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Also great's "let me go to the bathroom real quick"!!! I know it had to occur for plot reasons, but it's also super cool for a bl to acknowledge that bottoming doesn't just Happen

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NOT ME (2021) / COOKING CRUSH (2023)

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tinngun in my school president

static version below the cut

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bad buddy's inkpa in magic of zero

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smitten (n): : deeply affected with or struck by strong feelings of attraction, affection, or infatuation.

JIMMY JITARAPHOL as MHOK in Last Twilight (2023)

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happy 2y to this show <3

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Night saying "That's my child" about the unborn baby of a woman he has not even been on a single official date with

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mark pakin fatherhood counter

...2?

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i feel like "august kissed day knowing he had zero feelings for him" is kind of an uncharitable interpretation. i think he WANTED to like day back, and couldn't admit to himself that he didn't; so he kissed him, hoping it would somehow make that attraction manifest. instead, he just found out for sure that there were no feelings there. he pushed day away because at that point he knew he was pretty much lying to day.

im not saying this is a reasonable excuse for what he did!! his thoughts and actions were self-centered, inconsiderate, and totally degrading to Day. BUT i do think this interpretation does better justice to his character. it takes him from a straight up dickbag, an outright villain, to a person with dimension and with understandable (if selfish and misguided) motivations.

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We need annual tumblr QL awards. Sure we can have the normal categories like best kiss or whatever but also. Most impressive queerbaiting in a QL. Most egregious sound editing. Most jarring continuity error. MILFiest MILF. You get the picture

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10 BL Characters I Want Carnally

I don't even need to be tagged to be horny. Let's go!

In no particular order:

Third (Theory of Love)

He's so pathetic! He cries so much! He's so rude and mean and bitchy! His shirts are so big and his shorts are so small!

In conclusion, I would treat him right - the way Khai does NOT.

Nick (Only Friends)

Speaking of PATHETIC!!!! THAT'S MY TOXIC BABYGIRL! MY CANCELLED BOYGIRLWIFESBAND! Sand really wasted an opportunity in that van. It should have been me...

Pa (Bad Buddy)

You know who's taller than you, Pa?? Me!!! The thought of being the one to make her flustered...pick her up and brush her hair back...dear lord.

Ok this list is really starting to look like I want to be the one doing all the manhandling. I promise you I am also down to be handled. Let's switch it up a bit.

Porsche (KinnPorsche)

Listen. You know I LOVE VegasPete as a ship.

But if we're talking about who *I* desire - first of all, your bitch is NOT prepared for the kinkery VegasPete get up to. Second of all, I genuinely think Apo Nattawin is one of the most objectively attractive men on this planet. Add to that Porsche's layered dip of a personality (fidgety jokester, devoted big brother, practiced fighter, willing killer, dutiful guard dog...), and I am quite sold. Give me the problematic mafia sex.

Hyeong Da Un (Blueming)

Dude. I barely even remember this show. I had to look up the character's name. But he's BAD. And he always had like...this teasing superiority toward the main character? Like he knew they would end up together and was just waiting for MC to catch up to that realization? Yeah. That...that's hot.

Ueda Minoru (Our Dining Table)

I believe this man was crafted in a lab to be as attractive to me, specifically, as possible. He looks like a bit of a delinquent, but he's a sweet and dedicated family man. He is troubled by the notion that he'll never be good enough. He's in love and afraid to say it. He's a bleach blonde with earrings and a bump in his nose and an Adam's apple that makes me want to follow the footsteps of Eve in the garden.

Mhok (Last Twilight)

Lord, there is not enough time in the world for me to say all I want to say about this man.

I just want it to be stated, on the record, that I have been well aware of Jimmy's attractiveness since Bad Buddy days. Unlike others, I never let Wai's horrendous personality distract me from his absurdly hot face, which, at the end of the day, is the important thing.

And now that we have Mhok? Literally the perfect character - rugged yet tender, clueless yet hypercompetent, jealous yet selfless - full of desire and restraint and humour and sadness in equal measure - I genuinely cannot think of what else I would ask for.

And did I mention his hot face?

Finally, to round out the list, a special triple whammy:

Neo, Miw, and Shin (3 Will Be Free)

Yes, all three. At once? Separately? I don't give a shit. For all I care, it could be me in this trunk and them looking down at me in disdain. That'd keep me going for like, a year. Just let me be in the orbit of these three ridiculously hot people and their ridiculously hot dynamic. Joss, Mild, Tay: if any subset of you is ever free, at any time at all, I am also free. At that time. Forever.

Whew!

That was really fun. Tagging: Whoever wants to do it!!!! Go. Be horny. Be free.

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Vegas letting himself get violently beat by some guy, smiling the whole time because he cannot fucking WAIT to see what pete is gonna do about it

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vegas will say “i know a place” and its between petes asscheeks 

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when non-human beings in a human form clarify that they do NOT fall under a human gender woooohoooo boy thats the good stuff

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BL Wrapped 2023

Thank you for the tags @distant-screaming and @solana-ceae!! I loved reading both of yours! Thank you to OP for the template here.

You watched 20 BLs this year. That's 100+ hours!

You primarily watched BLs from Thailand.

You spent way too much time thinking about these characters:

Minoru (Our Dining Table):

Mhok (Last Twilight):

Tinn (My School President):

Your favourite show was Our Dining Table (Bokura no Shokutaku). You kept thinking about it all year (and watched it twice).

Your overall BL mood was slow burn, babey.

You read the most fanfiction about My School President. Like way too much.

Now that we mention it, My School President was another of your favourites from this year. They captivated your gay little heart.

Your favorite acting pair was GemFourth. There was just something so mesmerizing about them...

Here's to another year!!

Inviting these friends to join, if you haven't yet ;) - @hazmatilda, @melto, @notme-rainbowfart, @sorry-bonebag. No pressure!!

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happy birthday ana @solana-ceae!!!! today I offer you: a premium selection of charns <3 i hope your birthday has been amazing and that you have an incredible year!!

[ID: 6 gifs of Charn from Laws of Attraction. Each gif is a shoulders-up shot capturing a particular facial expression, including several sinister smiles, a teasing pout, a besotted smile, and a teasing glare. He's talking in most of them.]