#then I cannot wait to explain to them how I instigated a fandom war and then returned peace to the land by arranging a marriage of blorbos

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Me at 13 listening to another history teacher saying how alliances were formed between opposite sides by having two of their representants married : so stupid, how could they even think it'd work ?

Me now : nevermind, I get it now, makes complete sense

(Can you imagine witnessing a raging war, taking some time off tumblr and coming back to Ninjago and Greek mythology enthusiasts clapping each other on the back and looking for shipnames ?)

Hello my name is Her Excellency Mosttragic of the House of Pollrunner, First of her Name, and my job is diplomacy