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Kpop head cannons for the Bucci gang
Bruno’s gang would be called Golden Boys because they are the ultimate golden K-pop boy group. They would debut under Mamamoo’s song Destiny because its lyrics are about getting back together because, in the end, they are all destined to be together. Trish would be an artist under the same company and would occasionally do collabs with the group.
Giorno would be the Maknae (the youngest member), the face of the group, centre, main vocalist and main dancer. He is the full package idol as he is the face of the group for many songs, photoshoots and promotions. He is often in demand for dramas, adverts and variety shows.
He would have a pretty versatile voice and he would often receive a lot of lines in any song. He would also be one of the best dancers where he will often be in the centre of the dancers. His talent would even rival some older and veteran idols. People cannot believe that he is the youngest and his talent never fails to amaze other people.
He is the definition of the perfect idol and there are rumours of him going solo. He likes to take part in shows like Queendom a comeback battle show where he and his group compete with other groups in a survival show to pit against each other.
As for sasaengs (obsessive fans), most of them are young teen girls who say that he belongs to them, he simply ignores them and shows no interest in them. In fan signs, he is the most charismatic and the way he speaks to his fans draws them in.
Bruno would the leader, main vocalist, lead dancer and the visual. He is the leader of the group; he often speaks in most music award shows, and he leads the group to make sure that every comeback is successful. He is described as a vocal king and he is one of the best dancers but in some dances.
He is a veteran idol and he often rivals Giorno in vocals. He is in demand for adverts, variety shows, he is often in demand for dramas for older audiences. People find him to be an excellent example of a leader. He likes to take part in survival debut shows like Produce 101 as a vocal and dancing trainer to help the trainees participating.
He is known for being one of the kindest trainers in the show, since he seems to genuinely want the trainees to succeed, many trainees look up to him as a senior and they want to try to please him.
As for sasaengs, his are older women that are different from the young teen girls who even take it as far as to show up at his property, he had to call the police on several on them and he tells his fans to never act like those sasaengs he called the police on. During fan signs, he knows how anxious they are, so he tries to make them feel less anxious by smiling warmly at them.
Abbacchio would be the main vocalist and the sub rapper. His low voice is often charming to fans as he likes to sing covers of classic k-pop songs and he’s starting to pick up rapping. He is learning how to rap from Narancia and Mista. He is the worst dancer in the group as he is the tallest member in the group and he’s quite awkward.
He is often in the back and doing the least dancing in the group when they perform. He is also a veteran idol and he is used to the harsh treatment on how idols are treated by their companies. He is in a lot of demand for Korean fantasy dramas that involve a vampire in it of course.
He likes to talk part in shows like Produce 101 with Bruno as a trainer to teach the trainees a thing or two to toughen them up, he can come off as harsh and very critical to the trainees. He is just trying to teach them that they need to be tough, otherwise their company will just eat them up.
Some people dislike him because he comes off as unfriendly and stuck up because of how he responded to sasaengs, he had to be forced to beat one up to stop them from stalking him. During fan signs, he can come off as unfriendly because of his experience of sasaengs, but he loves his fans and he smiles when they tell him that he’s their favourite member.
Mista would be the lead rapper, sub vocalist and main dancer. He is one of the second-best rapper in the group, he rarely sings during the songs since he tends to have weak vocals and he’s trying to improve his vocals by practising singing with Giorno or Bruno.
He is one of the best dancers as he seems to have lots of energy and stage presence when performing. He is often in demand for food variety shows since people appreciate an idol that can appreciate their food compared to most idols.
His goofy smile is infectious during concerts and fans can’t help but smile along with him. His general laid-back personality makes him an idol that doesn’t care about what other people think about him or how dirty-minded he is.
He is an idol that often appreciates his food often and his favourite type of game variety shows are where he gets to eat food. He also likes to take part in games shows since he finds them fun.
With sasaengs, he would even be flattered that he has fans that love him but after a few creepy fan comments and mail, he decided that he didn’t like all of the attention. He decided to deal with it by not being too bothered with it and just moving on. During fan signs, he is pretty friendly with his fans and he likes to take lots of pictures with them.
· Narancia would be the main rapper, sub vocalist and lead dancer. He is the number one rapper in the group, he receives the most rap lines in the songs, he has the weakest vocals in the group and people rarely hear him sing.
