#thedegenerateducky

[cala-aceattorney]

Ok I just finished replaying AA4, right? And I just want to say how incredibly unfair it is that Kristoph is so HOT. Like why does AA gotta make their villains so hot?! Unfair!!!

Anyways I've been THINKING abt Kristoph- abt him being legitimately nice. Like wholesome-ish Kristoph is actually my kryptonite.

i should simp for Klavier instead. Hes hot. But Kristoph 👀👀👀

Imagine the Gavin brothers fighting over you or both flirting with u to see who wins!!

Hi, thanks for the ask!

Does kristoph qualify as hot? Actually what villain in aa is genuinely hot? I'm thinking dahlia but she's more porcelain-doll-pretty than like. Sexually attractive. Kristoph is crystal-immaculate AND he's a big whore (Sorry not sorry) but again. Hot? I think the only really "hot" villain would be matt engarde. (Not that i experience sexual attraction.) (I also refuse to mention manfred von karma.) but why are the villains so pretty! (Not manfred fuck off manfred)

Kristoph being nice is all that i live for btw ! i think when he was just a teen and klavier was a child i think he genuinely cared for his little brother? I think he still does actually but they've grown so distant and kristoph only feels the need to be perfect so he'll use anyone at his disposal as a stepping stone. He's just a bit unhinged. Just like me <3 /j

Klavier is attractive actually. He's great! I should do a little meta analysis on him and how he pushes the game forward. Again, no sexual attraction here so i cant comment.

And no, i cant imagine the brothers fighting over anyone really. They've probably got very different taste in men. And im not that masc-looking anyways. And I'd rather go through the Manipulative Brother Experience™️ than be a romantic partner? (Also i am OBLIVIOUS to flirting. Not that anyone would flirt with me. I've seen two people flirt in front of me but i couldn't even notice so i just kept on talking about whatever i was talking about while not knowing i was a third wheel. So that's great :D)

Or did i get that wrong. Were you trying to get me to write something about the gav bros x reader or something. In that case im sorry idk how to write x reader :,)

[cala-aceattorney]

Realizing that I wrote that ask too late at night for it to be understandable. LMAO anyways- I think I meant twist villains?

I KNOW I did not mean Meanie Manfred. Matt Engarde is pretty but he's stupid. V stupid.

I just do not understand the attraction I feel toward Kristoph Gavin. AT ALL. And yet it's there. I'm like "he is so pretty and he has a dog". The crush should have stopped at his breakdown but noooo bestie it is THERE.

I agree that the Gavin bros wouldn't fight over anyone- instead i think klav would try to protect someone from kristoph jenner. like i'm imagining him telling me rn that I'm an idiot bc kristoph jenner is an asshole. And I am looking at his face and telling him "Bestie I KNOW."

MEANIE MANFRED 😭

Kristoph is villain-attractive i think. Just that type of person who is very very charismatic, bad just by looks and even worse inside. Anyone who has an "i can fix him" attitude is immediately drawn to him.

The most attractive thing about kristoph is that he has a dog, that i can agree with. Vongole beloved <3333333 ill subject myself to extreme torture if that means i can pet vongole on the head god knows i need to pat a dog like a bongo!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Klavier wouldn't really get to "protect" anyone from his brother though. Like they're too far apart for klavier to even really know who kristoph is involved with (excluding phoenix of course since the three are intricately tied together)? And i think some part of klavier feels inferior to his brother in some way (yes inferiority complex) so he wouldn't feel "qualified" to butt in, yes? But yes we here at the kristoph enjoyer club are willingly stepping into inferno for this man so that's that!