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I am now at HIGH&LOW: Final Mission (I am halfway through and taking a mental health break because fuck that (the girls that get it)) and I have decided that Tsukumo should no longer be allowed near any vehicle
#first he crashes his fucking motorbike#then he gets hit by a car and ends up in a coma#THEN HE GETS HIT WITH ANOTHER CAR#then he crashes a car#like girl pls stop#HIGH&LOW#Tsukumo#i mean does it count as spoilers????#i don't think so
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I feel like modern au zuko can drive, is very good at it, has his license, and will get you where you need to go but like. with very dangerous efficiency. he drives like Evel Knievel. he drives like a bat out of hell. he whips the wheel hard as fuck and you will see Jesus even if the drive is from your house to the corner store. his car is used and like 10 years old but she is strong and loyal just like her master and wont break down for anything. she'll tear over anything in her path. zuko has given iroh so many mini heart attacks while driving him around (<- because iroh does NOT have his license). worst of all is that zuko does NOT talk or road rage ever when he drives he's DEAD SILENT and simply blasts the radio. and its always either terrifying Chinese opera or crazy shit like Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
#zuko is the gaangs free of charge Uber driver but he's not gonna do it without making them suffer a little bit.#he drives a dinky cigarette car but like I said she is strong and he also cleans her regularly so theres that.#and he's silent like I said so whenever the gaang is screeching at him that they're gonna crash he simply does not react. Its an experience#atla
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Matthew McConaughey on Rust in 'Making True Detective'
#literally like say thatttt#this is a big reason of why his rust works so well bc he understands rust is HOT#like how a car crash is hot. a burning building. blood. wounds. the cracking tension of a humid louisianan night.#thats the fundamental eroticism of rustin cohles whole deal#rustin cohle#*#*scrn#true detective#*td
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My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much
Reference that I used for the face!
#I was scrolling through pinterest and saw this woman and I was like: She looks EXACTLY like how I imagine Stan and Ford's mother to look#my art#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#ig??#caryn romanoff pines#caryn pines#mabel voice: she must have been one hell of a mother to have had to deal with Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford when they were kids!#DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SHE MIGHT HAVE DIED THINKING STANFORD AND STANLEY NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO RECONCILE#DO U EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PLAGUED WITH REGRETS AND WHAT-IFS OVER STAN BEING KICKED OUT- WISHING SHE COULD HAVE DONE MORE#DOES THE THOUGHT THAT STANFORD MIGHT HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO VISIT HER AT HER DEATHBED OR HER FUNERAL SINCE HE WAS STUCK ELSEWHERE??#EVER HAUNT YOU AT NIGHT???#DOES IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT SHE MIGHT HAVE KNOWN ALL ALONG ABOUT STANLEY- SINCE SHE'S THEIR MOTHER AND “WHAT KIND OF MOTHER CAN'T#RECOGNISE HER OWN CHILDREN APART“#THEY MEET AT STAN'S FUNERAL LIKE: “STANLEY I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED- NOR WHY THAT CASKET AT THE FRONT IS EMPTY RIGHT NOW AND WHY WE'RE#CURRENTLY ATTENDING YOUR FUNERAL- OR WHY YOU'RE EVEN DRESSED UP AS FORD RIGHT NOW.“#“I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON STANLEY- BUT I DO KNOW THAT ONE OF MY SONS DIDN'T DIE IN A DITCH SOMWHERE IN THE FLAMING WRECK OF A CAR CRASH-#AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME.“#SHE GOT THAT MOTHER'S INSTINCT#stan twins parents
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Funniest part of Charles having cancer is that my grandpa might live to see his fourth British coronation
#finda’s rambles#british royal family#not to take pleasure in someone’s misfortune buuuuuuut#he’s 97 and scoffed when commentators said it was a once in a lifetime event for some#and said it was his third. ok grandpa. show Charles who’s boss#king charles#king charles cancer#I guess I should tag so people can block this too#cancer isn’t funny but a man who has been born into privilege that has said eco fash shit and doesn’t believe in modern medication…well…#a car crash would be better though. just. y’know.