He is trying his best to practise singing with Fugo, Bruno or Giorno. He is one of the best dancers in the group as he is very energetic and shows brilliant stage presence in concert because of his adorable smile that makes him look alive.
He is in a lot of demand for adverts because a lot of producers find him energetic and he can really make a simple advert memorable. He also stars in dramas as the full of energy character most of the time. He likes to take part in fun variety shows that let him have fun and take part in games. People wonder if he is the maknae since he seems so childish and energetic.
His most fond memory in a game show where he had to play a game of bonking another member’s head with a toy hammer. With sasaengs, he appreciated the love and attention he received but after a while he hated it.
He had to get Bruno to help him deal with them by calling the police on him after several of them showed up at his property. During fan signs, he is often the most ongoing and happiest to see his fans. He is even willing to give them a hug if they asked him to.
Fugo would be the sub rapper and main vocalist. He gets plenty of lines during calm and balled based songs since his voice is described as the gentlest out of the group. He is trying to learn to rap from Mista and Narancia.
He is also one of the worst dancers next to Abbacchio because he tends to be very awkward in his steps and is terrible at energetic dancing. He is usually in the back next to Abbacchio. He is one of the most unpopular members due to his explosive anger and people often criticise his anger.
They often tell him to just simply hold back his anger like the urge to pee as they are often poorly educated on anger issues like Fugo. His anger is often exploited by Drama director who wants to hire him as the angry character that explodes with anger every few seconds giving him the stereotype that he just randomly gets angry.
He hates variety shows as one time, Narancia bonked him on the head with a toy hammer and he didn’t like that at all. However, his fans know that he has a gentle soul as they could see that he doesn’t just randomly get angry.
He rarely has any sasaengs as they don’t want to deal with his anger, but he had to deal with one sasaeng that send him a letter saying that they were crazy for him. He ended up throwing the letter away and moving to a new place. During fan signs, he is very shy with his fans and he understands how anxious they are so he tries to reassure them that they don’t need to be shy with a gentle smile.
#jojo headcanons#JoJo's Bizarre Adventure#jojo golden wind#kpop headcannons#Giorno Giovanna#bruno buccerati#abbacchio leone#mista guido#Narancia Ghirga#fugo pannacotta#Trish Una#bucci gang#jojo part 5#jojo vento aureo
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a lin ran feature :’) i respect hes self-aware about his need to be more than cute to succeed. lin ran has always given me a vibe that hes very serious and tough on himself. he looks soft but has high demands and seems very determined to get what he wants.
im not worried about li hao bc hes surrounded by a bunch of kids who can teach him how to dance LOL not just lin ran but like jin fan and tianci too
what is this pole and could they not move it LOL
lol so jin fan and tianci did a flippy trick and we just gonna pretend like it didnt happen lol okay
ugh so jin fan kinda got to do more dancing than other stages but i was still hoping itd be more!!! but man lin ran is really killing with his stage presence here
leave it to ycw to speak loudly and vocally about his friends being injured so people recognize their suffering
LOL lin ran’s sassy “im not stupid!!” but yea the third stage was really rough for him, so im glad he was able to recover
LOL lin ran again casually threatening the production team to be like “please edit this stage well” “please don’t cut our segment short” LOL
lol yea im not surprised at this point that li hao won even tho it shouldve been lin ran. youku is def making these rankings up. lol gjm did you even look at lin ran’s facial expressions???? lol making up excuses for youku wat
lin mo praising lin ran and giving him encouragement like a true bro bc he knows how hard lin ran worked for this stage. i wonder if he designed the stage rigging
AY I RESPECT OSCAR. hes a good kid and someone whos willing to speak his mind to address problems, thats awesome. they need someone to do that. he’s direct with the problems but also directly follows by complimenting them and saying how great they could be if they pulled through LOL hes still a kid so hes trying not to offend them but i respect his courage, warmth and dependability.
LOL XUE EN DESTROYED FRANKLIN HAHAHAHAHAHHA and he goes all cutesy after like he has no idea the power he holds LOL but im glad they showed some footage of xue en also teaching the other kids dance. cto skills whooo
ycw still bringing up shiwei? hes either very caught up in his feelings still (which is probably not a good thing at this point) or hes just a really dedicated friend... or youku is just purposefully using shiwei’s elimination for dramatic effect.
im surprised they didnt highlight cxh more bc youku seems to like him, and conversely they gave xzx a ton of time for his stage and let xzx win.
