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A pack of crying, screaming kids running by catches Maria's attention in an instant. She heads over to where they were running from, only to find another kid and a skeleton man.
Maria's seen skeletons before, sure — ones picked apart by vultures or left to rot in Hell's prisons — but none of them ever walked or talked, much less asked her to help with target practice.
"Sorry, uh, what did you need help with? Something about teachin' the kid to shoot?"
She looks over at the kid — Little Tim? — with concern washed over her face.
@railheist
"Now if you brats don't behave UNCLE SKULL GONNA STEAL YOUR BONESSSSSS."
Skull scared a bunch of bullies from picking on a kid as he lines some cans up and been teaching the kid how to shoot......Skull GREAT with a gun but he not that good of a teacher as he groan and turn around.
There with the cow boy hat.
"Heya partner! I been trying to teach little Tim here how to.....use a BB gun well and gosh darn it.....i'm not a very good teacher since this sack of bones learning it was different. I see you looking like a proper cow person........can ya help teach the kid how to shoot?"
Yes....the skeleton somehow talking with a texas accent
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