#there are some sillay dumb takes over there

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What are your favorite ships? What are your favorite headcanons? Ramble on, please do. What are your hot takes?

Thank you for the ask (^w^) AW I appreciate it!

Favorite ships?

Well my two favorite ones are on my header and looking through my art it's pretty easy to tell 💀 so yeah it's Tjohnson and Tobecky, however there are other ships I do consider favs, like Doctor Two-brains x Professor Tubing, Victoria x Rose, and Chuck/Whammer. To mostly name them. I think they're all so sillay 🥹

Favorite Headcanons?

Oh Lexicon I have a lot of them... but to be brief I'll name some of them, ones either I have myself or others coined:

- Doctor Two-brains (Steven), Professor Tubing, and Professor Doohickey all used to know each other before.

- Becky (Wordgirl) is technically an orphan from Lexicon which is why there is no external family who has yet come to search earth, or why Becky and Bob don't really care about returning back to Lexicon.

- Jewish Johnson and Jewish Two Brains

- Rose is half Hispanic

- Theodore McCallister the second is real and he's the worst, he and Claire haven't technically divorced, he's just gone somewhere.

- Tobey was fixated on space/aliens before he pivoted into robots.

- Captain HuggyFace (if that even is his name on Lexicon) probably has guilt over something back home which is why he's resigned to look after this random kid on earth and why he cries over the picture with his brother thinking about him.

- No one is straight (except--[insert characters I don't like])

- Trans Fem Becky

- Ms. Davis has gone through three divorces at least.

- The narrator secretly has been trying to get Tobey redemption to happen (this is a theory more than HC but you get it).

- Victoria and the Bests are experiments or at least half-human experiments.

- There are planets based on every educational curriculum/school structures.

- TJ can understand Bob (somehow)

- TJ's camouflage powers isn't a gag.

- The learnerer is half Lexiconian.

- Beatrice and Dave have known each other since highschool.

- Afro Latina Becky

- Johnson is actually his last name, his full name is Joshua Johnson but ppl are just used to calling him by his last name thx to TJ.

- Hunter and Victoria are in a fake relationship, WLW and Bi solidarity and hostility.

- Tobey during the months leading up to "By Jove you've wrecked my Robot" where he was convinced Becky was Wordgirl he developed a crush on Becky and after the episode it never really went away.

- TJ and Johnson by the later seasons are boyfriends but in a "playing house" kind of way, not yet really official or knowing what that means. By the last season, they "break it off" but it's clear they both like each other but TJ is trying to deny the allegations 🏳️‍🌈 and it's all so dumb that it definitely will bite them both in the future.

- Rex actually ran away from his home planet and not just exploring. For what reason? Anything is interesting, but for me I said it was because he really wanted to play superhero but Hexagon is a serious place so they discouraged him, leading him to play dress up very seriously. Probably has gone to other planets being Kid math with not do great results.

- Rose's family takes in Rex.

Hot takes?

I don't really have that many spicy hot takes or at least I don't know if they would be considered as such, but here are some ig.

- The upset over there being too many Tobecky centric fics in the Wordgirl fanfiction space is silly and dumb. Shipping fics especially for a popular ship is naturally going to have a lot of works and getting upset over it is not that serious, and it's disheartening to put down other's passions to writing a fic just because its what's available.

- I don't think Doctor Two-brains is that interesting anymore (to me), or at least I think he gets too focused on more than Becky sometimes, especially when it comes to their previous mentor relationship. Personally I like him more as a tragic yet still continuing to be a goofy guy who doesn't care what he's become and just wants to live his best life, RIP Steven. Oh and I don't buy into the whole he would be a better dad/parent to Becky or Tobey. That whole elitist Dad brains mentality has unfortunately turned me off to most of the idea of the villians and WG being a found family, to me I like their dynamic (when they're not fighting) more as friendly acting buddies/coworkers.

- Granny May> most of the other villians. ( I'm sorry but my queen does not deserve this disrespect).

- The Becky/Wordgirl is ambiguously ethnic or isn't at all bc she's technically an alien (and for any person to insert themselves into her) has always been dumb and I think let's some people get away with white washing the hell out of her.

- The show itself...has a real poc character problem ngl. Not on its representation or I think there's anything offensive no. I mean more like...the Botsfords are painfully written by someone who has never seen anything but a white family interact AND the casting choice of literally almost every poc character being voiced by a white VA except Cree Summer and two of the May I have a word kids, is like 🫤. Which is why if there were ever to be a hypothetical reboot I personally don't want most of the old VAs for those characters, like Tom Kenny I love you but you absolutely should not have been TJ for as long as you did 💀

- Chuck is right, crustless bread is inferior. #teamcrust

- I hate to think that this is a hot take but I recently had someone complain about this... CLAIRE IS NOT AN ABUSIVE MOM THERE. Do I think she's a flawed woman with her short comings? Yes... that's what makes her so damn interesting and good. God forbid moms are anything but the ideal non-stressed; never angry, gentle soft spoken archetypes. And I absolutely know it's also bc she's depicted strong and buff that warrant ppl to just point and go (abusive!!), like idk if anything she's incredibly lenient to a kid who literally destroys buildings every week and even supports him sometimes.

