#then in senior year... well... 🫡😏

[oatmilk-vampire]

Just got told by a trusted confidante that I'm the type of queer to sell burned CDs in middle school, weed in my freshmen year, and handjobs in my senior year.

And all I can say is:

Eddie Munson coded

[munson-blurbs]

TUI11

“‘Like, of course I know what love is! I love my music, my uncle, even you guys,” “And then Harris was born, and I was like, ‘holy shit, this is what it means to love someone.’” 🥹💗

“Better than a certain preschool teacher you may or may not be infatuated with?” My mans Jeff, hittin’ him with the hard questions! 👏🏼😂

The guys hyping Harris up at the park. 🥹 Then following his lead as promised. 😭

“But what are you gonna say when he asks about his mom?” JEFFREY.

“The guy practically chased me down the night we met, and now that he got to know me, he doesn’t want to sleep with me? Is my personality that much of a turn-off?” SWEETHEART NO.

“Metalhead, senior year three-peat, alleged Satan-worshiper Eddie Munson?” “Well, the jury’s out on whether I worship Satan or I actually am Satan, but, yep, that’s me.” 🫠

“I felt the same way, even if I didn’t realize it. I think that’s why I asked you to stay, why I held you…I’ve never done that before.” He’s sheepish but not ashamed; if he’s being honest, he’s pretty damn proud of himself for admitting it aloud.  *SCREAMS*

“You and my daddy could have a baby. Because you’re a woman and he’s a man.”

HARRIS MUNSON, YOU SLY DOG!

The idea of the three of you sitting in Benny’s just as you are now, only you’re eating for two, has his stomach in knots. And if he even dares to dream about what getting you pregnant entails? He’s a goner.   DAMN IT BUG, YOU KNOW THIS IS MY WEAKNESS. 😩 (Now I’ll have to pay big money to keep this series going that long. 🤣)

Harris instinctively slips his left into yours. He walks between you and his dad naturally, as though it’s always been this way. Like you all were a little family that made regular outings for pancakes and chicken fingers.🥹

Wayne’s since reported that the boy has asked multiple times about when “Daddy and Ms. Sweetheart will fall in love.” And, of course, he hasn’t stopped talking about your Saturday afternoon diner date, constantly badgering Eddie about whether or not you two were married yet.

Mac Daddy Wayne, we’re onto you. 😏

Your honor, We the people love Harris no matter what and he is a national treasure. His father has done no wrong and we will not stand by and let him believe he has. 🫡

You look down at the drawing of your little chosen family at Benny’s. It’s certainly different from the times you went with Grandma, but you’re filled with the same feeling of belonging that you’d felt then. 😭😭😭😭😭

BUUUUUUG! How does this series just keep getting better!?! HOW?!? I’m ao freakin’ obsessed and now I’m sad I’ve already read through it… I tried to take my time!!! 😂 A ✨MASTERPIECE✨ as always. Love you and this lil’ fam you’ve created. 🥹💚

Return of the Mac Daddy Wayne hehehe this man knows what he's doing and totally doesn't wingman in chapter 12

Leave it to kids to tell it exactly like it is. Harris just wants a baby sibling and will do what he needs to do to make that happen.

And does TUI Eddie have a breeding kink? Idk, maybe we'll see in future blurbs...

Thank you for following along with their chaotic adventures 💚