#the wound tree is a competing business that keeps stealing their damn clients (sacrifices + followers)
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Silt Verses office comedy about the gods
#Universe Ends Posts#the silt verses#i firmly believe the gods are all pretty chill with each other and i like to imagine them in an office setting#sorting through sacrifices and sending out miracles and bitching about paperwork#there's a running joke about Carpenter getting tossed from one to the other like a stress ball#the wound tree is a competing business that keeps stealing their damn clients (sacrifices + followers)#this is treated as a minor nuisance#'hey are you going to the office party for the birthing of that new god?'#'idk man the last like three times its been a bust with no new god doesnt it seem like a waste of time?'#'theres gonna be marble cake.' 'oh shit really? fuck yes'
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