- Possessive/Yandere Tobey jokes or headcanons aren't funny. If anything they really make me cringe and uncomfortable. Like normies have one joke about Tobey and it's the unfunniest thing.

- Scoops is a good character. If you're asking if this is a hot take, kinda yeah. Some ppl find him annoying or meaningless after the early seasons, but idk I like him. I think he's silly :⁠-⁠P. Oh and same with Rose, I know ppl joke that's she's some random OC/self insert Mary Sue BUT THOSE PPL DON'T HAVE TASTE, ROSE IS THE GOAT.

(^^ That's the ones I could come up with. Obviously no ill will on some of these takes, especially on the DTB one, it's mostly my ideas and what I think either gets overlooked. However the hot takes on Claire and Tobey tho, those ones I'm actually going to be hostile on. But yeah some of them are serious others aren't. It's just what it is.)

Again thanks for the questions! I hope I didn't just get you to block me lmao.

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OKAY so I gotta tell you about my boy Tedward Edward Lobo he's everything to me rn okay

He's the nepo baby of a mob boss named Bellafrancesca. He's not the same race as her so idk how that happened. He's got mommy issues that I don't think he knows about but it's a good thing she's around because he genuinely can't do a thing for himself and it's bad. He can't actually commit a murder even though he's supposed to be taking over a criminal empire soon so you'd think he'd know how to do that. He threw ten keys of coke at a cop after screaming that he had a prescription for it because he was panicking. He confessed to every single crime he ever saw or was connected to immediately after being arrested and somehow still got away with all of it. He has very sexy tattoos and looks good with his hair slicked back. Red is HIS color. One time he went to an abandoned hospital and there was a vampire there and he freaked out. His little sister is better at crimes than him. He's a fraidy cat but he's also willing to do some truly wild shit. He became a vampire's familiar just so he could make dumb puns and have 'Dracula powers.' He does a lot of cocaine but it's fine bc I love him your honor. He died but I'm refusing to believe that. He has a weird parasocial relationship with the guy he replaced as vampire familiar. He has gorgeous dark eyes and a very kissable nose and I think he's funny and I love him so much.

omg ur blorbo sounds so sillay & i love that for u guys !! red is also one of my fav colours so im giving him extra points >:3 we love a boyfailure who does cocaine 💌

i think its funny how in the 'goals' section of his villains wiki page it has a note that says (both failed) lmao & the CRIME LIST!!! WE STAN!!!! go kiss his lil nose!!!! ❤️

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on thaaaaat note, what do you know about hickory so far?

ehehee ok so here’s what I got so far but it’s all in Very Early development so could be easily changed at another time. so background-wise, hickory grew up in a bustling city by the sea as part of a large family of fishermen (a trade he was very involved in in his early years). when the family business started going from bad to worse, financially speaking, hickory was taught quite a bit of the fine art of theft from one of his aunts (of course there were better ways to deal with the struggles, but she had quite the thieving expertise & didn’t want that knowledge to go to waste <3). beginning to drift away from his family (of whom he was never really close with to begin with), hickory begins to take interest in performing arts happening around the city. basically this fucker was a theater kid. soo this loud dumb kid likes performing wowah also he can steal shit. pulls a scam with some besties on the Wrong rich guy & ends up having to get the fuck out of there fast. stows away on a cargo ship (without thinking of where the hell the ship was going) that is later attacked by pirates. hickory manages to talk his way into the crew (to mixed reactions) by 1) being a charming sillay goofay little freak just a little birthday boyy 2) being a strong guy with quite a bit of experience at sea & 3) being a fantastic cook (was kind of his Thing in his household growing up). learnt all the essential pirate shit over with them :] personality wise he’s very loud, very impulsive, and very good at improvising (you gotta be when you do not plan ahead (& if there Are plans, they tend to be overturned anyway)). he’s your typical cringe fail hopeless romantic as well and writes bad poetry full of heavy handed metaphors in his little journal :] he’s extremely outgoing & always trying to be Charismatic first, but if things go south he is pretty good with swords as well. not very practical at all and will typically only think of the consequences of his actions while he is experiencing them. short temper. kind of a cunt. doesn’t really know anything about himself & is just kinda taking it as it is (doesn’t exactly like that fact). he’d very much like to know someone he feels himself to be equal to, but for now he’s just an unsure follower & loose cannon <3 also he’s trans