a file on the weaknesses of batcow #oh god now I'm imagining an old yeller situation #like they wanna keep beating the dead horse that is the damien vs bruce conflict #if they really want it to matter they gotta go for one of Damien's pets #they won't do that tho because they're cowards #i'm not advocating for animal cruelty i'm just saying there's a point in every pet having kid's life where they have to face mortality #damien taking the cow to the lazurus pits aaaaah #real life writes the post

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