#theandrictregetour

[ironicbeats]

theandrictregetour:

There is a paroxysm of shadows, suddenly, upon your bed. Silent, the quivering, royal-purple umbrage resolves itself, after a short time, into a small box. It only sags the bed a slight bit - and, should you think to prod it with a sword or something similarly sagacious, you might hear an irritated sigh, as the box flings itself open, spilling its contents onto the bed. Otherwise, well-wrapped up in a lavender gift-box, there is a small note. 

You are one year closer to death.  -RdL 

Underneath the note, there is a tee-shirt. It smells faintly of must, but come now, nobody said spontaneous shadow-teleportation was perfect. If you lift the shirt up to view it properly, something may spill from the innards. It'-

This isn't want anyone would want.

This is quite the opposite. 

It's tasteful, black-and-white-images of the genitalia of six former US Presidents (their names written carefully on the edge of the images.) Upon further inspection, the image reading CLINTON seems to have a signature on it. The thought of authenticating it is too nauseating to consider. 

  Dave saw a picture of a penis and started to cry.

[ceruleanlover95]

Where do you think Natasha got it?

No rose i in fact do not keep squirrel carcasses in the house!!

[bulge2bomb-blog]

disparagingsomnolence started following you

theandrictregetour started following you

tenaciousgallant started following you 

cinematicmasterpiecestarted following you

you came to the wrong boardway motherglubbas

[turntechglitzhead]

theandrictregetour started following you

you followed me and two people unfollowed me and im blaming you

pretty sure your unholy majesty sucked them down into the dark abyss that is my ectosister(s alternate)

[orphiste-blog]

Say that to my face, motherfucker, not online.

The Rose doesn't have time for your bullshit.

Blocked, unfollowed, and reported.

[quellazaires-blog]

Looks like I've started to attract a following.

Hello to the few of you who decided to join me. I'd introduce myself, but if you're here you probably already know who I am. Instead, I ask who you are, and what brought you here.

[cachaemicgement]

theandrictregetour replied to your post: thats a shame vantas

I'D OFFER A VIRTUAL HIGHFIVE IF VIRTUAL HIGHFIVES WEREN'T FUCKING STUPID.

[ceruleanlover95]

Unfortunately, Jake, I've just heard the news. Thanksgiving has been cancelled this year.

What no fucking way ill bet anything youre fibbing!

Thanksgiving cant be cancelled thats uncalled for!!

[cynosaga-blog]

I must say, I've never quite seen anyone with as little affinity with the tumblr tag system as you. It's almost remarkable.

yeah im pretty sure tumblr hates me

i also keep double posting but i manage to snag the posts pretty quick

its getting frustrating to say the least!!

[cachaemicgement]

That's deLalonde to you, oh tramp-stamped one.

DELALONDE'S WORD IS LAW.

deLALONDE??

NAH, IT'S DELALONDE.

[orphiste-blog]

Heidenröslein

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sah ein Knab’ ein Röslein stehn, Röslein auf der Heiden, War so jung und morgenschön, Lief er schnell es nah zu sehn, Sah’s mit vielen Freuden. Röslein, Röslein, Röslein rot, Röslein auf der Heiden. Knabe sprach: “Ich breche dich, Röslein auf der Heiden.” Röslein sprach: “Ich steche dich, Daß du ewig denkst an mich, Und ich will’s nicht leiden.” Röslein, Röslein, Röslein rot, Röslein auf der Heiden. Und der wilde Knabe brach ’s Röslein auf der Heiden; Röslein wehrte sich und stach, Half ihm doch kein Weh und Ach, Mußt’ es eben leiden. Röslein, Röslein, Röslein rot, Röslein auf der Heiden.

[black-bear13]

What fantastic blog music. A+, would idly click in boredom again.

thanks rose person!!