#then when he gets exposed hes like fuck me pitaya was right

[phantombl3u]

I've always been in love with the idea of Knight secretly being a dragon. Even he doesn't realize he's a dragon because he was raised alongside Princess and they kind of just.... picked off habits from one another. Knight is also an Ice dragon btw that's how he was able to survive in dragons valley wearing a full suit of fucking armor.

👀? bro thats pretty neat... i mean i dont know how hed hide it. but still fun to think about none the less

moment hes exposes everyone will lose their fucking minda tho lol poor knight

[sour-heart-treats]

sequel to the knight cookie fucking dies story? not entirely sure how it would happen but since the setting it took place in was kind of ambiguous (i was originally thinking dragon's valley at first BUT) maybe it could be set in the kingdom; knight had been taking on pitaya to protect it? just some thoughts, feel free to do whatever!

(Part 1 of Knight Fucking Dies/A Slice of Crimson)

A lapse in concentration, and Knight found himself staring towards the sky. When he had gotten on his back, he had no idea. The last thing he remembered was facing that damned dragon, the same one that... That was flying above him?! With- With Princess no less! Knight scrambled to his feet, reaching for a lance that was no longer there. Blinking, the blonde paused before searching around the area for his lance. Nothing but the front gardens of Princess' castle, to which the ground was scorched and cracked as if a battle had already taken place. Maybe- Maybe he had been knocked unconscious? Knight tried to wrack his mind for what could have possibly have occurred, yet his thoughts were quickly caught by the shouting of familiar voices.

Swiftly turning, Knight was met with the order that he was a part of. White Choco, Pistachio, and even Raspberry Mousse were sprinting out in the lead of the group pouring out of the castle, out to face the dragon no less. There would have been a smile upon the singled-out knight's expression, but it dropped seeing the tears upon White's expression as they ran towards him. "You bastard!! First him, now this!" He had never heard her so angry, so distraught. He should have felt a twang in his heart hearing his family member so distressed, yet there was no feeling at all. Oddly, it was cold. "I'll cut off more than just your tail!! Your head will be next! Forward!" A cheer of the order signified their unity towards defeating the dragon.

The crowd neared Knight, and in the realization of how they all stared past him, he held out a hand to the crowd. "Wait, wait! You're going to trample me if you aren't careful!" Despite his call, the group didn't heed his words. They pushed straight ahead. "White! Mousse! Pistachio! I- I order you to stop before you-!" The warrior cut himself off, putting his arms up to defend his face as the herd of other knights went right for him and... Through... Through him? The people that passed through, they felt like nothing more than a breeze. "Wh- What-?" He swore he was just stampeded, yet here he is, absolutely fine. The shock and confusion only compiled when he looked over his hands in the stinging realization that he had been passed through.

He... Was transparent?

"Oh hey, another dead one thanks to them, huh?"

Knight practically whipped his body back around, and blocking the view of the knights storming away... A spirit floated before him. Fire Spirit, to be precise. "D-dead?! I can't be-" Knight once again found his thoughts unfinished, the spirit of flames pointing his staff towards the newly presumed ghost. "You are. Look at yourself. Or, well, look below you at least." There was hesitation and a shaken breath from Knight, this entire situation becoming more than he bargained for, certainly. "B... Before I do, tell me why you're here! Don't you work for Pitaya?!"

"Eh... I'm kinda like their Grim Reaper." With a shrug, Fire Spirit shifted his floating form to be cross-legged. How he could be so casual in a situation that was so dire was beyond Knight's understanding. "Lots of people die because of Pitaya, and since I kinda got their respect by nabbing their bead, I'm stuck with the job of making sure you other spirits pass on nice and easy. Stay here too long and you get somewhat corporeal, but you can't ever really pass on. Oh and, y'know, I guess I help others cope with the fact that they've died in one of the most gruesome ways." A casual chuckle came from the spirit, "It's not the best job, but someone's gotta do it, I guess."

Shaking his head, Knight just couldn't get over the fact that he was dead in the first place. He was one of the most valiant and well-trained knights known to the Cookie Kingdom! He couldn't just fall to his greatest foe! Though... Even with so much running through his head, Knight did as Fire Spirit recommended and looked down upon himself. Knight nearly gagged upon the sight he was given.

A corpse. His corpse. He was looking at a corpse of his own body. "Hooooo, it's a good thing you don't have a stomach anymore!" The spirit jeered, seeing how Knight lifted a hand to his mouth in the midst of all of the horror coursing through his now still veins. The red dried to a deep, browned mess... His armor in tatters and clearly desecrated with charred black... Not to mention the hole in the midst of his body. "Oh right, you don't have a heart anymore, either." Fire Spirit remarked, taking one of Knight's hands. The blonde, with his eyes wide, only found his unstable condition even worse when moving his hand away exposed that even his spirit held that same hole. An indented blotch of crimson amongst his lighter tones.

"I... I'm dead..." The words fell from Knight's mouth, though his mind didn't process that he had spoken such. For such a burnt body, he was a frozen spirit. He's gone. Maybe... Maybe this was why White was so upset...?

Wait- White- His sister- The rest of the order he saw-!

Knight tore his hand out of Fire Spirit's grip, prompting a quick 'huh?!' from the spirit of flames as the blond began sprinting off. "I can't let her get hurt! Or anyone else!" The protector shouted out, not recognizing that he wasn't exactly getting anywhere by using his actual legs. The spirit easily caught up, standing before Knight a short distance ahead. The grin upon his face showed enjoyment of Knight's incompetency as the living dead. "Well, if you're gonna try to save anybody, you're not gonna get anywhere running like that." Taking the guardian's hand once more, Knight found himself snapped out of his narrow-minded 'running'. "You gotta learn to float your way through things now that your body has no gravity on it. Check it." And although it was a bit of a drag since Knight himself couldn't exactly figure it out that easily, a bit of a distance following Fire Spirit's example of floating got the blonde to be just a little bit competent in this new type of movement.

"Why are you teaching me this?" Knight asked with his mind surprisingly calmer than it should have been. Perhaps the shock had finally been numbed for the moment. "It's not like it's a part of your job, is it?"

"Nah. I just figured I'd help you out." Fire Spirit grinned, finally letting his grip go and beginning to float backward in the direction Knight was trying to run off in. "If you save those lives, it's less work for me, y'know? If I help you, you'll help me in turn. Sounds like a fair deal to me." The blonde's expression narrowed questioningly. "So you're only helping me for your own benefit?" Nothing more than a nod and a growing grin in response. "Well... I suppose it's better than no help at all."