#then you tryna explain to your infant son why y'all in this mess AGAIN

[flannelepicurean]

do not care about the actual context, here are the 💯 facts:

bulma did something illegal.

highly intelligent, HIGHLY illegal. and incredibly silly.

vegeta is shouting an increasingly preposterous list of excuses, stream-of-consciousness style, about why he did what he did, in the way that he did it, when he intervened to keep bulma out of super jail.

he is making these frantically-escalating excuses to trunks.

not because trunks is a baby and can't handle the things daddy did to the super police. but because this happens way too goddamn often, and he just knows trunk is so, so disappointed in both of his parents.