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the star you've longed for
#PLEASE WATCH REVUE STARLIGHT!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥#project sekai#revue starlight#pjsk#emu otori#nene kusanagi#emunene#prsk#proseka#yuri win. i make my fav pairing fight tothe death#HAPPY EMUNENE WEEK LOOOOOL#Can i be hinestni think this sucks it took way too long cause i forgot how to draw for a week#im seeing demons and stuff. i feel more normal now. Also you may recall emu has a big hammer for revstar#thats the bottom of it the gem thing all the weapons have hers is sharp#i remember seeing meta post abt how mahiru has a blunt weapon because she never actually aimed for the lead role#rather she only wanted to be by karen's side. so her weapon wasnt capable of cutting anything in the first place#Fastforward to the movie and well LOLLLLL#though i think its funny in the movie her mace is still mostly used for i timidation againstbhikari.. bc again shes not winning for a lead#revue starlight youre neat. maybe i like revstar.#<- has been insane for 4+ years#Needed their pose to be smth where nenes weapon isnt visible because I DONT KNOW WHAT WEAPON TO GIVE HER. OOMFS HELP. I NEED A NENE WEAPON.#i thought some sort of polearm/spear/halberd etc something with range but that can be ambitious#but i feel like smth with that much footwork needed doesnt suit her.. And she cant hsve a sniper i dont think thatwould fucking work#aruru gets pistols in the revue but aruru also is Ummm well shes uhhh. [screaming] [car crash]#throwing knives would be funny wouldnt it. Put that gamer aim to use#idk if the emunene week tag is on here but i'll donit anyways#emuneneweek2024#EDIT: i have decided nene gets a rapier. its awesome. thanks for coming#tsukasa has his giant flag and i dont want to budge on that. im thinking about giving rui the throwing knives since he juggles.#it would be funny. saki + rui knife juggling
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It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.
Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3
This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!
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#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#Chilchuck tims#marcille donato#spoilers#dunmeshi au#Maid cafe au#Marchil#Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao#i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more#The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more#You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence#Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw#they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4–#i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years…#Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing#I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be#idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au#romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you#once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair#the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me#shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken#oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front#Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty#Understaffed struggles are so real#People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything#There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk#The pay IS good at least#Modern au
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#chell portal#wheatley#my art#portal 2#comic#referencing or inspired by that spongebob bully episode#wanted to post this yesterday but i didn't finish coloring it is it obvious both pages were colored on separate days#do you like the coloring style yes or no i kinda tried backgrounds haha you don't have to answer crashes car#this takes place after portal 2 and he's back somehow and like. trying to make it up to her#or make it even. you know?#chell
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dump 1st one was me thinking way 2 hard abt knight edd in wtfuture n wanting 2 give him a tord n then the 2nd thing is me strugglign 2 draw after having the worst fever lol
(this is issa hi bestie :3)
#eddsworld#that fucking ugly matt plush haunts me he stares at me everytime im at my desk its like trying not to stare at a horrific car crash#silly art#ellsworld#eddtord#tordedd#tomedd#eddtom#i guess idfk love is love
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billy hargrove: in every scene — 3.01 chapter one: suzie, do you copy?
#m#he;s so embarrassing.#'do u mind if i call u karen' bitch thats her name#anyway. only person in the WORLD who could do this role. dacre.#billy hargrove#billyhargroveedit#bhies#gifs#also i know im jumping ahead here but u see i went to show my friend some gifs of the car crash scene#and couldnt find them. so i was like wait i'll make em#but then like 3 gifs in i was like. wait. i literally had to clip up the scene to gif.... i could just send her the clip#but since i started! i was like! might as well post!
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This is gonna be the Sylvie cameo in Sweet Escape, trust
Bonus:
Sylvie: Besides, I'm not gonna drive a CRIMINAL around
Molly: Well, Boss was only discovered because he shouted his own name, right?
Sylvie: ...Right
Molly: So that means that you didn't tell the police his name either. That means you lied to the police.
Molly: That makes you a criminal too!