XUE EN IS SO HANDSOME
okay i just needed to get that out of my system
but also im kinda glad syh is in this group bc hes the only one who i will not laugh at when singing this song. ycw and oscar talking about drinks and whiskey??? yall are babies?? also this song does NOT match this dance well at all. i see why they didnt like it when they previewed it LOL also i see now why i saw an edit on twitter of this dance over “retreat” from qcyn bc that song actually FIT the tie pulling move.. versus this im just like ??? seems so out of place??
also their voices all sound weird :\ maybe its just too high of a register for ycw and cxh? or maybe theyre just not very good at singing....? lol
giving xue en the only multi colored tie? THEY KNEW.
im just happy that the party group was able to make their stage so well that other kids were regretting not choosing them bc ycw was really struggling to get people to join him...
LOL CSP BEING SILLY TO ZHAN YU THIS IS THE FRIENDSHIP I NEED
LOL XZX AND LIN MO are adorable together
im glad that they spent time to say zhaohao has improved, i feel like hes gotten zero recognition so far. i feel like ycw winning is the only win i am willing to believe so far. (couldve been xue en too tho)
A FEATURE ON XIKAN’S FRIENDSHIP WITH LUO ZHENG omggggggggggggggg luo zheng the sweetest ge, leaving all the good things for xikan whatt ugh but luo zheng is like literally going actor route so sad that he still wants to be on stage but has no opportunities. im grateful theyre still so close that xikan starts crying just thinking about him
xikan being involved in the stage design and costuming and all makes me think of lin ran but also makes me think of cai xukun. cxk always gets so involved in every little detail to seek perfection
interesting that they focused it all on zry and lxk........ but at least highlighted xikan’s fun side
lol they purposefully cut in fan yu screaming zry’s name and ycw yelling cyc....
but also tbh xikan’s voice was not very strong during his high note and i know hes giving 110% into his dancing so im guessing he doesnt have much air left at that point but i was kinda disappointed it couldve been better. BUT he still did a good job. i thought the part where they ripped off his jacket couldve been more impactful? but it felt like it was just randomly in the middle of the rap break and he doesnt sing again until much later so it was like why did you change clothes there?
tbh this song isnt that exciting? so im surprised that they wanted it that badly?
i saw spoilers that fan yu was gonna be there and its adorable and i love their friendship but lol zuo ye being like i shouldve asked all my gege’s to come.... lol aka they know its kinda unfair for fan yu to be winning votes for zry
im grateful all the trainees are supportive of xikan and they purposefully showed a bunch of popular kids cheering for xikan
gosh that injury on his nose, you know hes put too much energy and is too invested into his dance part when he rips his own face like that :\
i saw spoilers that renyu would win and someone did the math that it makes zero sense for their group’s score to be that low, but i didnt expect their score to be THAT low.... goodness wtf thats definitely rigged, i see why people were mad.
renyu winning is either entirely rigged bc youku wants him to debut or people are really just voting for him bc fan yu was there and that’s not fair either. i love renyu (and his friendship with fan yu) but there’s no way renyu actually won that many votes on a stage where he didnt really show his vocals that much and he messed up his dancing and he was surrounded by kids who danced much better and wouldve made him look not great. this makes zero sense. and the fact that ycw is the only winner that made sense is probably bc youku was like well we cant make it too obvious that its all a joke. but really, its all a joke.
yes i love that renyu worked hard and stayed up all night but can we talk about how xikan does that for every stage? and renyu’s just now started to do so. renyu just came into this competition less prepared, so his improvement is easier to see.
i still think if youku wants to debut renyu, theyll kick out lin ran from top 7, but can we talk about how lin ran put in all the effort to design and perfect his stage? how he teaches others to dance and pushes his group mates to shine as a leader and how he has truly one of the most memorable and formidable stage presences on this whole show? people say the debuting group will need renyu’s voice but how can you really say that renyu fits and is prepared and deserves to debut more than lin ran?
