#there are beetles dying for my shitposts

[hexjulia]

going to start those fake "anti-ai filter" jpgs from tiktok not to actually protect my paintings from ai but because i love the aesthetic of everything drowning in an apotropaic oil spill and it feels thematically relevant lol

[wendronwitch]

Septimus Heap, lead singer of Imagine Dragons?

Syrah Syarah, frontwoman of Sleeping with Syrens?

Beetle, from the Beetles?

Marcia and the Mechanics?

[innerclouds]

Ask request:

55 interesting questions you should drop in someone’s inbox

1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time? Draw, shitpost

2. What’s your favorite piece of clothing you’ve own/owned? Pair of jeans/gay red head graphic tees

3. What hobbies would you get into if time and money wasn’t an issue? Autopsy technician

4. What would your perfect room look like? Larger, more plants, skylights

5. Do you play sports? Not anymore

6. What fiction place would you love to go to? Long list

7. What Job would you be terrible at? Anything with extensive physical or social activity

8. If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would it be? Shitposting

9. What’s the most annoy habit other people have? Not washing their god damned hands

10. What skill would you like to master? Draw guder

11. What would be the most amazing adventure to go on? Magical land of maple syrup

12. What’s your favorite drink ? Water/tea/coffee

13. What state or country would you never like to go back to? Utah

14. What songs do you have completely memorized? None

15. Are you usually early or late? Latter

16. What takes up too much of your time? Working

17. What do you wish you knew more about? Fungi

18. What are some small things that make your day better? Cat not crapping/puking somewhere while I'm at work

19. What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should? Shitposting Olympics

20. Who has impressed you the most with what they’ve accomplished? Bae, 2/3 siblings

21. What age do you wish you can permanently be? 22

22. What TV show or movie do you refuse to watch? Anything with blatant woke pc brownie point garbage and forced hires

23. What would be your ideal way to spend you weekend? Extended weekend with paid leave

24. What’s something in your life that’s considered a luxury? Internet, electricity(when it works), heating, four walls and a roof, fresh air

25. Is there anything you’re too young/old for? No

26. What’s your favorite genre book or movie? Scifi fantasy, drama, mystery

27. How often do you people watch? Constantly but stealthily due to paranoia

28. What’s the best single day on the calendar? Pay day

29. What are you interested in that most people haven’t heard of? Daily life activities of fictional celestial beings set in a hybrid timeline of omniflow and victorian

30. Do you relax after a hard day? I attempt to make some effort

31. What’s the best book or series you’ve ever read? Dragonlance

32. Where’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home? Tropical island

33. What’s the most heart warming thing you’ve ever seen? Long list

34. What’s the most annoying question that people ask you? Why are you so quiet

35. Would you give a 40 minute presentation with no preparation? I wouldn't give even give a 40 minute long presentation to begin with

36. What’s something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives? Shut the fuck up and listen to someone with more experience with something then you

37. Would you rather go Hand Gliding or Whitewater rafting? None of the above

38. Dream car? Black/gray 60s VW Beetle with top rack

39. What’s something so many people are obsessed with and you just don’t understand why? Twitter, rabid veganism, pc brownie points, woke culture in general

40. What are you most looking forward to in 10 years from now? Some asteroid or other space body hitting the planet and causing another mass extinction event

41. What’s something you’ve been meaning to try but haven’t gotten to it? Idk

42. What’s the best thing that’s happened to you all week? Heating bill didn’t completely rape my funds

43. How different was your life one year ago? Extremely

44. What/who would you rate 10/10? Bae

45. What kind of art do you enjoy the most? Sketchy chicken scratches

46. What do you hope never changes? atmospheric oxygen levels

47. What movie title best describes your life? High anxiety, The Perks of being a Wallflower, Evil Dead

48. What website do you visit most often? Amazon, bank site

49. What’s something you’re looking forward to this year? Visits

50. What’s something you’d like to unlearn? That there's a certain side of a certain fandom infesting socmed sites. I was better off not knowing you exist.

51. Where would you spend all your time if you could? Cooking for bae

52. What age would you like to live to? I'd say some previous age but I rather like not dying to a splinter infection.

53. What’s something you’re most likely to become famous for? You mean infamous? Because I think I'm already there.

54. What’s something you’re most likely to be arrested for? Panic attack while driving and holding up traffic.

55. What’s something you really want but can’t afford? Swapped out and new organs.