#there are plenty of fish in the sea and yet azul and riddle cannot net a single one Explore tagged Tumblr posts

[merakiui]

Now I want to be a merperson just so I give mer!Riddle lots of eggs to fertilise 🥺 Can you imagine how happy he'd be that he succeeded in his little pursuit of you? And now you'd be pretty much bound by raising offsprings together <3

This is so true and real. orz my life purpose is to become mermaid for mer!Riddle and give him a big, happy family. <3 omg and he'd be immensely pleased to build such a sweet family with you. He wants to be a better parent than his mother was, so he's going to dedicate all of his efforts to being the best father his children deserve. :D

BUT ALSO OMG!!!!! Imagine a Little Mermaid plot in which Riddle is in the role of Ariel and he falls in love with a human who he desperately wants to be with, but there's no way he could ever dream of becoming human when his mother expects so much from him under the sea. So he thinks perhaps there's a way he can bring you to him and the two of you can be together. Of course this means you'll have to forsake your humanity and life on land, but maybe he can charm you enough to convince you to abandon those things and elope with him.

If he's really so sold on this idea, perhaps he should just go discuss matters with a certain scummy tako and his two eel friends. They'll definitely know of many ways to help poor, unfortunate, lovestruck Riddle. :)