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The Lions for Dummies

Book Cover Part 1 Part 2

Dang okay, I did not expect to get 2 parts up barely an hour apart but I got excited.

CW- mention of outing, therapy, past injury

Page 12

Sirius Black (captain) and Remus Lupin (previous pt) are in a relationship (which you already knew)

Remus is pretty much the only person who can calm Sirius down. (107)

They are grossly in love but it’s very cute.

Remus helped Sirius when Sirius broke his ankle (117) and they got more feelings for each other.

Dumo (26) invited them over for dinner after realizing they liked each other so that he could play cupid. (121)

Then there was a storm and he locked them in a room together.

They admitted feelings and made out.

They were outed a few months later. (117)

They are gross all the time (94)

Page 36

The Cubs (also known as Leo Knut, Logan Tremblay, and Finn O’Hara) are dating.

Finn and Logan have been in love since Harvard but were too scared to admit it.

Finn fell in love with Leo while they lived together Leo’s first year on the team.

Then Logan realized that he also kind of liked Leo but was conflicted because of his feelings for Finn.

After failed attempts from Leo, Remus finally had to practically force them to admit their feelings.

And now they are all dating and all live together.

Oh, also Finn fake dated a girl named June, and now June’s dating Heather (Page 55)

Page 55- (this part belongs solely to @spookypotato)

If you have problems that a PT cant solve, go to Heather.

For the love of god, please go to Heather.

You don’t need to do that alone.

We have a therapist.

Our own.

She doesn’t have any work, because everyone's problems are slowly simmering inside them.

Please occupy her day. She’s bored.

We all have struggles.

You're not bothering her, it’s literally her job.

You can go to anyone on the team too.

But Heathers a professional and the rest of us will kind of just wing it.

Seriously most of us suck at giving advice.

Page 65

Don’t worry about any weird superstitions you have.

None of them can be worse than Cap and Loops. (94)

Page 94

If you see Sirius and Remus go into a random room or closet before a game… ignore it.

Just look away, ignore it.

It’s a superstition (65) that everyone could do better without but they do it so ignore it.

Trust us when we say it’s better to just pretend it’s not happening.

Page 121

If you have feelings for someone just tell them.

It’s exhausting so just get it over with.

If you don’t Dumo (26) will get way too excited about playing Cupid and lock you in a room together until you admit your feelings and hopefully makeout (more about Sirius and Remus on page 12)

Page 195

Just like we hate the Snakes (117)

We also hate Vegas.

Not all, actually really only one of them.

Greyback.

He nearly (for a brief period of time did) end Remus’s hockey career by tearing up his shoulder.

He also broke Sirius’s ribs.

We hate him.

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Leave suggestions for more things rookies should know when joining the team.

(Someone mentioned June/Heather a while ago and so I thought why not while writing them in)

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The Lions for Dummies

Part one of this series (hopefully it will be a series)

It's kind of a mess so sorry about that.

CW- mention of abuse and anxiety

Page 9

A quick guide to the relationships

James Potter (player) is married to Lily Potter

Sirius Black (player) is dating Remus Lupin (player/previous pt) (page 12)

Leo Knut (player) is dating Finn O’Hara (player) they are also both dating Logan Tremblay (player) (page 36)

Kasey Winters (player) is dating Natalie Darcy they are also both dating Alex O’Hara (Finn O’Hara’s brother)

Thomas Walker (player) is dating Noelle Tremblay (Logan Tremblay’s sister)

Pascal Dumais (player/dad) is married to Celeste Dumais (mom) (page 26)

Page 25

Walburga and Orion Black are abusive assholes and the scum of the earth. (Continued on page 46)

Page 26

The opposite of Walburga and Orion (25), Pascal and Celeste are angels on earth.

But as someone who is (probably) living with them, you already know that.

Pascal and Celeste have everything but legally adopted Sirius as their own.

They co-parent Logan with his own parents.

They also have 4 kids, Adele, Marc, Louis, and Katie.

Katie may be cute but try not to let her cuteness fool you or else she will use it as a trick to get whatever she wants.

So biologically they have 4, everything but legally 6, and basically an entire team.

Movie nights are always at their house.

Celeste’s cooking is the best.

Adele always needs help with her homework.

Never, ever hesitate to ask them for anything.

If you have relationship problems, go to Dumo.

If you like someone, tell them (more on page 121), or else you raise the risk of Dumo locking you two in a room together.

Page 46

Due to his parents being the scum of the earth, Sirius has panic attacks. Sometimes they are triggered sometimes they are not.

Triggers may include but are not limited to

Sudden loud noises

Fighting (verbal and physical)

Very aggressive anger

Anger directed at Sirius

Sudden body movements near Sirius (throwing an arm out, moving abruptly, jumping, pushing, kicking, etc.)

Panic attacks range from fidgetting to near unconsciousness.

They are 96% of the time able to be calmed by Remus and Dumo’s help is needed for the other 4%.

In an event that you are alone or near Sirius while he is having a panic attack, get one of the people mentioned above or someone else on the team that can go get them.

(more on page 107)

Page 107

Everything you know about Sirius Black, forget it.

Half of it is bullshit.

Yes, he is an amazing player and terrifying on the ice but off the ice, he is a huge giant teddy bear especially if Remus is around, and impossibly even more so when his godson is around.

If something seems off with him, tell Remus or Dumo or someone.

Doesn’t matter if you think you’re being weird or nosey or awkward, just tell someone.

Immediately.

And after you tell someone give him space. Leave him with Remus or Dumo or whoever and give him space.

If he’s not at practice for a few days, don’t question it.

Page 117

We hate the Snakes.

It is now more than just a rivalry.

They took it off the ice.

Leave suggestions for more things rookies need to know.

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