renyu is adorable and talented but let’s be real, as a vocalist, hes not like you zhangjing, hes not like zhao lei, hes not like zhao pinlin, hes not proven that he really fits to be a main vocal in a boy band. youku cannot force us into believing that he can fit that role without any evidence to prove his worth. its like theyre trying to jam someone into that role and its like renyu’s their closest bet, but even tho he still doesnt quite fit, theyre just gonna shove him in anyway. this is what happens when you only give attention to people who are dancers and dont give actual attention to people who are actually boy band main vocal material.... /COUGH ZHAN YU or even cui shaopeng??
how can you possibly believe that renyu got 173 but their average was 134? none of xikan’s groups numbers make sense:
how did shengen suddenly drop so much? youku has been touting him this whole time into the top 10. shouldnt more of xikan’s fans voted for xuyu? bc he literally begged during the last elim for xuyu to make it this far. xuyu wasnt even dead last in the elim ranking but here he gets last place by like 15 votes??? when everyone else’s vote difference is like half of that at max?
you expect me to believe lin ran only got 127 after he literally descended from the ceiling as an angel? that doesnt attract attention? how are both zuo ye and hu wenxuan so low? wenxuan was literally center and had bright pink hair, and in a song style that suited him, you cant tell me he didnt shine on this stage. xikan tied with xzx???? beneath a kou cong and su xunlun tie??? no way
theres one week left and youku’s getting desperate to make it look like whatever they’re going to make happen will be a natural result, that this competition is up in the air and no one is safe, but it just seems very questionable to me.
sooo does this mean there arent gonna be elims before the finals or what, we just dont see them announce who gets to perform? im assuming not all 32 kids will take part? and theres not gonna be a mentor collab stage? it wouldve been cool to see han yu and cheng xiao with the kids. there were 3 stages between the first and second elimination but no third elim and no mentor stage? its a mad rush to the end, honestly.
oh well, we still love these CHILDREN
ps: if youve been following my rants, i honestly feel like i have had a really positive impression of zheng renyu from the start and i really do like him. he makes really good songs and his voice is very nice and his friendships are pure and his attitude is commendable. 凄美地 and 當帷幕落下 and 後來的我們 are some of my favorite favorite songs to listen to from this entire show, like probably 3 of my top 5, and a good deal of that is because of renyu and his voice. but im just trying to be realistic and renyu is not in my ideal debuting boy band.
#rants#you would think that with the money and fans that kids like lxk hwx lm are bringing to youku that youku would treat them better
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location: bc building date: may 30, 2020
sophie doesn’t understand the point in bc asking her to sing.
she doesn’t suffer any delusions when it comes to the level of her skills. not only are there better singers in wish, there are much better singers in the company overall. she’s never been asked to even so much as sing a solo song in a concert, much less record a song where half of the vocals are hers. still, sophie is invited to the meeting – is surprised when her manager tells her she even has a meeting about something other than cf possibilities – and attends while holding her excitement at bay.
it’s just a collab, a portal release, but it’s far more than she ever expected.
unlike her group members – such as arabella and sooyeon – sophie never hoped for a solo debut. each of the girls have their own talents when it comes to music, to singing and songwriting, ones that sophie doesn’t share. sure, she’s written a couple of songs for wish but it’s never taken a lot of her and it was never a solo effort. ultimately, it’s also not one of the things she cares about the most. the only thing she’d enjoy about having a solo debut would be getting to dance, as well as the attention, but both of those things sophie knows she doesn’t need to release a solo song to get.
the girl arrives at the company early. she’s not too fond of having meetings on the weekends even knowing that in this line of work they don’t really have weekends but she still forces herself out of bed as early as she can. at least her manager drops by to pick her up because the lethargy that comes from a long night of asleep after days without getting proper sleep would have kept sophie from being a completely safe driver.
“ are they sure they want me to sing? ” sophie asks at one point, feet on the car panel – her manager gives her a dirty eye for that but doesn’t ask her to remove it so sophie doesn’t. “ they could ask sooyeonie instead, i’m sure she’d do a better job. ”
“ shouldn’t you just be happy with what they are offering you? ” her manager says back and sophie shrugs, taking a sip of the coffee the woman brought her. “ we’re getting you a lot of things lately, i think you should just be grateful. ”
“ i am, ” sophie whines, a petulant pout on her lips. “ i’m just confused. i don’t want to do a bad job. ”
“ i’m sure you’re going to be fine. ”
“ you have too much faith in me. ”
#* ☆ —— self para / make big deposits.#wc: 437#this is the 6th self para i write for soph this month lmao
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