#the worst case? hundreds of sharp steel jumping jacks. sabotage. brake lines. kudzu. the mind boggles. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

confinesofmy · 10 months ago

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'why can't you just have a little faith in your local community' because every time i do i get such a nasty fucking surprise that i want to go lie down in a hole and pull the dirt in on top of me

#the BEST CASE scenario is that i decide not to think much of it and internally resolve to avoid relying on them in the future #the worst case? hundreds of sharp steel jumping jacks. sabotage. brake lines. kudzu. the mind boggles.#sugar in the tank! how could i forget my best friend sugar in the tank. both a slur and a beautiful idea. <3 #so if you don't like any of those scenarios you've got to accept that i'm going to be kind of bitter and misanthropic on a local level #if i was happy-go-lucky about it then you would need to worry. because the crime rate would also be skyrocketing.#adam yaps

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