#theblanderson

[oraclewendybird]

Darren Criss SF concert VIPs

Hey, have any of you, my fellow San Fran VIP-ers, received the final email from Adventures in Wonderland about when to meet, etc?  I haven't yet and am getting anxious... :)  Five more days!!!!!

[pepperroxd]

hello hello hello and welcome!

[nosenuzzling]

Your nightblogging has reminded me how badass you are and I needed to drop by your ask box and remind you of that.

I've never been described as a badass before. This made me smile a lot, thank you!

[startedoutasafeelingfanfic-blog]

theblanderson said: Holy crap, your art is amazing.. how are you both an amazing artist and writer when I can’t even draw correctly proportioned stick figures?

omg no stop it it's not. I'm a very one-dimensional kind of doodler. I can't do action shots or anything that conveys any sort of feeling it really doesn't even count as art. and i am also mediocre at writing there are SOOOOO MANY amazing authors out there so yeah no. but thank you i do love to get compliments. 

lalala-broadway said: omg Nessa is so like Kurt! And Lizzy and Kysh have Blaine’s hair SO MUCH. And they’re all adorable and beautiful and I love them all and I love your fic okay I’m going to stop now but *U*

yes, Nessa is definitely Kurt's look-alike. But she def. has Blaine's curls too- it's just that her hair is super long and those kind of curls, when long, tend to get this stretched out sort of look, rather than the springy-ness of short hair. D: I'm really glad you're enjoying.

[burntotears]

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OMG WHAT IS GOING ON?! YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY FOR FOLLOWING ME YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELVES INTO - YOU HAVE JUST JUMPED ON THE MOTHER FUCKING CRAZY TRAIN!  AHAHAHAHA YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, HOPE YOU DON'T REGRET THIS SHIT LATER!

/commence creeper "I wanna fuck you" GIF

[headclouded]

theblanderson replied to your post: so I’m really really fucking stressed because I...

YOU CAN DO IT! *does awesome cheerleading dance complete with stunts and tiny cheerleader skirt* Great now I wanna watch the Bring It On movies again. THANKS DUSTY I WAS GONNA STUDY FOR MY FRENCH TEST.

 You're welcome. 

And thank you :D

[thehomeworkhelper]

Hi there! I'm stuck on a question on my U.S. History homework and I'd really appreciate some help. My question is: How did the Taney ruling on Dred Scott vs. Sandford re-define the powers of Congress? Thanks very much for any answers.

Based on my quick re-educating of myself on the case, it looks as though it's because Taney's decision enforced states' rights and also forced Congress to reconsider how it interpreted the Constitution. I am going to publish this, though, so that other history buffs can send you suggestions as well.

[endofadream]

theblanderson replied to your post: now I want to write an AU where Kurt’s the head of...

i think this would be an admirable use of the summer hiatus, yes?

chazzam replied to your post: now I want to write an AU where Kurt’s the head of...

Do it.

oh god I've been toying with this idea for a week now and I want so bad

maybe I'll start it in early June after I finish this GKM fill I'm working on. but outlining starts now

this is going to turn into The Devil Wears Prada or something

[manilovetoweld]

Tumblr Crushes:

theblanderson

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[nosenuzzling]

theblanderson replied to your post

CHRIS AND DARREN SHOULD QUIT GLEE AND GO BACK TO DOING THEIR OWN PROJECTS AND LET US BASK IN THEIR AWESOME.

Here's the game plan, ok?

I become rich.

I become friends with rainjoy

Glee gets cancelled (probably before 1 and 2 since it might take a while)

I produce All the Other Ghosts

We get rainjoy to write the script

An awesome director (I'm personally a fan of James Cameron)

An awesome musician (I'm personally a fan of James Horner or Nicholas Hooper or Hans Zimmer)

And Chris and Darren play their parts as Kurt and Blaine and everything is perfect in the klaine fandom we all die happy the end

[idiotloser]

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[headclouded]

My Tumblr Crushes:

theblanderson (5%)

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nicolascagewearingcrocs (5%)

questionabletendencies (4%)

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castleinthetardis (3%)

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liferipples (3%)

Love me

[takethistoyourstardust]

theblanderson answered your question: Owie.

Are you on your period? Cus if your tits are sore thats generally it.

No, I only get my period around the 3rd or 4th week of the month, so I ain't due yet.

[suitfer]

Why hello there, new followers.

[dinojay]

theblanderson started following you

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OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM O_________O

Um

(I'm eternally sorry if I turn instantly inappropriate lol)

[nosenuzzling]

PUBLISHING THIS BECAUSE WOW PERFECT AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS YES

Raspberry cake. Yum. And that's just so.... accurate. The more I think about it the more perfect it is. YES HOLY SHIT CHRIS IS RASPBERRY AND DARREN IS CHOCOLATE AND THEY GO TOGETHER LIKE THE MOST ORGASMIC THING ON THE PLANET LIKE