Sylvie:
#Molly: Is it legal for you to be driving passengers with a learner's permit?#Sylvie: Do you want the ride or not#i also imagine sylvie almosts crashes the car when giovanni casually drops the fact that he lost the arsene amulet#epithet erased#giovanni potage#molly blyndeff#sylvie ashling#sylvester ashling#trixie roughouse#phoenica fleecity#un draws
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best friendisms
bonus <3
#do you think they have heart-shaped bff locket necklaces#barnaby has a picture of wally in his. wally's has a picture of an apple#no one told him he was supposed to put a pic of barnaby in it </3 tragic </3#now if you all will excuse me im gonna go eat tylenol cereal and also shove my head through the wall#they make me Unwell <3#Supremely Unwell <3#theyre!!! theyre besties!!! they are best friends!!! holy shit!!!#sniffling sobbing wailing crawling on the ceiling etc etc#what a time to be alive... to be able to Appreciate them....#big guy & his lil buddy.... OUAAWOOOOOOOOOOO AGHHHHH OUGHHHHHHHH#i think about barnaby and wally. i take minecraft damage#my healthbar has been dangerously low lately <3#scribble garnish#welcome home#barnaby b beagle#wally darling#welcome home puppet show#sobbing vfx. glass breaking vfx. car crash vfx. banshee wailing vfx-#if anything happens to them i will#Enjoy It Greatly!!!#i will! it would hurt So Fucking Much but id have a great time!#anyway drawing this took ten years off my life. at first i scribbled barnaby's paw Backwards#so i had to completely change half of it#and just. sigh. i Was gonna color it but it took more energy than i thought it would#and really! who has the Energy these days!!! certainly not me!#there are still Mistakes but yk.... whatever... its fine perfection is an impossible achievement anyway <3
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the type of vibes retired monty brings to the paddock
based on this pic of nico rosberg... continue pushing my lightning mcqueen is nico coded agenda 😁
my beautiful post here i just needed to have these side by side. by nico coded i firstly mean looks but i have a long list... dont ask tho i wouldnt be able to elaborate
#with mr and mrs dinoco!!!!!!#pixar cars#cars#lightning mcqueen#strip weathers#lynda weathers#f1 au#in which mcqueen retires after his 2016 crash and joins cruzes team at dinoco#seven time champ doing sidequests idk. hes finally part of the racing family he has always looked up to#hes showing off the new dinoco sports footwear collab that i put zero effort into designing 😁👍#anyway i love these guys!!!!! old man strip... middleaged monty... peace and love on planet earth#lynda and strip matching btw :-) everyone is wearing dino colors but its so cute#this art feels so niche lmao but i need to have it out there...#plus part of the worldbuilding for this thing im writing. i guess#my art
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Oh my god. Logan.
#woke up to Logan’s car on fire and the scariest crash I’ve seen this season#Jesus#thank god he was able to get out
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None of these bitches are wearing seatbelts by the by and I love that they're all probably for different reasons.
#I say the reasons at the end of the taglist tehe#jrwi#the suckening#jrwi suckening#arthur bennett#shilo bathroy#shilo bathory#hate he has two spellings#jrwi grefgor#jrwi grefgore#emizel tucker#emizel doesn't fucking care about road safety so he's chilling#Gref and Shilo both have never been in a car before so they dont know they need to seatbelt up#arthur doesn't think he'll crash but he has the tenacity of Ceasere Zomburger whilst driving to me#('I will /CRASH/ this BUTCH MECHANISM!')#also the shit he(ceasere) says about parking#Arthur fucking drives on the left still as well. like tell me this man is not fucking dumbass whilst driving#also watch bigtop burger for me bye <3
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i think larry butz could defeat kristoph due to his power of being in the center of consant chaos yet being 100% uneffected. phoenix is in the centre of a whirlpool - larry, the eye of a storm
kristoph couldnt even touch larry he tries to poison his food larry trips the food flies out onto his canvas, larry is now inspired and makes money off of new art
if phoenix gets shot, he just kinda shrugs it off. kristoph hires sniper for larry? he ducks down to look @ a worm at just the right time, the bullet somehow rickoshets, hitting the sniper's gun
larry defeats kristoph by being such a force of chaos, that kristoph cannot predict 1 single thing larry does. tries to hire assiassin - honeypot special, for the first time in his life larry has sworn of romantic or sexual relationships to focus on himslef
also... i think phoenix should have sicced larry on kristoph to defeat him... the perfect plan.
#ace attorney#ace attorney 4 spoilers#larry butz#phoenix wright#kristoph gavin#THE THING TO UNDERSTAND#is that phoenix and larry are both lucky/unlucky#but in different ways!#larry's in wrong place wrong time wrong life#but he is untouched#a car crash behind him#the car somehow bounces over his head perfectly#phoenix meanwhile is just nigh invunrable#litterally gets hit by a car#sent 30ft headfirst into a pole and has only a spraind ankle#two different types of chaos-luck#and THATS why they're buds
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