#then jace graduates and there's the romcom montage of wonder what we could have had Explore tagged Tumblr posts

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new thought: even funnier if jace is a senior during all this so he gets called in and is threatened with suspension/expulsion/not being able to walk at graduation/etc. and he's like. i really don't care. you know that right.

meanwhile porter's a junior and has eldest daughter syndrome needs to be perfect at everything neurosis and gets threatened with the last stand/getting put on some sort of academic probation and he's like. right. won't happen again. and is the ONLY reason he doesn't go and immediately start shit with jace again.

thinking about like. porter being captain of the bloodrush team back at aguefort. and jace is like hanging out with all the other gothy artsy kids. and porter's buddies are kind of assholes to jace and his friends because well. freaky little goth casters vs. burly jock martial classes. tale as old as time. and so one day jace gets fed up and just shocking grasps porter in the middle of the cafeteria when he's being a shithead, starts a massive fight that ends with a bunch of students suspended. fast forward 20 years and porter and jace are both at aguefort as teachers, high school days long forgotten (though they cant shake the feeling that there's something familiar here), and theyre sleeping with each other. jace shocking grasps porter during sex because he's a freak. and suddenly porter remembers that he DEFINITELY went to school with another half-elf sorcerer named jace who pulled the same exact move on him.

HELPPPPP this is so funny. i'm laughing so hard. porter like. tries to bring it up because he's like haha isn't it funny that you did this to me 20 years ago and we didn't realize it until just now and meanwhile jace is having like an internal spiral of

okay. so now. not only am i the stereotype of the failed adventurer. the ego-driven sorcerer. the mage who likes martial classes.

NOW I'M FUCKING THE GUY I HATED IN HIGH SCHOOL?

he teleports home and porter's like. what the hell was that about.